Things KH Characters Would Never Say

[~Storm Ninja~]

What... the... hell?

[Clawsze]

What... the... hell?

If you look back I did one with Goofy killing Sora with a sword for saying I see dead heartless.....it happened about 146 times.....

Anyways.....

Initiation part 1....

Maxs: Okay.....so to join I have to.....

a. Poke Saix.
b. Cut all of Xaldin's dreads.
c. Steal Luxords cards.
and
d. Mystery Challenge.

Axel: Yup, now sign here.
Demyx: Here's a pen
Maxs:Okay......

CONTRACT

I Maxs will not hold Axel, Demyx or Roxas responsible for any death of injuries.

Signed Maxs


This will be continued tomorrow.

I would put this on Fanfic but they would be too short.

[~Storm Ninja~]

Initiation part 1....

Maxs: Okay.....so to join I have to.....

a. Poke Saix.
b. Cut all of Xaldin's dreads.
c. Steal Luxords cards.
and
d. Mystery Challenge.

Axel: Yup, now sign here.
Demyx: Here's a pen
Maxs:Okay......

CONTRACT

I Maxs will not hold Axel, Demyx or Roxas responsible for any death of injuries.

Signed Maxs


This will be continued tomorrow.

I would put this on Fanfic but they would be too short.

can the mystery challenge be stealing my shuriken and throwing it at zexion's book?

(don't even try to understand this, it's an inside joke)

[Clawsze]

Initiation part 1....

Maxs: Okay.....so to join I have to.....

a. Poke Saix.
b. Cut all of Xaldin's dreads.
c. Steal Luxords cards.
and
d. Mystery Challenge.

Axel: Yup, now sign here.
Demyx: Here's a pen
Maxs:Okay......

CONTRACT

I Maxs will not hold Axel, Demyx or Roxas responsible for any death of injuries.

Signed Maxs


This will be continued tomorrow.

I would put this on Fanfic but they would be too short.

can the mystery challenge be stealing my shuriken and throwing it at zexion's book?

(don't even try to understand this, it's an inside joke)

Let's say it involves a certain Psycho....

[~Storm Ninja~]

I'm psycho! =D


"How to woo a Psychopath girl who will impale you for dummies"

Oh... her... Damn.

[Clawsze]

I'm psycho! =D


"How to woo a Psychopath girl who will impale you for dummies"

Oh... her... Damn.
Yes her...
I'm going to do no.1 now.



The next morning...

Zexion:....So I told her,"GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM" and she F****** threw a kunai at me!

Saix: Sounds nice.....

Axel:Good luck man, he doesn't look happy....

Maxs: I hate you....

Axel:....I like you too....

Maxs: ****er.....(poke)

Saix:What are you doing....

Maxs: I uhhh......tripped...

Saix: lies....(grabs claymore)....I hope you can turn into sand quickly...


At lunch...

Axel: You got off lightly man.....Roxas had a cut the size of Demyx's Sitar.

Demyx: Thats because he threw my baby at him..(cradling Sitar)..that nasty, wasty Saix hurt you didn't he?

Roxas: I still have the scar....

Maxs: Well, at least I don't need to worry about Appendisitis.

Axel: Anyways....CHALLENGE 2!!!



The next one will have blood.....a lot of blood....

[~Storm Ninja~]

Me next! Me Next!

[Clawsze]

Me next! Me Next!

What are you on about....this isn't the KHIS.....

[~Storm Ninja~]

oh, sure, but you get to initiate YOUR original character. that makes PERFECT sense.

(not really that upset but being sarcastic anyway)

[Clawsze]

oh, sure, but you get to initiate YOUR original character. that makes PERFECT sense.

(not really that upset but being sarcastic anyway)

Oh thats what you mean....you could make a parralel story for your character if you want, or make a different one....

[~Storm Ninja~]

I haven't posted a joke here in ages...

the showdown

*Maxs and Zaimaxu standoff*

*the good, the bad, and the ugly theme*

*saix drops a hankerchief*

*Zaimaxu throws his shuriken. Yes, he has a gaint shuriken.*

*Maxs turns abdomen to sand, and the shuriken gets stuck in it*

Zaimaxu: "Oh... s**t...

Maxs: "Well, you're totally screwed now."

*horrible bloody murder ensues*

*Axel walks in with two lawnchairs and popcorn*

Axel: "Wha'd I miss?"

Saix: Not much. I do love a good bloodbath

Axel: amen to that.

XD

also, has anyone noticed there are hundreds of fanfics with every member of the Org in tact, but all 13 were only present for a matter of hours? The first 12 were there for a reasonably long time, i take it, but members started being killed just days (maybe weeks, tops, being we don't know how long Sora wandered the big grassy field...thing) after Roxas arrived, So the timeframe for all that has to be very small, relatively speaking.

[Clawsze]

The Showdown, Part two....

Zaimaxu is basically a floating head by now....

Saix: Pass the popcorn...

Maxs: LOLOLOL....IT'S JAMBI THE GENIE!!!

Zaimaxu: You do realise you have turned back to narmal with my Shuriken in you....and that I can still control it....(another massacre ensues)

Maxs: ......But I can make a sand body out of my corpse....

Zaimaxu: WHY WON'T YOU DIE!!!

Maxs: Because I is UBER!!!

Axel: Will you two just stop for a minute, Roxas and Dem are coming....

The whole Org, -Larx and Zexion, appears...

Saix: Well their goes the private show....


You should get the joke from the Zexions weapon topic.....

[~Storm Ninja~]

The Showdown: THR33!

Zaimaxu: Two can play at this game.

*Head spins rapidly, creates tornado*

*body parts scattered everywhere disappear*

*Tornado diappears, Zaimaxu is reformed*

Maxs: ....Ew....

*Zaimaxu's body is reassembled incorrectly, and appears deformed*

Zaimaxu:... Just a sec...

*Whirls around, appears reformed*

Zaimaxu: *whispers* hey, I have a great idea... wanna 'entertain' our audience?

Maxs:... good call.

Zaimaxu: *slightly yelling, as to sound suspicious* Hey Maxs, have you ever noticed I left out an 'N' When I annogramed my name?

Maxs: *also yelling* Why, no, Zai, I didn't.

Zaimaxu: You know what else is weird?

Maxs: Why no, Zai, what else is weird?

Zaimaxu: SUPA SANDSTORM POWNAGE COMBO!1!!!1!ONE11!!

*GAINT SANDSTORM DESTROYS OLD WESTERN TOWN!!!111!1*

[Clawsze]

The Showdown: THR33!

Zaimaxu: Two can play at this game.

*Head spins rapidly, creates tornado*

*body parts scattered everywhere disappear*

*Tornado diappears, Zaimaxu is reformed*

Maxs: ....Ew....

*Zaimaxu's body is reassembled incorrectly, and appears deformed*

Zaimaxu:... Just a sec...

*Whirls around, appears reformed*

Zaimaxu: *whispers* hey, I have a great idea... wanna 'entertain' our audience?

Maxs:... good call.

Zaimaxu: *slightly yelling, as to sound suspicious* Hey Maxs, have you ever noticed I left out an 'N' When I annogramed my name?

Maxs: *also yelling* Why, no, Zai, I didn't.

Zaimaxu: You know what else is weird?

Maxs: Why no, Zai, what else is weird?

Zaimaxu: SUPA SANDSTORM POWNAGE COMBO!1!!!1!ONE11!!

*GAINT SANDSTORM DESTROYS OLD WESTERN TOWN!!!111!1*

Xigbar: NNNOOOOOOO MY HOME!!!!

Zex appears with Larx hgging his neck.

Zexion: What'd I miss.

Saix: Not much now Xig's going to kill Zaimaxu and Maxs....

Larxene: Oohh....come on Zexy, lets go back to your room....

Zexion: In 5 minutes...

Larxene: OK, i'll go get ready :kiss:

Axel: You did her didn't you Zex.

Zexion: Every which way....

[~Storm Ninja~]

Zaimaxu: *overhears conversation, does a great deal of eyetwitching* wow... Emo and the B**ch. what a story...
Maxs: uh... dude? *tugs shoulder, points at xigbar*
Zaimaxu: Oh... right...
Xigbar: You destroyed my home... NOW YOU WILL PAY!!!
Zaimaxu: Dude, don't you live in the Castle that Never Was?
Maxs: and furthermore, your somebody lived in Radiant Garden...
Xigbar:*gets brain cramp, then starts to walk away* My life is a lie... *Sob*

[Clawsze]

This story is AWESOME....I will finish/continue it soon....

[~Storm Ninja~]

Tale from sick of mind, love of the worst kind, Emo and the B**ch...

[Clawsze]

Tale from sick of mind, love of the worst kind, Emo and the B**ch...

You could be a poet.....


Xigbar: AHA....I was abducted from my parents when I was 16 by a scientist....who studied.....hearts.....Xemnas......we need to talk...

Xemnas:....yikes!!

Zexion: Anyways, I need to go back to my room toooo.....watch TV....yeah....

Maxs:.......I wonder what he did to get HER to F*** him...

Zaimaxu:......I wonder.......

[~Storm Ninja~]

*Zaimaxu does some awesom ninja-ing and gets the skinny*

Zaimaxu: Hey Maaaaaxs...
Maxs: What?
Zaimaxu: Do you know what Zexion's book is called?
Maxs: What?
Zaimaxu: *whisper whisper*
Maxs:*face suddenly lights up*

*later, in Larxene's room*

Zaimaxu: Ok, I got the book from Zexion while he was waiting on larxene to... I guess finish changing... *shudders*
Maxs: now what?
Zaimaxu: *turns to page and rips it out*
Maxs: Here's the thumbtack
Zaimaxu: Now quick, before they finish... *shudders* It's too horrifying... I can't even think the words...
Maxs: doing eachother?
Zaimaxu: *cringe*

much later...

Larxene: Ah... *whistles like a giddy schoolgirl* *looks at her wall*

there is a peice of paper on the wall that reads:

CH XIV: MAKING THE B**CH BE YOUR B**CH

along with some meaningless text that larxene was too pissed off to read.

Zaimaxu: Not only did we go in her room and live, but there's going to be one less nobody in here...
Maxs: *Snigger*

still much later, following reconstructive surgery...

*Zexion is screaming in rage through the cast over his mouth, saying nothing distinguishable*

Zaimaxu: Get well soon...
Maxs: Yeah, we're really sorry to hear about what happened...
*both leave and get out of earshot, then cackle maniacally*

Zaimaxu: wait... I hear something...
Maxs: How!?
Zaimaxu: Dude, I'm a ninja. I stole Zex's book.

Larxene: *in her room a several yards off* I wonder who tacked that to the wall in the first place...

Zai & Max: *Simultaneously* we blame axel.

END? OR IS IT?

[Clawsze]

*Zaimaxu does some awesom ninja-ing and gets the skinny*

Zaimaxu: Hey Maaaaaxs...
Maxs: What?
Zaimaxu: Do you know what Zexion's book is called?
Maxs: What?
Zaimaxu: *whisper whisper*
Maxs:*face suddenly lights up*

*later, in Larxene's room*

Zaimaxu: Ok, I got the book from Zexion while he was waiting on larxene to... I guess finish changing... *shudders*
Maxs: now what?
Zaimaxu: *turns to page and rips it out*
Maxs: Here's the thumbtack
Zaimaxu: Now quick, before they finish... *shudders* It's too horrifying... I can't even think the words...
Maxs: doing eachother?
Zaimaxu: *cringe*

much later...

Larxene: Ah... *whistles like a giddy schoolgirl* *looks at her wall*

there is a peice of paper on the wall that reads:

CH XIV: MAKING THE B**CH BE YOUR B**CH

along with some meaningless text that larxene was too pissed off to read.

Zaimaxu: Not only did we go in her room and live, but there's going to be one less nobody in here...
Maxs: *Snigger*

still much later, following reconstructive surgery...

*Zexion is screaming in rage through the cast over his mouth, saying nothing distinguishable*

Zaimaxu: Get well soon...
Maxs: Yeah, we're really sorry to hear about what happened...
*both leave and get out of earshot, then cackle maniacally*

Zaimaxu: wait... I hear something...
Maxs: How!?
Zaimaxu: Dude, I'm a ninja. I stole Zex's book.

Larxene: *in her room a several yards off* I wonder who tacked that to the wall in the first place...

Zai & Max: *Simultaneously* we blame axel.

END? OR IS IT?

Axel: Who said my name?!?

Larxene: Just the pyro I wanted.....do you have ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS!!!!(Puts page to face)

(Maxs and Zaimaxu start to beg to Axel behind Larxenes back)

Axel:.....I think thats the book I got for Zex at Christmas.....but I thought he was going for the prostitutes.....

Larxene:....Zexion is dead......again....(walks off to medical room, where muffled yelps of pain can be heard)

Maxs: How long until he gets that cast off his mouth.

Zaimaxu: 2 months.......thats about how long we have to live, eh.

Axel: And you will be doing it in MY control....

Maxs and Zai: S***

[~Storm Ninja~]

later...

Zaimaxu: well, we were bound to run into this eventually...
Maxs: yeah, but it was worth it...
Zaimaxu: Depends on your definition of 'Worth it"...
Axel: on your knees
*Zai and Max are in a state of utter disgust and fear, then axel walks away...*
Zai & Max: Phew...

*Zai & Max get smoked by chakrams*

Axel: STE-RIIIKE!

later...

Zai: wait... Zex can't prove that we did it, because he never atually saw us do it.
Max: and with any luck, we can play innocent *gets smoked by chakram*
Zai: as for that, I have an idea... OH MASTER? WOULDN'T YOU LIKE A NICE, REFRESHING TEQUILA?
Axel: well, I am rather parxhed. Make it so.

*15 glasses later*

*Axel throws chakram and misses horribly*

Zai: wait... it gets better. Hey Axel, why don't you show Larxene that attack you've been working on?
Axel: Whell... It ish really cool.. Shure...

*Axel stumbles into Larx's room and starts to charge up, followed by a massive, alcohol powered explosion*

Maxs: Is there anything we can't do?
Zai: Survive if we get caught?
Maxs: good point.

Later...

Axel: Mff Mff MFfffMFFFmfF (how did I end up in HERE?)
Zexion: MMFF mmff mmf... (Join the club...)

END? probably not.

[Clawsze]

later...

Zaimaxu: well, we were bound to run into this eventually...
Maxs: yeah, but it was worth it...
Zaimaxu: Depends on your definition of 'Worth it"...
Axel: on your knees
*Zai and Max are in a state of utter disgust and fear, then axel walks away...*
Zai & Max: Phew...

*Zai & Max get smoked by chakrams*

Axel: STE-RIIIKE!

later...

Zai: wait... Zex can't prove that we did it, because he never atually saw us do it.
Max: and with any luck, we can play innocent *gets smoked by chakram*
Zai: as for that, I have an idea... OH MASTER? WOULDN'T YOU LIKE A NICE, REFRESHING TEQUILA?
Axel: well, I am rather parxhed. Make it so.

*15 glasses later*

*Axel throws chakram and misses horribly*

Zai: wait... it gets better. Hey Axel, why don't you show Larxene that attack you've been working on?
Axel: Whell... It ish really cool.. Shure...

*Axel stumbles into Larx's room and starts to charge up, followed by a massive, alcohol powered explosion*

Maxs: Is there anything we can't do?
Zai: Survive if we get caught?
Maxs: good point.

Later...

Axel: Mff Mff MFfffMFFFmfF (how did I end up in HERE?)
Zexion: MMFF mmff mmf... (Join the club...)

END? probably not.

You are RIGHT!!!

7 weeks later....

Maxs: mmm......what is it Zai.
Zai: (knocking on Maxs's room door....)GET OUT NOW, WE NEED TO GO.....NOW!!!
Maxs: Why....I likey sleepy.....
Zai:1. Zexion gets his casts off today.
2. So does Axel, but he won't remember anything.
3. until Larxene tell him what happened....
4. He remembers WE WERE THE ONES TO TELL HIM TO DO THAT!!!

Maxs: (Checks calender)......DAMN....(gets clothes on and barges out of room)
Demyx: Whats happening.....
Roxas: ......damn.....yawn.....what are you doing......
Maxs: YOU SEE NOTHIN' YOU HEAR NOTHIN'(Knocks out both of them)

In the medical room the next day.....

Zexion: So what happened to you two....
Demyx: Mff MFFF mm MF mf mf(We were knocked out by Maxs and Zai....)
Roxas: MFF mf mmm FFF mmffmmf(Then thrown out in the city, tied up)
Demyx: MMff mmfff mf mf mmmf MMFF(Let's just say the heartless out there aren't friendly....)
Axel: Right......YOU TWO!!!!
Maxs: Yo, how you feelin'
Zexion: I'LL KILL YOU!!!
Zai: NOW!!!
Maxs: YOU SEE NOTHIN'(Throws a small nuclear bomb in the room, just big enouth to blow the 4 up)YOU HEAR NOTHIN'.(Runs like hell)
Zai: Bye, Bye my favourite nobodies(follows Maxs)

5 minutes later...

Vexen: Where is my nuclear grenade and what was the bang in the Med room....

Maxs&Zai: LUXORD DID IT!!!

[~Storm Ninja~]

5 weeks later...

Zai: I think we're okay until Vexen finishes with the hazmat work...
Maxs: Yeah, how did they survive that!?
Zai: we're superpowered nobodies... I mean, god... axel is a nuklear bomb on LEGS.
Maxs: You may have a point...

Later... after luxord and vexen had a long talk...

man - Xemnas: Numbers 14 and 15

Zai/Maxs: HE DID IT!!!

Xemnas: *takes their picture* *sticks picture on a plaque

Maxs: IT STEALS MY SOUUUUL!!

Zai: Bwuh?

Xemnas: You two officially win Evildoers of the Month... Congradulations.

Zai: WOO!!

Xemnas: Everyone must hear about your accomplishments as evil underlings...

Maxs: God DAMN!!!

to be continued? *jaws theme*

[Dragonface]

~Wrong Fan club~

Larxene: WTF IS SORA FAN CLUB?!?*Saw a picure of Roxas* THERE IT IS! *Enter Roxas Fan Club* SORA I'M YOUR BIGGIST FAN!
Roxas: Um Larxene...Sora Fan Club is on the other side of the town...
Larxene: WTF?!?

[stalpho slayer]

Axel:I'm leaving the organization!
Larxene: No Axel Don't!!!!:surprised
Xemnas: Hey! I'm the leader here! I give the commands!
Axel:...Ok! I'm leaving!!!! L-E-A-V-I-N-G, got it memorised?
Larxene: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Plz don't!!! I must confess sth....
Axel:....Well.... What??? W-H-A-T, got it memorised?
Xemnas: (eating pop corn).... keep going....
Larxene: Axel, I love youuuuuu!!!!! :kaolove2:
Axel:And....?
Xemnas: (talking to himself: That could be a great film!) DEMYX, COME HERE NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Demyx: (running) What's up, boss?
Xemnas: I told you NOT to call me that!
Demyx:Sorry, boss.... You wanted sth?
Xemnas: :hot: ... Whatever! Play something romantic... NOW!

Back to Axel and Larxene
Axel: HEY! Are you going to say anything else or not..?!! N-O-T, got it memorised?
Larxene:.....I.....am.... well... pre-.... PREGNANT!!!!
Axel:WHAAAAAAAAT????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Larxene:P-R-E-G-N-A-N-T! Got it memorised???
Axel: (thinking: Hey! That's my quote!)........
Larxene:So?

In the meantime the whole organisation has gathered up, watching the scene...
Xemnas: LOUDER the music, Demyx! (The popcorn is tastefull, or that movie could win ALL the OSCARS????)
Demyx:Ok, boss!!! (OMG it's so touching... :kaobeg2: Axel will become a father... I WANT, TOO!)
Xemnas ::hot:
Axel:Well... Then.... I.... guess... that... (singing) I WILL BECOME A FATHER! I WILL BECOME A FATHER! I WILL BECOME A FATHER! I WILL BECOME A FATHER! F-A-T-H-E-R, Got it memorised????? Got it memorised????? Got it memorised?????
Larxene:........... (Why did I tell him?....?)

Riku and Sora break in….!
Sora: Where’s Kairi??????
Riku: We know that she’s here!!!
Sora: That Axel, kidnapped her!!!!!

Noone notice them….
Sora: Riku?
Riku: Yeah…
Sora: Do you see, what I see?
Riku: I think…. So….

Axel is down on his knees, rubbing Larxene’s belly…
Axel: Sora! Riku! Welcome, my friends!
Sora: Are you serious….?
Riku: We are ENEMIES, you know….
Axel: That’s past! Join my happiness! (singing) I WILL BECOME A FATHER! I WILL BECOME A FATHER! I WILL BECOME A FATHER! I WILL BECOME A FATHER!!!!!!!!!!
Sora, Riku: Hah????

Axel goes to Larxene…
Axel: (Very serious) We have to decide for something…
Larxene: Ok… What?
Axel: We have to decide on a name for our kid…
Larxene: I suggest…
Axel: Brilliant idea!!!
Larxene: !!!!!!!!??????!!!!!!
Axel: If it’s a boy Oxilver and if it’s a girl Xafy! Really bRRRRRilliant idea!
Larxene: Oxilver???? What kind of name is that?
Axel: An excellent one!
Larxene: I don’t like it!
Axel: I don’t care! I like it! Otherwise I’m leaving!!!!!!!
Larxene: ….. ok….. (Oxilver….? Whatever… Poor child….)
Xemnas: (singing) I LIKE IT! I LIKE IT! I LIKE IT! I LIKE IT! I LIKE IT! I LIKE IT! I LIKE IT! If I sell this scenario to Hollywood, I’ll get rich! Really rich! I won’t have to gather hearts, anymore!
Demyx: Can I stop playing now, boss?
Xemnas: I swear to God that if you call me boss again, I'll kill you!!!! Keep playing!
Demyx: Ok.... Sorry............. boss!
Xemnas: :hot: ......

While Xemnas is driven mad by Demyx, Kairi smashes the door...
Sora: Kairi!!! (running towards her)
Kairi: I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Sora: Me too! (really happy!)
Kairi: Axel, I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (She ignores Sora and falls into Axel's hug!)
Sora:What???? :whimper: :whimper: :whimper:
Axel: Hah?
Kairi: From the first time I saw you, I felt sth in my stomach....
Sora: Please, let it be that she was hungry......
Kairi: I think I'm in love with you!!!!!!
Axel: Hah??? What's wrong with you people?????
Sora: Kairi!!!
Kairi: Shut up, you idiot! Don't you see that I'm talking with Axel???
Sora: :whimper: :crying2: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: Riku.... say something....
Riku: I won't tell that I told you, but I did!
Sora: Nice friend... :whimper: :crying2: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: Thanks a lot....
Axel: I know that I'm the most handsome guy in the whole planet (or the universe maybe???)... And you Kairi, are very beautifull, too.... I think, I can't resist....
Kairi: I knew it! Kiss me!
Sora: :whimper: :crying2: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying:
Riku: :screwy:
Larxene: :hot: :frust:
Axel: Ok, baby! B-A-B-Y, got it memorised? (Axel gives sloppy kisses to Kairi)
Riku: :barf: :barf: :barf:
Larxene: I'm sick of all these nonsense! Axel? I'm not pregnant! I told that so you wouldn't leave, but now I don't care!!! GO TO HELL WITH YOUR KAIRI!!!!:hot: :hot: :hot:
Axel: OHHHH! I forgot the baby.... WHAT????????????????? :sad: :sad: :crying: :crying: (faints...)
Larxene: AXEL??? MY AXEL???? Are you okay? (Kairi comes close) And you Kairi, GET AWAY:kaofight: !!!! Axel....? I lied.... I was kidding.... Of course I am pregnant! Open your eyes, now! Your beautiful emerald green eyes... PLEASEEEEEEE! AXEL......... If I tell you that there is a 99,9% possibility for our child to have the same red spiky hair, would you STAND UP NOW?????
Axel: What???? Really!!!! Larxene? My Larxene, I LOVE YOU!!!! Kairi means nothing to me! I swear to God....
Kairi: :whimper: :crying2: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: Sora? I love YOU!
Sora: :kaoupset: I don't, now!!!!
Riku::kaolaugh: :kaolaugh: :kaolaugh:
Kairi::kaobeg: :kaocry: :kaocry: :kaobeg2: :kaobeg2:
Sora: Oh, plz don't look at me like that....
Kairi: :kaobeg2: :kaobeg2: :kaobeg2: :kaobeg2:
Sora: Ok, ok, ok.... I love you, too!:lovers: :kiss:
Kairi: (thinking: yes! I found someone to spend my time! :hourglas: ):kaoclove:

And in the end....
Axel: Larxene, will you marry me????
Larxene: Yes! YES! YES!
Axel: I love you!
Larxene: Me too!
Axel: I love Oxilver, too!
Larxene: (Here we go again.....)
THE END
Xemnas: It couldn't be better!!!!! I'M RICH! I'M RICH! I'M RICH! I'M RICH! I'M RICH! I'M RICH! Hollywood, here I come!!!!!!! :hyper: :hahaha: :kaocheer: :kaohappy2 Demyx, bring beers to celebrate! This film will be the best ever!!! I'll be famous! I'll get all the OSCARS :ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie: and maybe the SCENARIO-NOBEL,too!!!!
Demyx: I'm playing the guitar, I can't go for beers, boss!
Xemnas: Bring them NOW or you are DEAD!!!!!
Demyx: Ok, without "boss"!!!
Xemnas: (after Demyx brought the beers) Cheers :beer: :beer: !!!!

Cast: Axel, Xemnas, Larxene, Demyx, Riku, Sora, Kairi and... THE BABY!!!!

how romantic:rolleyes2 :D

[stalpho slayer]

Another Day in the life of Orga. XIII

Demyx: You know i'm right.
Axle: No. you'r wrong. W-R-O-N-G. Got it memorized?
Demyx: No i'm right!
Axle: No I am! A-M. Got it memorized?
*Saix walks in*
Saix: What are you fighting about now.
Demyx: witch FF is the best. I think it's FFIX
Axle: And I know it's FFVIII. F-F-V-I-I-I. Got it memorized?
Demyx: FFIX
Axle: FFVIII. F-F-V-I-I-I. Got it memorized?
Saix: Guys Guys.... we all know FFVII is the best.
*Zexion walks in*
Zexion: Cmon FFVI is the best. Infact, Xenmas will prove it.
*Everyone walks into Xenmas's room. Xenmas is playing a videogame.*
Demyx: What'ca playing?
Xenmas: FFI
Axle: EWWW!!! IT'S 8-BIT!! 8-B-I-T! Got it memorized?
Xenmas: Cmon, It's not that bad.
Saix: Yes it is! they don't even move to the other side of the field! unlike in FFVII were they do.
Demyx: And they can't trance!
Axle: So? Limit was soooooooooo much cooler! C-O-O-L-E-R! Got it memorized?
Zexion: Limit's and trance just make the game easyer. true pros don't need it.
Xenmas: Thats enough!! All of you leave before I kill you!
Demyx: AHHHH!!! DON'T HURT ME!!!
*Demyx dissapears*
Zexion: ummmm.... ehh.... *Dissapears*
Saix: Yes Glorious leader *Dissapears*
Axle: ...
Xenmas: ...
Axle ...
Xenmas: ...
Axle: Fine i'll leave. L-E-A-V-E. Got it memor--
Xenmas: YES I GOT IT FREAKING MEMORIZED JUST LEAVE!!!!
*Axle dissapers*
Xenmas: finally.
*Demyx reapeares"
Demyx: FFIX rocks! *dissapears*
*Xenmas gets mad and bashes his NES with his lightsaber then sees what he did.*
Xenmas: FFI! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*One room below*
*Marluxia bashes his cealing with the back end of his scythe*
Marluxia: SHUT UP XENMAS! I'M TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP AFTER PLAYING FFXI FOR 37hr!!!!!!!!

/Fin. F-I-N. Got it memorized? :greenie:
OMG that was effin hilarious!!! :lol: :kaolaugh:

Axel is my favorite Organization XIII member :love:, and he's right: Final Fantasy VIII is the best!!! :heart: :thumb: :kaohappy2
B-E-S-T. Got it memorized? :D

no way VII is the best hands down:tongue:

[~Storm Ninja~]

VI! IT'S VI! IT HAS MOG IN IT!

[arcanedude34]

You guys are kinda getting a little completey way off topic.

[Dragonface]

Saïx: Kingdom Hearts, where is my heart?
Kingdom Heart: I thought you don't want your heart back?
Saïx: O_O , OH GREAT ONE!
*Xemnas apear*
Xemnas: I told you once, I told you 1000000 times. DON'T CALL ME GREAT ONE!
Saïx: But Kingdom Hearts spoke!
Xemnas: ...hold on for a second...*Dr Nobodies apear*...Saïx your going to the 'happy' house.
*Dr Nobodies drag Saïx to the nut house*
Xemnas: You five saw nothing, you didn't see anything...*Xemnas disapear*
Sora: What hes taking about?
Riku: If you think thats odd, try his Heartless counter-part.
Ansem(KH1): I HEARD THAT!
Riku: SHUT UP!

[~Storm Ninja~]

lol?

KHII FM+ SECRET ENDING

SPOILERS! SHIELD YOUR EYES IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE TWO PEOPLE WHO NEVER SAW IT

*enigmatic soldier dashes at bald guy who lifts up the earth, and rises a mountain*

ES: You've gotta be f**king kidding me...

[Marluxiaswife]

*At Castle Oblivion*

Axel:I can't eat this anymore...i have restoration! *throws out window* AHHHHH *farts*

Marluxia:......Your nasty.....And you didn't make any sents....

*Later*

Marluxia:So whats the real reason why you couldn't eat the spaghetti?

Axel:Well....*puts his hands on his sides* The spaghetti cold...

Marluxia:You stupited!, you could of warmed it up with your fire power!

Axel:....I never thought of that....

[Clawsze]

5 weeks later...

Zai: I think we're okay until Vexen finishes with the hazmat work...
Maxs: Yeah, how did they survive that!?
Zai: we're superpowered nobodies... I mean, god... axel is a nuklear bomb on LEGS.
Maxs: You may have a point...

Later... after luxord and vexen had a long talk...

man - Xemnas: Numbers 14 and 15

Zai/Maxs: HE DID IT!!!

Xemnas: *takes their picture* *sticks picture on a plaque

Maxs: IT STEALS MY SOUUUUL!!

Zai: Bwuh?

Xemnas: You two officially win Evildoers of the Month... Congradulations.

Zai: WOO!!

Xemnas: Everyone must hear about your accomplishments as evil underlings...

Maxs: God DAMN!!!

to be continued? *jaws theme*

......IT SHALL CONTINUE......Part......whatever....

Maxs:So we win this evil-whatchamajiga for blowing people up and destoying Xig's home?
Xemnas: Yup
Zai: Whats the prize?
Xemnas: Protection against every nobody except Marluxia, me, Saix, Xaldin and Leaxeus.
Maxs: The only members we HAVEN'T blew up......I'll meet you in Vexens lab, Zai....
Zai: Bring some explosive putty and laser spray....


LET THE MASSACRE CONTINUE!!!!

[~Storm Ninja~]

*5 Minutes Later*

*In Xemnas' room*

*xemnas looks at mass carnage, maxs and zai are charcoal black*

I forgot to mention... any permanent damage to the castle comes out of your paycheks...

Zai: We're gonna be washing dishes on this one aren't we?

Xemnas: You're smarter than you look.

[Clawsze]

.......just had to make this dramatic.....

:D :fencing: :shoot: :meditate: THE END!!!!:meditate: :shoot: :fencing: :D
or is it....:eek:

[Alsray]

here is a try:

Sora: Lets go wait for Ansem and ambush him!
Donald & Goofy: yeah!

The went to a spot they knew he would be at

Sora: How long have we been waiting here?
Donald: 3 Hours.

Sora: 3 HOURS!! I hope Nothing bad happened to him!

[Clawsze]

Sora: Heartless....GOOFY GO GET THEM!!!

GoofY: No.

Sora: What?

Goofy: I said no, you M***** F*****

Sora::eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Alsray]

funny

[Dragonface]

~ On Rockferd Island...~

Alferd: You shall die girlie, Mha Mha Mha *Sounds of a aircraft is about to crash landing.* Oh crap...*Spack, 'Highwind' Gummi ship land on Alferd Ashfred*
Claire: WTF?
Sora: *Poke his head out of the gummi ship* Ummmmm... guys, where are we?
Nemesis: Rockferd Island...wait? ...I SMELL MR CHRIS REDFEILD!
Donald, Goofy, James, Tron, Megaman, Zero, Snake, Raiden and Samus: Who?
Claire: MY BROTHER!
Maximo: Yea...
Sora: Hold on...WTF YOU CAME FROM? *Point to Maximo*
Grem Reaper: Ok buddy, I told you NOT to sneak into other beings' ships!

[~Storm Ninja~]

you want things Kingdom Hearts caracters would never say?

[Link] (http://youtube.com/watch?v=gdCcGzYE5TM)

here's 8 minutes of it.

[leader of mortals]

Sora is working at a fast food resturant

Sora is picking his nose

Sora: Wow! This one looks like Roosevelt!
*puts his finger in the fries*
Sora: Here's your fries

:barf: :barf: :barf:

[Chaosfan84]

Donald: The heyhole! Seal it Sora!
Sora:Hey! i gots an ideas *looks throught keyhole* :whaaa:.. :x_x: (dies)
Donald: What?*looks throught keyhole*:whaaa:...:x_x: (dies)
Goofy:*looks throught keyhole*:whaaa:... :thumb:

CloudandSephi. : What?:lovers: :kiss:

[~Storm Ninja~]

THE ADVENTURES OF ORGANIZATION XV (fifteen?)!!111!!

*espionage scene with Maxs and Zai sneaking into someone's room*

the next morning...

an ear shattering scream peirces the sunless morning in TWTNW...

"SOMEONE CUT OFF MY HAIR!!111!!"

and now Zaimaxu has a pink shuriken warmer of questionable usefulness and origin.

And if you can't figure out whose hair was cut off, you're dumber than you look.

[The Mog Ninja]

Riku: Sora, how do you keep your hair bouncy and strong?

Sora: Well Riku, I use Garnier Fructis Sleek and Shine to improve my hair tone, making it up to five times stronger and three times smoother!

Kairi: That's right, no more wild hair with Garnier Sleek and Shine!

[Dragonface]

Goofy: Theres a Key hole!
Donald: Seal it up!
Sora: I can't.
Donald&Goofy: Why not?
Sora: ITS A KEY SLOT, DUH!
Donald: CRAP!
Goofy: Then use the Keysheild!
Sora: And where I going to get that without having the Keyblade apear whenever its want!
Donald: Yea!
Goofy: Fine!

*Later...*

Sora: WHO THE HECK YOU TWO?
Roxas-a-like: Um...Finding our friend Xehanort.
Lady Kinght: Have you three seen him?
Goofy: Oh no!
Donald: WILL THESE BAD GUYS STOP BRING MORE OF THEM?!?
Sora: ATTACK!

[Clawsze]

Org XV

(Insert Mission Impossible scene where he gets the info from the PC while the other dudes being sick)

Zaimaxu: I got it...the....

Maxs:Shut up, and why didn't you just float down instead of using my sand rope.

Zai: Meh....lets go.

The next day...

Xaldin: LARXENE!! YOU TOOK MY BEAUTY MAGAZINE!!!!



How do YOU think he gets the info to get those dreads?

[Hazzard]

Queen Minnie: "Ooooh Donald, I haven't said it, but you really have taught me a lot of stuff today!"

D.Duck: "It's custom"

Q.Minnie: "When's our next...session?"

D.Duck: "When I feel like it, rat!"

Q.Minnie: "I love it when you bad mouth me, say it again"

D.Duck: "Aaaah shad'dap"

Q.Minnie: "Hehehe, you knows these days, the comfort you've shown me has been much...appreciated"

D.Duck: "What the King doesn't know won't hurt him"

GOOFY: "HOWDY, HILLLKKK...YOU HERE DIDN'T THINK THAT OLD GOOF HASN'T BEEN WATCHING THE TRUTH!"

Q.Minnie: "Shut up Goofy, after Donald's gone, then it's your turn"

GOOFY: "HILLKKKK...SO WE SWEEPING UP THE BROOMS"

Q.Minnie: "No dummy, we're having--crap, Mickey!?"

K.Mickey: "Arrrrghhh...what did I say about leaving me about, come on guys, lets have ourselves a good 'ol time!"

D.Duck&Q.Minnie&GOOFY: "HICKKEELLL

[Clawsze]

You sick B******

[Dragonface]

~ On Rockferd Island...~

Alferd: You shall die girlie, Mha Mha Mha *Sounds of a aircraft is about to crash landing.* Oh crap...*Spack, 'Highwind' Gummi ship land on Alferd Ashfred*
Claire: WTF?
Sora: *Poke his head out of the gummi ship* Ummmmm... guys, where are we?
Nemesis: Rockferd Island...wait? ...I SMELL MR CHRIS REDFEILD!
Donald, Goofy, James, Tron, Megaman, Zero, Snake, Raiden and Samus: Who?
Claire: MY BROTHER!
Maximo: Yea...
Sora: Hold on...WTF YOU CAME FROM? *Point to Maximo*
Grem Reaper: Ok buddy, I told you NOT to sneak into other beings' ships!

~ Later, in the underworld ~

Sora:...
Donald:...
Megaman:...So this is where the users goes when they die?
Tron: Could be?
Zero:...
Nemesis: I'm bored.
Claire: ...and I'm like 'Shut up'...
Samus: ...I KNOW...
Maximo: Feel like we back some how...
Grem Reaper: Don't ask.
James: Are...
Goofy: NO! DEAR GOD NO! IF I HAVE TO HEAR "ARE WE THERE YET?" ONE MORE TIME I'LL KILL YOU, GET THAT?!?
Auron: HEY! You can't kill living here, its taboo!
Sora: When did you join Auron?
Auron:...Just now, where else I would be?
Sora: Good point.

[Clawsze]

Cid: The thread....IT'S ALIVE!!!!

[cid highwind]

Ansem: kingdom hearts fill me with the power of darkness

Sora:have you taken your medication today Ansem.

Ansem :have you taken your shut the h*** up today

[Clawsze]

Riku: Build a raft Sora.

Sora: Build a raft Kairi.

Kairi: Build a raft MJ.

MJ: I'M MICHAEL JACKSON AND I WANT YOUR KIDDIES....I HAVE CANDY!!!

Sora: :D (Follows MJ)

Riku&Kairi: Idiot....

Sora: NNOOOOO.....HELP MEEEEEEEEEeeeeee.......

MJ: CHAMONE!

[~Storm Ninja~]

the adventures of Org X and the Ghost of Marluxia....

(see KHIS for details on original characters... also Maxs drinks tequila)

Zaimaxu: somebody give me $2000 or I'll cut maxs' arm and catch it on this lit match!

Xyptrak: so?

Zaimaxu: check his BAC...

Girax: *checks* it's over 9000!!1!!111!! *dies*

Dixos: What!? 9000!? There's no way that's right! *dies*

Maxs: I think it's right.

Zaimaxu: Umm, it can't be 9000%. thats impossible. *checks* it's over 90!!!

Oryxu *stands in for Dixos* What!? 90!? There's no way-

Zaimaxu: *cuts Oryxu off* wait, how is Maxs alive?

Maxs: That... is a good question *quote from Zell becomes running joke* *sneezes and gets nosebleed*

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

The End

*zooms out from screen, Zai standing next to screen*

Zaimaxu: That is just one reason why you should always drink in moderation. Plus Hitler died from alcohol poisoning. You don't want to be like hitler, do you?

Marluxia Jackson: Just BEAT IT! beat it! BEAT IT! beat it!

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

Riku: Build a raft Sora.

Sora: Build a raft Kairi.

Kairi: Build a raft MJ.

MJ: I'M MICHAEL JACKSON AND I WANT YOUR KIDDIES....I HAVE CANDY!!!

Sora: :D (Follows MJ)

Riku&Kairi: Idiot....

Sora: NNOOOOO.....HELP MEEEEEEEEEeeeeee.......

MJ: CHAMONE!

Best GAME EVER!!!!!!!!!

[Clawsze]

Jafar(in KH2): I AM JAMBI THE GENIE!

[Dragonface]

Yuna: Thanks goodnest we got them all.
Paine: But where we hind them?
Rikku: Leave them to me...
~ Later ~
Sora: Goody, goody, goody!
Goofy: More chests?
Donald: Sora's ALWAYS opening every chest he see.
Sora: I like this part...*Opening*...WHOOOOOOOOO!WOLF!WOLF!*Howling* THIS IS EVEN BETTER!
Donald&Goofy: What?
Sora: A LOTS OF NUDE PHOTOS OF YUNA, PAINE & RIKKU!
~ Later again ~
Yuna: OH NO!
Rikku: Someone found them.
Paine: WHERE YOU HID THEM IS ALSO THE PLACE WHERE SORA WOULD LOOK FIRST!!!!!

[Clawsze]

Sora looks at Axel fading.

Sora: That's nasty....

[Dragonface]

Random Cop: Ok kid, pick one thats rob you, rape you and killed your buddy Riku.
Sora: Ummmmmmmmm...All six of them look the same...
*Over the other side of the 'Magic Mirror'*
Valor: Dude! I can't cast magic!
Wisdom: And I can't poke people!
Final: I can't even stay on the ground.
Master: Zzzzzzzzzzzz
Limit: %#^#^ %@^!* @%^@$ ^#@*#*
Anti: Ok, What did Limit says?
Master: *Woken up* He said 'I did it!'.
Sora: HIM! *Point to Master*
Cop: Ok. 1, 2, 3, 5 & 6, you guys can go home now.
Master: I'm numbered 4, Thats means...DAMN YOU LIMIT FORM!

[Clawsze]

Riku: Sora?

Sora: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Riku:*poke*

Sora:ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Riku:*pokepokepokepokepokepoke*

Sora:ZZZZZZZZ-*bite*

Riku: OW, you soon of a *****

[Dragonface]

~ In a 'City of Heartless' ~

*It was a peaceful time*
Neo-Shadow: Good day sir, how may I help you.
Shadow: A bread, a jam and a milk.
Neo-Shadow: Just a mon...
*Just then a dark evil dude came with the weapon of doom.*
Neo-Shadow: THE EVIL DUDE IS HERE! THE EVIL DUDE IS HERE! THE EVIL DUDE IS HERE!
Shadow: WOMEN AND KIDS FIRST!
*As what the 'Evil dude' is thinking...*
Sora (to himself): Heartless, Heartless, more Heartless. Time to get rid'em all.

[demondude]

sora: i am not gay

[bipper]

donald: FUCK the police!
Goofy: *something serious*
Sora: KARI!:eep:
Riku: I want a yellow bikini top and cut offs
Axel: Man, I am kinda a bitch.
Mickey: Minnie! Do the god damned dishes already! (this is why he is never at the castle (usually))
Cloud: I am happy.

ME: This game sucks!

[Dragonface]

~ In TWTNW ~

Dusk (No.45): NOT AGAIN!
Dusk (No.123): What?
45: I have been ordered by Saix to take nude photos of Larxene.
123: Tell me about it, Demyx told me to keep Larxene's room unlock.
45: I got an idea!
*Later*
Axel: La la la...AHHHHHHHHHHH! OMG!
Xemnas: Whats going on.
Axel: Saix's sleeping with Demyx!
Xemnas: Saix? HOW COULD YOU! *Ran away crying*
Demyx: Get you dinky out of my butt!
Saix: But it was a pair of Dusks that made me to do this!
Axel: DON'T BLAME THE DUSKS, THEY'RE TOO DUMB TO THINK AND DON'T DO ANYTHING WITHOUT US AROUND!
45&123: He he he...

[Clawsze]

Luxord:.....POKER TIME!!!

After 10 minutes, all Org XIII is in Luxord's room.
After another 10 minutes, Luxord changes it to strip poker.....this is the responses....when Luxord loses....

Xemnas: Indeed....you are disturbed Luxord...(Wanders off and gets hit by a London Bus, summoned by Luxord)
Xigbar: Heh, should be fun.....OH SWEET JEBUS!!!(pukes)
Xaldin: Stabbity stabbity STAB!(runs off)
Vexen: OW.....I have to go(Chases Xaldin)
Leaxeus:.....ug....(Dissappears)
Zexion:....WWEEEEE SUGAR!!!!(Raids fridge for any source of chocolate)
Saix:.........(Drops dead)
Axel: LOLOLOL!!!(Dies laughing)
Demyx:...Where does that go?.....
Marluxia:...OH MY GAWD, EEEKKKKKKKK(runs off to go gossip)
Larxene:(foaming at mouth)

Roxas walks in to see the Org either dead of crazy.

Zexion: HEY ROXAS, WANT ICE CREEEEEAAAMMMM!!!!

[Dragonface]

~ In TWTNW ~

Dusk (No.45): NOT AGAIN!
Dusk (No.123): What?
45: I have been ordered by Saix to take nude photos of Larxene.
123: Tell me about it, Demyx told me to keep Larxene's room unlock.
45: I got an idea!
*Later*
Axel: La la la...AHHHHHHHHHHH! OMG!
Xemnas: Whats going on.
Axel: Saix's sleeping with Demyx!
Xemnas: Saix? HOW COULD YOU! *Ran away crying*
Demyx: Get you dinky out of my butt!
Saix: But it was a pair of Dusks that made me to do this!
Axel: DON'T BLAME THE DUSKS, THEY'RE TOO DUMB TO THINK AND DON'T DO ANYTHING WITHOUT US AROUND!
45&123: He he he...

*Later...*

45: Are you ready?
123: I'm ready!

*The next day...*

Xaldin: MY HAIR! WHO CUT MY HAIR AND COLOUR'EM PINK...I'LL GET YOU MARLUXIA!

[Clawsze]

Sora: Be one with the Keyblade.......hey! Don't put me in there!I'm not your house key! NO NOOOOOOOooooo......

[Brennan]

*Kairi and Riku are playing KH2*
Kairi: I know how to kill Xemnas in two minuets.
Riku: How?
Kairi: A magic item, sugar!
*Ping! Sora learned "Sugar Rush!"
Final Battle*
Sora: OMGWTFREDBULLGIVESYOUWIINGS! :D :D :D :D
Xemnas: The Red Bull pun,:eek: :eek: NOOOO!
Xemnas melts.
Sora: INYOUANDITHEREISANEWLANDANGELSINFLIGHT... :D :D :D *Backwards* ...INEEDMOREAFFECTIONTHANYOUKNOW! :D :D :D
Riku: Wow, that Sugar Rush is too fast. :eek:
Kairi: He sang the whole song backwards, and the scene still isn't over!
The next day...
Sora: ISEEDEADPEOPLEISEEDEADPEOPLEISEEDEADPEOPLEI...:D :eek: :D :eek:
*BANG!*
Riku and Kairi: SHUT THE F**k UP!!!:frust::frust:
Sora: IBELIVEICANFLY!:D
The next day...
Sora (in a bed very pale): Man, that sugar takes a lot of energy.:(

[Dragonface]

*At TWTNW*

Demyx: I HATE XEMNAS! I HATE HIM! HE'LL PAY FOR THIS!

*Later in the gummi ship 'The One'*
Vexen: Where do we go now?
Xemnas: I don't know...How did The World That Never Was got Flooded to begain with?
Demyx: He he he.



OOC: Demyx can control water, he can also make a flood if you pissed him off too much.

[Clawsze]

(In TWtNW)

Xaldin: Stabbity stab, slash slash slash!

Xemnas: Xaldin, if you do not stop stabbing and cutting nobodies, I may have to change your weapon to 1 spear.

Xaldin: STAB STAB(shaking head)

Xemnas: Okay, good.....(goes to intercom)

Will all members except Xaldin please come to the meeting room, Thank you.

(5 minutes later)

Xemnas: As you all know, Xaldin has been very stabbity of late(looks at the Organization, all of which are bandaged except Zexion and Larxene)

Xigbar: DAMN RIGHT!!!

Marluxia: HE KILLED MY FLOWER!!!!

Axel: He.....cut.....my hair.....(sobs)

Xemnas: I have a suggestion on how to sort this......permanent......kitchen duty.

(2 weeks later)

Xemnas: Good job Xaldin, you are showing real pro-OW!!!(sucks on little finger, now bleeding)

Xaldin: You....no.....touch...food.....MINE!!!(eats food)

Demyx: My cookies, NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!(tries to hurt self with Sitar)

Vexen: He is very-

Larxene: SHUT UP, NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!

Vexen:........

Zexion: He seems to become obsessed with anything he does.....I have a plan....something he can't become obsessed with....which NO ONE can....

(10 minutes later)

Axel: You are a cruel man Zex, I mean, REALLY CRUEL!!!

(Xaldin is tied up in Duct tape to a chair and gagged.....with his face to the the TV watching......Teletubbies)

Axel: So, Zex, where'd the tapes come from....

Demyx: MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME, MMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Axel: Ok.....you gave him sugar!?!

Zexion: It was that or a state of the art 102 inch Plasma TV.....do you know how expensive they are on Ebay?

Demyx: Oo, I know a song.....I BOUGHT IT OF EEEEBBBBAAAAYYYYY!!!!

Xaldin: MMMMmmmmmmmm

[Alsray]

When they find out about Parody songs....

Sora: Lets sing aa song!!!
Riku & Kairi: NOOO!
Sora: A used, pink bath robe...
Riku & Kairi:STOP!!!
sora:A rare, mint snow-globe!!
Riku & Kairi:PLEASE STOP!!!
Sora:A smurf TV tray, I bought on eBay
Riku & Kairi: We Like the Smurfs!!
*in Walks Mickey*
Mickey: watcha doing?
Riku & Kairi:Sora wont stop singing, and we like the smurfs!!!
Mickey: What...the...F***.....LETS SING MORE WIERD AL!!!!!!!!!:D :D

*sora and mickey start singing the rest of "eBay":choc2: :choc: :moomba:

[Jessweeee♪]

sora: i am not gay

I'm sorry, I usually refrain from doing this sort of thing, but that was just awful.




You get four frowny faces.
:( :( :( :(

[Clawsze]

sora: i am not gay

I'm sorry, I usually refrain from doing this sort of thing, but that was just awful.




You get four frowny faces.
:( :( :( :(

DUNDUNDUN!!!!

Sora: That's nasty

Xemnas: Indeed

[Gloc 9]

jeeez this thread has been up since forever

yeah me! :D

jst 10 more days left!!!

[Clawsze]

Sora: I'm on drugs......

Riku: We know.

Sora: I'm on drugs......

Riku: We know!

Sora: I'm on-(Is hit on head)

Riku: WE KNOW!!!

Kairi: Calm down Riku, he only thinks he's a druggie because he had to take an asprin for his headache.

[Brennan]

Sora: I got level3 glide!
*Sora jumps over the ledge of the TWTNW castle*
Sora: I beleve I can glide!
*Controller short-circuts, and Sora plunges down*
Axle: Sora is dead. D-E-A-D. Got it memo-
*Shotgun*
Riku: STFUYOURETARD!
*Axle is telling Sora about Xemnas*
Axle: That guy you just saw. He's their leader, got it memorized?
M-A-N-S-E-X.
Xemnas: How long has it been since I abandoned that name?
Saix: We will be sure he recieves the proper punishment.

[Clawsze]

"The proper punishment"

Axel is tied to a chair in a sound proof room with Demyx, who is holding his Sitar and has a microphone on a stand.

Axel: No...

Demyx: (breathes in)

Axel: NO!!

Demyx: Mmyyyy....

Axel:NONONONONOOOOOoooo.....!!!!

Demyx: (sings Oscar Meyer Bologna song really fast repeatedly for 12 hours)

[Formalhaut]

"But don't forget..."

"You are the one who will open the door..."

Sora: AWW I DON'T WANNA!! ASK RIKU!

"Wtf! Open it! Look the doors jammed! Please!"

Sora: NO!

"*Sob*"

[Cledarius]

Scene: Sora discovers a new keyhole.

Donald + Goofy: Go Sora go, close it!
Sora:.... Hmmmm....I don't know...how bout....
*Riku appears*
Riku: What the hell you doing!? Do your friggin' job!
Sora: Hi Riku! Nah I don't think i'll do that!
Riku: Fiiiine! So I'll do it!
Sora: you can't!
Riku: Hah! I can! Why not?
Sora: Well...how should i tell you this?? You are *whispers* not programmed for that?
Riku: What was that?
Sora: Errrrr...nothing...
Riku: Tell me or....
Sora: Or what?
Riku: Ah I'm sick of this! I'm gonna do it!
Sora: Errr, no you're not!
Riku: Shut up!
*Riku tries and fails*
Riku: Damn why!!!???
Donald + Goofy: Hey Sora what did you want to say at the beginning of this weird conversation?
Sora: Oh yes...yes right of course! I was thinking, what would happen if I open the keyhole instead of closing it.
Riku + Donald + Goofy: WHAT! Are you crazy!!!!
Sora: Well...maybe, so I'm just gonna try it right now!
Riku: Get him! Stop him!
*Sora's too fast and opens the keyhole. Millions of Heartless appear, flooding the world!*
Riku: Oh crap!
Sora: So that happens....very intresting
*Xemnas appears*
Xemnas. Indeed!
*Sora and Xemnas start a duett in mad laughting*

[Dragonface]

~ At Sora's house ~

*Riku & Kairi enter*
Kairi: Um Sora, what are you playing?
Sora: Clock Tower.
Riku: WHAT?!? Dude, that game is EVIL!!!
Sora: So what?

~ Mean while at TWTNW, in the meeting room... ~

Xemnas: This meeting is just updating of what happen...
*Siscers Man enter*
SM:*Snip**Snip**Snip*
*Xemnas been killed by SM*
Saix: EVERYNOONE, RUN FOR YOU NON-LIVES!
*All Nobodies left TWTNW to hide from SM*

[Clawsze]

~ At Sora's house ~

*Riku & Kairi enter*
Kairi: Um Sora, what are you playing?
Sora: Clock Tower.
Riku: WHAT?!? Dude, that game is EVIL!!!
Sora: So what?

~ Mean while at TWTNW, in the meeting room... ~

Xemnas: This meeting is just updating of what happen...
*Siscers Man enter*
SM:*Snip**Snip**Snip*
*Xemnas been killed by SM*
Saix: EVERYNOONE, RUN FOR YOU NON-LIVES!
*All Nobodies left TWTNW to hide from SM*
W........T........F

[stalpho slayer]

when was this thread started

[Brennan]

when was this thread started
a year and 10 days ago


Riku: I'm a Barbie--

Sora: I'm Rick James!

Kairi: Pancakes!

Namine: STFU! Or I'll make you forget how to piss in the toilet!

Xemnas: I don't have a heart, so does that make me a heartless?

Saix: Does it?

ORG 13: Does it?

Square: Damn underpaid actors!

[Chaosfan84]

Saix: Whoah, I REALLY need anger mangenment!

Xenmas: (missing both ears) What?

[Gloc 9]

Its been awhile since ive seen this :]

Id like to see people say things about those 3 unknown characters. :] that would be funny :D

[Clawsze]

This has been dead for a long time.....

Riku: Wait....Grey hair, serious attitude, wanting to save others because I'll be no use to them.....I'M AN OLD MAN!!!!

[Dragonface]

{Nobodies worst case #1: I'm number 1!}

~ In TWTNW ~

Xemnas: I'M NUMBER ONE! *repet this line forever*
*BANG!*
Roxas:*Holding a shotgun* SHUT UP!

{Nobodies worst case #2: I need more ammo!}

~ In the Dark City ~

Xigbar: Got you now!*click* What? *click, click, click* Oh crap...

*Later*

~ In the HTNHR (Health That Not Here Room) ~

Xigbar: I'll never hunt rabbits again, did anynoone forgot to remove the last one off my balls![RandomRabbit: *Munch*] NOW!!!!

[KyronHeavenglow]

Don't know if this has been done. If it has I apologize but it popped into my head while I was reading all those things people wrote.

Sora: There are actually dead people here? I don't see anythi-
Auron: *suddenly sneaks up behind Sora* Boo!
Sora: AAAH! A ghost! :eek: *runs away!*
Auron: Tch... moron. I'm no ghost- :mad2:
Hades: *Sneaks up on Auron* BOO!
Auron: OMG Sora's right about the ghost!! AAAH! :eek: *runs, too*
Hades: *lays there rolling on the floor and laughing his @$$ off* :D

[50calCerberus]

ya after khII i noticed sora pays alot of attention to riku not kairi so i made this up i kno its corny but o well...lol


After kh II destiny island:

Kairi:Sora?
Sora:ya kairi?
Kairi:wat was up with u in the castle?
Sora:wat do you mean?
"Flash back"
Sora kneeling holding Rikus hand"
Sora:I looked everywhere for you...
"end of flashback"
Sora:(o)...i dont kno wat ur talking about:p
Kairi:yes u do :mad2: u worship him or something?
Sora:no i dont kno wat ur....(riku comes up behind)
"sora immediantly ignores kairi'
Sora:ya riku
Kairi:(i knew it):mad2:
"kairi beats the crap out of sora and walks away"
Riku:wats she mad about:confused:
Sora dazzed:i dont know:eek:
riku walks away to comfort kairi and sora cries:cry:

[Dragonface]

Don't know if this has been done. If it has I apologize but it popped into my head while I was reading all those things people wrote.

Sora: There are actually dead people here? I don't see anythi-
Auron: *suddenly sneaks up behind Sora* Boo!
Sora: AAAH! A ghost! :eek: *runs away!*
Auron: Tch... moron. I'm no ghost- :mad2:
Hades: *Sneaks up on Auron* BOO!
Auron: OMG Sora's right about the ghost!! AAAH! :eek: *runs, too*
Hades: *lays there rolling on the floor and laughing his @$$ off* :D
Larxene: *Sneaks up on Hades* BOO!
Hades: EEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKK! A BANSHEE! *Plug his ears with his hands* I CAN'T HEAR YOU! LALALALALALALALALALA... *Ran away*
Larxene: Now I'm the QUEEN OF THE UNDERWORLD! HAHAHA!

[Jessweeee♪]

Don't know if this has been done. If it has I apologize but it popped into my head while I was reading all those things people wrote.

Sora: There are actually dead people here? I don't see anythi-
Auron: *suddenly sneaks up behind Sora* Boo!
Sora: AAAH! A ghost! :eek: *runs away!*
Auron: Tch... moron. I'm no ghost- :mad2:
Hades: *Sneaks up on Auron* BOO!
Auron: OMG Sora's right about the ghost!! AAAH! :eek: *runs, too*
Hades: *lays there rolling on the floor and laughing his @$$ off* :D
Larxene: *Sneaks up on Hades* BOO!
Hades: EEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKK! A BANSHEE! *Plug his ears with his hands* I CAN'T HEAR YOU! LALALALALALALALALALA... *Ran away*
Larxene: Now I'm the QUEEN OF THE UNDERWORLD! HAHAHA!

XD

WHY HASN'T THIS BEEN POPPING UP IN MY SUSCRIBED THREADS :mad2:

[Dragonface]

{Nobodies worst case #3: If I can't use my spear/s...}

Xemnas: What have I told you before?
Xaldin: Slabby, slabby, slabby *Shaking his head as 'NO'*
Xemnas: You know what? WE HAD IT FOR YOU! YOU WILL NEVER USE ANY SPEAR/S FOEVER!
Xaldin: Slab...?...........AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*Take a bite at Xemnas' arm*
Xemnas: AHHHHH! GET HIM OFF ME!
Xigbar: HAHAHAHA! *Xaldin takes a bite on Xigbar's balls* NOT MY BALLS!

{Nobodies worst case #4: I need a test subject}

~ In the meeting room ~
Xemnas: Ok you all want to know why Vexen is not here. Well in this meeting he doen't need to know that we need to find a place to hide at...do one of you have any idea?
Demyx: If its get away from his 'testing of life-or-death' type, I know one place we can hind...
*Later...*
~ At the Vexen's Yaoi Fan Girls Club HQ (VYFGCHQ) ~
Xemnas: ...I can not...*Fan Girl meeting starting*
All Fan Girls + Organization XIII( - Vexen): WE LOVE YOU VEXEN!!!!!
*Mean while...*
~ Back at TWTNW ~
Vexen: Hey guys, Sora's here and...HEY! WTF DID EVERYNOONE GO!
Sora: You must be the last member of the Organization XIII.
Vexen: That must mean...YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR HEART!

[Clawsze]

One day in the WtNW...

Organization XIII(-Xaldin and Leaxeus) are all in the Hall of Empty Melodies, decorating for Christmas, and wrapping presents, both of which are requiring SCISSORS!!!!
Let's see what all the members are doing....

Demyx: So, Axel, whats my present...
Axel: Can't tell you.
Demyx: So, Axel, whats my present...
Axel: Can't tell you.
Demyx: So, Axel, whats my-
Axel: I CAN'T F****** TELL YOU NOW F*** OFF YOU ANNOYING S***!!!
Demyx: *Walks to Roxas* So, Roxas, whats my present...
Roxas: Oh, damn, Sora, kill me now......

Xemnas: Larxene, i've asked you nicely. Please. Light. The. Tree. Lights.
Larxene: SHUT THE F*** UP!!! I'M NOT A SLAVE!!!!
Xemnas: Xigbar, load the tranquilizer.
Xigbar: YEAH, hunting time *Chase Larxene with a tranquilizer gun*

Marluxia: *putting holly and mistletoe everywhere*Lalalalalalalalala, deck the halls with bows of Holly.
Zexion & Vexen: SHUT UP!!!
Marluxia: But....b-but......*cries*
Zexion: Now you now how I feel having to control Saix at Christmas....damn the numer 6......
Saix: *In corner, growling, in chains, wearing a Santa hat*
Marluxia: NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!!!!*Runs up stairs*
Zexion: Drama Queen
Vexen: Don't worry, that "present" i've been making for him is ready, it will be Organization 12 again soon....

Suddenly Leaxeus bursts down the stairs, holding Marluxia, and screaming like a girl...

Leaxeus: XALDIN, HE ESCAPED!!!! *Runs round in circle, screaming like a 4 year old, Marluxia joins in.*

Everyone:.......*Choas and panic* *Xaldin appears at the foot of the stairs*

Xaldin: Stab, Stab, STAB!!!!
Xemnas: Listen, Xaldin, theres no stabbys here, we're just finishing. Now go back to your room, or better yet, kill Sora.
Xaldin: STAB!!!! *teleports, coming back a second later* STABBY, STABBY* points at body on spear.
Xemnas: Is that....Sora......WOOT, SORA IS DEAD....wait...that's Roxas....
Roxas: I regret nothing....
Xemnas: BAD XALDIN, NO STABBYS(AKA: Fork, Knife, Spoon) FOR YOU AT DINNER!!!!
Xaldin: Stab(crouches next to Saix and cries)
Saix: Urge....to kill.....RISING!!!!
Xaldin: *Sees pair of Scissors* Stabby....STABBITY STABBITY*Cuts Demyx's mullet*
Demyx: .....Dance.....Water.....Dance!!!!(Tidal Wave on Xaldin)
Xemnas: Every, damn CHRISTMAS.....


I know this out of season, but it seemed so funny in my head, and if I waited 5 months, I would have forgot it.

[The Mog Ninja]

Xemnas: IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!

[Clawsze]

Xemnas: IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!

L.O.L.

[BardTard]

Roxas: I don't want another pretty face
I don't want just anyone to hold
I don't want my love to go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul
You're the one I wanna chase
You're the one I wanna hold
I wont let another minute go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul

I can actually picture Roxas singing that. :|

[demondude]

sora: i am not gay

What was I smoking when I posted that. :(

[Jessweeee♪]

sora: i am not gay

What was I smoking when I posted that. :(

Definitely not one of you best posts XD

[Clawsze]

sora: i am not gay

What was I smoking when I posted that. :(

Definitely not one of you best posts XD

Agreed, hem-hem(puts on Comic Book Guy Voice) Worst. Comment. Ever.

[Brennan]

Sora: I can't believe it's not butter!
Riku: Butter? Why butter?
Sora: Check for yourself.
Riku: (After watching 500 commertials of the same thing* This is too much like real life!
*Riku jumps off a high buiding and lands unscathed*
Riku: Damn my invisibiltyness to survive long falls!!!
Kairi: Invisibilityness? Is that even a word?
Riku: Shut up!!!
*Riku walks away*
Sora: You can't commit suicide you know.
Kairi: What you think I was trying to do when I was stuck in TWTNW?
Sora: Oh...

[Dragonface]

~ In TWTNW, Xigbar's room ~

Xigbar: Time to get my guns...AXEL! COME AND YOUR DUMB WEAPONS AND GIVE ME MY BABIES!
~ Saïx's room ~
Saïx: NOW WTF IS GOING ON?...Uh?*Holding a deck of cards*...???
~ Demyx's Room ~
Demyx: My...baby...is...gone...errrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggg. *Summoning Saïx's Claymore* YOU ALL WILL PAY!!!!!
~ Roxas' Room ~
Roxas: WTF?...crap. Not RANDOM WEAPON SWAP DAY!

[Xanalia]

(Struggle Tournament-Axel vs. Roxas-Take 1)
Axel-Number XIII,Roxas,The Keyblade's Chos-(drops chakram) Oh,
sorry,my bad! Can we try that again?

Roxas-lol

Director(me!)-Cut! Alright let's try that again

(S.T.- A v R-Take 2)
Axel-Number XIII,Roxas,the Key-(drops chakram again) Dammit! I'm sorry!

Roxas-rofl

Director-It's okay,Axel. It happens!

Axel-It's the spin! It's hard holding something this big while it's spinning!

Director-It's alright. Now from the top!

(S.T.- A v R-Take 3)
Axel-Number XIII,Roxas,The Keyblade's Chosen O-(drops chakram AGAIN) GOD F---IN' DAMMIT!!!!!

Roxas-(laughing so hard he's clutching his sides,crying)

Director-(pinches bridge of nose) How about an early lunch?

Evry1-'Kay(go 2 lunch-Riku/Sora,Zexion/Demyx,Leon/Cloud,& Xemnas/Saix going 2 their shared rooms)

Director-(raises eyebrow @ them)

Axel-(helps Roxas stand up straight) Hey...

Roxas-(wipes away tears,mostly calm now) Hmm?

Axel-(smirks) Wanna go f---?

Roxas-(grabs Axel's hand & drags him 2 their own room) HELL'S F---IN' YEA!

Director-(watches as door slams closed,smirks) Ooooh I am SOOOO glad i had those cameras installed...the girls r gonna looooovvve the vids when their done!(gets out of chair,walks off 2 have lunch w/ fellow yaoi fangirls)

--------------------------------------------------------------------
(not related 2 above scene)

Nubixa(my OC)-(on computer,reads sumthing) Huh,that's weird.

Roxas-(walks up) What is,'Nee-chan?

Nubixa-(reading screen) Well,if I'm reading this right,it seems Mickey/Minnie & Donald/Daisy only have nieces & nephews,but no children.While Goofy,who seems to have no significant other,has a son.

Roxas-How's that weird?

Nubixa-Think about it-Mickey & Donald,who have wives,have only nieces & nephews,but no children.And Goofy,who has a son,but seemingly no significant other 2 speak of to be the mother.

Roxas-Whoa,that IS weird.We should ask him.

Nubixa-Maybe later,Vexaren(my other OC) is waiting for me.(gets up & goes 2 get ready)

Roxas-(waves) Have fun,Onee-chan!

Nubixa-(from other room) Tell Axel I said hi,Otouto-kun!

[Jessweeee♪]

(Struggle Tournament-Axel vs. Roxas-Take 1)
Axel-Number XIII,Roxas,The Keyblade's Chos-(drops chakram) Oh,
sorry,my bad! Can we try that again?

Roxas-lol

Director(me!)-Cut! Alright let's try that again

(S.T.- A v R-Take 2)
Axel-Number XIII,Roxas,the Key-(drops chakram again) Dammit! I'm sorry!

Roxas-rofl

Director-It's okay,Axel. It happens!

Axel-It's the spin! It's hard holding something this big while it's spinning!

Director-It's alright. Now from the top!

(S.T.- A v R-Take 3)
Axel-Number XIII,Roxas,The Keyblade's Chosen O-(drops chakram AGAIN) GOD F---IN' DAMMIT!!!!!

Roxas-(laughing so hard he's clutching his sides,crying)

Director-(pinches bridge of nose) How about an early lunch?

Evry1-'Kay(go 2 lunch-Riku/Sora,Zexion/Demyx,Leon/Cloud,& Xemnas/Saix going 2 their shared rooms)

Director-(raises eyebrow @ them)

Axel-(helps Roxas stand up straight) Hey...

Roxas-(wipes away tears,mostly calm now) Hmm?

Axel-(smirks) Wanna go f---?

Roxas-(grabs Axel's hand & drags him 2 their own room) HELL'S F---IN' YEA!

Director-(watches as door slams closed,smirks) Ooooh I am SOOOO glad i had those cameras installed...the girls r gonna looooovvve the vids when their done!(gets out of chair,walks off 2 have lunch w/ fellow yaoi fangirls)

--------------------------------------------------------------------
(not related 2 above scene)

Nubixa(my OC)-(on computer,reads sumthing) Huh,that's weird.

Roxas-(walks up) What is,'Nee-chan?

Nubixa-(reading screen) Well,if I'm reading this right,it seems Mickey/Minnie & Donald/Daisy only have nieces & nephews,but no children.While Goofy,who seems to have no significant other,has a son.

Roxas-How's that weird?

Nubixa-Think about it-Mickey & Donald,who have wives,have only nieces & nephews,but no children.And Goofy,who has a son,but seemingly no significant other 2 speak of to be the mother.

Roxas-Whoa,that IS weird.We should ask him.

Nubixa-Maybe later,Vexaren(my other OC) is waiting for me.(gets up & goes 2 get ready)

Roxas-(waves) Have fun,Onee-chan!

Nubixa-(from other room) Tell Axel I said hi,Otouto-kun!


lawl :spin:


I think my favorite part was Roxas saying "lol"

[Xanalia]

just like u say "lawl" all the time?

[Jessweeee♪]

Yeah...my parents look at me funny :Oo:

[Xanalia]

ur parents r normal & th@s bad

[Dragonface]

~ Riku's House ~
*RING*
Riku: DAMN IT! *Pick up the phone* Hello?
???: Hello?
Riku: Who is this?
???: Who is this?
Riku: Is that you Sora? If it is, I'm hanging up!
???: Hang up and I'll KILL Sora AND RAPE KAIRI!
Riku: OMFG!
???: OMFG right! If you want them to be safe, you have to do something for me.
Riku: ...what do you want me to do?
???: First you tell everyone that Leon is a Heartless F&&ker.
Riku: Alright.
~ At the other end of the phone line... ~
Riku: Alright.
Yuffie: After that...

[Gloc 9]

itd be so awesome if this lived to see the light of KH3 or w/e then next KH would be. :]

[stalpho slayer]

YouTube - Kingdom Hearts Retard Version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAadh0LL73I&mode=related&search=)

[Clawsze]

itd be so awesome if this lived to see the light of KH3 or w/e then next KH would be. :]

If it doesn't, i personnally will make a new thread.

Sora: Riku, whats wrong.

Riku:*takes gllug from Vodka bottle* Nothing....

Sora: But you only drink when you're sad....hey I know what'll cheer you up...

Riku: No Sora, you frieken dare....

Sora: IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TI-

Riku: GOD DAMN YOU. (Throws bottle at Sora)

Sora: ARGH (HEADSHOT!!!)

[Dragonface]

[Why can he die?]
*Sora and Kairi are 'making-out' while Riku getting a sneak peek at them*
Sora: Oh Kairi.
Kairi: Sora.
Riku: THATS IT! *Chop Sora's head off*
Kairi: RIKU!
Riku: Now that Sora's out of the way...
*Sora had Reload*
Sora: Riku! Why did you do that?
Riku: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!*Ran away*
Kairi: What was that Sora?
Sora: Beats me. Now where we were before Riku attack me?
Kairi: Ah yes...*Sora and Kairi went back to 'making-out'*

[theres too many!]
~ in the Underworld ~
Hades: *Sigh* Man it soooo boring today...
Sora: Umm...
Hades: Huh? Oh right over there.
Sora: Thanks. *Walk thought the door to dead*
Hades: First soul of the day...
Sora: Hello!
Hades: Huh? What the...*Saw a line of SORAS!*...well damn!
*Later...*
Hades: That Door is full now...
Sora: Hey!
Hades: Huh?...!!!*See that the Underworld taking over by a ARMY of SORA*...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Later...*
~ At TWTNW ~
Xemnas: Ok everynoone, we need a plan if ever going to live after this.
All Other Nobodies: .........
Axel: We could just leave this world.
All Other Nobodies: YES! WE MUST LEAVE NOW!
Xemnas: NO! I WILL NOT LEAVE WITHOUT KINGDOM HEARTS!*Axel waving a Kingdom Heart game*...Ok we leave now!
*Later...*
~ At Disney Castle ~
Riku: Whats going on?
King Mickey: Well, we just be reported that TWTNW has been rename as 'TWTFOS' (Short for 'The World Thats Full Of Soras')
Riku: ...WHAT! but Sora's right next to me!
Sora(No.5372535743): Yea you dimwitted mouse!

[Xanalia]

[Why can he die?]
*Sora and Kairi are 'making-out' while Riku getting a sneak peek at them*
Sora: Oh Kairi.
Kairi: Sora.
Riku: THATS IT! *Chop Sora's head off*
Kairi: RIKU!
Riku: Now that Sora's out of the way...
*Sora had Reload*
Sora: Riku! Why did you do that?
Riku: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!*Ran away*
Kairi: What was that Sora?
Sora: Beats me. Now where we were before Riku attack me?
Kairi: Ah yes...*Sora and Kairi went back to 'making-out'*

[theres too many!]
~ in the Underworld ~
Hades: *Sigh* Man it soooo boring today...
Sora: Umm...
Hades: Huh? Oh right over there.
Sora: Thanks. *Walk thought the door to dead*
Hades: First soul of the day...
Sora: Hello!
Hades: Huh? What the...*Saw a line of SORAS!*...well damn!
*Later...*
Hades: That Door is full now...
Sora: Hey!
Hades: Huh?...!!!*See that the Underworld taking over by a ARMY of SORA*...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Later...*
~ At TWTNW ~
Xemnas: Ok everynoone, we need a plan if ever going to live after this.
All Other Nobodies: .........
Axel: We could just leave this world.
All Other Nobodies: YES! WE MUST LEAVE NOW!
Xemnas: NO! I WILL NOT LEAVE WITHOUT KINGDOM HEARTS!*Axel waving a Kingdom Heart game*...Ok we leave now!
*Later...*
~ At Disney Castle ~
Riku: Whats going on?
King Mickey: Well, we just be reported that TWTNW has been rename as 'TWTFOS' (Short for 'The World Thats Full Of Soras')
Riku: ...WHAT! but Sora's right next to me!
Sora(No.5372535743): Yea you dimwitted mouse!

hey can i add 2 th@?

[Clawsze]

[Why can he die?]
*Sora and Kairi are 'making-out' while Riku getting a sneak peek at them*
Sora: Oh Kairi.
Kairi: Sora.
Riku: THATS IT! *Chop Sora's head off*
Kairi: RIKU!
Riku: Now that Sora's out of the way...
*Sora had Reload*
Sora: Riku! Why did you do that?
Riku: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!*Ran away*
Kairi: What was that Sora?
Sora: Beats me. Now where we were before Riku attack me?
Kairi: Ah yes...*Sora and Kairi went back to 'making-out'*

[theres too many!]
~ in the Underworld ~
Hades: *Sigh* Man it soooo boring today...
Sora: Umm...
Hades: Huh? Oh right over there.
Sora: Thanks. *Walk thought the door to dead*
Hades: First soul of the day...
Sora: Hello!
Hades: Huh? What the...*Saw a line of SORAS!*...well damn!
*Later...*
Hades: That Door is full now...
Sora: Hey!
Hades: Huh?...!!!*See that the Underworld taking over by a ARMY of SORA*...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Later...*
~ At TWTNW ~
Xemnas: Ok everynoone, we need a plan if ever going to live after this.
All Other Nobodies: .........
Axel: We could just leave this world.
All Other Nobodies: YES! WE MUST LEAVE NOW!
Xemnas: NO! I WILL NOT LEAVE WITHOUT KINGDOM HEARTS!*Axel waving a Kingdom Heart game*...Ok we leave now!
*Later...*
~ At Disney Castle ~
Riku: Whats going on?
King Mickey: Well, we just be reported that TWTNW has been rename as 'TWTFOS' (Short for 'The World Thats Full Of Soras')
Riku: ...WHAT! but Sora's right next to me!
Sora(No.5372535743): Yea you dimwitted mouse!

hey can i add 2 th@?

You can add anything, look back to when me and Storm-Ninja owned this thread, we just carried on the stories, speaking of which, we may make....EPISODE 2!!!


Sora is in Disney Castle when....5 members of Org XIII appear.

Roxas: HI BIG BROTHER.
Axel: Make that joke again and I will KILL YOU....

What are they here for? find out in 5 minutes...or days, I forget.

Sora: ROXAS(In a DiZ kinda way)

Demyx: READY....

Leaxeus: Earth....

Axel: FIRE, FIRE, FIRE, FIRE IS TEH UBER!!!!!!111one!!!1eleven!

Xaldin: STAB!!! STAB!!!!(Trranslation=WIND!!!)

Demyx: DANCE WATER DANCE!!!!

Roxas: HEART!!!(Sora: I am not his other....)

???: With your powers combined I am.....CAPTAIN PLA-I MEAN CAPTAIN MARLUXIA!!!!!

Sora: That is wrong in so many ways....wait a minute...whats Xaldin doing to Axel....

Xaldin: MY STAB-STAB, STABBITY!!!!(Give me the Chakram you Mother F*****)

Axel: I hate life....or non-life....whatever.

[Xanalia]

[Why can he die?]
*Sora and Kairi are 'making-out' while Riku getting a sneak peek at them*
Sora: Oh Kairi.
Kairi: Sora.
Riku: THATS IT! *Chop Sora's head off*
Kairi: RIKU!
Riku: Now that Sora's out of the way...
*Sora had Reload*
Sora: Riku! Why did you do that?
Riku: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!*Ran away*
Kairi: What was that Sora?
Sora: Beats me. Now where we were before Riku attack me?
Kairi: Ah yes...*Sora and Kairi went back to 'making-out'*

[theres too many!]
~ in the Underworld ~
Hades: *Sigh* Man it soooo boring today...
Sora: Umm...
Hades: Huh? Oh right over there.
Sora: Thanks. *Walk thought the door to dead*
Hades: First soul of the day...
Sora: Hello!
Hades: Huh? What the...*Saw a line of SORAS!*...well damn!
*Later...*
Hades: That Door is full now...
Sora: Hey!
Hades: Huh?...!!!*See that the Underworld taking over by a ARMY of SORA*...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Later...*
~ At TWTNW ~
Xemnas: Ok everynoone, we need a plan if ever going to live after this.
All Other Nobodies: .........
Axel: We could just leave this world.
All Other Nobodies: YES! WE MUST LEAVE NOW!
Xemnas: NO! I WILL NOT LEAVE WITHOUT KINGDOM HEARTS!*Axel waving a Kingdom Heart game*...Ok we leave now!
*Later...*
~ At Disney Castle ~
Riku: Whats going on?
King Mickey: Well, we just be reported that TWTNW has been rename as 'TWTFOS' (Short for 'The World Thats Full Of Soras')
Riku: ...WHAT! but Sora's right next to me!
Sora(No.5372535743): Yea you dimwitted mouse!

Anubi(OC): Huh,th@ wasnt supposed to happen -pulls out spell book/floats n air,sitting- wonder wat happened...

Sora: Sis, wat r u doing here?

Anubi: -looks up- hmm? oh just lookin' for my Nobody & my girlfriend's Nobody...u havent cn them have u?

Sora/Riku/Mickey: -shakes head-

Anubi: -shrugs- oh well, -looks @ book- but th@ seriously wasnt supposed to hap- oh thats wat happened -looks closer @ book-

Riku: Anubi wat did u do?

Anubi: there's sum pages missing from my spell book...th@ explains wat happened 2 Zexion...-under her breath- tho i dont think Demyx will complain 2 much

Sora: wat were u trying 2 do?

Anubi: -waves hand idly- just a spell...was supposed 2 help Nubixa & Vexaren have their own child...sumhow turned n2 a cloning spell

Riku: and u tried it on 2 guys?

Anubi: yea so? they're gay, they want a child, i found a spell 2 help them...im just missing a few pages & turned the pregnancy spell n2 a never-ending cloning spell

Riku: u tried 2 get a guy pregnant?

Anubi: -annoyed- yes Captain Obvious, i tried 2 help Zexion & Demyx have a child

Riku: then u cast the same spell on Sora?

Anubi: -looks up- ur point Riku? really busy here...need 2 find a counter-spell im not sure how many Zexions Demyx can handle

Riku: my point is ur sick...sick sick sick

Anubi: -looks back @ spell book/waves hand irritably- watever Riku...yaoi fangirl hello!...-under her breath- like you're 1 to talk...practically stalking my brother through the worlds

Sora: so is there any way 2 stop this?

Anubi: -floats back down/holding book- if i can find the missing pages n my book yea...or u can take me 2 c Master Yen Sid

Mickey: -shrugs- welp we gotta stop the Soras from over-running the worlds...mite as well go c Yen Sid & c wat he can do

Sora: good luck w/ th@ he disappeared a while ago

Anubi: -shrugs/turns/walks away- guess u better find the pages then...-waves- good luck
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wel th@s all i have 4 now...yes im disturbing

[Clawsze]

Those who were loyal to this thread (Or who search up Maxs or Zaimaxu now) willl remeber the great misadventures and that Jambi the Genie moment.....well......I and ~Storm Ninja~ have decided that it is time for our Nobodies should be set loose again....for those who do not know them....

Maxs is an alchoholic, is quite partial to Tequilla, Lazy, Smart ass, likes revenge, has brain spasms and has a habit of exploding into sand.....he also has 2 falchions, and he hates it when people call them swords.

Zai is a NINJA!!!!!, is lazy, smart ass, slightly more intelligent than Maxs, has a frieken HUGE Shuriken, he stole the wind element from Xaldin, so as such, they fight over it. Also has a knack for Jambi the Genie impressions.

They are best friends as 14 and 15 in Org XIII...Xemnas never changed the name as that would mean getting 2 more bedrooms and changing all the signs in the Deep Dive City. Maxs sleeps in the kitchen next to the booze fridge and Zai sleeps on the Sofa with the huge TV....105".....

They never featured in KH2 as Maxs died of complete Liver Suicide and Zaimaxu had to stop the corpse from trying to raid the Booze from TWtNW.

As soon as SN posts, Episode 2 will start.

[Dragonface]

[Why can he die?]
*Sora and Kairi are 'making-out' while Riku getting a sneak peek at them*
Sora: Oh Kairi.
Kairi: Sora.
Riku: THATS IT! *Chop Sora's head off*
Kairi: RIKU!
Riku: Now that Sora's out of the way...
*Sora had Reload*
Sora: Riku! Why did you do that?
Riku: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!*Ran away*
Kairi: What was that Sora?
Sora: Beats me. Now where we were before Riku attack me?
Kairi: Ah yes...*Sora and Kairi went back to 'making-out'*

[theres too many!]
~ in the Underworld ~
Hades: *Sigh* Man it soooo boring today...
Sora: Umm...
Hades: Huh? Oh right over there.
Sora: Thanks. *Walk thought the door to dead*
Hades: First soul of the day...
Sora: Hello!
Hades: Huh? What the...*Saw a line of SORAS!*...well damn!
*Later...*
Hades: That Door is full now...
Sora: Hey!
Hades: Huh?...!!!*See that the Underworld taking over by a ARMY of SORA*...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Later...*
~ At TWTNW ~
Xemnas: Ok everynoone, we need a plan if ever going to live after this.
All Other Nobodies: .........
Axel: We could just leave this world.
All Other Nobodies: YES! WE MUST LEAVE NOW!
Xemnas: NO! I WILL NOT LEAVE WITHOUT KINGDOM HEARTS!*Axel waving a Kingdom Heart game*...Ok we leave now!
*Later...*
~ At Disney Castle ~
Riku: Whats going on?
King Mickey: Well, we just be reported that TWTNW has been rename as 'TWTFOS' (Short for 'The World Thats Full Of Soras')
Riku: ...WHAT! but Sora's right next to me!
Sora(No.5372535743): Yea you dimwitted mouse!

Anubi(OC): Huh,th@ wasnt supposed to happen -pulls out spell book/floats n air,sitting- wonder wat happened...

Sora: Sis, wat r u doing here?

Anubi: -looks up- hmm? oh just lookin' for my Nobody & my girlfriend's Nobody...u havent cn them have u?

Sora/Riku/Mickey: -shakes head-

Anubi: -shrugs- oh well, -looks @ book- but th@ seriously wasnt supposed to hap- oh thats wat happened -looks closer @ book-

Riku: Anubi wat did u do?

Anubi: there's sum pages missing from my spell book...th@ explains wat happened 2 Zexion...-under her breath- tho i dont think Demyx will complain 2 much

Sora: wat were u trying 2 do?

Anubi: -waves hand idly- just a spell...was supposed 2 help Nubixa & Vexaren have their own child...sumhow turned n2 a cloning spell

Riku: and u tried it on 2 guys?

Anubi: yea so? they're gay, they want a child, i found a spell 2 help them...im just missing a few pages & turned the pregnancy spell n2 a never-ending cloning spell

Riku: u tried 2 get a guy pregnant?

Anubi: -annoyed- yes Captain Obvious, i tried 2 help Zexion & Demyx have a child

Riku: then u cast the same spell on Sora?

Anubi: -looks up- ur point Riku? really busy here...need 2 find a counter-spell im not sure how many Zexions Demyx can handle

Riku: my point is ur sick...sick sick sick

Anubi: -looks back @ spell book/waves hand irritably- watever Riku...yaoi fangirl hello!...-under her breath- like you're 1 to talk...practically stalking my brother through the worlds

Sora: so is there any way 2 stop this?

Anubi: -floats back down/holding book- if i can find the missing pages n my book yea...or u can take me 2 c Master Yen Sid

Mickey: -shrugs- welp we gotta stop the Soras from over-running the worlds...mite as well go c Yen Sid & c wat he can do

Sora: good luck w/ th@ he disappeared a while ago

Anubi: -shrugs/turns/walks away- guess u better find the pages then...-waves- good luck
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wel th@s all i have 4 now...yes im disturbing

~ Outside of Kairi's bedroom ~
Sora(No.3612): You're sure it will work?
Sora(No.734): Yes I'm sure.
Sora(No.1234): If we srew this up, No.1 will have our head for sure.
*All three Soras shivers*
Sora(No.3612): Good thing No.5372535743 is keeping Riku doing something elsewhere away from here.
Sora(No.777): *Exit out of Kairi's room carring sleeping Kairi* I got her.
Sora(No.734): Good, now lets get back to TWTFOS!
*Later*
Riku: WTF???? WHERE IS KAIRI!?!
Sora(No.5372535743): ummmmmm...I think the Nobodies has her. Yea thats it! The Nobodies, thats right!
Mickey: Um Sora? Are you alright?
Riku: He'll be fine, Sora does have a point.
Mickey: And that is?
Riku: The Nobodies want their home world back. So they're using Kairi as payment.
Mickey: Lets go find Xemnas.

[~Storm Ninja~]

This bodes ill.

---------------

Zai: *yawn* I love my TV. *hugs*
Maxs: *falls out of the fridge face first, surrounded by bottles*
Zai: Morning, captian chucklehead.
Maxs: *yawn* insult needs work.
Zai:...shut up.

*Zai sees a large lance with a rather farmiliar blade impaled above the couch*

Zai: rips note out from under the spear tip* 'meet me at sundown or else this is going through your head while you sleep'. Well, good thing I learned to stay awake for hours at a time...
Maxs (sarcastically): woo hoo. *passes out*

*later...ish*

Zai: *looks at his watch* ... getting close
Maxs: You know, walking right up to a challenge from Xaldin isn't really something I would consider a good idea.
Zai: Relax, sandman, there's nothing to worry about.
???: Oh, really?
Maxs: F**k.
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there. Sounds good to me.

[Clawsze]

This bodes ill.

---------------

Zai: *yawn* I love my TV. *hugs*
Maxs: *falls out of the fridge face first, surrounded by bottles*
Zai: Morning, captian chucklehead.
Maxs: *yawn* insult needs work.
Zai:...shut up.

*Zai sees a large lance with a rather farmiliar blade impaled above the couch*

Zai: rips note out from under the spear tip* 'meet me at sundown or else this is going through your head while you sleep'. Well, good thing I learned to stay awake for hours at a time...
Maxs (sarcastically): woo hoo. *passes out*

*later...ish*

Zai: *looks at his watch* ... getting close
Maxs: You know, walking right up to a challenge from Xaldin isn't really something I would consider a good idea.
Zai: Relax, sandman, there's nothing to worry about.
???: Oh, really?
Maxs: F**k.
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there. Sounds good to me.

Tis' ALIVE!!!!

*Xalidin stands in front of the two, holding all of his lances, in one hand*

Zai: They float don't they?
Xaldin: Umm....Sake doesn't exactly help floatation.
Maxs: I feel for ya man, well, if you compare floating to standing, Sake to 10 bottles of Tequilla and a Spear to me.
Xaldin: Shut it n00b.

*Xaldin throws spear at Maxs' head, which is expertly catched by the hungover Nobody*

Maxs: I don't appriciate people making my headache worse thatn it already is thankyou, also, I am a level 57 Paladin in WoW so don't call me a n00b, n00b.
Zai: To much time, or what?
Maxs: The booze ran out, I was sober for 6 days.
Xaldin: HA, I had a stash of Sake!

*Maxs' ears does that twitching thing in the animes and a large vein appears on his temple, he summons his Falchions*

Maxs:......You.....B******. (Charges for Xaldin)
Xaldin: HAHA, FOOL, MY SIDEBURNS OF UBER WILL KILL YOU!!!!

*Xaldin stabs at Maxs with his 5 spears, but Maxs turns his stomach into Sand and the spears go right through*

Xaldin: HAXXOR!!!!
Maxs: SUXXOR!!!!

*Zaimaxu stands with an anime jaw drop, before taking his mobile out and dialing*

Zai: Hey, Axel......no I don't want a Chakram in my ass.....yes what I've woken you up for is worth it, wait, how comes you're in bed at 7...actually, nevermind, anyways, Sideburns and Sandy are duking it out and talking in nerd, could you-

*Suddenly Axel appears with 8 deckchairs, a Humungo-mega bag of popcorn, Demyx with about the amount of booze Maxs drinks in a year on his back, Saix, Luxord, Roxas and Zexion(Who currently has Larxene clinging to his shoulders) and a bottle of Sake*

Axel: NO PROBLEM!!!
Larxene: Let's go to your room Zexy-kun, pleeeaase?
Zexion: Not until one of these two kills each other.
Zai: Whats the Sake for?
Axel: Hover in the middle of those two and drop it, then watch the fun.
Zai: Why's Roxas here, he's a bit young isn't he?
Zexion: I'm the same age as him so why am I here?
Saix: Because you have the mental age of Vexen.
Zexion: F*****.

[Dragonface]

~ In Silent Hill... ~
Sora: Donald, you're sure we land on TWTNW?
Donald: YES I'M BLOODY SURE!!!
Sora: ...James, Where are we?
James: From the fog I see, we're in silent hill.
Sora: ...I KNEW WE'RE WENT THE WRONG PLACE...*Demyx appear*...NOT YOU AGAIN!!!
Demyx: Un? Roxas, what do you mean 'not you again'?
*Pyramid Head slowy appear behind Demyx*
James: *first to see PH* OH CRAP!!!!!! *Ran to the Gummi Ship and take off*
Goofy: NO! DON'T GO!
*PH grab Demyx up high using one hand*
Demyx: Oh no *ripped to nude* That wasn't bad...*get his skin rip off* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I'M SKINLESS!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone else: 0.0
Samus: I think we better run. *Eveyone ran away from PH & Demyx*

*bing, Demyx loss skin!*
*bing, PH gain skin!*
*bing, Demyx get retitled (The skinless singer)*

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

(At the end of KH 1)

Kairi: I'll wait for-
Sora: IT's peanut butter Sora time!

[_yeojina_]

(KH1, scene with Riku and Sora, the Maleficent part)
Maleficent: See? That boy has replaced you with others.
Riku: D'you have a shota complex or something? Get your hand off me, woman!

[Dragonface]

~ In Silent Hill... ~
Sora: Donald, you're sure we land on TWTNW?
Donald: YES I'M BLOODY SURE!!!
Sora: ...James, Where are we?
James: From the fog I see, we're in silent hill.
Sora: ...I KNEW WE'RE WENT THE WRONG PLACE...*Demyx appear*...NOT YOU AGAIN!!!
Demyx: Un? Roxas, what do you mean 'not you again'?
*Pyramid Head slowy appear behind Demyx*
James: *first to see PH* OH CRAP!!!!!! *Ran to the Gummi Ship and take off*
Goofy: NO! DON'T GO!
*PH grab Demyx up high using one hand*
Demyx: Oh no *ripped to nude* That wasn't bad...*get his skin rip off* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I'M SKINLESS!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone else: 0.0
Samus: I think we better run. *Eveyone ran away from PH & Demyx*

*bing, Demyx loss skin!*
*bing, PH gain skin!*
*bing, Demyx get retitled (The skinless singer)*

~ Later, at TWTNW ~

Demyx: Oh man, first I lost my gear then creep guy steal my skins and then Roxas run away again. I'm going to...*Found Xenmas"...hey boss, I srew-up another mission.
Xenmas: God damn it No.9, first of all don't call me 'Boss' secondly...*turn to see Demyx*...EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! *wet his pants, crap his pants, gone white and then KOed*
Demyx: What?

[kingdomheartless]

Ansem, after end of KH1: It's not my fault I didn't have a wide vocabulary! That's the only reason I said darkness 14 times!

[Dragonface]

~ At Disney Castle ~
Sora: ITS YOURS!
Commander Shepard: IS NOT!
Sora: IS TOO!
Shepard: IS NOT!
Mickey: How did this happen?
*Flashback, in space near Disney Castle*
James: Are we there...
Goofy: STFU! WE ALL NEARLY DIE WHEN YOU LEFT US BEHIND!
Auron: Some of us ARE dead.
Goofy: True but, is it me or is it getting abit cramp?
Donald: O.O OMG! Quick call the press! Goofy use his brains!
*WAM! CRASH!*
*Sora & co are alive on Disney Castle*
Sora: Oh man, what hit us?
*Sora & co see a crash Gummi Ship by a Space ship named "Normandy"*
*Inside Normandy*
Shepard: What happen Joker?
Joker: We use a mass Relay Jump and then we smash into something, Sir.
Tali: Perhape we should see this planet's leader and tell them what happen.
Ashley: For onces I agred with 'Our Alien Allies' on this, Sir.
*Liara, Kaidan, Wrex and Graed nodded in agrement*
Shepard: Damn the Bloodly Geths, one day...

[Anno Domini]

Sora,Riku,Kairi sitting in a room.

Sora:Why arent we doing anything
Riku:~sinister tone~ because the darkness is too great here...
Kairi:~Slaps iku~ NO! IDIOT! Nomura's just taking a nap!
SoraRiku:Ooooohhhhhh.....
Kairi: and this is why, in three games, neither of you have gotten in my pants. >:-[

[Gloc 9]

Wow, almost 2 years since the start of this thread. I dont know if i should be proud or surprised. :) :) :)

[Brennan]

Both, Gloc, you need to be both :tongue:

[FFVIFan]

Before Xemnas Battle: Take 1:
Sora: XEMNAS!
Xemnas: You don't have to scream! Im right here!
Sora: Okay...?

Before Xemnas Battle: Take 2:
Sora: ANSEM! Wait, what?
*Xemnas falls to the ground laughting*
Director: XEMNAS! You got to scream that!

Before Xemnas Battle: Take 3:
Sora: XEMNAS!
Xemnas: You have arrived.
Sora: Wow! I never noticed!
*Riku falls to the ground laughting*

Before Xemnas Battle: Take 109:
Sora: XEMNAS!
Xemnas: you have arrived.
Sora: What are your plans!
Xemnas: Your this far and you still understand nothing?
Sora: What? I know that the fabric of time and space created a distortion in reason that manipulated a being to create life and began to...
Riku: I think my head's gonna explode.

[Dragonface]

~ Pete vs Past Pete ~
* At the past (Timeless River) *
Pete: You can't beat me! HA HA HA!
Sora: There must be a way...*Look at past Pete* change of plans guys.
Donald & Goofy: What?
Sora: we attack the OTHER Pete.
Pete (Both): I don't like the sound of that...
*Sora, Donald & Goofy killed past Pete*
Pete: NOOOOOOOoooooooooo....*fade off*
Sora: We did it! *Time Paradox (Metal Gear Soild 3)* Crap...
*Game Over*
Player: Another time paradox!?! Dam it!!

~ Odd Joke of KH ~
Sora: Hay Riku.
Riku: What?
Sora: What did King Mickey said to Donald and Dasey?
Riku: I don't know, you tell me.
Sora: He said "Will you two stop quacking about it!?!"
Riku: ...*walk away with a confusion-look on his face*
Sora: What?

[KHon-the-run]

Enigmatic Knight: so, sora i was thinking...
Sora:wut?
EK:................................................................................................. ................................................................................................
Sora come on, wut?
EK:.......i forgoted
Sora: I f*****g hate you

[KHon-the-run]

EK:oH yAh
sOrA:wUt?
Ek:hOw ThE hElL dO wE eXiSt In ThE sAmE tImE pErIoD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!:?
sOrA: wUt I dIdNt HeAr YoU, i WaS pAyInG tO mUcH aTtEnTiOn To ThE jAaM.

[KHon-the-run]

sora: kairi?
kairi: riku?
riku: roxas?
roxas: bomb?
all: BOMB?!?!?!?!?
roxas: no, BONG!
*so they all get high, xemnas wins, larxene gets prego, and i am so bored



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[Jessweeee♪]

What's with the weird linkbacks? o.O

[sir helix]

sora: um, your magisty?
mickey: ya sora?
sora: can i...... touch you ears?
*akward silence
mickey: (grabs sora' keyblade) go smurf yourself
sora: then can i touch them?
mickey: NO!
sora: but, you let riku hold you all the time!
mickey: You son of a bitch, you spied on us. (summons his key)
sora:Mickey and riku sitten in a tree, k.i.s.s.i.n.g
*riku decapitates him with a random battle axe
*mickey jumps into his arms
*sora's body is discovered a month later by the smufs and they sue eoff for using there god as a form of censorment (jk lol)

[Mini Tidus]

SPOILERS!!




Sora: Hey Kairi, you have a keyblade now??!
Kairi: Yup, I'm gonna have so much fun. IT HAS A VIBRATE SETTING!


Sephiroth: What is Cloud doing?
Sora: Kairi
Sephiroth: But I thought she was doing Riku?
Sora: WHAT!

[Mini Tidus]

Before Xemnas Battle: Take 3:
Sora: XEMNAS!
Xemnas: You have arrived.
Sora: Wow! I never noticed!
*Riku falls to the ground laughting*


:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol:

[Dragonface]

<No XIV>

~At TWTNW, the Meeting Hall~

Xemnas: All right everynoone setted down...*Other Nobodies keep on talking*...SHUT UP!!!*Chatting stop* Now first things first, where XIII?
Axel:...OH CRAP!!! I'll get him.*Warp out*
Xemnas:...lets get this over with...this is our new member No. XIV Xion, she...(Larxene: Finally another female Nobody to have a 'Girl talk'.)...can also weild a Keybalde...(All: OH S##t *Warp out*)...and need one of you to show her how we do things here.
*Axel & Roxas appear*
Axel:Got him...where did others go Mansex?
Xemnas:...You'll do Roxas. *warp out*
*Xion looks at Roxas and...fall in love*
Roxas: umm....
Axel: Hey lass what are you look at?*Xion looks at Axel and went catty attack at his face* NOT THE FACE, NOT THE FACE!!!!
Roxas: Why me?

[Unbreakable Will]

Roxas meets Axel:
Axel: Don't tell me you don't remember...
Roxas: ... remember what?
Axel: Our night together...I thought it meant something
Roxas: WTF MAN?!? The script, stick to the script!!!

Sephiroth talks to Sora:
Sephiroth: Whats Cloud doing?
Sora: Maleficent
Sephiroth; 0.o... EWWWWWWW
(Sephiroth can't block the mental image and finally resorts to jumping off the cliff)

[drotato]

Donald: Goofy... I have something I need to say.
Goofy: What is it, Donald?
Donald: Goofy, I'm madly in love with you...
Goofy: Get the fuck away from me, fool. D:<

[Whispering_Hunter]

Anybody besides me notice how Demyx does all that fancy footwork during his meeting with Sora in Hollow Bastian? Well...

Demyx: Tra-la-la boom de yay
Did you get yours today?
I got mine yesterday
That's why I walk this way!

Sora: What the hell?

[sir helix]

The struggle.

Seipher: Haha roxas has blue balls!
Roxas: Haha you cut your self shaving your unibrow!
Fui: SECRET
Rai: thats Cold Y'know
Hayner: Plus hes hiding his blad spot.
olette: And hes a slave driver, just look at poor Vivi.
Pence: Ya he is waring cloths very close to white.
Vivi:(looks at Seipher) Is this true?
Fui: UNCOOL
Rai: your a Racist bastard Y'know
Seipher: ....... WTF, Im being told off by a partial mute and a Retar..

Rai, Fui, and Vivi start beating up seipher, Roxas wins by default.

[Dragonface]

Roxas meets Axel:
Axel: Don't tell me you don't remember...
Roxas: ... remember what?
Axel: Our night together...I thought it meant something
Roxas: WTF MAN?!? The script, stick to the script!!!

Sephiroth talks to Sora:
Sephiroth: Whats Cloud doing?
Sora: Maleficent
Sephiroth; 0.o... EWWWWWWW
(Sephiroth can't block the mental image and finally resorts to jumping off the cliff)

[Roxas meets Axel V2]
Axel: Don't tell me you don't remember...
Roxas: ...remember...Oh I get it!
Axel: Final...
Roxas: Whats up Demyx.
Axel: ...WRONG!
Roxas: Vexen?
Axel: Faded away.
Roxas: Larxene?
Axel: Do I look like a chick to you?
Roxas: Maybe...
Axel: MAYBE! MAYBE! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!*Jump of the cliff*
Roxas: Are you ok Goofy?

[Sora & Sephiroth]
Sephiroth: Whats Cloud doing?
Sora: Not a clue...
[Ending A]
Sora: ...Unless I'm Cloud!*Remove Head cover mask*
Sephiroth: O_O
"Sora": You realy are a nimrod.
[Ending B]
*Elsewhere, at Lezo Pub*
Randon Lady: You have great knockers miss...
Cloud: Call me 'Ms C'.*He is indeed wearing a Dress & Wig*

[Edge7]

Holy cow! This thread's still running? It's been what? three years since it started?! Great job keeping it alive guys. As for jokes, I got nothing as of right now.

[Jessweeee♪]

EoFF's longest running thread ever?

o_o

[Formalhaut]

I would suppose So.

It would be rude of me not to offer a bad joke so....




Sora: Comeon your taking the mick!

Mickey:....

*Mickey savages Sora and tears of his genitals*

[Gloc 9]

I AM DA WEEEEEEEEENER! :))

[IXVI]

Squall:Say Merli-

Merlin:WAHHHHT?! WAHT IS IT?!!!! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'M BUSY HERE?!!!! SMURF OFF!!!!1111111111111111

Squall:...Smurf? did you-

Merlin: DON'T BLAME ME! BLAME EoFF FOR THEIR CENSORSHIP! OR SHOULD I SAY CENSOR SHI- OH, THAT'S RIGHT! I CAN'T THAT EITHER! CAUSE IT'D TURN OUT TO BE, CENSORSMURF! WOOPDE SMURFIN' DOOOOOO IFDKJDSFADSFASDFF

Pete:....I can see you're alittle busy here...maybe i'll just..-

Squall: (Merlin Scowls in background)...Yeah, come back later. Bye

Pete:... :( Bye....

[xlr8195]

Kairi:Sora?
Sora:Yes, Kairi?
Kairi:I have something to tell you.
Riku:Sora?
Sora:Yes, Riku?
Riku:What are you doing in bed with my wife?
Sora::O_O::O_O::O_O::O_O::O_O:How long have you been married to Riku?
Kairi:10 years.
Riku:Not only that, but we have a kid.
Sora::whimper::whimper::whimper::whimper ::whimper::crying::crying::crying::cryin g::crying::whimper::whimper::whimper::wh imper::whimper::crying::crying::crying:: crying::crying:
*Sora runs away*
Kairi:When are we gonna tell him this is the TV show 'Pranked'?
Riku:In a little bit, this is freakin hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*5 hours later*

Kairi:You alright, Sora?
Sora:I'M GONNA KILL RIKU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kairi:Whoa, whoa, it was only a prank!!!!!!!!!!!
Sora:So, you're not married?
Kairi:Nope.
Sora:And you don't have a kid?
Kairi:Nope.
Sora:So, we're still married?
Kairi:O_o
Riku:o_O You two are married?
Kairi:We're married, Sora?
Sora:GOTTCHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kairi & Riku:??????????????
Sora:YOU'VE JUST BEEN PRANKED!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kairi & Riku:??????????????
Sora:Thanks for helping me out guys.
Cameramen:No problem.
*Axel and Goofy mysteriously arrive*
Axel:IT'S A PROBLEM FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M-E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOT IT MEMORIZED!?!?!?!?!
Goofy:Yep, sure do. A-hyuk.
Axel:Shut up.
Riku:What are they doin here?
Sora:Don't know, but does it look like I care?
Axel:I CARE!!!!!!!!!!! C-A-R-E!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOT IT MEMORIZED!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Goofy:Yep, sure do. A-hyuk.
Axel:I said shut up!!!!!!!!!!!*Kills Goofy*
*Sora runs up to Axel and kills him*
Sora:YOU JUST GOT OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!O-W-N-E-D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOT IT MEMORIZED!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Axel(spirit):That's my quote. Q-U-O-T-E. Got it memorized?????

[Duce of Daggers]

Ashton Kutcher is proud of this

he tells me so in my dreams