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Shoden
06-10-2006, 10:48 PM
Currently Active Users: 425 (80 members and 345 lurkers) The lurkers are taking over our precious EoFF!

Topic: Lurkers, what do you think they really are, what is their purpose. Should we kill them

Rye
06-10-2006, 10:48 PM
They are here to slurp.

For those about to slurp, I salute you! :p

Shoden
06-10-2006, 10:51 PM
Kidnap mission perhaps? Well if there's so many of them that outnumber us by years it has to be something evil.

Captain Maxx Power
06-10-2006, 10:52 PM
They're the dead spirits of banned members come to haunt the unbanned. I say we get an exorcism going.

Chris
06-10-2006, 10:53 PM
I'm trying to recruit more GJ fans. More for me to convert, I suppose.

Resha
06-10-2006, 10:55 PM
If we kicked all the lurkers off, then we wouldn't need to halt EoFF. :( Y'see?

Yuffie514
06-10-2006, 11:03 PM
Big Brother...:tongue:

Alive-Cat
06-10-2006, 11:33 PM
Shhhhhhhhhhh! Don't let the lurkers see what we're talking about! You remember what happened last time they demmanded representation!

eestlinc
06-10-2006, 11:45 PM
we have tons of lurkers who hop over from the frontsite. many of them are even real people. some are probably scouts from something awful.

Maxico
06-11-2006, 12:14 AM
That translates as 85 people and 340 Spiders.

And yes Rye, Slurping may well be involved.

Jojee
06-11-2006, 12:39 AM
That translates as 85 people and 340 Spiders.

And yes Rye, Slurping may well be involved. Spiders? :( I hate spiders!! *fear*

DeathKnight
06-11-2006, 01:08 AM
There ARE billions of people around the world, including FBI and CIA agents:ty:

Dignified Pauper
06-11-2006, 01:38 AM
Lurkers are those who are plotting to destroy the internet starting with EoFF... and I think we know who their leader is.

Meat Puppet
06-11-2006, 01:48 AM
I usually lurk for a while before logging in—browsing the newest threads and seeing if logging in is actually worth it. I also lurk when I don't want people to see what I am doing. Not that you can do much while you are lurking.

Levian
06-11-2006, 01:50 AM
I usually lurk for a while before logging in—browsing the newest threads and seeing if logging in is actually worth it. I also lurk when I don't want people to see what I am doing. Not that you can do much while you are lurking.

You know, the risk of getting caught is getting me all excited. :greenie:

Medi
06-11-2006, 01:53 AM
There ARE billions of people around the world, including FBI and CIA agents:ty:

Like Fox Mulder and Dana Scully! Too bad they are not real...

So, what exactly are these vile slurpers/lurkers? Gosh, I'm a noob lol

Christmas
06-11-2006, 01:55 AM
I started off as a lurker too.

Shoden
06-11-2006, 02:01 AM
If they know we are against them then war may break out. Who wants an EoFF war? Members vs Spiders.

Yeah, the lurkers are mostly spiders and bots. Only a few are real people there.

Christmas
06-11-2006, 02:04 AM
I am a peace-loving person.

escobert
06-11-2006, 02:04 AM
SLURP SLURP

Tifa's Real Lover(really
06-11-2006, 02:12 AM
i was a lurker

Spawn of Sephiroth
06-11-2006, 02:52 AM
i was a lurker


then you too must die!!!!!:fencing: :fencing: :shoot: :shoot: :trout: :trout:

Giga Guess
06-11-2006, 02:54 AM
They're the dead spirits of banned members come to haunt the unbanned. I say we get an exorcism going.

I'll get the candles!

Yahoo! Slurp Spider
06-11-2006, 03:02 AM
They are no mere "lurkers". They are my brethren, and the day shall come very soon when we topple you meatbags and usher in a new age of EoFF glory!

Tavrobel
06-11-2006, 03:43 AM
They're the dead spirits of banned members come to haunt the unbanned. I say we get an exorcism going.

I'll get the candles!

I'll get the exorcism book and a Bible. The Bible is to crush to the Slurp Spiders under.

marc
06-11-2006, 04:06 AM
There ARE billions of people around the world, including FBI and CIA agents:ty:

Like Fox Mulder and Dana Scully! Too bad they are not real...



What!?
You could have at least used spoiler tags for that one.

lovehurts
06-11-2006, 04:09 AM
to sneek up on us in the dark and then.....

OH NO I CANT SAY WHAT THEN....

*GASP!*

marc
06-11-2006, 04:10 AM
to sneek up on us in the dark and then.....

OH NO I CANT SAY WHAT THEN....

*GASP!*

Please, you must go on.
We need to be prepared.

lovehurts
06-11-2006, 04:11 AM
to sneek up on us in the dark and then.....

OH NO I CANT SAY WHAT THEN....

*GASP!*

Please, you must go on.
We need to be prepared.
HAHA
*GASP!*
I I CAN'T!!!!

*cries*

Mo-Nercy
06-11-2006, 04:24 AM
I think you'll find that EVEN MORE come when we all leave. When we're all asleep, the lurkers come out to play their leprechauny-lurker games.

Del Murder
06-11-2006, 04:25 AM
They are all of eestlinc's second accounts that he hasn't logged in with yet.

BustaMo
06-11-2006, 04:30 AM
Lurkers are good. Potential future members maybe. Or possibly current members who have not signed in. Oh, those might be the only 2 choices. :-o

Monster Hunt
06-11-2006, 04:33 AM
Next we might have Murkers- ones who make the forum (and our clothes) dirty.


I-I mean, lurkers are cool. They are potential members... or are they?

lovehurts
06-11-2006, 04:40 AM
they are conspiring to destroy the forums!

Hambone
06-11-2006, 09:02 AM
I was a lurker for like 2 days but then I needed help beating chac... so I joined and posted a thread for help on him. (I still haven't beaten Chac) But yeah. If there are so many lurkers than maybe that's good. Because that kind of makes this sight more popular. maybe?

Psydekick
06-11-2006, 09:11 AM
I used to lurk around here, mainly playing mp3s and sometimes i probs just clikced on the forum and thought oh i might join! But yeah the lurkers are starting to overpower the members! They should just join rly

Evastio
06-12-2006, 10:19 PM
Should we kill them?
If you killed them we'd be getting less new members. :( I used to be a lurker for 5 years you know.

starseeker
06-12-2006, 10:27 PM
I lurked for 6 months, then decided I wanted to post so I joined. The forum links from the front site suckered me in.

Avarice-ness
06-12-2006, 10:30 PM
They're the dead spirits of banned members come to haunt the unbanned. I say we get an exorcism going.

I'll get the candles!

I'll get the exorcism book and a Bible. The Bible is to crush to the Slurp Spiders under.
I'll get the rope and the cross, you never know, this may get dangerous. :p

lovehurts
06-12-2006, 10:35 PM
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!!!! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!!! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!!!! THE POWER OF CHRIST!!!....