Things KH Characters Would Never Say

[Gloc 9]

I dont think there is a topic on this, so i'll start.

1. (Before Sephiroth Battle)

Sephiroth:What Is Cloud Doing?
Sora:Ummm....Line?
Director:"Beats Me"
Sora:Umm, beating his meat..I didn't know he had one...
(Sephiroth Falls Off Cliff Laughing)

2. Sephiroth:What Is Cloud Doing?
Sora:Aerith
(Sephiroth Falls Off Cliff Laughing)

[Griff]

Sephiroth: What is Cloud doing?
Sora: Your mom
Sephiroth: So he.....that worthless creature, ...is stealing virginity from mother
*Sora falls off cliff laughing*

[Sephiroths Clone]

Sora (to kairi): Come F**K me now!
Kairi: Nah Chill B.

[Marluxiaswife]

*Tron Farts*

Tron learned a new attack :D

Donald Duck: Thats not a new attack thats nasty! :mad2:

[xenojohn]

King Mickey: Donald put some pants on for god sake! :mad2:

[Twilight Edge]

I never played KH but I still get a glipst on it so......(and I can't resist this kind of thread......)

Sephiroth:What is Cloud doing?
Sora:Your ass.
Sephiroth:Hmmm......I never knew he was behind me......
(Sora falls off cliff laughing)

or

Sephiroth:What is Cloud doing?
Sora:Tifa.
(Sephiroth falls off cliff laughing)

and

Yuffie:Where's my cheese cake?
Cid:I put it in my supreme dinner cuisine.
(Yuffie kills Cid)

and

Leon:The name's Squall!Nice to meet'cha!

and

Sephiroth:What is Cloud doing?
Sora:Omnislash.
(Sephiroth jumps off the cliff and commits suicide because he didn't want to die under Omnislash for the third time)

[Sefie1999AD]

*WARNING: KH AND KH2 SPOILERS BELOW!*



Sora: "Ansem, is the Darkness stronger than the Light?"
Ansem (KH1): "No, no, no... quicker, easier and more seductive, though."

Sora: "This Keyblade is so heavy... I wish I'd have never got it! Oh, Riku!"
Riku/Ansem: "We wants the Keyblade! We cuts Sora's neck while he's sleeping, then we takes the precious back to ME!!"

(Sora wins the Hades Paradox Cup and summons Chicken Little.)
Sora and Chicken Little (singing): "Weee are the Champions, my friend, and we'll keep on fighting till the end!"

Sora (scared): "Do you want to know a secret?"
Donald and Goofy: "Huh?"
Sora: "... I see dead Heartless!"

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

This is set at the end of KHII while Sora and Riku are standed and sitting on the shore...

Riku: Sora, you realize that it will just be you and me for the rest of our lives, right?
Sora: What do you mean? We will get out of here...*long pause* Somehow...
Riku: Get real! Look around you! I do not see any way out.
Sora: *looks around* Good point...

*time passes*

Riku: So you know, we are at that age where we want to...you know...
Sora: Geez Riku, what are you talking about?
Riku: *exasperated sigh* What I mean is, we are standed here to the end of time and we will die virgins...unless...
Sora: Unless?
Riku: *sighs and shakes head* You are hopeless...*looks to Sora and smirks*
Sora: Riku, why are you looking at me like that?
Riku: Shh...*leans towards Sora*
Sora: *blushes*

*scene blacks out to some time later*

[01 Rin]

Sephiroth:What is Cloud doing?
Sora:Your ass.
Sephiroth:Hmmm......I never knew he was behind me......
(Sora falls off cliff laughing)

(01 Rin falls off cliff laughing) LOL, that was classic.

um, read at your own risk......................

(Sora is fighting Heartless and Nobodies in Hollow Bastion/Radiant Garden)
Sora: (singing) Final Fantasy is an RPG, the only one I need is the RPG for me! Final Fantasy .. . .
Huh?

Leon: Sora! You have to see this! C'mon! (Sora follows Leon, still humming Techno De Chocobo and Leon joins)

Sora: WHAAAA.....? Kairi, what are you doing?

Riku: me.

Leon: (really into it now) FINAL FANTASY IS AN RPG, THE ONLY ONE I NEED IS THE RPG FOR ME! ! FINAL FANTASY IS ALL THAT I PLAY, ALL--

Yuffie: HIIIIIII-YAH! (Yuffie's shuriken stabs Leon in the back. He's falls.) Man! Was he annoying. (Looks at Sora, Riku, and Kairi's situation) Hey, that looks like fun! Can I join?

[kidney / theif]

Sora: WHAAAA.....? Kairi, what are you doing?

Riku: me.


OMG. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Twilight Edge]

Sora: WHAAAA.....? Kairi, what are you doing?

Riku: me.


OMG. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[IceAngel]

Why is everyone a sex addict?

[Marluxiaswife]

really

Sora,Donald and Goofy at Tron's House

Tron:"Thank you for coming, now lets eat!"
Sora,Donald and Goofy: "Thanks"
Donald:"Hey this chicken en cake?!"
Tron:"Yes its my favortive food" *smiles*
Donald"Is there anything else instead of chicken en cake!"
*Donald looks everywhere in the kicten but only see Chicken en Cake and Juice*
Donald"WHATS WRONG WITH YOU TRON!!,.......Tron?"
Sora:"He went to the bathroom, here have some":cool:
*Donald Screams*:eek:
Goofy:"Gosh this is the best, i should add this favlor in my 900 and 9090 favlor of Ice Creams" ^_^

***************************

*YuRiPa meet Sora,Donald and Goofy the second time*

Yuna:"Where's Maleficent?"
Sora:"She went to go take a dump"
Rikku:"Sick old women!"
Paine:"I knew we shoudn't been on her side"
Sora:"Well why don't you go on Leon side they can always use some help."
Yuna:"Does this Leon take dumps too?"
Donald:"Really, I remeber two years ago when we were practicing fight and Leon took along time to come out"
Goofy:"Nasty guy he told me that i was pretty!"
SDYRP:"Okay..."

[IceAngel]

Eww chicken flavour icecream (what is the world coming to?)

Malificent: I like pink flowers in particular :)

[Jessweeee♪]

Maleficent: My, Pete, this castle is lovely, why don't we take it?
Pete: BUILD YOUR OWN DAMN CASTLE!!! *leaves*
Maleficent: sheesh...what's with him?

[01 Rin]

Why is everyone a sex addict?
I'm not.. usually. But I'm finally glad that someone changed the comedy subject. (yeah, just trying to give what the pple want) Now I can type what I wanna type, yeah!


Sora: Okay, it's time to Synthesize! (thinking) This is going to take a while. Stupid Jiminy Journal!
Goofy: SORA! What about the KEYHOLE?! [<-- from KH1]
Sora: Goofy, we already did that last year.
Goofy: No, ya gotta look at Donald. (Sora looks at Donald)
Donald: >_< UUUAAAGGHHHH ! ! !
Sora and Goofy: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Donald: (small fart) Ahh... That's better.
Sora and Goofy: ??...... ??? ...
Sora: That wasn't so bad.
Donald: Uh-oh. (real loud, smelly fart)
Sora and Goofy: (Pass out)
*Ding* ~Donald learned new ability~

[General Beranger Stone]

(KH1)

Riku: Sora... i have a confession to make
Sora: huh?
Riku: I gave her a Paupu fruit..
Sora: you gave Kairi a Paupu fruit?
Riku: her name is Kairi?
Sora: ummm do you mean the girl in the weird clothes?
Riku: yeah shes so beautifull......
Sora: umm Riku....
Kairi: hey Sora *slightly winks* hello ...... Riku... *gives Riku the look*
Sora: Kairi ... ummm Riku is in love with his cousin Rikku..
Kairi: i know...
Sora: Kairi ummm.... would you like to ummm
Kairi: ok lets just have sex and get married...

[Twilight Edge]

Sephiroth:What is Cloud doing?
Sora:Saving the planet.
Sephiroth:So he......that worthless creature......is stealing the planet away from mother......
Donald:Yeah,so what?
Sephiroth:But don't worry......I'm here now......
*Sephiroth suddenly uses ZANTETSUKEN and kills off all three of them*
Sephiroth:Let's go to the Promised Land,mother......
*Sephiroth jumps off the cliff like he did in Last Order*

[LunaticPandora37]

Kairi: Hey Sora do you have my lucky charm

Sora: *looks around* uhhh yea its in my pocket...*looks around in pocket*

Kairi:...well?

Sora: it's here somewhere i swear!

Kairi: YOU LOST MY LUCKY CHARM!!!! :mad2: :mad2: :hot: :hot: *casts ultima, flare and holy...attacks for 9,999 dmg...Devour*

:quina: *performs eat*

*tastes bad*

*victory fanfare plays*

[leader of mortals]

sora: *walking around*
*drops the oathkeeper keychain in the sewer in traverse town*
sora: oh sh*t

*later*

Kairi: do you have my charm
Sora: um yea about that... i sorta lost it
Kairi: YOU WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad2: :mad2: :hot: :hot:
*kairi goes on a mass murdering spree*

[LunaticPandora37]

sora: *walking around*
*drops the oathkeeper keychain in the sewer in traverse town*
sora: oh sh*t

*later*

Kairi: do you have my charm
Sora: um yea about that... i sorta lost it
Kairi: YOU WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad2: :mad2: :hot: :hot:
*kairi goes on a mass murdering spree*


hey you like stole my idea...kinda...whatever...


Goofy: E=mc^2

[Griff]

Donald: It's the keyhole, Sora, seal it with the Keyblade!
Sora: Oh, I left that at home
Donald: You left what at home?
Sora: the key-ey, bladey thingy
Donald: Wha? Why would you do that?
Sora: So I could carry the cupcake *begins devouring cupcake*
Donald: Dang! We have to find a way to seal it.
*Sora starts crying*
Donald: It's okay, there's nothing to cry about.
Sora *sniff* I miss my cupcake.

[Slicksword45]

((After Roxas fights Hayner in the struggle fight))

Struggle announcer guy: And the winner is ROXAS!

*camarea goes to Hayner lieing on the ground*

Roxas: O crud I killed him!
:greenie:

[mooglebunni608]

Kairi: Hey Sora do you have my lucky charm

Sora: *looks around* uhhh yea its in my pocket...*looks around in pocket*

Kairi:...well?

Sora: it's here somewhere i swear!

Kairi: YOU LOST MY LUCKY CHARM!!!! :mad2: :mad2: :hot: :hot: *casts ultima, flare and holy...attacks for 9,999 dmg...Devour*

:quina: *performs eat*

*tastes bad*

*victory fanfare plays*
how about;
Kairi; He's after me lucky charm!

[KH-Cloudy]

Kairi:hehe ill get the charm from Sora..
Sora walks on the sand trap
Kairi:WHY WON't YOU FALL!!!
Sora walks away...
kairi goes on the sand trap...she falls
Silly Kairi, trix are for kids.

[StarlightAngel]

Sora: OMG RIKU I LOVE YOU :love: :love: :love: LET'S TOTALLY GET MARRIED!

Just thought I'd make that clear :)

[IceAngel]

Riku: Sora?
Sora: Yeah?
Riku: I love you!
Sora: OMG YAY! Let's dance!
Riku: OMG Yeah!

:heart:

(mooglegirl608, I love that Sig!!!!)

[Jessweeee♪]

Riku: Sora?
Sora: Yeah?
Riku: I love you!
Sora: OMG YAY! Let's dance!
Riku: OMG Yeah!

:heart:

(mooglegirl608, I love that Sig!!!!)

Me too :spin:

[kidney / theif]

Goofy: E=mc^2

Rofl .. you win.

[*~Angel Wing~*]

I dont think there is a topic on this, so i'll start.
Well I started one of these before, but nobody wanted to post...:kaocry2: :mad:
This was mine from the last thread...


Sora: IN YOUUU AND IIIIIII, THERE'S A NEW LAAAAAAND!!!!!!

Roxas: It's okay Sora...I already heard what Sanctuary sounds like. You really don't need to sing it for me. You're doing an awful job anyway...

Sora: Tch fine...why don't you sing it then? You're the one with Jesse McCartney's voice after all...:D

Roxas: Grrr...dam Square Enix producers!!! :mad:

[Jessweeee♪]

I dont think there is a topic on this, so i'll start.
Well I started one of these before, but nobody wanted to post...:kaocry2: :mad:
This was mine from the last thread...


Sora: IN YOUUU AND IIIIIII, THERE'S A NEW LAAAAAAND!!!!!!

Roxas: It's okay Sora...I already heard what Sanctuary sounds like. You really don't need to sing it for me. You're doing an awful job anyway...

Sora: Tch fine...why don't you sing it then? You're the one with Jesse McCartney's voice after all...:D

Roxas: Grrr...dam Square Enix producers!!! :mad:

XDDDDDD

[01 Rin]

Kairi: Hey Sora do you have my lucky charm

Sora: *looks around* uhhh yea its in my pocket...*looks around in pocket*

Kairi:...well?

Sora: it's here somewhere i swear!

Kairi: YOU LOST MY LUCKY CHARM!!!! :mad2: :mad2: :hot: :hot: *casts ultima, flare and holy...attacks for 9,999 dmg...Devour*

:quina: *performs eat*

*tastes bad*

*victory fanfare plays*
lol way funny.

Spoiler Ahead; Highlight At Your Own Risk.

In The World That Never Was, when Sora and Kairi talk to their Nobodies: Roxas and Naminé
Roxas: Hey Sora. Like my girlfriend?
Naminé: Roxas... (blushes)
Sora: Damn! She's hott but mine is sexier. (Kari's face turns red:mad2: )
Roxas: Nuh-uh!
Sora: Yuh-huh!
Roxas: Nuh-uh!
Sora: Yuh-huh!
Roxas: Nuh-uh!
Sora: Yuh-huh!
Kairi: can't take this anymore..
Naminé: me neither..
(Kairi casts Holy lvl 99 [<--I made that up, sorry] on Sora)
*99,999 damage*
(Naminé summons Eden [FF8] on Roxas)
*999,999 damage*
Sora and Roxas: X_X X_X X_X X_X X_X X_X

[NorthernChaosGod]

Sephiroth: After I kill you Cloud, I'm going to paint a pretty picture of a pony.

[01 Rin]

LMAO

[Yu]

Sora: IN YOUUU AND IIIIIII, THERE'S A NEW LAAAAAAND!!!!!!

Roxas: It's okay Sora...I already heard what Sanctuary sounds like. You really don't need to sing it for me. You're doing an awful job anyway...

Sora: Tch fine...why don't you sing it then? You're the one with Jesse McCartney's voice after all...

Roxas: Grrr...dam Square Enix producers!!!

LMAO. I love that one.Now try mine on for size.

*this is after the second kh when everyone goes back to the islands together*

*kairi walks up to selphie*
Kairi: Hey Selphie....?What in the world are you doing?!
Selphie:stupid Wakka and Tidas..
*Selphie holds up sock puppets of the two and makes them kiss*
Selphie: Oh, Wakka! Oh, Tidas!
Kairi:Ookaaay...I'm gonna go to the Islands now...
*Kairi gets to islands and finds sora sitting on the dock with a horrified look on his face*
Sora: yeah
Kairi: Sora... are you okay
Sora:yeah
Kairi:...?
Sora:yeah
Kairi:Sora..*waves hand in front of Sora's face*
*Riku walks up*
Riku: hey Kairi
Kairi:Hey Riku. Um, whats wrong with sora?
Riku: Oh, he's been like that since he saw what Tidas and Wakka are doing
Kairi: speaking of which, what ARE they doing?
Riku:*snickers* Want me to show you?
Kairi: Sure...
*One hour later, after kairi sees what happens*
*kairi are sitting side by side on the dock looking horrified with Riku behind them smirking*
Kairi:Oh
Sora:Yeah
Riku:OH Wakka!
Kairi:Oh
Sora:Yeah
Riku:OH Tidas!
Kairi:Oh
Sora:Yeah
*Wakka and Tidas walk up*
Tidas:What's wrong with them?
*Riku looks at them then starts laughing so hard that he couldn't tell them*
*Tidas and Wakka look at eachother extremely confused*

~Fin~

[01 Rin]

er, semi-spoiler, i guess. It'd be best if you'd complete The World That Never Was to get this better.

Actually, I wonder if the KH2 characters would really say this?

Xemnas: Only a fool would be your apprentice, Ansem.
Ansem: So you're saying that you're a fool then?
Xemnas: No.
Ansem: Well, a foolish apprentice to a foolish scientist.

Sora: Hm, they sure say "fool" a lot.
King Mickey: Remember, Sora, Xemnas is Ansem's apprentice's Nobody.
Sora: Well, that sucks.

Xemnas: Don't be a fool. I'm the one who has surpassed you. Haha, the student has finally surpassed the teacher, the fool.

Riku: Ok, this is getting really annoying. Sora, lets do some Session on him.
Sora: Sounds good to me.

(Sora and Riku perform the limit: Session)

Xemnas: X_X
Sora: Yeah! We PWNd him! Whoo! Let's get jiggy with it!
Ansem: Hm, that fool. I'm a fool, too. Just a big, fat, juicy fool.

(Ansem's heart machine explodes)
You see Ansem's body shooting into space while he shouts back:
Ansem: You FOOOOOOoooooollls! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Kairi: Sora, let's be fools together.
Sora: SURE! THAT SOUNDS GREAT.
(Riku frowns. he is jealous)

[01 Rin]

Be prepared for a long one :) :

Sephiroth: What is Cloud doing?
Sora: I believe he went dancing with Tifa. There's this club called Club Midgar, you should go and have some fun.
Sephiroth: . . . . . . . Really? Club Midgar, eh? Cloud and Tifa is dancing there?
Sora: Yep.

There is a moment of silence between Sora and Sephiroth. Sephiroth jumps off the cliff and flies off into the distance.

Sora: Hmm. I wonder where he went off to?
Donald and Goofy shrug their sholders.

The scene now switches to Club Midgar. There is loud music, disco lights, dance lights, a DJ, a dance floor, and a bar.
Cloud: (shouting over music) You having fun, Tifa?
Tifa: (shouting) WHAT?!
Cloud: I SAID, "YOU HAVING FUN, TIFA?!?!?!"
When Cloud says this, Sephiroth unplugs the stereo and there is total silence except for Cloud. Everyone in the club stares at Cloud and Tifa dancing a little too close. Aerith walks in on the scene.
Aerith: (crying) Cloud, how could you?
Cloud: Aerith, it's not what it looks like! (he quickly backs off of Tifa)
Aerith runs away, crying with her hands on her face. Cloud starts to run after her but Sephiroth stops him with his long sword pointing at Cloud's heart.
Sephiroth: I would kill you now, Cloud, but seeing your sweetheart cry like that makes my heart tingle. With her heart broken like that, she is weak and vunerable--
Cloud: No! You wouldn't!
Sephiroth laughs maniacally and he flees the scene.

The next scene switches to Aerith's pink bedroom. She is on her bed, crying into a pillow. Sephiroth appears, with his shirt off, romantically in the window.
Sephiroth: (incredibly dramatic) Aerith. I've come for you. You know I've loved you from the moment I saw you. I would never betray you or cheat on you like Cloud did.
Aerith stops crying and looks at Sephiroth. She sees a heavenly light surround him. Sephiroth looks sexier than ever.
Aerith: (clearly fallen for Sephiroth, completely forgetting about Cloud) Sephiroth.. ...
Aerith walks towards Sephiroth. Romantic music flows in the background, which changes to a field of beautiful flowers. Sephiroth and Aerith run in slow motion towards each other. When they meet, Aerith carresses Sephiroth's chest and they start making out.

Sora, Donald and Goofy are in the bushes outside with binoculars, spying on Sephiroth and Aerith.
Sora: (tugging on his collar) Whew! Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?
Donald and Goofy nod in agreement, and they are also tugging on their neck collars.

[IceAngel]

Hehe. That was a small novel!

[01 Rin]

Hehe. That was a small novel!
One thing led to another. lol ;)

[Clawsze]

-At Traverse Town Cinema-

Sora-(coming out with Donald and Goofy)
WOW! That movie was effin awesome!
Donald-It was only The Matrix.
Goofy-(looking down)
Oooo a peanut.

Sora starts re-enacting scenes from the movie....

Sora-HI-YA, HUAH, YOOOHHHH...OW...Oh crap my backs went.
Donald-Idiot.
Sora-Lets go to the top of the Gizmo Shop.
Goofy-My tummy hurts.

On top of the Gizmo Shop...

Sora-Watch THIS!!(Jumps off and stops in mid-air)
IT'S WORKING, I'M DOING THE MATRIX!
Donald-(Secretly casting Stop)3...2...1...Bye Bye Sora.

Donald stops casting and Sora falls to his death and Goofy spewed his guts out on Donald and they both die.


THE END

[Jessweeee♪]

-At Traverse Town Cinema-

Sora-(coming out with Donald and Goofy)
WOW! That movie was effin awesome!
Donald-It was only The Matrix.
Goofy-(looking down)
Oooo a peanut.

Sora starts re-enacting scenes from the movie....

Sora-HI-YA, HUAH, YOOOHHHH...OW...Oh crap my backs went.
Donald-Idiot.
Sora-Lets go to the top of the Gizmo Shop.
Goofy-My tummy hurts.

On top of the Gizmo Shop...

Sora-Watch THIS!!(Jumps off and stops in mid-air)
IT'S WORKING, I'M DOING THE MATRIX!
Donald-(Secretly casting Stop)3...2...1...Bye Bye Sora.

Donald stops casting and Sora falls to his death and Goofy spewed his guts out on Donald and they both die.


THE END


That was sad <:(

[Yu]

Sora: IN YOUUU AND IIIIIII, THERE'S A NEW LAAAAAAND!!!!!!

Roxas: It's okay Sora...I already heard what Sanctuary sounds like. You really don't need to sing it for me. You're doing an awful job anyway...

Sora: Tch fine...why don't you sing it then? You're the one with Jesse McCartney's voice after all...

Roxas: Grrr...dam Square Enix producers!!!

LMAO. I love that one.Now try mine on for size.

*this is after the second kh when everyone goes back to the islands together*

*kairi walks up to selphie*
Kairi: Hey Selphie....?What in the world are you doing?!
Selphie:stupid Wakka and Tidas..
*Selphie holds up sock puppets of the two and makes them kiss*
Selphie: Oh, Wakka! Oh, Tidas!
Kairi:Ookaaay...I'm gonna go to the Islands now...
*Kairi gets to islands and finds sora sitting on the dock with a horrified look on his face*
Sora: yeah
Kairi: Sora... are you okay
Sora:yeah
Kairi:...?
Sora:yeah
Kairi:Sora..*waves hand in front of Sora's face*
*Riku walks up*
Riku: hey Kairi
Kairi:Hey Riku. Um, whats wrong with sora?
Riku: Oh, he's been like that since he saw what Tidas and Wakka are doing
Kairi: speaking of which, what ARE they doing?
Riku:*snickers* Want me to show you?
Kairi: Sure...
*One hour later, after kairi sees what happens*
*kairi are sitting side by side on the dock looking horrified with Riku behind them smirking*
Kairi:Oh
Sora:Yeah
Riku:OH Wakka!
Kairi:Oh
Sora:Yeah
Riku:OH Tidas!
Kairi:Oh
Sora:Yeah
*Wakka and Tidas walk up*
Tidas:What's wrong with them?
*Riku looks at them then starts laughing so hard that he couldn't tell them*
*Tidas and Wakka look at eachother extremely confused*

~Fin~


I kinda forgot the rest, sorry. Here it is:

Tidas: I can't beleive how they got so worked up over a little misunderstanding. You see, Wakka & I created a Ball Game, right?
Tidas: Well, we came up with the idea of playing a strip version of it(kinda like strip poker). Well, they probably mistook the game for something else....
Tidas: Anyway, I would never do that to you, right hun?
*camera pulls out to showo Tidas & Riku side by side, hand in hand, with Wakka in the background*
Riku: Of course, sweety.
*Riku & Tidas start to make out*
Wakka: Okay I'll be going now...

[Jessweeee♪]

much better?

[01 Rin]

just when you thought "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" was the gayest show ever, allong came "Things KH Characters Would Never Say."

lol

[+EvilApple+]

Sora:hey is that Riku?
Donald:Like he cares for you
Goofy:Ahyuk
Riku:*walks up to Sora* can I talk to you alone?
Sora:*blushes* yes Riku!
Riku:I have an confession
Sora:*blushes more* me too
Sora:You go first
Riku:I...........I................ AM IN LOVE WITH WAFFLES AND PANCAKEZ~
Sora:....
Riku:Whats yours?
Sora:Nothing *goes to plot how to get his attention*

*later*

Sora:Oh Riku~~~~
Riku:I have another confesion!
Sora:I hope it isn't about waff-
Riku:I LOVE ROXAS!!
Sora:..............you love my *spoiler*nobodie*sporiler*
Riku:Yea, since KAiri is all up in your grill I chose Roxas over you. Whats your confesion?
Sora:nvm
Demyx pops up
Demyx:Hey Sora! I love you
Sora:I love you too!
Demyx:Let's dance!
Sora and Demyx dance to the FF Choboco song

[01 Rin]

heh this is part 2

Sephiroth: "What is Cloud doing?"
Sora: "Um, clouds?"
Sephiroth: "Really?"
Sora: "He said he was looking for someone."
Sephiroth: "Hm."

Sephiroth flies into the clouds. He sees Cloud and Aerith having a picnic in the clouds. Cloud and Aerith kiss.

Sephiroth: "Do you realize that I was down there?"
Cloud: "No, leave us alone, Sephiroth."
Aerith: "But Cloud, he's a guest!"
Cloud: "......"
Aerith: "Please, Sephiroth, join us."
Sephiroth: "Alright."

Sephiroth joins Aerith and knocks Cloud out of the clouds.

Sephiroth: "You know, Aerith, I never told you how beautiful you look. You look like a gorgeous pony I'd color pink."
Aerith: "Oh Sephiroth, stop!" (blushes)

Aerith forgets about Cloud and falls in love with Sephiroth.

Meanwhile...

Cloud: "Well, I might as well look for someone else to love.."

Cloud looks at Sora and Kairi on their picnic.

Cloud: "Sephiroth stole my pink girlfriend, I have every right to steal Sora's!

*ding* Cloud steals Sora's pink girlfriend!

[Distain]

Sora: So what should we do now?

Donald: I think we should-

Sora: Godamnit! STFU Donald! I can never understand half the :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: that come out of your :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: en mouth!! I mean who evan asked you anyway?! Did I?! Noooo! Did the dumbas* say anything?! Nooooooooo!! So, if you insist on following me around, then do me a favor and shut-the-:skull: :skull: :skull: :skull:-up! (storms off)

(Donald looks up at Goofy)

Donald: He's got a point ya know. You really are a dumbas*

Goofy:.....

[Dynast-Kid]

Seifer:...Vivi...I think...I think I love you...

[01 Rin]

Warning! The following may not be suitable for children under the age of fourteen. Parental guidance is recommended.

Sora: (looking at Kairi) :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

Kairi: (looking at Sora) :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

Riku: (looking at Kairi) :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

Riku leaves the scene.

-----------

Forty-five minutes later, Riku returns to the scene.

Riku: (looking at Sora) :shoot: :frust: :shoot: :frust: :shoot: :frust: :shoot: :frust: :shoot:

Kairi: (staring at Riku) :whaaa: (staring at the eliminated Sora) :whimper:

[Gloc 9]

Sora: So what should we do now?

Donald: I think we should-

Sora: Godamnit! STFU Donald! I can never understand half the :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: that come out of your :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: en mouth!! I mean who evan asked you anyway?! Did I?! Noooo! Did the dumbas* say anything?! Nooooooooo!! So, if you insist on following me around, then do me a favor and shut-the-:skull: :skull: :skull: :skull:-up! (storms off)

(Donald looks up at Goofy)

Donald: He's got a point ya know. You really are a dumbas*

Goofy:.....

Dude that was f en hilarious!

[Tal]

*sigh*

[Dr.M]

2. Sephiroth:What Is Cloud Doing?
Sora:Aerith
(Sephiroth Falls Off Cliff Laughing)


thats still the best! hahahaha, lol:p

[Griff]

I just remembered my personal favourite from a similar thread.

Sora: Hey Cloud, where did you get that awesome cape?
Cloud:I killed that annoying goth guy from my other game and took it.
Sora: Dude!
Cloud...the claw too
Sora: Sweet!

[Jessweeee♪]

XDDDD

Xemnas: I must have....more hearts...
Sora: No way!
Xemnas: I need...candy! *steats Sora's candy*
Sora: HEY!!!
Xemnas: nanananananana i-got your can-dy
Sora: *sniff* :(

[01 Rin]

I just remembered my personal favourite from a similar thread.

Sora: Hey Cloud, where did you get that awesome cape?
Cloud:I killed that annoying goth guy from my other game and took it.
Sora: Dude!
Cloud...the claw too
Sora: Sweet!*thinks* .... .. ........ ........... ..... .... ... ...... ..
................ ..... ....... .. ..... ......

...... ...... ....... ...

........ ............ .................. ...

Oh. NOW I get it!

LOL

[Slicksword45]

A day in the life of Orga. XIII


Xaldin walks in on Demyx watching TV.

Xaldin: That Xenmas guy said you have to go to the underworld.
Demyx: but.... but, i see dead people their.....
Xaldin: You always see dead people!
Demyx: AHHH! DEAD PERSON BEHIND YOU! *Hides behind a chair*
Vexan: I'M NOT DEAD!
Xaldin: See Demyx. it's just Vexan. And he's not dead. not yet atleast....
Vexan: WHAT!!! *Bashes Xaldin with shield*
*Axle walks in with Pizza.*
Axle: I got Pizza. P-I-Z-Z-A. Got it memorized?
Demyx: Can I have some?
Vexan: is it spicy hot again?
Axle: yes. Y-E-S. Got it memorized?
Xaldin: Will you stop that?
Axle: no. it's my catchphrase. C-A-T-C-H-P-H-R-A-S-E. Got it memorized?
Xaldin: could you at least stop spelling things?
Axle: ummmm..... no. N-O. Got it memorized?
*Vexan bashes Axle with Shield.*
Axle: IT'S ON NOW! N-O-W! Got it memorized?
*Vexan and Axle fight*
*Xibar walks in*
Xibar: ugggg... not again.
Demyx: What number are we at now?
Xibar: This is the 73 fight between Vexan and Axle. same thing will happen too.
Xaldin: Yep. Axle will melt Vexan and Vexan will freeze Axle. Now then. Demyx don't you need to go to the underworld?
Demyx: ummm.... eh..... *runs aways*
Xaldin: not again....

/fin

[Distain]

A day in the life of Orga. XIII


Xaldin walks in on Demyx watching TV.

Xaldin: That Xenmas guy said you have to go to the underworld.
Demyx: but.... but, i see dead people their.....
Xaldin: You always see dead people!
Demyx: AHHH! DEAD PERSON BEHIND YOU! *Hides behind a chair*
Vexan: I'M NOT DEAD!
Xaldin: See Demyx. it's just Vexan. And he's not dead. not yet atleast....
Vexan: WHAT!!! *Bashes Xaldin with shield*
*Axle walks in with Pizza.*
Axle: I got Pizza. P-I-Z-Z-A. Got it memorized?
Demyx: Can I have some?
Vexan: is it spicy hot again?
Axle: yes. Y-E-S. Got it memorized?
Xaldin: Will you stop that?
Axle: no. it's my catchphrase. C-A-T-C-H-P-H-R-A-S-E. Got it memorized?
Xaldin: could you at least stop spelling things?
Axle: ummmm..... no. N-O. Got it memorized?
*Vexan bashes Axle with Shield.*
Axle: IT'S ON NOW! N-O-W! Got it memorized?
*Vexan and Axle fight*
*Xibar walks in*
Xibar: ugggg... not again.
Demyx: What number are we at now?
Xibar: This is the 73 fight between Vexan and Axle. same thing will happen too.
Xaldin: Yep. Axle will melt Vexan and Vexan will freeze Axle. Now then. Demyx don't you need to go to the underworld?
Demyx: ummm.... eh..... *runs aways*
Xaldin: not again....

/fin

LOL YES!!

[Slicksword45]

A day in the life of Orga. XIII


Xaldin walks in on Demyx watching TV.

Xaldin: That Xenmas guy said you have to go to the underworld.
Demyx: but.... but, i see dead people their.....
Xaldin: You always see dead people!
Demyx: AHHH! DEAD PERSON BEHIND YOU! *Hides behind a chair*
Vexan: I'M NOT DEAD!
Xaldin: See Demyx. it's just Vexan. And he's not dead. not yet atleast....
Vexan: WHAT!!! *Bashes Xaldin with shield*
*Axle walks in with Pizza.*
Axle: I got Pizza. P-I-Z-Z-A. Got it memorized?
Demyx: Can I have some?
Vexan: is it spicy hot again?
Axle: yes. Y-E-S. Got it memorized?
Xaldin: Will you stop that?
Axle: no. it's my catchphrase. C-A-T-C-H-P-H-R-A-S-E. Got it memorized?
Xaldin: could you at least stop spelling things?
Axle: ummmm..... no. N-O. Got it memorized?
*Vexan bashes Axle with Shield.*
Axle: IT'S ON NOW! N-O-W! Got it memorized?
*Vexan and Axle fight*
*Xibar walks in*
Xibar: ugggg... not again.
Demyx: What number are we at now?
Xibar: This is the 73 fight between Vexan and Axle. same thing will happen too.
Xaldin: Yep. Axle will melt Vexan and Vexan will freeze Axle. Now then. Demyx don't you need to go to the underworld?
Demyx: ummm.... eh..... *runs aways*
Xaldin: not again....

/fin

LOL YES!!

hurray! someone liked it! I-T. Got it memorized?

Edit: Thought I would bring this up http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=195

[+EvilApple+]

what if Demyx forgot his lines...........


Demyx: DANCE SORA DANCE
Sora:*in a dark corner looking a Demyx shaking*uh....................how about no

[Dr.M]

kairi:my friend thinks your hot...
*cloud looks over her sholder to see goofy winking in a flirting manner*
*cloud winks back*
*goofy faints*
aerith:CLOUD!
*cloud looks behind him and sees aerith with her arms on the hips looking furious*
cloud:i have to give the fans what they want aerith
*still not pleased with his reply she crosses her arms and one eyebrow gose up*
*cloud moves closer to aerith in a sly "im sexy and captivating" way
*cloud kisses aerith*
*kairi gose over to goofy and revives him with a potion*
*goofy sees aerith and cloud kissing*
goofy:i thought you loved me!
*goofy faints again*

[Slicksword45]

Another Day in the life of Orga. XIII

Demyx: You know i'm right.
Axle: No. you'r wrong. W-R-O-N-G. Got it memorized?
Demyx: No i'm right!
Axle: No I am! A-M. Got it memorized?
*Saix walks in*
Saix: What are you fighting about now.
Demyx: witch FF is the best. I think it's FFIX
Axle: And I know it's FFVIII. F-F-V-I-I-I. Got it memorized?
Demyx: FFIX
Axle: FFVIII. F-F-V-I-I-I. Got it memorized?
Saix: Guys Guys.... we all know FFVII is the best.
*Zexion walks in*
Zexion: Cmon FFVI is the best. Infact, Xenmas will prove it.
*Everyone walks into Xenmas's room. Xenmas is playing a videogame.*
Demyx: What'ca playing?
Xenmas: FFI
Axle: EWWW!!! IT'S 8-BIT!! 8-B-I-T! Got it memorized?
Xenmas: Cmon, It's not that bad.
Saix: Yes it is! they don't even move to the other side of the field! unlike in FFVII were they do.
Demyx: And they can't trance!
Axle: So? Limit was soooooooooo much cooler! C-O-O-L-E-R! Got it memorized?
Zexion: Limit's and trance just make the game easyer. true pros don't need it.
Xenmas: Thats enough!! All of you leave before I kill you!
Demyx: AHHHH!!! DON'T HURT ME!!!
*Demyx dissapears*
Zexion: ummmm.... ehh.... *Dissapears*
Saix: Yes Glorious leader *Dissapears*
Axle: ...
Xenmas: ...
Axle ...
Xenmas: ...
Axle: Fine i'll leave. L-E-A-V-E. Got it memor--
Xenmas: YES I GOT IT FREAKING MEMORIZED JUST LEAVE!!!!
*Axle dissapers*
Xenmas: finally.
*Demyx reapeares"
Demyx: FFIX rocks! *dissapears*
*Xenmas gets mad and bashes his NES with his lightsaber then sees what he did.*
Xenmas: FFI! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*One room below*
*Marluxia bashes his cealing with the back end of his scythe*
Marluxia: SHUT UP XENMAS! I'M TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP AFTER PLAYING FFXI FOR 37hr!!!!!!!!

/Fin. F-I-N. Got it memorized? :greenie:

[Kurui]

Sora: :whaaa:. . . I see dead people . . .

Me: :shifty:

[Ozmoid]

Sora: where's ansm this time?
Donald:You don't wanna know...
Goofy: He's on the small world.
Sora: And where's that?
Goofy: After everything has dissapeared.
Sora: NO! IT CAN'T BE!
Donald: I'm sorry sora, but it's a small world after all...

[Marluxiaswife]

Sora: Leon looks cool! :)
Donald: Yeah i wish he was in our family! :greenie:
Goofy: I know lets kindnap him! :D

*Donald uses the magic to stop Leon, then Sora Donald and Goofy kidnap him*

*leon wakes up*

Leon:Where am i?

Sora: Your Home Leon! :D

Leon: O.o *screams and trys geting out the house*

Donald: There is no esape Leon your locked in with us!

*so leon walks around seeing what sora,donald and goofy do when the have free time, frist he when were sora was and saw sora on the computer looking at someone making faces, then when were goofy was and heard him listening to music, then to donald he was playing a video game and yelling*

Leon: Why is everyone here so crazy?

*then donald used that spell to freaze Leon again, sora,donald and goofy then picked hair of his tummy* :D
*but the door bell rang so donald when to the door and opened it he saw someone far away walking*

Donald: There's no one there?
*when Cloud jump infront of the door, Donald closed the door in his face*
*but cloud broke the door down with his sword and came to where the four were*

*when cloud saw what they were doing he got mad :mad2: *

Goofy: Oh!... Gosh!!!.... Here's a Lemon for you!
*goofy threw a lemon at Cloud, and Sora, Donald and Goofy Ran into another room*

Sora: We can't get out!
Donald: What are we going to do?
Sora:*thinks* I know lets jump out the window!
Donald: right!,*but then donald thinks*
*Sora and Goofy when they were runing ran over Donald, then he screamed*

Goofy: Oh Sorry Donald... :greenie:
Donald: :mad:

*but then Cloud came in the room and Sora,Donald and Goofy jumped out the window, screaming, while Cloud followed*

What will Happen Next? :D

[Ozmoid]

Donald:Wel sora, this is the cars world.
Sora: what's with all the disney?
Donald:hmmm?
Sora: i mean...how come every world is so f*ing gay?
Donald:...not every world...
SOra: ohh come on! In the last game we beat the last boss, the candy stealer, in gumdrop forest. Th eonly thing gayer than that, without incorporating more ff characters, like seymour, would be a mile long mano a...
Donald: ...mano orgy, yeah yeah we get it. stop saying that!

[Jus_like_Rikku!!]

Sora (scared): "Do you want to know a secret?"
Donald and Goofy: "Huh?"
Sora: "... I see dead Heartless!"


Ohh...! LOL! i get that one! because Haley Joel Osment is the voice actor for Sora, and Haley says that in one pf his movies :D :P good job though!

[01 Rin]

Sora (scared): "Do you want to know a secret?"
Donald and Goofy: "Huh?"
Sora: "... I see dead Heartless!"


Ohh...! LOL! i get that one! because Haley Joel Osment is the voice actor for Sora, and Haley says that in one pf his movies :D :P good job though!LOL

Sora: Hey, Jasmine.
Jasmine: Hello, Sora.
Sora: So what happened with you and Hub?*
Jasmine: *all nervous* Um, uh, I don't know what you're talking about!
Aladdin: Hey, guys! Whatcha talkin' about?
Jasmine: *all blushed*
Nala: Hi. I want you to meet my aunt: Jasmine. She likes corn.*
Sora: JASMINE!!! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!
Lion Jasmine and Sora run towards each other in slow motion while soft, pretty music plays in the backround.
Human Jasmine, Nala, and Aladdin: :confused:

*So if you don't really understand, I'm sorry... if you do: YIPPEE! Hint: it has to do with another movie. If you still do not know it yet then highlite the spoiler (includes description and movie) below.
Jasmine and Hub are lovers in another movie that Haley Joel Osment stars in: Secondhand Lions. In this movie, Hub (Robert Duvall) is one of Walter's (Haley Joel Osment) uncles so Jasmine was in Hub's younger past. The man who told the stories of Hub's past was Garth (Michael Caine), who is Walter's other uncle.
As far as the "She likes corn" thing, Walter gets a pet lion (old female) and eventually, she escapes her crate and runs in the field of corn nearby. "It's the closest thing to a jungle she's got," Hub says.
Again, you'd have to see the movie to understand it. It's a good movie so I recommend it.

[K. H. Kid]

(Before the Sephiroth fight)
Sephiroth:This is the end for you Sora
Sora:Show me what you got
Aerith: Wait! I'm sure we can work this out!
Sephiroth:Wait a minute, didn't I already kill you?
Sora:No Sephiroth, that was in FFVII, not KH2
Sephiroth:So I didn't kill her?
Sora:Techinally no but you can go ahead if you want. I can wait
Aerith:What is all this talk about killing me. Cloud! Sephiroth wants to kill me again.
Cloud:Let him. The world is much better without you
Aerith:How could you say that! I thought we were in love
Sora:How'd this go from me and Sephiroth to you two?
Aerith:Shut up Sora! Nobody asked you!
Sephiroth:Look this is getting repeative. Could I just kill her to get over with?
Sora:Yep
Donald:Sure
Goofy:Go ahead
Cloud:Knock yourself out. And don't forget to have fun
Aerith:I hate you guys

[01 Rin]

(Before the Sephiroth fight)
Sephiroth:This is the end for you Sora
Sora:Show me what you got
Aerith: Wait! I'm sure we can work this out!
Sephiroth:Wait a minute, didn't I already kill you?
Sora:No Sephiroth, that was in FFVII, not KH2
Sephiroth:So I didn't kill her?
Sora:Techinally no but you can go ahead if you want. I can wait
Aerith:What is all this talk about killing me. Cloud! Sephiroth wants to kill me again.
Cloud:Let him. The world is much better without you
Aerith:How could you say that! I thought we were in love
Sora:How'd this go from me and Sephiroth to you two?
Aerith:Shut up Sora! Nobody asked you!
Sephiroth:Look this is getting repeative. Could I just kill her to get over with?
Sora:Yep
Donald:Sure
Goofy:Go ahead
Cloud:Knock yourself out. And don't forget to have fun
Aerith:I hate you guysLOL, that's a good one!

The Game

Donald:Um, I raise you a 50.
Sora:You sure? You got a lot right now, I'd be a shame to lose it all.
Donald:DON'T TELL ME HOW TO PLAY POKER!!!
Goofy:So much for a good poker face.
Mickey:*sigh* I call.
Sora:Me too.
Goofy:Who is it?

Sora, Mickey, and Donald fall out of their chairs like they do in anime.. They get up to sit in their chairs.

Donald:It's nobody, Goofy, nObOdY. We're playing poker.
Sora:Yeah, just place your bet and if you win you get all this munny here! *points to current munny, which is 10,000*
Goofy:*eyes the munny* Okey-dokey then, I bet all the munny I have..... 1 million munny!
Sora, Donald, Mickey:*snicker* sucker!
Mickey:Okay, you guys. It's time to see what we got!

they show their cards

Donald:BAM! Three kings!
Mickey:Sorry, Donald. A straight flush beats three-of-a-kind.

Donald stands up and throws his cards to the floor. He jumps up and down, throwing his "Donald-duck fit."

Goofy:Well, gee. Looks like I got nuthin'. *Sora looks at Goofy's cards* Sora, you won, you got many all shapes and all different numbers!
Sora::eep: :eep: Um, Goofy. You got a Royal Flush..... I got nuthin'.

Goofy wins 1 million munny and 10,000 munny!
Donald swears and cusses and throws his fit again.

Sora, Donald, Mickey:..........................

why is my post always long? is that a problem?

[kissgirls]

*:hyper: Sora, :yuck: Donald and :exdee: Goofy Chaging and Dancing*

:jokey: *Cloud peeking at them* :eek:

[No.78]

Donald: I have this horrible feeling that, people just can't take me seriously, you know?

Goofy: I know just what you mean.

Sora: You two don't say the stupidest things! C'mon lets go!

[01 Rin]

Demyx:Oh, man! They picked the wrong guy to do this!
Tifa:Whoo!
Kairi:Alright, baby!
Aerith: .....
Selphie:SHAKE-IT-SHAKE-IT!

You see Demyx in a clown outfit with the girls surrounding him. Funky music plays in the background.

Kairi:Yeeaahh, take it off!
Demyx:*cries, then starts stripping*

[Axel_girl]

Axel:I'm leaving the organization!
Larxene: No Axel Don't!!!!:surprised
Xemnas: Hey! I'm the leader here! I give the commands!
Axel:...Ok! I'm leaving!!!! L-E-A-V-I-N-G, got it memorised?
Larxene: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Plz don't!!! I must confess sth....
Axel:....Well.... What??? W-H-A-T, got it memorised?
Xemnas: (eating pop corn).... keep going....
Larxene: Axel, I love youuuuuu!!!!! :kaolove2:
Axel:And....?
Xemnas: (talking to himself: That could be a great film!) DEMYX, COME HERE NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Demyx: (running) What's up, boss?
Xemnas: I told you NOT to call me that!
Demyx:Sorry, boss.... You wanted sth?
Xemnas: :hot: ... Whatever! Play something romantic... NOW!

Back to Axel and Larxene
Axel: HEY! Are you going to say anything else or not..?!! N-O-T, got it memorised?
Larxene:.....I.....am.... well... pre-.... PREGNANT!!!!
Axel:WHAAAAAAAAT????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Larxene:P-R-E-G-N-A-N-T! Got it memorised???
Axel: (thinking: Hey! That's my quote!)........
Larxene:So?

In the meantime the whole organisation has gathered up, watching the scene...
Xemnas: LOUDER the music, Demyx! (The popcorn is tastefull, or that movie could win ALL the OSCARS????)
Demyx:Ok, boss!!! (OMG it's so touching... :kaobeg2: Axel will become a father... I WANT, TOO!)
Xemnas ::hot:
Axel:Well... Then.... I.... guess... that... (singing) I WILL BECOME A FATHER! I WILL BECOME A FATHER! I WILL BECOME A FATHER! I WILL BECOME A FATHER! F-A-T-H-E-R, Got it memorised????? Got it memorised????? Got it memorised?????
Larxene:........... (Why did I tell him?....?)

Riku and Sora break in….!
Sora: Where’s Kairi??????
Riku: We know that she’s here!!!
Sora: That Axel, kidnapped her!!!!!

Noone notice them….
Sora: Riku?
Riku: Yeah…
Sora: Do you see, what I see?
Riku: I think…. So….

Axel is down on his knees, rubbing Larxene’s belly…
Axel: Sora! Riku! Welcome, my friends!
Sora: Are you serious….?
Riku: We are ENEMIES, you know….
Axel: That’s past! Join my happiness! (singing) I WILL BECOME A FATHER! I WILL BECOME A FATHER! I WILL BECOME A FATHER! I WILL BECOME A FATHER!!!!!!!!!!
Sora, Riku: Hah????

Axel goes to Larxene…
Axel: (Very serious) We have to decide for something…
Larxene: Ok… What?
Axel: We have to decide on a name for our kid…
Larxene: I suggest…
Axel: Brilliant idea!!!
Larxene: !!!!!!!!??????!!!!!!
Axel: If it’s a boy Oxilver and if it’s a girl Xafy! Really bRRRRRilliant idea!
Larxene: Oxilver???? What kind of name is that?
Axel: An excellent one!
Larxene: I don’t like it!
Axel: I don’t care! I like it! Otherwise I’m leaving!!!!!!!
Larxene: ….. ok….. (Oxilver….? Whatever… Poor child….)
Xemnas: (singing) I LIKE IT! I LIKE IT! I LIKE IT! I LIKE IT! I LIKE IT! I LIKE IT! I LIKE IT! If I sell this scenario to Hollywood, I’ll get rich! Really rich! I won’t have to gather hearts, anymore!
Demyx: Can I stop playing now, boss?
Xemnas: I swear to God that if you call me boss again, I'll kill you!!!! Keep playing!
Demyx: Ok.... Sorry............. boss!
Xemnas: :hot: ......

While Xemnas is driven mad by Demyx, Kairi smashes the door...
Sora: Kairi!!! (running towards her)
Kairi: I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Sora: Me too! (really happy!)
Kairi: Axel, I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (She ignores Sora and falls into Axel's hug!)
Sora:What???? :whimper: :whimper: :whimper:
Axel: Hah?
Kairi: From the first time I saw you, I felt sth in my stomach....
Sora: Please, let it be that she was hungry......
Kairi: I think I'm in love with you!!!!!!
Axel: Hah??? What's wrong with you people?????
Sora: Kairi!!!
Kairi: Shut up, you idiot! Don't you see that I'm talking with Axel???
Sora: :whimper: :crying2: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: Riku.... say something....
Riku: I won't tell that I told you, but I did!
Sora: Nice friend... :whimper: :crying2: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: Thanks a lot....
Axel: I know that I'm the most handsome guy in the whole planet (or the universe maybe???)... And you Kairi, are very beautifull, too.... I think, I can't resist....
Kairi: I knew it! Kiss me!
Sora: :whimper: :crying2: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying:
Riku: :screwy:
Larxene: :hot: :frust:
Axel: Ok, baby! B-A-B-Y, got it memorised? (Axel gives sloppy kisses to Kairi)
Riku: :barf: :barf: :barf:
Larxene: I'm sick of all these nonsense! Axel? I'm not pregnant! I told that so you wouldn't leave, but now I don't care!!! GO TO HELL WITH YOUR KAIRI!!!!:hot: :hot: :hot:
Axel: OHHHH! I forgot the baby.... WHAT????????????????? :sad: :sad: :crying: :crying: (faints...)
Larxene: AXEL??? MY AXEL???? Are you okay? (Kairi comes close) And you Kairi, GET AWAY:kaofight: !!!! Axel....? I lied.... I was kidding.... Of course I am pregnant! Open your eyes, now! Your beautiful emerald green eyes... PLEASEEEEEEE! AXEL......... If I tell you that there is a 99,9% possibility for our child to have the same red spiky hair, would you STAND UP NOW?????
Axel: What???? Really!!!! Larxene? My Larxene, I LOVE YOU!!!! Kairi means nothing to me! I swear to God....
Kairi: :whimper: :crying2: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: Sora? I love YOU!
Sora: :kaoupset: I don't, now!!!!
Riku::kaolaugh: :kaolaugh: :kaolaugh:
Kairi::kaobeg: :kaocry: :kaocry: :kaobeg2: :kaobeg2:
Sora: Oh, plz don't look at me like that....
Kairi: :kaobeg2: :kaobeg2: :kaobeg2: :kaobeg2:
Sora: Ok, ok, ok.... I love you, too!:lovers: :kiss:
Kairi: (thinking: yes! I found someone to spend my time! :hourglas: ):kaoclove:

And in the end....
Axel: Larxene, will you marry me????
Larxene: Yes! YES! YES!
Axel: I love you!
Larxene: Me too!
Axel: I love Oxilver, too!
Larxene: (Here we go again.....)
THE END
Xemnas: It couldn't be better!!!!! I'M RICH! I'M RICH! I'M RICH! I'M RICH! I'M RICH! I'M RICH! Hollywood, here I come!!!!!!! :hyper: :hahaha: :kaocheer: :kaohappy2 Demyx, bring beers to celebrate! This film will be the best ever!!! I'll be famous! I'll get all the OSCARS :ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie: and maybe the SCENARIO-NOBEL,too!!!!
Demyx: I'm playing the guitar, I can't go for beers, boss!
Xemnas: Bring them NOW or you are DEAD!!!!!
Demyx: Ok, without "boss"!!!
Xemnas: (after Demyx brought the beers) Cheers :beer: :beer: !!!!

Cast: Axel, Xemnas, Larxene, Demyx, Riku, Sora, Kairi and... THE BABY!!!!

[master axel]

kari:sora your hot:D :D

[Angie_Leonhart]

(After Namine and Kairi escape the prison in Organisation's hideout and find Riku.)

Namine:You can take it from Here... Riku..
Kairi: What!?!? :eek: Riku!?!?! :eek: You were Here all Along and didn't cross your mind to save me?!?!?!
Riku: But.. I was...
Kairi: Excuses!!! (Riku::kaoupset: ) Sora Travelled all these Disney Worlds twice to save me (Riku: thinking...:kaofight2: ) and you were here and didn't even tried!!!
Riku: Enough!!! :kaoangry:Wait for Sora! :hot: I'm leaving! :hot: (To himself ->Though I doubt we will stand staying with you more than I did...)

(During their talk)

Namine::kaolaugh: :kaolaugh:

Riku Leaves

Namine: Very bright :tonberry: Kairi! :mad: How are we going to leave now???:mad:





(Hope you liked it... My first message in this forum...)

[Ozmoid]

Riku: If i grow my hair reeealy long, i can cosplay as sephiroth! Then people will think i'm cool![Sorry to all cosplayers out there, but i just think it's stupid for over 13's]

Seifer: We are the discplinary commitee! Raijin, Fuijin and,for no apparent reason, Vivi, form the better game that followed ours!

Sora: Cloud! Sephiroth has returned to life, for a 4th/5th time!
Cloud: That's it! if i can't kill him with several hundred sword wounds, i'll have to do this old skool!
Sora: Then...can i..
Cloud: No, i already said donald could be the DM.

[Aeondo]

Sora: FINALLY! I got 10 thousand munny! flippen sweet!
Goofy:Hey, Sora, look what I got
shoves a pile of elven bandanas at sora
Sora: Goofy....how much did this cost?
Goofy:uhhh Gwarsh maybe about 9000
Sora:goofy you frikin idiot. I can synthesize 1000 divine bandanas for free
sora is now in final form for the first time with a murdurous look in his eye. Sora charges and in 10 seconds flat goofy is unconsous,with stars floating above his head
Donald:Sora!!! SCREW YOU!!! Ive been wanting to levitate for years now and with a sudden flash of light,its impossible for you to touch the ground for the next 5 min!?!?!
I narrorate alot here goes-donald and sora argue over this sudden mishap and they hear "here we go" they look and goofy is now consious again.....donald casts blizzaga and goofy is now encased in a block of ice. Sora hi fives donald and they walk away as if nothing happened

[Jessweeee♪]

XDDDDD

[Crimson]

(during kingdom hearts jus before battle with ansem at the end)

Ansem: Kingdom hearts...return to fartness

SDG: Wha???

Director: CUT!

*director walks in and shoots ansem*

Director: /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gifin union actors

Riku: whos gonna play ansem now???

*director shoots riku too*

Sora: now whos gonna play riku?!

Director: ahhhh we dont need a riku (since square are asking me too much money to use the name of that rikku girl for our riku :mad2:)

Director: anyways....

*at kingdom hearts try outs for the part of ansem*

Zell: so you have come all this way and u still do not get it- thats not right is it :confused:

Director: NEXT!

Kefka: i have joined with the darkness- oh now thats just gross!

Director: NEXT!

Quina: ahem, ive come to see the door to this world

Director: /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif it, youll do

[Frozen Phantom]

(some time during KH1-2 (i dont care and it doesnt matter))

Sora: hey donald
donald: yeah?
Sora: its werid thats theres soo many heartless i mean come on is everyone in this world evil...
Donald: well if everyone had the IQ to vote accept kind mickey as our king, i guess the world really is full of evil

*meanwhile at disney castle*

mickey:*sitting on lazy-boy and drinking a beer*
*royal guard enters room*
royal guard:sire a large number of heartless are heading towards the castle...what is your plan of action
mickey: ugh....can you ask me this after the game...just get sora to do it.
royal guard: *cough*jackass*cough*
mickey: i heard that....
royal guard: gulp

*back at sora and the others*

sora:yep....the worlds really are full of dumbasses and villans

(i know it sucks....its like 2am and i had an idea....WTF ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT CHAINSAW...AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

*we are experencing techincal difficulties*

(*covered in flesh wounds and blood* ugh....im done for tonight...next time im bring a f**king ak-47)

[Frozen Phantom]

srry for the double post,I wont be able to get on for awhile and i thought of a really good one.(-50 points for DP)

(KH2 right before Seph battle)

Sephiroth:what is cloud doing
*Tifa walk over*
Tifa:himself
*Sora and Sephiroth fall off cliff laughing*

[Griff]

Tron: You are a good user.
Sora: Are you kidding? The only time I've ever gone near a computer before now is to download porn...

[Crimson]

sora: stupid computer!
*starts bashing it*
computer: stupid retard!
*computer kicks sora in the balls

[_yeojina_]

Sora: Kairi?

Kairi: Yes?

Sora: You do realise that I'm stuck with all this fanmail...

Kairi: Yes, so?

Sora: Help me sort it out, dammit.

Kairi: No.

Sora: I'll give you a kiss, a hug and a Moogle Plushie.

Kairi: Deal.

Sora: Actually, forget it. I have an easier way.

Sora then casts Firaga on all his mail.

Kairi: ...Can I still have my--

Sora: No.

Kairi: Please?

Sora: No.

Kairi: If you don't...

Sora: You'll be with Riku?

Kairi: Yes.

Sora: ...:eek:

[01 Rin]

lol

Sora: Hey. Riku?

Riku: Yeah? What?

Sora: *stares at Riku*

Riku: *stares at Sora*

Sora: Why are you wearing a pink tutu?

Riku: I'm trying out for the Nutcracker.

[ShadowArk]

Sepheroth: "You three"

*He turns around*

Sepheroth: "Do you think these wings make me look fat?":kaolaugh:

[master axel]

saix:goodbye crul wrold {dies:eek: }

[finaloblivion]

(when Sora, Riku and Kairi are reunited in Castle Oblivion)
Sora: Riku? Is that really you?
Kairi: Uh...Sora......I'm here too ya know!
Sora: (pushes Kaira onto the ground) Riku it really is you! Wait hold on...
(Sora cups Xehanorts/Riku's balls right quick)
Riku: hmmmmm.....
Kairi: Holy /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif!!! Why couldn't i see it before? (pukes)
Sora: oooohh yea, i know these balls...

[leader of mortals]

lol errr heres mine

Axel: hey Sora I hate Roxas
Sora:Wha
*Roxas rips himself out of sora*
*Sora is dead so he reloads*
Axel: YES!!!!!!!!!!! Your here!!!!!! IT WORKED!!!!!!!!!!!
*Roxas kills Axel*
*Sora finally reloads*
Sora: I`ll kill you!!!
Roxas: I will just reload
Sora Damn
*Roxas and Sora fight for 100 hours and they keep on reloading*
Sora: Dang
Roxas: Dang
*PS2 is shut off*
Roxas and Sora: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Jessweeee♪]

lol errr heres mine

Axel: hey Sora I hate Roxas
Sora:Wha
*Roxas rips himself out of sora*
*Sora is dead so he reloads*
Axel: YES!!!!!!!!!!! Your here!!!!!! IT WORKED!!!!!!!!!!!
*Roxas kills Axel*
*Sora finally reloads*
Sora: I`ll kill you!!!
Roxas: I will just reload
Sora Damn
*Roxas and Sora fight for 100 hours and they keep on reloading*
Sora: Dang
Roxas: Dang
*PS2 is shut off*
Roxas and Sora: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I loled and loled :D

[leader of mortals]

yay im popular!!!

anyway i have another

This takes place in KH2

*Cloud is walking down to traverse town*
Cloud: Where the /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif is everybody
*he goes to cid`s accesory shop*
Cloud: Where are they!!!!!!!
*goes out and goes to merlin`s house*
Cloud: Damnit!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Cloud walks out and finds 50 million heartless*
Cloud:eek: now im mad
*pulls out his sword only to find a fish*
Cloud: DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:trout: :trout: :trout:
*his fish gets eaten so org.13 accidently throws the stick at cloud instead of Roxas*
Cloud:wtf!!!!
:twak: :twak: :twak: :twak: :twak: :twak:

[Axel21]

Cloud: I want you to stay here.
Aeris: So that I won't be there when you disappear again?
Cloud: Look who's talking!! You were the one who died!!!

[leader of mortals]

lol

anyways heres mine

Sephiroth: I love pink and fragrent flowers
*Sephiroth chasing aerith with his sword*
Aerith: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sephiroth: But i like them better dead

[Axel21]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: cool!

Here's another:
Axel (to Marluxia): Who the Hell are you, the Grim Reaper's homosexual cousin?
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i263/tifa-valentine/ururuy.jpg

:moomba: :moomba: No offense :moomba: :moomba:

[Xaldin_XIII]

hahahahaha nice.

Riku to Sora: Lets do it right here right now. (hes not talkin bout fighting)

[Jessweeee♪]

Nice caption :P
(I've bee RPing too much, I almost typed OOC before that)

[Brennan]

*When Kairi and Namine are stuck on the world that never was*
Namine:*thinks, then pulls red bottle out of little pouch*
Kairi: :mad: How the hell can you drink beer in this situation?!
Namine:*Sprouts wings* Because it's Redbull!!! :)
Kairi:Why didn't you think of this before?!
Namine: I'm just a natural blond... I'm slow.
Kairi::mad2: :mad2: :mad2:

[Jessweeee♪]

*When Kairi and Namine are stuck on the world that never was*
Namine:*thinks, then pulls red bottle out of little pouch*
Kairi: :mad: How the hell can you drink beer in this situation?!
Namine:*Sprouts wings* Because it's Redbull!!! :)
Kairi:Why didn't you think of this before?!
Namine: I'm just a natural blond... I'm slow.
Kairi::mad2: :mad2: :mad2:

Red Bull Gives You Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings!!!!
XD

[leader of mortals]

Sora: Hi Kairi
Kairi: Hi Sora
Riku: Hi Kairi, Hi Sora
Sora and Kairi: Hi Riku
Goofy: Hi Sora, Hi Kairi, Hi Riku
Donald: Hi Sora, Hi Kairi, Hi Riku, Hi Goofy
Tidus: Hi Sora, Hi Kairi, Hi Riku, Hi Goofy, Hi Donald
Wakka: Hi Sora, Hi Kairi, Hi Riku, Hi Goofy, Hi Donald, Hi Tidus
Selphie: Hi Sora, Hi Kairi, Hi Riku, Hi Goofy, Hi Donald, Hi Tidus, Hi Wakka
*Xemnas comes up*
Xemnas: Bye Sora, Bye Kairi, Bye Riku, Bye Goofy, Bye Donald, Bye Tidus, Bye Wakka, Bye Selphie
*Xemnas kills them all as they are saying hi to eachother*
Marluxia: They couldnt even say "Hi Everyone"
Xemnas: Dang i should have said bye everyone cause now im tired

Meh it sucked

[Axel21]

Namine: Hello! How much is that oven?
Salesman: I'm sorry, madam, but we don't sell to blondes.
Namine: :...Whatever.
(Goes out and dyes hair black)
(A while later...)
Namine: : Hello! How much is that oven?
Salesman: I'm sorry, madam, but we don't sell to blondes.
Namine: :o_O...
(Goes out and dyes hair brown)
(A while later...)
Namine: : Hello! How much is that oven?
Salesman: I'm sorry, madam, but we don't sell to blondes.
Namine: :O_o...(wtf...:confused: )
(Goes out and dyes hair red)
(A while later...)
Namine: : Hello! How much is that oven?
Salesman: I'm sorry, madam, but we don't sell to blondes.
Namine: : Damn! OK, fine! Don't sell to me! But how can you know my hair color?
Salesman: Because this is a television, madam...


PS: No offence:p :p

[Jessweeee♪]

XD
yeah...i've got nothing else to contribute except for a nice exdeeeeee.

[Griff]

Namine: Hello! How much is that oven?
Salesman: I'm sorry, madam, but we don't sell to blondes.
Namine: :...Whatever.
(Goes out and dyes hair black)
(A while later...)
Namine: : Hello! How much is that oven?
Salesman: I'm sorry, madam, but we don't sell to blondes.
Namine: :o_O...
(Goes out and dyes hair brown)
(A while later...)
Namine: : Hello! How much is that oven?
Salesman: I'm sorry, madam, but we don't sell to blondes.
Namine: :O_o...(wtf...:confused: )
(Goes out and dyes hair red)
(A while later...)
Namine: : Hello! How much is that oven?
Salesman: I'm sorry, madam, but we don't sell to blondes.
Namine: : Damn! OK, fine! Don't sell to me! But how can you know my hair color?
Salesman: Because this is a television, madam...


PS: No offence:p :p


Meanwhile: Across the road:

Roxas: Excuse me sir. Do you have any more anal deoderant in stock?
Salesman: We don't sell anal deoderant kid.
Roxas: Sure you do. I bought some here last week.
Salesman: Look kid, I have no idea what you're talking about.
(Roxas runs home and brings back the case)
Salesman: This is regular deoderant.
Roxas: No it isn't, look at the instructions at the back. "To apply, push up rear."

[yojimbosoul]

Donald: It's the keyhole, Sora, seal it with the Keyblade!
Sora: Oh, I left that at home
Donald: You left what at home?
Sora: the key-ey, bladey thingy
Donald: Wha? Why would you do that?
Sora: So I could carry the cupcake *begins devouring cupcake*
Donald: Dang! We have to find a way to seal it.
*Sora starts crying*
Donald: It's okay, there's nothing to cry about.
Sora *sniff* I miss my cupcake.


This is so funny!!!!! ( and cute )

[Brennan]

Roxas: :confused: WTF?!
Hayner: Why do you kep talking to me if you didn't earn enough mummy?
Roxas: Damn X button's broken.

*When Roxas accadintaly throws the stick and it hits Riku*
Riku: What u do that for?!?!
Roxas: I'm sorry!!!
Riku::shifty: *looking to see if nones around* :twak: :twak: :twak: :twak: :twak: :twak: :twak:
Roxas: *Selects headband option* :simon: WHY DID I THROW THAT DAMN STICK?!?! Oh yeah the X button's broken. Owowowowowowowowowowow.

[Twilight Edge]

*When Kairi and Namine are stuck on the world that never was*
Namine:*thinks, then pulls red bottle out of little pouch*
Kairi: :mad: How the hell can you drink beer in this situation?!
Namine:*Sprouts wings* Because it's Redbull!!! :)
Kairi:Why didn't you think of this before?!
Namine: I'm just a natural blond... I'm slow.
Kairi::mad2: :mad2: :mad2:

Red Bull Gives You Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings!!!!
XD

LOLZ IT'S THE REDBULL GIVES YOU WINGS JOKE!!

You can never hate it.:D

[Dragonface]

*at the cross road*
Sora: Goofy.
Goofy: Yea Sora?
Sora: I never ask but, WHY Donald not wearing any PANTS??
Goofy: I don't know, in fact I never see him wear any pants in my life time.
Sora: Sould we ask him?
Goofy: Yea sure why not.
Sora: DONALD!
Donald: WHAT NOW SORA?!
Sora: Why you don't wear any pants at all?
Donald: I'll tell you two things, One: only wuss wear pants. Two: I'm afrad of them...*look at Sora's shorts and then ran away*
Sora: *:eep:* Goofy.
Goofy: *:eep: * yes Sora?
Sora: When we see the King, remind me to tell him to get Donald to wear some pants.

[leader of mortals]

Sora: I HATE MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Sora commits suicide*
*Sora reloads*
Sora: Damnit!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dragonface]

{At the Porn Shop}
Xemnas: I like to buy these.:p :p :p {Put some Porn DVD on conter}
Shop Keeper: that will be 30 Munnies sir.:) :) :)
Xemnas: Ok.:) :) :) {look for his Munnies for Three Hours} :eek: :eek: :eek:
Xemnas:Can you hold on to them until I pay you?:confused: :confused: :confused:
Shop Keeper: Ok.:eep: :eep: :eep:
{Xemnas left the shop and gone to The World That Never Was, ture to Roxas}
Xemnas: Where are the Munnies?:mad2: :mad2: :mad2:
Roxas: We are broke, and the Bank told us that we owed them 7000000 Munnies and if we don't pay them back by next month, we'll be 'Homeless'.:eep: :eep: :eep:
Xemnas: HOW DID WE GET BROKE IN THE FIRST PLACE?:mad2: :mad2: :mad2:
{Elsewhere in some Caino}
Luxord: If I don't get 90000000 Munnies that I bet on back. Every 'Nobodies' will have my head for sure.:eep: :eep: :eep:

[Dr.M]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: cool!

Here's another:
Axel (to Marluxia): Who the Hell are you, the Grim Reaper's homosexual cousin?
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i263/tifa-valentine/ururuy.jpg

:moomba: :moomba: No offense :moomba: :moomba:

hahaha!:D thats funi!

[leader of mortals]

Dr.M: Thats funi!
Seifer: thats not how you spell funny!!!!!
*Seifer chases Dr.M for hours with Sephiroth`s katana*
Dr.M: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


BTW... Sorry Dr.M lol

[evil cecil]

Another Day in the life of Orga. XIII

Demyx: You know i'm right.
Axle: No. you'r wrong. W-R-O-N-G. Got it memorized?
Demyx: No i'm right!
Axle: No I am! A-M. Got it memorized?
*Saix walks in*
Saix: What are you fighting about now.
Demyx: witch FF is the best. I think it's FFIX
Axle: And I know it's FFVIII. F-F-V-I-I-I. Got it memorized?
Demyx: FFIX
Axle: FFVIII. F-F-V-I-I-I. Got it memorized?
Saix: Guys Guys.... we all know FFVII is the best.
*Zexion walks in*
Zexion: Cmon FFVI is the best. Infact, Xenmas will prove it.
*Everyone walks into Xenmas's room. Xenmas is playing a videogame.*
Demyx: What'ca playing?
Xenmas: FFI
Axle: EWWW!!! IT'S 8-BIT!! 8-B-I-T! Got it memorized?
Xenmas: Cmon, It's not that bad.
Saix: Yes it is! they don't even move to the other side of the field! unlike in FFVII were they do.
Demyx: And they can't trance!
Axle: So? Limit was soooooooooo much cooler! C-O-O-L-E-R! Got it memorized?
Zexion: Limit's and trance just make the game easyer. true pros don't need it.
Xenmas: Thats enough!! All of you leave before I kill you!
Demyx: AHHHH!!! DON'T HURT ME!!!
*Demyx dissapears*
Zexion: ummmm.... ehh.... *Dissapears*
Saix: Yes Glorious leader *Dissapears*
Axle: ...
Xenmas: ...
Axle ...
Xenmas: ...
Axle: Fine i'll leave. L-E-A-V-E. Got it memor--
Xenmas: YES I GOT IT FREAKING MEMORIZED JUST LEAVE!!!!
*Axle dissapers*
Xenmas: finally.
*Demyx reapeares"
Demyx: FFIX rocks! *dissapears*
*Xenmas gets mad and bashes his NES with his lightsaber then sees what he did.*
Xenmas: FFI! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*One room below*
*Marluxia bashes his cealing with the back end of his scythe*
Marluxia: SHUT UP XENMAS! I'M TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP AFTER PLAYING FFXI FOR 37hr!!!!!!!!

/Fin. F-I-N. Got it memorized? :greenie:

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahah make some more..:D hahahaha:D :D :D
heres mine..not so good..anyway i know im not spelling right...
seprirtoh:when i was a kid my mom would read night storys about a pink pony and i would drink my milk with my teddy
sora:*slovly walks away*

[Firo Volondé]

Now I know why Larxene was so bitchy FFXII STILL hasn't been released yet outside (US and Japan):mad2:

[Marluxiaswife]

(Sora,Donald and Goofy handing out papers about tonight, with leon's picture on it)

Sora:MARSHMELLOW UNDERWEAR KING LIVE!!!!!!!!!
Donald points at Leon's picture
Goofy: Get them while there hot!
Donald hit's goofy
Donald:No stupited!, its not food!

[*~Angel Wing~*]

Another Day in the life of Orga. XIII

Demyx: You know i'm right.
Axle: No. you'r wrong. W-R-O-N-G. Got it memorized?
Demyx: No i'm right!
Axle: No I am! A-M. Got it memorized?
*Saix walks in*
Saix: What are you fighting about now.
Demyx: witch FF is the best. I think it's FFIX
Axle: And I know it's FFVIII. F-F-V-I-I-I. Got it memorized?
Demyx: FFIX
Axle: FFVIII. F-F-V-I-I-I. Got it memorized?
Saix: Guys Guys.... we all know FFVII is the best.
*Zexion walks in*
Zexion: Cmon FFVI is the best. Infact, Xenmas will prove it.
*Everyone walks into Xenmas's room. Xenmas is playing a videogame.*
Demyx: What'ca playing?
Xenmas: FFI
Axle: EWWW!!! IT'S 8-BIT!! 8-B-I-T! Got it memorized?
Xenmas: Cmon, It's not that bad.
Saix: Yes it is! they don't even move to the other side of the field! unlike in FFVII were they do.
Demyx: And they can't trance!
Axle: So? Limit was soooooooooo much cooler! C-O-O-L-E-R! Got it memorized?
Zexion: Limit's and trance just make the game easyer. true pros don't need it.
Xenmas: Thats enough!! All of you leave before I kill you!
Demyx: AHHHH!!! DON'T HURT ME!!!
*Demyx dissapears*
Zexion: ummmm.... ehh.... *Dissapears*
Saix: Yes Glorious leader *Dissapears*
Axle: ...
Xenmas: ...
Axle ...
Xenmas: ...
Axle: Fine i'll leave. L-E-A-V-E. Got it memor--
Xenmas: YES I GOT IT FREAKING MEMORIZED JUST LEAVE!!!!
*Axle dissapers*
Xenmas: finally.
*Demyx reapeares"
Demyx: FFIX rocks! *dissapears*
*Xenmas gets mad and bashes his NES with his lightsaber then sees what he did.*
Xenmas: FFI! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*One room below*
*Marluxia bashes his cealing with the back end of his scythe*
Marluxia: SHUT UP XENMAS! I'M TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP AFTER PLAYING FFXI FOR 37hr!!!!!!!!

/Fin. F-I-N. Got it memorized? :greenie:
OMG that was effin hilarious!!! :lol: :kaolaugh:

Axel is my favorite Organization XIII member :love:, and he's right: Final Fantasy VIII is the best!!! :heart: :thumb: :kaohappy2
B-E-S-T. Got it memorized? :D

[leader of mortals]

everyones singing at atlantica, and donald starts singing

Donald: swim this way we`ll dance and we`ll play
Sora: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*ears bleed*
Goofy: *dies*
Ariel: *screams and has her dad kill donald*

[Dragonface]

Riku: "Kairi."
Kairi: "Yes?"
Riku: "Will you marry m..."
Xehanort: "SUCK MY BALLS!!!"
*Kairi kick Riku's 'Balls' and ran off*
Riku::eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Xehanort:"HA HA."

*Later*

Sora: "Kairi."
Kairi: "Yes?"
Sora: "Will you marry m..."
Roxas: "Marry me Naminé."
Kairi: "Did you call me Naminé?"
Sora: "Roxas!!"
Roxas: "What?"

*Later*

Kairi: "Sora, Riku, I got good news and bad news."
Sora&Riku: "Give us the good news first."
Kairi: "I'm getting marry."
Sora: "Ok, so who's the lucky guy?"
Ansem the Wise: "Naminé's her wife."

*Later*

Sora,Riku&Roxas: "YOU'RE GAY???:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: "

OOC: I guess nobody have make more post in this.

*At TWTNW*

Riku: Sora.
Sora: Yes?
Riku: Why Donald not wearing any pant?
Sora: I ask Goofy the same thing, he didn't know, then we ask Donald about that and he just ran when he's look at my pants. If you realy want to know, ask him and then tell King Micky that Donald have to wear some pants.

[leader of mortals]

err i need to bump this because it is a good thread.

Riku: donald i told king mickey to get you to put on some pants
Donald: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Riku: *chases donald with pants*
King mickey: *tackles donald*
Riku: *Puts donald`s pants on*
Donald: *dies*
Riku: so pants were his ultimate weakness
Sora: I knew it!!!

[Jessweeee♪]

Riku: so pants were his ultimate weakness
Sora: I knew it!!!

XD

[Dragonface]

~ In Havoc's Divide ~

Luxord: We'll play a little game.
Sora: I got a bet in mind.
Luxord: Oh realy, do tell.
Sora: If you win, you'll get all of our hearts.
Riku,Kairi,Donald&Goofy: NOOOOOOO.
Luxord: That sound too easy, what happen if I lose?
Sora: You, Axel and Demyx will help us to take down Sephiroth and Xemnas, as well to never take any hearts again.
Luxord: Deal, so what the game?
Sora: Guess what colour Kairi's panties are? Lucky for you I don't know that as well so its a fair bet.
Kairi: WHAT? YOU GOT TO BE...
Luxord: Pink.
Sora: Ok Kairi, bend down.
Kairi: NO! Riku can you tell...
*Riku, Donald and Goofy force Kairi to bend over and show her bear a$$*
*Luxord and Sora had a nose bleed*
Luxord: NO PANTIES????
*Riku's nose bleed, Donald and Goofy gong to puke (They're not human after all), and Kairi got pissed*
Sora: That means, you loss the bet.

~ Later at behind the door of Kingdom Heart ~

Xemnas: Time to die Key Bearers.
Luxord: Pick a card.
Demyx: Dance water dance.
Axel: It time to pay for what you done to Roxas.
Xemnas: WTF?????
Sora: Its Nine of use vs one of you. 11 of us if you also cont Roxas and Naminé. The odds dosen't favor you.
Xemnas: Crap...

[Rikku X-2]

Donald:Goofy what are you doing?
Goofy:I don't know Donald...I just don't know

[Twilight Edge]

One day, Organization XIII and Namine got bored and set up an opera based on an episode of Futurama!

Axel: Look, what do you want?
Xemnas: I WANT MY HANDS BACK! AHAHAHAHA!!
Axel: NEVER! A deal’s a deal, even with a dirty dealer!
Xemnas: Very well, then I’ll take what I want FROM LARXENE.
Larxene: WHOA!*gets dragged on stage*
Xemnas: Larxene has promised me her HAND.
*crowd gasps*
Larxene: Axel you do not understand!
*cue soft music and spotlight*
Larxene: I should’ve revealed I’ve been deafened by Demyx, the shame, the SHAME. But I feared you stopped writing this musical splendor, deception is the curse of my whimsical gender, he gave me mechanical ears. Effective though just a bit garish, in return without shedding a tear, I agreed that I’d give him my HAND.
Xemnas: In marriage.
Larxene: What?
Xemnas: You’ll give me your hand IN MARRIAGE.
Roxas: Is this really happening, or just be in stage?
Zexion: It can’t be real.
Namine: Now that Larxene is encaged.
Larxene: That isn’t what I’ve meant, that isn’t what I’ve signed!
Xemnas: You should’ve checked the wording in my FINE……PRINT.
Larxene: I’ll give you my hand……
Xemnas/Larxene: *low sound*In marriage.
Demyx: The use of words expressing something other than their little real intention……now, THAT, IS, IRONY.
*Lexaeus gets dragged on stage*
Xemnas: I will marry her now, and confine her to tell. How drow, how DROW. Where sticks is a river, and not just a man, to the play our reception if all goes as planned, *demonic music*UNLESS AXEL YOU SURRENDER MY HANDS!
*cue sad music and spotlight*
Axel: Destiny has cheated me, by forcing me to decide upon, the woman that I idolize, or the hands of man I torn upon. Without these hands, I can’t complete the opera that was captivating her. But if I keep them, and she marries him, then he probably won’t…… want me dating her.
*crowd cheers*
Luxord: Grughgggg.
Marluxia: Very well! Encore!
*dramatic music*
Zexion: I can’t believe the devil is so unforgiving.
Vexen: I can’t believe everybody’s just that BELIEVING.
Lexaeus: BY THE POWERS THIS DELINQUENT IN THE STATES OF WHOLE NEW YORK……
*very dramatic music*
Axel: NOOOOOO!*pushes them apart* STOP! TAKE MY HANDS! YOU EVIL……METAL……DORK!!!!*sob*
Xemnas: AHAHAHAH!!!
Larxene: *gasp*
*slash*

FIN.

[Jessweeee♪]

I love futurama!

[*~Angel Wing~*]

~ In Havoc's Divide ~

Luxord: We'll play a little game.
Sora: I got a bet in mind.
Luxord: Oh realy, do tell.
Sora: If you win, you'll get all of our hearts.
Riku,Kairi,Donald&Goofy: NOOOOOOO.
Luxord: That sound too easy, what happen if I lose?
Sora: You, Axel and Demyx will help us to take down Sephiroth and Xemnas, as well to never take any hearts again.
Luxord: Deal, so what the game?
Sora: Guess what colour Kairi's panties are? Lucky for you I don't know that as well so its a fair bet.
Kairi: WHAT? YOU GOT TO BE...
Luxord: Pink.
Sora: Ok Kairi, bend down.
Kairi: NO! Riku can you tell...
*Riku, Donald and Goofy force Kairi to bend over and show her bear a$$*
*Luxord and Sora had a nose bleed*
Luxord: NO PANTIES????
*Riku's nose bleed, Donald and Goofy gong to puke (They're not human after all), and Kairi got pissed*
Sora: That means, you loss the bet.

~ Later at behind the door of Kingdom Heart ~

Xemnas: Time to die Key Bearers.
Luxord: Pick a card.
Demyx: Dance water dance.
Axel: It time to pay for what you done to Roxas.
Xemnas: WTF?????
Sora: Its Nine of use vs one of you. 11 of us if you also cont Roxas and Naminé. The odds dosen't favor you.
Xemnas: Crap...
lol as perverted as it is, you can actually see Kairi's underwear in the game if you play around with the camera. Unfortunately someone showed me, and I know for a fact Kairi's underwear is white. :eep:

[IceAngel]

Lol random Angel Wing!

Futurama rox!

[*~Angel Wing~*]

lol it's true though!!!

[sir helix]

This is set at the end of KHII while Sora and Riku are standed and sitting on the shore...

Riku: Sora, you realize that it will just be you and me for the rest of our lives, right?
Sora: What do you mean? We will get out of here...*long pause* Somehow...
Riku: Get real! Look around you! I do not see any way out.
Sora: *looks around* Good point...

*time passes*

Riku: So you know, we are at that age where we want to...you know...
Sora: Geez Riku, what are you talking about?
Riku: *exasperated sigh* What I mean is, we are standed here to the end of time and we will die virgins...unless...
Sora: Unless?
Riku: *sighs and shakes head* You are hopeless...*looks to Sora and smirks*
Sora: Riku, why are you looking at me like that?
Riku: Shh...*leans towards Sora*
Sora: *blushes*

*scene blacks out to some time later*
wy i never herd of such filth towards the keyblade master
this is just undisneyin

[sir helix]

why did mickey beat the /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif out of minnie?
because she was fucking goofy.

you cant bet the hell out of her for fucking goofy

mickey: no she was fucking GOOFY

[leader of mortals]

*Sora and Kairi and Riku walking by eachother*
Riku: Hi Kairi
Sora: Hi Riku
Riku: DID I TALK TO YOU YOU DUMBASS!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Sora: ..............
Riku: AND NOW YOU ARE /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gifING QUIET!!!!!!!!
Sora: ................
*Riku kills Sora*
Kairi: :eek:
*Kairi justs walks away like she didnt see anything*

Meh it sucked

[Dragonface]

~ In Raccoon City ~

Sora: Um guys...?
Donald&Goofy: WHAT?
Sora: Where are we?
Goofy: I don't know, huk huk huk.
Donald: Yen Sid send us the wrong world, lets...
???: STARS!!!
Sora: What was...that...?
*Sora turn around and look at the one eye Nemesis (From Resident Evil 3), Sora wet his pants and ran away*
Sora: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Nemesis: STARS...?*Bing*KEYBEARER.
*Nemesis ran after Sora. Donald and Goofy are dumbfold.*
Donald: What are we going to do?

[Pathfinder]

mickey(letter):dear gooffy and donald find me the key A.S.A.P!!!!if not i'll fire ur sorry as*ess.....ps-get me a ladder
goofy and donald:crap!!we better find it fast!!
--------------after hours of searching-----------
goofy:IVE FOUND IT!!!!I FOUND THE KEY!!!!WOOT!!
donald:great....now we gotta find de stupid ladder................
----------------after a couple of hours--------------
donald & goofy:we found it!!we report to the king at once!!
-----------soon------------
sora:hey guys....what took so long??
mickey:yea WTF took so long??!!
donald&goofy:well....it wasnt an easy task your majesty....
sora:well...u guys took so long to find de bathroom key n a ladder...so i just gave de king a bottle to piss in....
mickey:u idiots are FIRED!!!why did they make these doors so frickin big anyway?

[Dragonface]

~ In Raccoon City ~

Sora: Um guys...?
Donald&Goofy: WHAT?
Sora: Where are we?
Goofy: I don't know, huk huk huk.
Donald: Yen Sid send us the wrong world, lets...
???: STARS!!!
Sora: What was...that...?
*Sora turn around and look at the one eye Nemesis (From Resident Evil 3), Sora wet his pants and ran away*
Sora: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Nemesis: STARS...?*Bing*KEYBEARER.
*Nemesis ran after Sora. Donald and Goofy are dumbfold.*
Donald: What are we going to do?

...And our four heroes Sora, Donald, Goofy and their new friend (or pet?) Nemesis still going to where Yen Sid send them (for a second time).

~ In Silent Hill ~

Sora: Ummm...
Donald: I DON'T KNOW SORA!!!
Goofy: Why not ask Nemesis, he might know where are we.
Nemesis: *Growled* SILENT HILL *Growled*
Sora: So he does know WHERE are we...wait a second...*Look at the map (thought no idea how got in the first place)* GOD DAMN IT!!!! WRONG PLACE AGAIN!!!!
*James (From Silent Hill 2) ran and found our heroes*
James: Hay guy. Have you see my wife, Mary.
Donald: THAT #### (F#@$IN)'IN YEN A$$ SID H@!$, I'LL KILL HIM!!!!!!!!

[Edge7]

I love futurama!

I can't think of anything right now, but these are all funny

[qwertysaur]

~ In Raccoon City ~

Sora: Um guys...?
Donald&Goofy: WHAT?
Sora: Where are we?
Goofy: I don't know, huk huk huk.
Donald: Yen Sid send us the wrong world, lets...
???: STARS!!!
Sora: What was...that...?
*Sora turn around and look at the one eye Nemesis (From Resident Evil 3), Sora wet his pants and ran away*
Sora: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Nemesis: STARS...?*Bing*KEYBEARER.
*Nemesis ran after Sora. Donald and Goofy are dumbfold.*
Donald: What are we going to do?

...And our four heroes Sora, Donald, Goofy and their new friend (or pet?) Nemesis still going to where Yen Sid send them (for a second time).

~ In Silent Hill ~

Sora: Ummm...
Donald: I DON'T KNOW SORA!!!
Goofy: Why not ask Nemesis, he might know where are we.
Nemesis: *Growled* SILENT HILL *Growled*
Sora: So he does know WHERE are we...wait a second...*Look at the map (thought no idea how got in the first place)* GOD DAMN IT!!!! WRONG PLACE AGAIN!!!!
*James (From Silent Hill 2) ran and found our heroes*
James: Hay guy. Have you see my wife, Mary.
Donald: THAT ####'IN YEN A$$ SID H@!$, I'LL KILL HIM!!!!!!!!

Still much later in a third world( a random forest)

Sora: Where are we now???
Goofy: Ahyuck, I dunno.
Sora: That doen't help at all.
Donald: Well we better be in the right place or I'm using Fla...
???: BELIVE IT!!!!
All: WTF???:confused:
*Naruto leaps out of Bush*
Naruto Belive it :D ( Repeats for several hours)
Nemisis: PEST:rolleyes2
Goofy: Look out a heartless
*A shadow enters the keyhole*
Sora: uhh, bye
*Sora and co enter Gummi ship*
Naruto: Belive it Belive it Belive it Belive it Belive it Belive it Belive it Belive it (world dissapears)
Donald: QWAAAK YEN SID!!!!!!:mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2:

[Jessweeee♪]

:exdee: :spin: :bounce:

[Dragonface]

~ In Raccoon City ~

Sora: Um guys...?
Donald&Goofy: WHAT?
Sora: Where are we?
Goofy: I don't know, huk huk huk.
Donald: Yen Sid send us the wrong world, lets...
???: STARS!!!
Sora: What was...that...?
*Sora turn around and look at the one eye Nemesis (From Resident Evil 3), Sora wet his pants and ran away*
Sora: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Nemesis: STARS...?*Bing*KEYBEARER.
*Nemesis ran after Sora. Donald and Goofy are dumbfold.*
Donald: What are we going to do?

...And our four heroes Sora, Donald, Goofy and their new friend (or pet?) Nemesis still going to where Yen Sid send them (for a second time).

~ In Silent Hill ~

Sora: Ummm...
Donald: I DON'T KNOW SORA!!!
Goofy: Why not ask Nemesis, he might know where are we.
Nemesis: *Growled* SILENT HILL *Growled*
Sora: So he does know WHERE are we...wait a second...*Look at the map (thought no idea how got in the first place)* GOD DAMN IT!!!! WRONG PLACE AGAIN!!!!
*James (From Silent Hill 2) ran and found our heroes*
James: Hay guy. Have you see my wife, Mary.
Donald: THAT ####'IN YEN A$$ SID H@!$, I'LL KILL HIM!!!!!!!!

Still much later in a third world( a random forest)

Sora: Where are we now???
Goofy: Ahyuck, I dunno.
Sora: That doen't help at all.
Donald: Well we better be in the right place or I'm using Fla...
???: BELIVE IT!!!!
All: WTF???:confused:
*Naruto leaps out of Bush*
Naruto Belive it :D ( Repeats for several hours)
Nemisis: PEST:rolleyes2
Goofy: Look out a heartless
*A shadow enters the keyhole*
Sora: uhh, bye
*Sora and co enter Gummi ship*
Naruto: Belive it Belive it Belive it Belive it Belive it Belive it Belive it Belive it (world dissapears)
Donald: QWAAAK YEN SID!!!!!!:mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2:

...As our five heroes (Yes James just tag along)...

~ On Halo ~

James: Are we there yet?
Goofy: NO!!!!!!!
{Repete for hours}
Donald: YOU TWO JUST STFU!!!!!
Sora: Where are we?
Nemesis: Ha...
Sora: I KNOW, I KNOW!!!! WE'RE AT HALO!!!!!
*A yellow Bounty Hunter rolled to Sora, stand up*
AYBH: Who the heck are you?
Sora: I'm Sora, thats duck is Donald, Dog's Goofy, the man whos pissing goofy of is James, and last is Nemesis. What's yours, sir?
*AYBH took his hemlet and show...is a SHE*
Samus: Its Samus Aran (From Metroid Games) , the BOUNTY HUNTRESS.
*Ding! Samus join team*
{5 secends later}
Sora: Oh boy....
*Ding! Sora learn "Horny Attack"*
*Ding! Samus & Nemesis learn "Twin Rockets"*

[leader of mortals]

*Ding! Sora learn "Horny Attack"*

lol wonder what that attack looks like

[Dragonface]

~ Far, far, far away...just after KH2 ~

Cap. Hook: Hey, where did everyone go?

[cid highwind]

sora: why have i got this keyblade now again

[Gloc 9]

Sora: If i had a dollar for every brain you didnt have...id have 1 dollar!
Goofy: Whats a dollar?
Sora:.......line!
Director:Beats me
Sora:ummm....beating meat...
Sephiroth:hahahhaha *Falls off cliff laughing*

The end
*in reference to my 1st post*

[qwertysaur]

Cloud: Sephiroth, let's just be friends

[The Mog Ninja]

Sora: Kairi, ur a bitch

[Dragonface]

~ At TWTNW ~

Riku: Are you sure this going to work?*Holding a girl panties with a 12 on it*
Mickey: Yes I sure, the morons can't tell who we are unless if we're dumber than them, we would show our face.
Riku: *talking to himself* Your ears are a dead give-away.
~ On The Altar of Naught ~
Demyx: BOSS!
Xemnas: WHAT DID TOLD YOU NUMBER NINE!!
Demyx: Sorry...but do we have a member that has two big round ears?
Xemnas: No...why?
Demyx: I saw one.
Xemnas: I see...THERE A MOUSE RUNNING IN THIS WORLD!!!!!
Saïx (In his bedroom, awaken): WHERE??? *Summoning his claymore, ran and found Riku and Mickey* DIE MOUSE!!!!! ROXAS, HELP ME TO KILL THIS MOUSE!
Mickey: HOW THE HECK HE KNOW???? Wait, who is Roxas?
Riku (Thinking to himself): There no one else so that guy did though that I'm Roxas, that leave he know King Mickey is not his bubby because of his ears.
Riku (out loud): Nice knowning you, dimwitted mouse. NOW DIE!
Mickey (Thinking to himself): Why would Riku say that? Wait a minute...NOW I GET WHAT RIKU TALKING ABOUT.
Mickey (out loud): GOD DAMN MY EARS.

[leader of mortals]

Cloud: Hey Sephiroth
Sephiroth: What
Cloud: ....I....I think......I think i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dragonface]

~ Before Batteling Sephiroth (in KH1) ~

Sephiroth: Wheres Cloud?
*Sora is dumbfold in one minuter, laghting the next*
Sephiroth: Whats so funny?
*Pop!, Cloud's head is sticking out of Sephiroth's butt*
Cloud: That sould do for my Bio class homework.
Sephiroth: crap...

~ Before Batteling Sephiroth (in KH2) ~

Sephiroth: Wheres Tifa?
Sora: What about Cloud?
Sephiroth: OMG, OMG, I NEED TO TAKE A DUMP!!!!!
*Who came out of Sephiroth's butt is Cloud and Tifa*
Goofy: OMG, he gave birth. Twins.
Everyone else: WTF is goofy thinking of?

[Dr.M]

Dr.M: Thats funi!
Seifer: thats not how you spell funny!!!!!
*Seifer chases Dr.M for hours with Sephiroth`s katana*
Dr.M: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


BTW... Sorry Dr.M lol

:D :D :D no offence taken!

[Dragonface]

~ At the time Sora left Goofy behind to join Donald and Mickey ~

*A minute after Sora left*
Goofy: Good, Now let the meeting start.
Pete: So, what are we doing boss.
Demyx: yea sir, I don't want to stay fake dead.
Sephiroth: My lord, we have done the first part of your plans to take Kingdom Hearts.
Goofy: Alright. When I say "Xeamns is Mansex", start the 'Part 2 plan'.
Pete,Demyx&Sephiroth: YES SIR.
Goofy: Good, now lets get back to our rolls before someone or someNOone will know what are we up to.
*Goofy start running to Sora as its part of his roll.*

[Jessweeee♪]

OMG ANSEM'S ORGANIZATION NAME COULD BE MANSEX!!!

[Dragonface]

~ In pride land... ~

Sora: Come on guys, I need something to eat.
Goofy: All I got is plants.
Donald: Give me some!
Sora (Thinking to himself): But I'm a lion, lions don't eat plant...*Start giving Donald a creeply looks*...I wonder what Donald's like.
Sora: Mnnnnn Donald...
Donald: What the...
*Sora pound Donald down and then eat him up like a wild cat*
Goofy: That a nice trick Sora, where did you learn that?
Text:*Ding* Sora learn 'Wild Prey'.

[loza]

(From KH2)

Xeanort: i feel... constapated...
Sora:...
Donald:....
Goofy:.....
Riku:YAY!

[Dragonface]

~ In Raccoon City ~

Sora: Um guys...?
Donald&Goofy: WHAT?
Sora: Where are we?
Goofy: I don't know, huk huk huk.
Donald: Yen Sid send us the wrong world, lets...
???: STARS!!!
Sora: What was...that...?
*Sora turn around and look at the one eye Nemesis (From Resident Evil 3), Sora wet his pants and ran away*
Sora: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Nemesis: STARS...?*Bing*KEYBEARER.
*Nemesis ran after Sora. Donald and Goofy are dumbfold.*
Donald: What are we going to do?

...And our four heroes Sora, Donald, Goofy and their new friend (or pet?) Nemesis still going to where Yen Sid send them (for a second time).

~ In Silent Hill ~

Sora: Ummm...
Donald: I DON'T KNOW SORA!!!
Goofy: Why not ask Nemesis, he might know where are we.
Nemesis: *Growled* SILENT HILL *Growled*
Sora: So he does know WHERE are we...wait a second...*Look at the map (thought no idea how got in the first place)* GOD DAMN IT!!!! WRONG PLACE AGAIN!!!!
*James (From Silent Hill 2) ran and found our heroes*
James: Hay guy. Have you see my wife, Mary.
Donald: THAT ####'IN YEN A$$ SID H@!$, I'LL KILL HIM!!!!!!!!

Still much later in a third world( a random forest)

Sora: Where are we now???
Goofy: Ahyuck, I dunno.
Sora: That doen't help at all.
Donald: Well we better be in the right place or I'm using Fla...
???: BELIVE IT!!!!
All: WTF???:confused:
*Naruto leaps out of Bush*
Naruto Belive it :D ( Repeats for several hours)
Nemisis: PEST:rolleyes2
Goofy: Look out a heartless
*A shadow enters the keyhole*
Sora: uhh, bye
*Sora and co enter Gummi ship*
Naruto: Belive it Belive it Belive it Belive it Belive it Belive it Belive it Belive it (world dissapears)
Donald: QWAAAK YEN SID!!!!!!:mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2:

...As our five heroes (Yes James just tag along)...

~ On Halo ~

James: Are we there yet?
Goofy: NO!!!!!!!
{Repete for hours}
Donald: YOU TWO JUST STFU!!!!!
Sora: Where are we?
Nemesis: Ha...
Sora: I KNOW, I KNOW!!!! WE'RE AT HALO!!!!!
*A yellow Bounty Hunter rolled to Sora, stand up*
AYBH: Who the heck are you?
Sora: I'm Sora, thats duck is Donald, Dog's Goofy, the man whos pissing goofy of is James, and last is Nemesis. What's yours, sir?
*AYBH took his hemlet and show...is a SHE*
Samus: Its Samus Aran (From Metroid Games) , the BOUNTY HUNTRESS.
*Ding! Samus join team*
{5 secends later}
Sora: Oh boy....
*Ding! Sora learn "Horny Attack"*
*Ding! Samus & Nemesis learn "Twin Rockets"*

As of our six heroes sitll keep on going and end up another place that anyone is not sure where they are...

~ At Big Shell, Stuld A ~

Donald: WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?
Sora: Hey, don't look at me. Goofy was the one that flying the gummy ship...
Nemesis: WE'RE AT BIG SHELL.
Samus: How the heck you know?
*Nemesis point to a big sign with two big readable words 'Big Shell'*
Samus: Oh.
*Solid Snake and Raiden (From Metal Gear Solid 2) show up*
SS: Oh right kid, do you where Metal Gear is?
Raiden: Snake! Don't have time to Q&A, not only we got enemies troops behind us but also with a help with the white thing...*A Dusk show up*...THERES ONE!
Sora&Donald: NOBODIES!

~ As to what Goofy and James says the whole time while everyone else is doing... ~

James: Are we there yet?
Goofy: NO!
*This been repete the whole time*

[leader of mortals]

Scene: The one paradox battle you face cloud, or any battle with cloud

Cloud: *farts*
Sora: *faints*
Goofy: *Goes up to smell Cloud's fart*
Goofy: *sniff sniff*
Cloud: what the HELL are you doing!
Goofy: I'm a dog remember.

[Dragonface]

~ In Raccoon City ~

Sora: Um guys...?
Donald&Goofy: WHAT?
Sora: Where are we?
Goofy: I don't know, huk huk huk.
Donald: Yen Sid send us the wrong world, lets...
???: STARS!!!
Sora: What was...that...?
*Sora turn around and look at the one eye Nemesis (From Resident Evil 3), Sora wet his pants and ran away*
Sora: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Nemesis: STARS...?*Bing*KEYBEARER.
*Nemesis ran after Sora. Donald and Goofy are dumbfold.*
Donald: What are we going to do?

...And our four heroes Sora, Donald, Goofy and their new friend (or pet?) Nemesis still going to where Yen Sid send them (for a second time).

~ In Silent Hill ~

Sora: Ummm...
Donald: I DON'T KNOW SORA!!!
Goofy: Why not ask Nemesis, he might know where are we.
Nemesis: *Growled* SILENT HILL *Growled*
Sora: So he does know WHERE are we...wait a second...*Look at the map (thought no idea how got in the first place)* GOD DAMN IT!!!! WRONG PLACE AGAIN!!!!
*James (From Silent Hill 2) ran and found our heroes*
James: Hay guy. Have you see my wife, Mary.
Donald: THAT ####'IN YEN A$$ SID H@!$, I'LL KILL HIM!!!!!!!!

Still much later in a third world( a random forest)

Sora: Where are we now???
Goofy: Ahyuck, I dunno.
Sora: That doen't help at all.
Donald: Well we better be in the right place or I'm using Fla...
???: BELIVE IT!!!!
All: WTF???:confused:
*Naruto leaps out of Bush*
Naruto Belive it :D ( Repeats for several hours)
Nemisis: PEST:rolleyes2
Goofy: Look out a heartless
*A shadow enters the keyhole*
Sora: uhh, bye
*Sora and co enter Gummi ship*
Naruto: Belive it Belive it Belive it Belive it Belive it Belive it Belive it Belive it (world dissapears)
Donald: QWAAAK YEN SID!!!!!!:mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2:

...As our five heroes (Yes James just tag along)...

~ On Halo ~

James: Are we there yet?
Goofy: NO!!!!!!!
{Repete for hours}
Donald: YOU TWO JUST STFU!!!!!
Sora: Where are we?
Nemesis: Ha...
Sora: I KNOW, I KNOW!!!! WE'RE AT HALO!!!!!
*A yellow Bounty Hunter rolled to Sora, stand up*
AYBH: Who the heck are you?
Sora: I'm Sora, thats duck is Donald, Dog's Goofy, the man whos pissing goofy of is James, and last is Nemesis. What's yours, sir?
*AYBH took his hemlet and show...is a SHE*
Samus: Its Samus Aran (From Metroid Games) , the BOUNTY HUNTRESS.
*Ding! Samus join team*
{5 secends later}
Sora: Oh boy....
*Ding! Sora learn "Horny Attack"*
*Ding! Samus & Nemesis learn "Twin Rockets"*

As of our six heroes sitll keep on going and end up another place that anyone is not sure where they are...

~ At Big Shell, Stuld A ~

Donald: WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?
Sora: Hey, don't look at me. Goofy was the one that flying the gummy ship...
Nemesis: WE'RE AT BIG SHELL.
Samus: How the heck you know?
*Nemesis point to a big sign with two big readable words 'Big Shell'*
Samus: Oh.
*Solid Snake and Raiden (From Metal Gear Solid 2) show up*
SS: Oh right kid, do you where Metal Gear is?
Raiden: Snake! Don't have time to Q&A, not only we got enemies troops behind us but also with a help with the white thing...*A Dusk show up*...THERES ONE!
Sora&Donald: NOBODIES!

~ As to what Goofy and James says the whole time while everyone else is doing... ~

James: Are we there yet?
Goofy: NO!
*This been repete the whole time*

Our 8 heroes, yak yak yak, something for Yen Sid, yak yak yak, anyway...

~ At Space Paranoids ~

Sora: OK Donald, WTF ARE WE DOING HERE?
Donald: The King said so.
Snake: Which King?
Raiden: Donald's King, who else? Simba, the lion king?
Donald: Both of them, Simba AND Mickey.
Samus: *look at Nemesis* What are we going to do?
Nemesis: I don't know...
???: Hello friends.
Sora&Donald: TRON!
Tron: WOW! You guys got lots of new friends, you don't mind if me and my TWO brothers to join you?
Sora: Who?
Tron: Megaman and Zero, who else...

~ As to what Goofy and James says the whole time while everyone else is doing, again... ~

James: Are we there yet?
Goofy: NO!
*This been repete the whole time, again*

[Dr.M]

Cloud: Sephiroth, let's just be friends

hahahaha! enough said! :p

[CelestialStarDust]

*the end of kh2 when kairi brings king mickeys bottle to sora and riku*
kairi: I....GO....T.........THIS.....B..O..TTTLE.......
sora:wow!a free beer!wait a--
riku:no wonder shes out of breath.she must have drunk that thing in 5 seconds flat!!
sora*thinking*she hasnt been this out of breath since that night in vegas.....

[~Storm Ninja~]

Ansem- "Kingdom Hearts... fill me... with the power of moogles!!!"
Sora- "What??"
*a mog flies out of the door*
Mog- "Kupo!!!"

*mog explodes, everyone dies*

T3H 3NDZ0RZ!!!

[CelestialStarDust]

Ansem- "Kingdom Hearts... fill me... with the power of moogles!!!"
Sora- "What??"
*a mog flies out of the door*
Mog- "Kupo!!!"

*mog explodes, everyone dies*

T3H 3NDZ0RZ!!!

THE MOOGLE IS DEAD?!?!NNNNNUUUUUUU!!!!!

[Kanshisha]

Sephiroth:Ok lets go and...
Sora:uh...lines?
Director:stuff this...
Sephiroth:Ok lets go and stuff this

[Jessweeee♪]

Ansem- "Kingdom Hearts... fill me... with the power of moogles!!!"
Sora- "What??"
*a mog flies out of the door*
Mog- "Kupo!!!"

*mog explodes, everyone dies*

T3H 3NDZ0RZ!!!

XD
That's my favorite, kupo, I think...
:mog:

[Dragonface]

~ In the TWTNW, one of Mens Restroom ~
*Xemnas, Xalid and Axel were taking a pee...*
Demxy: Dance Water Dance.
*Three Nobodies' piss end up in their mouth/nose*
1,3&8: DEMXY!!!!!
Demxy: Oh crap...Dance Water Dance!

[Edge7]

This takes place in Traverse Town:

Aerith: For the last time Leon, Xehanort is not working with Traverse Town's hotel!.
Leon: The facts are all here Aerith! Xehanort takes down a world, and then, the survivors buy a room in the Hotel! It's also a plot in Real Estate! I mean, Cid bought his own shop and Merlin has his own Cave.
Aerith: So you're saying Xehanort works for Traverse Town.
Leon: And Maleficent too!
Cid: Alright Aerith the papers are signed. Leon You're going to a "happy house"
Leon: *Desperate voice* I'm not crazy!
Yuffie: Bye Leon
Leon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Leon is dragged off to a sylum*
*meanwhile*
Xehanort: Six newcomers my master.
President of Traverse Town: Thank you, my student *starts to laugh crazily*

[Dragonface]

~ In the TWTNW, one of Mens Restroom ~
*Xemnas, Xalid and Axel were taking a pee...*
Demxy: Dance Water Dance.
*Three Nobodies' piss end up in their mouth/nose*
1,3&8: DEMXY!!!!!
Demxy: Oh crap...Dance Water Dance!

~ In the TWTNW, Xaldin's room ~

Demyx: Oh Xaldin, I got you a PET!*Dragging a Wind Dragon*
Xaldin: GO AWAY NOBODY WANTABEE!
Demyx: But it got Wind, the same element as you.
*Dragon has farted*
Xaldin: O.o *Died on the spot*
Demyx: P.U. I DIDN'T MENT 'THAT' KIND OF WIND...Xaldin?
~ In the room with no.12 ~
Axel: Lex, Oh Lex. GOD DAMN IT GIRL, THE BOSS WANT TO...
*Dragon's fart enter the room, (Burnable gas + Axel = Building on fire) BOOM*
Axel: She's going to kill me...

~ Xemnas' Room ~

Xemnas: Ok Xigbar, I'll talk to Xaldin about your eye...
*Dragon's fart enter the room*
Xigbar: Eek. I konw you love to fart where ever you like but with Axel running around, we WILL be join to the HOMELESS PEOPLE.
Xemnas: But I didn't...
*Fire burning the building*
Xemnas: FIRE!

[Clawsze]

http://psycrowe.deviantart.com/gallery/?order=5&countrows=1&search=Kingdom+Hearts

These are AWESOME(look at the ones on page 2 first, then they'll make sense)

[Dragonface]

~ In pride land... ~

Sora: Come on guys, I need something to eat.
Goofy: All I got is plants.
Donald: Give me some!
Sora (Thinking to himself): But I'm a lion, lions don't eat plant...*Start giving Donald a creeply looks*...I wonder what Donald's like.
Sora: Mnnnnn Donald...
Donald: What the...
*Sora pound Donald down and then eat him up like a wild cat*
Goofy: That a nice trick Sora, where did you learn that?
Text:*Ding* Sora learn 'Wild Prey'.

~Later Sora and Goofy return to Disney Castle to talk to King Mickey~

Mickey: Good you guys just in time for...wait a minute, wheres Donald?
Sora: Ummm...
Goofy: A lion ate him.
Mickey: Realy? Good, that makes getting rid of Donald much easier, now...
Donald (Inside Sora's belly): I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS GUYS!!!!
Mickey&Goofy: O.O *Looking at Sora*
Sora: What?

[dipstick]

After completing KH1:

*Sora runs to Kiari*
Sora: I'll come back for you I promise
*Kiaria nods and they are now finally separated and cannot hear eachother*
Sora: Well thank :skull::skull::skull::skull::skull: for that! Finally I can start living like a real man no string attached! Now where's Riku? I need him...
*Sora does sad lovey dovey face*

I know it's bad but it's in the making I'm busy atm so I don't have much time.

[Dragonface]

Axel: OOOOHHHHHHH MANSEX! You got a LOVE LETTER from...Linda?
Xemnas: Keep that up and I'll kick you where...
Axel, Demyx & Roxas: 'MANSEX AND LINDA SITTING IN A TREE, H-U-M-P-I-N-G'
Xemnas: THATS IT! I QUIT! AS OF NOW, Naminé is your new leader.*Stom off*
Axel, Demyx & Roxas: Oh shi...

~ Elsewhere ~
Xaldin: YOU FAGGIT! I TOLD YOU TO TAKE MY LOVE LETTER TO Naminé, NOT XEMNAS!
Saïx: *crying* ...Sorry... *crying*

OOC: It took me some time to come up with this...Whos Linda you ask? well 'X' + Linda = Xaldin

[~Storm Ninja~]

linda. lol.

[Dragonface]

Namine: Hello! How much is that oven?
Salesman: I'm sorry, madam, but we don't sell to blondes.
Namine: :...Whatever.
(Goes out and dyes hair black)
(A while later...)
Namine: : Hello! How much is that oven?
Salesman: I'm sorry, madam, but we don't sell to blondes.
Namine: :o_O...
(Goes out and dyes hair brown)
(A while later...)
Namine: : Hello! How much is that oven?
Salesman: I'm sorry, madam, but we don't sell to blondes.
Namine: :O_o...(wtf...:confused: )
(Goes out and dyes hair red)
(A while later...)
Namine: : Hello! How much is that oven?
Salesman: I'm sorry, madam, but we don't sell to blondes.
Namine: : Damn! OK, fine! Don't sell to me! But how can you know my hair color?
Salesman: Because this is a television, madam...


PS: No offence:p :p


Meanwhile: Across the road:

Roxas: Excuse me sir. Do you have any more anal deoderant in stock?
Salesman: We don't sell anal deoderant kid.
Roxas: Sure you do. I bought some here last week.
Salesman: Look kid, I have no idea what you're talking about.
(Roxas runs home and brings back the case)
Salesman: This is regular deoderant.
Roxas: No it isn't, look at the instructions at the back. "To apply, push up rear."

~ Meanwhile, next door... ~

Demyx: Excuse me sir. Do you have another PS3?
Saleman: Thats the 51st time you ask and got a PS3s, what happen to the others?
Demyx: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm.......
Axel: This is my first time here...*walk to the saleman's ear*...Do you have any 'WATER-POOF' PS3?*walk back to where he was*
Saleman: We don't have...
Salegirl: *starting to work* Hey Joe, we got some new mod version of PS3...
'Joe': Amy...what does the new 'mod' has?
'Amy': Well...1) 2x more powerful. 2) Its Water-poof. 3)...
Axel: WE'RE TAKE ONE, Miss Amy. How much?
'Amy': Well its 5x more than a normal PS3 but...If I sleep with him... *Point to Demyx* ...You can pay 5x LESS than a normal PS3.
Axel(To himself): Demyx does NEED to get ley with a girl AND have a girlfriend so...
Axel: Deal.
Demyx: .....mmmmmmmmmmmm...They got wet...Uh?

[Clawsze]

linda. lol.

What about...

Xenmas=Mansex
and
Xigbar=Bigrax

[cid highwind]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTBVNjM15Yk

[Clawsze]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTBVNjM15Yk

Theres a topic for that thing.

[The Mog Ninja]

Sora: Kairi, you're a damn fine bitch
Kaira: Thanks

[Clawsze]

Demyx: (playing his sitar)......
Org XIII: WOOT!!!DEMYX!!!!
(Larxene enters room, angry and sparking electricity)
Larxene: WHO TOOK MY DIARY!!!
(Demyx doesn't notice Larxene and does his fointain finally)
Demyx:YEA..BBBBZZZZTTTTTTT...(dead)
Larxene:uhhh....(walks away whistling)

And the lesson is don't use electricity near water.

[Dragonface]

~ Before Sora's Turn in KH2 ~

Roxas: Your lucky, my holidays are over. Or is it...?*Pull out a Dagger and cut Sora's chest*
Sora: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH...X_X
Roxas: *Pull out Sora's/Roxas' Heart* Yoink

* 'Ping' Roxas stole Sora's Heart*

MGS3: TIME PARDOX!

Roxas: Crap...*GAME OVER PLAYER*

Player: Thats it? YOU MOTHER F###ER!

[Albel]

Squall, Sora and Kairi are hanging out in Radient gardens then Tifa walks past
Squall:Man, I'd hit that, all day and night.
Sora:Yeah, me too.
Kairi:I already have.

[leader of mortals]

Squall, Sora and Kairi are hanging out in Radient gardens then Tifa walks past
Squall:Man, I'd hit that, all day and night.
Sora:Yeah, me too.
Kairi:I already have.

continued

Sora: man, lesbians are always the hottest
Kairi: Me or Tifa?
Squall: you
Kairi:... Im under 18
Squall: damn

[Jessweeee♪]

o.o

Those are very good!

Someday I'll contribute more than just "roflwaffle XD lolkrispies" and such by writing the best little skit EVAR!

[arcanedude34]

Roxas: Hayner, Im NOT sorry.
Hayner::cry:

[Eiko Guy]

Sora:waffles
Kairi:Straners have the best candy

[thehodgepodge37]

Sora: Hey, Roxas.
Roxas: I love you Sora.
Sora: ... what?
Roxas: Uh, I love you.
Sora: ... i thought Leon was the gay one.

[arcanedude34]

Sephiroth: Sora, I want your keybalde
Donald: WTF????? Your sword is like ten times the size of his dinky weapon.
Sora::twak:
Tifa: If you ask me, Sephiroths huge sword is only compensation for other... smaller... things.
Cloud: Probably. We all know Sephiroths never been laid before.
All except Sephy: *laughing*
Sephiroth: Im really uncomfortable right now.

[Twilight Edge]

Sephiroth: Sora, I want your keybalde
Donald: WTF????? Your sword is like ten times the size of his dinky weapon.
Sora::twak:
Tifa: If you ask me, Sephiroths huge sword is only compensation for other... smaller... things.
Cloud: Probably. We all know Sephiroths never been laid before.
All except Sephy: *laughing*
Sephiroth: falls off cliff and commits suicide*

[Dragonface]

Sora: Here goes...*Sora use strike raid once...*
Goofy: Woof! *Run after the Keyblade and grap it using his mouth, run back to Sora and drop the wet Keyblade*
Sora: Ewwwwww...

[arcanedude34]

Sora: *Lights Pooh on fire with Firaga*
Pooh: Oh, bother.
Sora: *Picks Pooh up and hurls him in the air*
Pooh: *No longer on fire, but still charred black from the flames* I'm just a little black rain cloud.. hovering over- *smashes into eeyores house*
Eeyore: *takes out a machine gun*
Pooh: Oh, bother.
_________________________________________

Sora: We'll go together.
Riku: GAAAAAAAY
Sora: *grabs on to Riku's belt*
Riku: GAAAAAAAY
Sora; SHUT UP! I'm helping you!
Riku: Well you dont have to touch me there.
Sora: -_-

[leader of mortals]

Sora: Hey, Roxas.
Roxas: I love you Sora.
Sora: ... what?
Roxas: Uh, I love you.
Sora: ... i thought Leon was the gay one.

continued

*Leon walks up*
Leon: I am
*Leon and Roxas makeout with eachother*
Sora: I want Kairi... oh shes doing tifa again:(

[Dragonface]

Naminé: This is it, I'm finally get the man of my dreams...*start going to the Black Pearl, later...*
Sora: Hey Naminé, will you join us for a picknic?
Kairi: But Sora...
Sora: What Kairi? You told me not to be rude to GUEST, well I ask nicely so whats wrong?
Kairi: nothing...
Naminé: I'm happy to join you Sora... *Push Kairi off the ship* ...Anything else?
Sora: Can I...
Naminé: *Strip to nude* Go ahead my love, I'm all yours.
Sora: SWEET!

*As of Kairi...*

Kairi: WHAT HAVE I DONE??? I guess let Sora srew me the way he wants...might as well find someone else...*Walk off and found Jack on his own* ...Naminé stole my Knight, I have every right to steal...Oh what the heck.
*Later...*
*Kairi has Out-Rank and rape Jack Sparrow*
Jack: HELP!!!!!!!!!!
Kairi: I guess I'm more of a master.

[Clawsze]

Naminé: This is it, I'm finally get the man of my dreams...*start going to the Black Pearl, later...*
Sora: Hey Naminé, will you join us for a picknic?
Kairi: But Sora...
Sora: What Kairi? You told me not to be rude to GUEST, well I ask nicely so whats wrong?
Kairi: nothing...
Naminé: I'm happy to join you Sora... *Push Kairi off the ship* ...Anything else?
Sora: Can I...
Naminé: *Strip to nude* Go ahead my love, I'm all yours.
Sora: SWEET!

*As of Kairi...*

Kairi: WHAT HAVE I DONE??? I guess let Sora srew me the way he wants...might as well find someone else...*Walk off and found Jack on his own* ...Naminé stole my Knight, I have every right to steal...Oh what the heck.
*Later...*
*Kairi has Out-Rank and rape Jack Sparrow*
Jack: HELP!!!!!!!!!!
Kairi: I guess I'm more of a master.

LOLOLOLOLOL:lol:

[Jessweeee♪]

O.o

[arcanedude34]

Goofy: *woof woof*

[No.78]

Aeris: I thought I was de-

*Leon muffles her and she goes unconscious*

Sora: Um?

Leon: Ignore her, she... She needs her medicine

[KazexLisa]

sephiroth::.................................................GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOO!!!!!!

[Dragonface]

~ In TWTNW, meeting room ~

???: *singing "I'm a Barbie girl" song*
Xemnas: WHOS SINGING THAT?!? I KNOW THREE NOBODIES THAT WOULD SING THAT; DEMYX, LARXENE AND NAMINÉ.
Demyx: No way boss.
Naminé: Nope, I'm not even a member.
Larxene: There is NO WAY I'LL SING THAT SONG!!!!
Axel: Who else that has a voice of a girl then?
Vexan: We're missing one Nobody...
Roxas, Marluxia, Luxord & Saïx: Who?
*Lexaeus apear*
Lexaeus (Sound girly for a MARCO GUY): What?
Zexion, Xaldin & Xigbar: Never mind...

[Clawsze]

In the Game room in TWTNW there is a Pac-Man tournement, and Demyx is winning. There are only three more Nobodies to play...

Axel: I am so gonna beat your score Demyx.
Demyx: Yeah right, that 650 bucks is mine.
Axel: .....ohohohohoh.....GOD DAMN IT!(puts his 50 bucks on winnings table and joins everyone else who has lost)
Demyx: heheheh.....yo, Roxas it's your turn to lose!
Roxas: Shut up water boy.
Demyx: ...........HAHA YOU LOSE SUCKER!!!
Roxas: (puts 50 bucks onj table)....awww....and I wanted to buy FFXII.
Demyx:I WIN!!!(Grabs money)

Zexion walks up to the game.

Zexion: .....there, maximum score in 2 minutes.(Takes money from Demyx)
Demyx::cry:
Axel:So THATS what he does in his room all day.
Roxas:Yeah, I always thought he just sat in a corner and slit his....uhhh.....Hey Zexion.....
Zexion: I'll give you 3 seconds.....1.....2.....3!
Roxas: AAAGGGHHHHH!!!!MY SPLEEN....OH PLEASE HAVE MER....AGGHHHH!!!!

[OneWingedAngelSephiroth91]

Sora: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Kairi:I don't know. What is a Woodchuck? Riku, do you know?
Riku: I don't know.

[OneWingedAngelSephiroth91]

The scene: The sun is setting over the horizon over Destiny Island, the most romantic and inchanting moment occurs between Sora and...well read to find out.
Sora: Um, Kairi?
Kairi: Yes, Sora?
Sora: Can I tell you something?
Kairi: Um, sure. What is it?
Sora: I don't know how to say this but...
Kairi: Yes?
Sora: I-I love Riku.
Kairi: Wha-What?
Sora: I'm gay. I love Riku.
Sora leave to go to Riku.
Kairi is left behind disapointed.

this was just somthing I had on top of my head...

[OneWingedAngelSephiroth91]

Don't base this on my previous reply, and guy might like this :)

Sora: Um Kairi
Kairi: Yes?
Sora reaches for Kairi's hand.
Sora: Um, I want to tell you something I want to ask you...
Kairi: What is it silly?
Sora: Will you so a four-some with you, Riku, Tifa and me, would you?
Kairi pulls back her hand, think a bit then begins to answer.
Kairi:Sure...but first... can I give you a blo* *ob?
Sora: Okay, if I can...
(Finish the rest of Sora's line with what you think...lol)

[Twilight Edge]

Don't base this on my previous reply, and guy might like this :)

Sora: Um Kairi
Kairi: Yes?
Sora reaches for Kairi's hand.
Sora: Um, I want to tell you something I want to ask you...
Kairi: What is it silly?
Sora: Will you so a four-some with you, Riku, Tifa and me, would you?
Kairi pulls back her hand, think a bit then begins to answer.
Kairi:Sure...but first... can I give you a blo* *ob?
Sora: Okay, if I can...
(Finish the rest of Sora's line with what you think...lol)

Sora: Find Aerith, Yuffie, Jasmine, Mulan, Ariel, Meleficent and every girl for a world-some!
Kairi: *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
*pop*
Sora: Ow.

[Clawsze]

Sora's a pimp.

[arcanedude34]

Sora: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Kairi:I don't know. What is a Woodchuck? Riku, do you know?
Riku: I don't know.


The scene: The sun is setting over the horizon over Destiny Island, the most romantic and inchanting moment occurs between Sora and...well read to find out.
Sora: Um, Kairi?
Kairi: Yes, Sora?
Sora: Can I tell you something?
Kairi: Um, sure. What is it?
Sora: I don't know how to say this but...
Kairi: Yes?
Sora: I-I love Riku.
Kairi: Wha-What?
Sora: I'm gay. I love Riku.
Sora leave to go to Riku.
Kairi is left behind disapointed.

this was just somthing I had on top of my head...


Don't base this on my previous reply, and guy might like this :)

Sora: Um Kairi
Kairi: Yes?
Sora reaches for Kairi's hand.
Sora: Um, I want to tell you something I want to ask you...
Kairi: What is it silly?
Sora: Will you so a four-some with you, Riku, Tifa and me, would you?
Kairi pulls back her hand, think a bit then begins to answer.
Kairi:Sure...but first... can I give you a blo* *ob?
Sora: Okay, if I can...
(Finish the rest of Sora's line with what you think...lol)

Triple post. Thats not cool. Can someone get this guy?

[OneWingedAngelSephiroth91]

Sora: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Kairi:I don't know. What is a Woodchuck? Riku, do you know?
Riku: I don't know.


The scene: The sun is setting over the horizon over Destiny Island, the most romantic and inchanting moment occurs between Sora and...well read to find out.
Sora: Um, Kairi?
Kairi: Yes, Sora?
Sora: Can I tell you something?
Kairi: Um, sure. What is it?
Sora: I don't know how to say this but...
Kairi: Yes?
Sora: I-I love Riku.
Kairi: Wha-What?
Sora: I'm gay. I love Riku.
Sora leave to go to Riku.
Kairi is left behind disapointed.

this was just somthing I had on top of my head...


Don't base this on my previous reply, and guy might like this :)

Sora: Um Kairi
Kairi: Yes?
Sora reaches for Kairi's hand.
Sora: Um, I want to tell you something I want to ask you...
Kairi: What is it silly?
Sora: Will you so a four-some with you, Riku, Tifa and me, would you?
Kairi pulls back her hand, think a bit then begins to answer.
Kairi:Sure...but first... can I give you a blo* *ob?
Sora: Okay, if I can...
(Finish the rest of Sora's line with what you think...lol)

Triple post. Thats not cool. Can someone get this guy?

Sorry 'bout that but ya'll gatta admit that second one is pretty good, right?

[Luara]

Demyx: excuse me, do you know where is the bathroom?
Sora: um... I think its on the leaft cornor of ... hm..Kairi, wheres the bathroom again?!
Kairi: Shut up sora, nobody asked you!
Demyx: ... :(



oh my this was evil from me :D

[arcanedude34]

...Okay it was pretty funny. Just... don't do it again. K?

[OneWingedAngelSephiroth91]

...Okay it was pretty funny. Just... don't do it again. K?

k :)

[arcanedude34]

(KHI)
Aladdin: Genie! Get rid of these guys!
Genie: *poofs away Sora, Donald and Goofy*
Aladdin: -_-

[Clawsze]

Sora:Hey Kairi.
Kairi:What.
Sora: Do you want to go on a date.
Kairi:OMGLOLOLOLOMGOMGOMGYESYESYES!!!
Sora:....hehe all right!

Later that night....

Sora:GIGITYGIGITYGOO!!!!
Kairi:OH SORA YES YES!!!!

Riku walks in....

Riku: Hey Sora can I borrow your.....WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING!!!
Sora: .....uhhhh.
Kairi:Oh we're just doing that 100000 piece jigsaw.
Riku:But I wanted to help......:cry:

[Dragonface]

~ At Radiant Garden, Merlin's house ~

Sora: hey guys...ummm whats wrong with Leon?*Point to Squall*
Cid: Some Resident Evil character was so piss to our guy for stealing his name.
Leon 'Squall': Mommy, mommy, mommy...
~ Outside... ~
Leon Kennedy: COME OUT NAME STEALER *Start shotting with his gun* COME!
~ Back inside ~
Sora: Crap...
Goofy: ...huk...
Donald: well...
Nemesis: ...
Samus: You know him?
Nemesis: ...Not realy...
Snake: Lets see...
Raiden: Snake! He'll kill you!
Tron, Megaman & Zero: That user is odder than the rest.
James: So what you're going to change you name to?
Leon 'Squall': ...Harry!
~ Elsewhere in Silent Hill, graveyard ~
Harry: *Came back from the dead* Hell no I'll let someone steal MY name! *Start walking to find Squall*

[arcanedude34]

Elizabeth: I'm sorry, Will. I no longer love you. Jack has captured my heart.
Will: WTF!!! *stabs Jack in the back*
Elizabeth: Um, not that Jack. *Walks over to Jack Skellington*
Will: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sora: ....Whoa. Mega plot twist.

[Brennan]

Sephiroth: Cloud, after you kill me, I will come back you know.
Cloud: But how?
Sephiroth: ... Life Materia.
Cloud: WTF?!?!
Sephiroth: Yes, Cloud. That is why I live for so long.
Cloud: Then I'll destroy all the life materia.
Later...
Cloud: I'm done.
Sora: Umm, Cloud?
Cloud: Hm?
Sora: Sephiroth just killed Aerith again.
Cloud: S**t

[Dragonface]

Elizabeth: I'm sorry, Will. I no longer love you. Jack has captured my heart.
Will: WTF!!! *stabs Jack in the back*
Elizabeth: Um, not that Jack. *Walks over to Jack Skellington*
Will: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sora: ....Whoa. Mega plot twist.

~ Elsewhere... ~
Jack Sparrow: Where the bloodly hell am I, savy?
Random Dead Person: AH! A LIVE HUMAN! RUN FOR YOUR AFTER-LIFE!
Jack Sparrow: Savy?

[OneWingedAngelSephiroth91]

YRP: Time to go!!
Bumps into Berserker
Yuna: Hey, move your fat @$$ out of the...
The Berserker turns around.
Yuna: Uh.... I didn't mean it... I swear!!!
Paine: But I did. Move your fat @$$ out of the way you stupid fat @$$!
Rikku: Uhhh... did that make sence? Ouch! My head hurts from thinking.
Sora then stabs through Berserker. and turns around to see his friends.
Paine: Hey you! move your skinny @$$ out of our way!
Yuna: You know what Paine? Sometimes you can be a real pain!!
Sora turns around and chases them off with his Keyblade. Doing as we say: "Swatting at flies!"

[Dragonface]

~ When Sora&co first meet YRP ~

Goofy: So who are you? *huk* *huk* *huk*
Yuna: My name is Yuna.
Paine: ...Paine.
Rikku: And I'm Rikku.
Sora: Riku? *Look closer at Rikku* OMFG! RIKU! YOU BECAME A GIRL! WHAT HAPPEN?
Yuna::eek:
Paine: o.O *Look at Rikku* Rikku, did you used to be a guy?
Rikku: I NEVER MEET HIM BEFORE AT ALL!
Donald: Wait a minute, what do you mean 'before'?
Rikku: I still a girl the whole time beside I DID have sex with him before...
Sora: WHAT!?!:eek: THE ONLY PERSION THAT HAVE SEX WITH ME IS KAIRI...
Rikku: Thats true, BUT you keeped on calling ME Kairi when I didn't told you my REAL name!
Sora: WHAT!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, wait a minutes...THAT WAS THE BEST SEX I EVER HAVE!
Rikku: And the funny thing is...
Sora: I remember that the first sex I had is two years ago, with a blonde haired girl, at first it was Kairi when she had dye her hair, but...
Rikku: That WAS me.
Goofy, Donald, Yuna & Paine: o.O
*Elsewhere*
Riku: And I though this coundn't get any bader than before, I'm dead wrong. I don't want to be found because not only that I look like Xehanort's heartless but also now Sora THINKS I'M A GIRL!!!!!! I want to die. KILL ME GOD, KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!

~ Outside of Ansem the wise's bedroom ~

Mickey: I wonder if the REAL Ansem is behind that door...*Open the door...* o.O
Real Ansem: *Stop Praying Pictures of Mickey* Hi friend, he he he...this is not what its look.
Mickey: I think you need help, and I know who can.
Real Ansem: NOT DR. PHIL, ANYONE BUT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!K

~ Before fight with Sephiroth ~

Sephiroth: Wheres Cloud?
Sora: Get out of here, I want to fight someone else.
Sephiroth: WHAT!?! I'm sure you want to fight a mamma's boy like me? Or a clown like Kefka, or a cross dresser like Kuja?
Kefka&Kuja: WHAT!?!:mad2: :mad2:
*Sephiroth, Kefka and Kuja are fighting eachother*
Sora: *Eating his popcorn* At lest I don't have to fight all three of them...
*Cloud shows up*
Cloud: THERE YOU ARE...um...I think I'll just go srew with Seph's Mom.* Gone off to find Sephiroth's mother*
Sora: I can't wait...*Gone off to also find Sephiroth's mother*

[arcanedude34]

Cloud: Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: Karen? Is that you?
Cloud: Huh...?
Sephiroth: Take that back about my mama!
Cloud: Are you... drunk?
Sephiroth: LOLOLOLOL... You're alright, Cloud.
Cloud: Ummm...:sweatdrop
Seohiroth: Hey Cloud wanna hear a secret?
Cloud: ...
Spehiroth: Tifa's hawt.
Cloud: ...
Sephiroth: Wanna hear another secret?
Cloud: ...
Sephiroth: YOUR MOM!
Sora: Cloud? Is Sephiroth drunk?
Cloud: I think so.
Goofy: Is that what it's like to be drunk? I'm never gonna drink again a-hyuk.
Cloud: ...
Sephiroth: *naked* IM STREAKING!! W00T!
Cloud: :eek:
Sora: :barf:
Goofy: :whoa:
Tifa: :cry:
Donald: :thumb:

(Ohh, yeah. Donald likes it ^^)

[Dragonface]

~ At TWTNW, meeting room ~

Xemnas: Ok everynoone settel down.
Axel: What is this meet about THIS time?
Marluxia: I'm the lowest member here...*crying*...Axel burn my petties...
Axel: Quit it fag boy, pinky boy, girly man, homo...
Xemnas: SHUT UP! Now as your wondering why we're here right? *All other Nobodies nod* Good, now read the TODAYS newspaper. It says "Is the Organization the bad guys or gay guys?" We need a way to stop this from getting around?
Axel: I can think of three members that are gay. 1) He sing like a girl [Demyx]. 2) He act like a girl [Marluxia]. 3) His name can reput as 'Mansex' [Xemnas].
Demyx: I have an idea!
Xemnas: What the idea is?
Demyx: Get a REAL FEMALE NOBODY to become out member.
Xemnas: Thats...not a bad idea at all, infact its the first 'good' idea you can come up with.
Demyx: THANKS SIR!!!!
Xemnas: Don't push you luck...

* A week later, Xemnas' room*

Saïx: Oh great one...
Xemnas: Drop the 'great one' line, now what do you want.
Saïx: ...I found our new soon-to-be member...
Xemnas: Tell him to piss off...
Saïx: ...Her name is Larxene.
Xemnas: I don't AND can't care about...wait a minute...you said 'Her'? As in a FEMALE?
Saïx: ...Yup.
Xemnas: ...Well?
Saïx: Well what?
Xemnas: What are you waiting for? welcome our new member and show her around, I'll tell every other Nobodies that we finally got a FIRST FEMALE MEMBER!
Saïx: What are you talking about?
Xemnas: Were you at the meeting last week?
Saïx: No, I was out to pay the bills thanks to Luxord.
*Outside Xemnas' room*
Larxene: WHAT HAVE I GOT MYSELF INTO THIS TIME?

[Clawsze]

(In TWtNW kitchen)

Xemnas: Okay....since Axel burned our old table we are having to use a air hockey table...
Xaldin:..air means wind doesn't it?(somehow turns the table on with his wind powers)
Demyx:....Hey Roxas, pass the sauce.
Roxas:Here(slides sauce bottle to Demyx)
Demyx: (covered in Ketchup)YOU LEFT IT OPEN!!!!DANCE WATER DANCE!!(the rest of the sauce flys towards Roxas, missing barely)
Xigbar:...Demyx...(loads guns)
Demyx: Crap...
Roxas:Phew...
Axel: Must.....say....it....FOOD FIGHT!!!

20 minutes later.

Xemnas: After todays...incedent there shall be a ban on ANY thing which isn't a table, but can be used as one.
Xaldin:NNNOOOO, not the air hockey table....(grabs lances).....Roxas.....Axel....Demyx.....go.....stabbity.....STABBITY!!!!

[dragontamer]

:hahaha:

[Albel]

In TWtNW

Roxas:Hey, Axel. Do you want to see a really cool move that I learnt.
Axel: Do I have too?
Roxas:Yeah, its cool *The keyblade appears in my hand and starts vibrating fast* See, ts cool.
Axel:Man, thats sucks ass.
Larxene: *runs up to Roxas and Axel* Errmm..can I borrow that, mine broke *She grabs his keyblade and runs off*
Roxas & Axel::confused:

[Dragonface]

[The UFO]

~ in TWTNW, Meeting room ~

Xemnas: Settel down...
*All other Nobodies still talking*
Xemnas: SHUT UP OR I'LL KICK YOUR a$$...?
*Larxene walk in, puke on Saïx's hair and sit down in her seat*
Xemnas: What happen THIS time Larxene? Drinking?
Larxene:...UFO...Anal...Probing...
*All other Nobodies thinks Larxene is joking*
Larxene: ...Carry...Alien...Baby...
All other Nobodies: o.O
Xemnas: ROXAS, GO FIND YOUR OTHER AND BRING HIM HERE! AND RIKU!
Roxas: Fine *Starts going for a hunt for Sora and Riku*

~ Elsewhere, Deep Space (when you are not on any world) ~

Alien1: Have you plant my seeds in her? *Point to a picuter of Larxene*
Alien2: Yes brother, soon she'll give birth to your child.
Alien1: Ofcorse my dear sisther.
Alien1&2: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

[Xehanort(Heartless) or Xemnas(Nobody)?]

~ In TWTNW, Axel's room ~

Axel: Got 7?
Demyx: Fish.
Roxas: Fish.
Larxene: Fish.
Naminé: Here. *About to pass card '7' to Axel when...*
Xemnas? (Intercom): When I call for out next meeting, every Nobodies must be there as...NUDE...as wearing nothing...Thats same goes for you Naminé...that is all for now...
Axel: Is it me or he's getting even more nutter?
~ Xemnas' Room ~
Xehanort: Thoese fools, they don't know what hit them, MAAA HA HA HA *Leave the room, Xemnas just came in his room*
Xemnas: I got to tell every Nobodies about this *Turn the intercom*
~ Back to Axel's Room ~
Xemnas: ALL NOBODIES MUST GO TO THE MEETING ROOM NOW!
Axel: We better do what he said...
~ 5 Minutes later, in the Meeting room ~
Xemnas:*Just came in* Ok I need to...um...why are you Nobodies are wearing...nothing?
Zexion: ...Because you said so.
Xemnas: ...?

[Clawsze]

(In TWtNW, Proof of existence)

Axel::shifty: (Sneaking out of room IX with a Sitar)

the next morning....

Demyx:....lalalalala....WHERES MY SITAR!!!

On the Altar of Naught....

Axel: (holding Sitar) Oh look at me, I'm Demyx, and I have a big, blue C:skull: :skull: :skull:
Roxas, Luxord and Marluxia: LOLOLOLOL

(Xemnas looks out of window)

Xemnas: He's finally grown up (cries)

Demyx:......My Sitar-is-being-misused-in-a-insulting-way-to-me sences are tingling.

Axel: ("playing" with the Sitar) LALALALAALALALAL......oh....hey Demyx.
Demyx: (holding...LEMON JUICE)Dance...
Axel:no...no...
Demyx:water....
Axel: Demyx....don't do it!
Demyx: DANCE!!!(Lemon Juice goes into Axels eyes)
Axel:THE PAIN....
X, XI and XIII: Uhhh.....(Demyx looks at them with more lemon juice)RUUUNNNN

[Marluxiaswife]

Yuna: I want to find him....

Rikku:Er...Yuna?

Paine:This isn't Final Fantasy X-2....

Yuna:who cares!, i wanna find him! *cries*

*Later meeting in Hollow Bastion with Co.*

Sora:So what should we do?

Yuna:*clears throat* um...can you help me find him?...

Sora:Hun?..who's him?

Yuna:You know him...

Sora:*looks at Donald* him? *points*

Donald:Ahh!! Hey!

Yuna:No not him...Him!

Sora:*points at Goofy*

Yuna:Grrrr...No...

Rikku: *whipers in Yuna's ear* He meet him before...

Yuna:*nods* You meet him before...but...he's not here...so can you help me find him?

Sora:Un...o.k...what does he look like?

Yuna:Well...He has spikey curl out hair...kind of like me and...

Sora:Oh!...un...i'll be back it's gonna take a while! *runs*

Donald and Goofy: :confused: :confused:

*Later*

Sora:Hey girl i found him!

Yuna:Really?! :love:

Sora:Yeah..it was hard seen he was dead...

Yuna:Yes..Yes...*nods*

Sora:*pulls his arm and he comes in*

Yuna:OH IT'S....Not you...who is that?...Thats not him!

Sora:Yes it is... Tell Her Marluxia

Yuna:What what?!

Rikku and Paine::greenie: :eek:

Marluxixa: *looks at Yuna* :love:

Yuna:Un...Oh...

Marluxia:Why did you leave me?!

Yuna:Un...

Rikku:Yuna whats this all about? :eek:

Paine:Really.....:eep:

Sora::)

Donald & Goofy::eek: :eek:

Marluxia:Me and you had alot of fun that night!

Yuna:Um....

Rikku:What fun?...

Paine whipers in Rikku ears

Rikku::eek:

Yuna:I better...leave....*flys away*

Marluxia:Wait you can't leave me again! *runs after Yuna*

Sora:My work here is done :D

Donald:O.o

Goofy:Aw...true love

Rikku:Bad Yunie!

Paine::eep:

[Clawsze]

(In Alantica(KH1))

Sora:AARRGHHHH...I'M DROWNING.....AND THE MUSIC.....ARRGGGHHHH!!!!

[Dragonface]

~ At Radiant Garden, Merlin's house ~

Sora: hey guys...ummm whats wrong with Leon?*Point to Squall*
Cid: Some Resident Evil character was so piss to our guy for stealing his name.
Leon 'Squall': Mommy, mommy, mommy...
~ Outside... ~
Leon Kennedy: COME OUT NAME STEALER *Start shotting with his gun* COME!
~ Back inside ~
Sora: Crap...
Goofy: ...huk...
Donald: well...
Nemesis: ...
Samus: You know him?
Nemesis: ...Not realy...
Snake: Lets see...
Raiden: Snake! He'll kill you!
Tron, Megaman & Zero: That user is odder than the rest.
James: So what you're going to change you name to?
Leon 'Squall': ...Harry!
~ Elsewhere in Silent Hill, graveyard ~
Harry: *Came back from the dead* Hell no I'll let someone steal MY name! *Start walking to find Squall*

Its time to see Yen Sid...

~ Sorcerer's Loft, Inside the Tower, Twilight Town ~

Yen Sid: Have you found it yet?
Sora: We have been looking EVERYWHERE and did not told us what to look for!
Yen Sid: Well...Its a book call 'VGB'.
Sora: ...Everyone, we off again...Nemesis, what are you look at?
Nemesis: *Looking inside the book tital 'VGB'*...*drolling*
James: *Look over to see what Nemesis see...*:eek: OMFG, MY WIFE IS HAVE SEX WITH JILL VALENTINE [Nemesis: Instead of try to kill her, I sould have sex with her], YUNA [Paine&Rikku:O.o], CHERYL MASON [Harry Mason: WHAT!?!], EVA [Soild Snake: Mommy?], TIFA [Cloud is about to kill Tifa], ASHEY [Leon K has gone nuts], SEPHIROTH'S MOM [Sephiroth: I had it!*gone of to kill his mother and leave her dead*], SAMUS [Samus: WHERE OR WHEN DID YEN SID GOT THAT FROM???], KAIRI...
Sora: WHAT??????*turn to Yen Sid* YOU ARE SO DEAD YEN SID! *Sora change to Final Form*
Yen Sid: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: HELP ME!!!!!!! *Everyone attack Yen Sid*

[Xam'x]

Sora: *KH2 keyhole lock thing*
Donald: Sora, MUST you flip around like that EVERY TIME you lock a keyhole?
Sora: Well, EXCUSE ME, oh pantless one!
Goofy: *cowers in the corner*

[arcanedude34]

Goody: So where we going now? A-hyuk.
Donald: *indecipherable chatter*
Goofy: ..huh? A-hyuk.
Sora: Thats right Donald, we're going to Disney Castle!
*At DC*
Queen Minnie: Theres a terrible inter dimensional portal in the basement. We need you to travel through this incredibly dangerous and unstable piece of crap and save the world.
Sora::eek:
Goofy::eek: ....a-hyuk.....
Donald: *Wets himself*
*Timeless River*
Goofy: We're just like we were fourteen years ago! A-huk
Donald: Wak! Where'd Sora go?
Donald and Goofy: *look around like idiots*
Goofy: I see him! A-hyuk
Sora: *is an infant*
Donald and Goofy: :sweatdrop

[Dragonface]

~ In TWTMW ~
*Xemnas' back from his hoildays*
Xemnas: I'M BACK!
*A red-haired girl shows up*
RHG: HEY EVERYNOONE, MANSEX BACK! SHE'S BACK!
Xemnas: WTF ARE YOU?
RHG: You know, Axel.
Xemnas: ...YOU'RE NOT AXEL!
~ In TWTNW(diffent one) ~
Axel: WHERES MANSEX?!?
Xemnas(Female): I'M AM!
Saïx: WHERES THE GREAT ONE?!?
Xemnas(Female): I'M AM!
Demyx: WHERES OUR BOSS?!?
Xemnas(Female): I'M AM! *look at Luxord* HELP ME LARXENE!
Luxord: I'm Luxord...SHE'S Larxene...*Point to Larxene*
Larxene:*look at Xemnas(F)*:mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2:
*Roxas apear*
Roxas: WOW! XEMNAS HAS CHANGE SEX!!!!!!
Xemnas(Female): ...help...

[Aerisfanatic]

beast:will you sleep with me?

belle:uhh no sure you have your points but i think that will go under beastyallity, besides even told me your real name

[Griff]

beast:will you sleep with me?

belle:uhh no sure you have your points but i think that will go under beastyallity, besides even told me your real name

Beast: Fine, My real name is Harry Cook.

Belle: Did you just say hairy co-

Beast: I said Cook!

[Dragonface]

~ At Radiant Garden, Merlin's house ~

Sora: hey guys...ummm whats wrong with Leon?*Point to Squall*
Cid: Some Resident Evil character was so piss to our guy for stealing his name.
Leon 'Squall': Mommy, mommy, mommy...
~ Outside... ~
Leon Kennedy: COME OUT NAME STEALER *Start shotting with his gun* COME!
~ Back inside ~
Sora: Crap...
Goofy: ...huk...
Donald: well...
Nemesis: ...
Samus: You know him?
Nemesis: ...Not realy...
Snake: Lets see...
Raiden: Snake! He'll kill you!
Tron, Megaman & Zero: That user is odder than the rest.
James: So what you're going to change you name to?
Leon 'Squall': ...Harry!
~ Elsewhere in Silent Hill, graveyard ~
Harry: *Came back from the dead* Hell no I'll let someone steal MY name! *Start walking to find Squall*

Its time to see Yen Sid...

~ Sorcerer's Loft, Inside the Tower, Twilight Town ~

Yen Sid: Have you found it yet?
Sora: We have been looking EVERYWHERE and did not told us what to look for!
Yen Sid: Well...Its a book call 'VGB'.
Sora: ...Everyone, we off again...Nemesis, what are you look at?
Nemesis: *Looking inside the book tital 'VGB'*...*drolling*
James: *Look over to see what Nemesis see...*:eek: OMFG, MY WIFE IS HAVE SEX WITH JILL VALENTINE [Nemesis: Instead of try to kill her, I sould have sex with her], YUNA [Paine&Rikku:O.o], CHERYL MASON [Harry Mason: WHAT!?!], EVA [Soild Snake: Mommy?], TIFA [Cloud is about to kill Tifa], ASHEY [Leon K has gone nuts], SEPHIROTH'S MOM [Sephiroth: I had it!*gone of to kill his mother and leave her dead*], SAMUS [Samus: WHERE OR WHEN DID YEN SID GOT THAT FROM???], KAIRI...
Sora: WHAT??????*turn to Yen Sid* YOU ARE SO DEAD YEN SID! *Sora change to Final Form*
Yen Sid: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: HELP ME!!!!!!! *Everyone attack Yen Sid*

As what/whos VGB REAL OWNER is...

~ In TWTNW, Zexion's Room ~

Zexion: WTF IS MY VBG!*choking Xenmas' neck*
Xenmas: w....h....a....t....?
Zexion: VBG IS MY PRON BOOK, THAT IS ALSO MY WEAPON!!!!!!!!!!!
Xenmas::eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eep: *Died due to lack of air*

[Clawsze]

Namine:Hi Xehanort...
It's XEMNAS....hi Braig...
It's XIGBAR....hi Dilan...
It's XALDIN....hi Even...
It's VEXEN....hi Aeleus...
It's LEXAEUS....hi Ienzo...
It's ZEXION....hi Sai...
It's SAIX....hi Ale...
It's AXEL....hi Dyme...
It's DEMYX....hi Urlod...
It's LUXORD....hi Rulmari...
It's MARLUXIA....hi Arlene...
It's LARXENE....hi Roxas...
It's SORA......(everyone looks at Sora) uuhhh....bye....

GET HIM!!!!!

Yeah this is what I think their names are...

[Dragonface]

~ At the Cross Road ~

Sora: wait guys, I think I got stones in my shoes
*As Sora remove his 50 SIZE shoe, a 100,000 SIZE FOOT came out*
Donald: :eek:
Goofy: *Ran away* LOOK OUT DONALD!!!!
*Donald died by 'Big foot'*
Sora: HEY WAIT UP! *Ran after Goofy, who is running for his life!*

~ a week later... ~
CCN(Host): Good morning everyone, tonight we have a story that BIG FOOT is real.
CCN(Reporter): Thats right, see that hole there.* Point to Sora's foot print* There is no way any NORMAL would have a foot THAT big, infact THE biggist shoes there is is a 50 size shoe. This foot however is 2000 times bigger, which leave one thing: HOW DID A 100,000 SIZE FOOT COULD FIT A 50 SIZE SHOES!?! Back to you.

[arcanedude34]

Tifa: I'm looking for someone with spiky hair.....
Sora: ...(Me? Riku? Leon? Cloud? Sephiroth?) .....
Tifa: Ummm.. have you seen Cloud?
Sora: Uh, yeah he went to fight Sephiroth.
Tifa: D'oh!

~~Later~~

Cloud: Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: Cloud.... I've been waiting for you.
Cloud: *runs at Sephiroth, trips and falls on Sephiroth's sword- instantly dies*
Sephiroth: ..........................
Sora: O NOES!!!!1111!!!!!!!!11!11ONE!
Sephiroth: I should probably go now.
Vincent: *Shoots Sephiroth.*
Tifa: You aren't even in this game.....
Vincent: Well I should be. I'm m ore bitchin' then Wakka, but he made it in. And Tidus. And Selphie. And YUFFIE, for God's sake.
Barret: My speach pattern and rude @#&@# swearing probably (*)@%^# prevented my fro' gettin' in this God-@!#& game. Yo.
Cloud: Bleeding to death... why wont you help?
Barret, Tifa, Aeris, Red XIII, Yuffie, Cid, Cait Sith: ITS A REUNION!!
Cloud: My blood hurts.
Sora: I'm gonna go now......
Barret, Tifa, Aeris, Red XIII, Yuffie, Cid, Cait Sith: BYE BYE!! And if you see the Black Caped man, tell us!
Sora: ...........

[Dragonface]

[The UFO]

~ in TWTNW, Meeting room ~

Xemnas: Settel down...
*All other Nobodies still talking*
Xemnas: SHUT UP OR I'LL KICK YOUR a$$...?
*Larxene walk in, puke on Saïx's hair and sit down in her seat*
Xemnas: What happen THIS time Larxene? Drinking?
Larxene:...UFO...Anal...Probing...
*All other Nobodies thinks Larxene is joking*
Larxene: ...Carry...Alien...Baby...
All other Nobodies: o.O
Xemnas: ROXAS, GO FIND YOUR OTHER AND BRING HIM HERE! AND RIKU!
Roxas: Fine *Starts going for a hunt for Sora and Riku*

~ Elsewhere, Deep Space (when you are not on any world) ~

Alien1: Have you plant my seeds in her? *Point to a picuter of Larxene*
Alien2: Yes brother, soon she'll give birth to your child.
Alien1: Ofcorse my dear sisther.
Alien1&2: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!



[The UFO 2]

~ Inside Roxas' Gummi Ship 'Shadow' ~
Roxas: Ok Sora...Where are you...?*A UFO flying pass by, few seconds later Sora's ship 'Highwind' pass by* :eek:
*Inside Highwind*
Sora: HOW DARE YOU TO TAKE KAIRI AWAY AND MADE HER TO CARRY ONE OF YOUR KIDS!!!
Riku: YEA!
Kairi: I'M GIVING BIRTH RIGHT NOW!!!!
*A minute later*
*Ping*
*Kairi gave birth to THREE Alien Babies*
Alien Baby 1: Mama*At Kairi*
Alien Baby 2: Dada*At Sora*
Alien Baby 3: HOST! *At Riku*
Riku: Not another one...

[Clawsze]

Sora: I see dead Hear.....(dies)

Goofy: (carrying a sword...:eek: ) STOP SAYING THAT!!!!

[Dragonface]

~ In TWTMW ~
*Xemnas' back from his hoildays*
Xemnas: I'M BACK!
*A red-haired girl shows up*
RHG: HEY EVERYNOONE, MANSEX BACK! SHE'S BACK!
Xemnas: WTF ARE YOU?
RHG: You know, Axel.
Xemnas: ...YOU'RE NOT AXEL!
~ In TWTNW(diffent one) ~
Axel: WHERES MANSEX?!?
Xemnas(Female): I'M AM!
Saïx: WHERES THE GREAT ONE?!?
Xemnas(Female): I'M AM!
Demyx: WHERES OUR BOSS?!?
Xemnas(Female): I'M AM! *look at Luxord* HELP ME LARXENE!
Luxord: I'm Luxord...SHE'S Larxene...*Point to Larxene*
Larxene:*look at Xemnas(F)*:mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2:
*Roxas apear*
Roxas: WOW! XEMNAS HAS CHANGE SEX!!!!!!
Xemnas(Female): ...help...

*Later...*
~ In TWTNW (The First One) ~
Namine: Why do I have to find Xemnas, I'm not even a member...
Blonde Guy: Hey Babe.
Namine: Roxas?
BG: Nope. *Start his drawing on Namine's dress*
Namine: O.o
~ In TWTNW (Second One) ~
Roxas(Male): *Runing past Xigbar* GO AWAY! I'M NOT NAMINE!
Roxas(Female): *Runing after Roxas(M)* COME BACK NAMINE!
Xigbar: ...*Blink*...*Blink*...*Blink*...WOW! I didn't know Namine could use the same Keyblades as Roxas and he's holding his at the same time!

[From XIII to XIV]
~ In TWTNW, Xemnas' Room ~
Namine: MAKE ME A MEMBER!
Xemnas: Sorry, only Nobodies can join.
Namine: I AM! I'M KAIRI'S NOBODY! NOW MAKE ME A MEMBER OR I'LL TELL EVERY OTHER NOBODIES THAT YOU...
Xemnas: OK! OK! I WILL! JUST DON"T TELL THEN THAT!!!
~ Later...In the Meeting Room ~
Roxas: Whats going on?
Axel: New Member?
Xemnas: *Just show up* I'm finally going to make a Nobody who we have for some time but never as our member, will become oue member.
Larxene: There is too many MALES around here.
Xemnas: No. XIV...Namine.
*Namine shows up, wearing black 'Members Gear' instead of her white dress*
All Other Nobodies: O.o/OMG/WTF!?!

[Aerisfanatic]

aerith:tifa i think the creaters like me better

tifa:and what makes you say that?

aerith: cause ill be in this series more than you will ever be i mean you werent even in the first one, and guess wich ff character was seen first

tifa: then why did they give me these big nockers

aerith: to ballance out the rest of the ugly

tifa: your mad cause cloud like me

aerith: why would i be mad before he went off me and cloud spent alot of time with each other and most of it not E rated

[Dragonface]

Tifa: I'M THE MOST SEXY FINAL FANTASY GIRL THERE IS! NOONE CAN BEAT ME!
*Lighting walking past by*
Leon: Petty...*slowly walking after Lighting*
Auron: Whos your daddy? *Walking after Lighting as well*
Sephiroth: That woman looks like Cloud.
Cloud: The maker of FFXIII made a female version of me, that must be her.
*Sephiroth&Cloud walk after Lighting, together!*
Yuna: Have you seen Tidus...*saw Lighting*...Never mind *walk after Lighting*
Sora: Forget Kairi or Namine. *Ran after Lighting*

*2 Hours later, Tifa's alone*

Tifa:...maybe being emo not so bad afterall...

[SnoopyG]

Pluto - "E=MC squared according to Einstein.... Holy mother lords of pearls, i can fucken talk!!! HAHA, in your face mickey you damn rat. :p

[Dragonface]

~ At the Cross Road ~

Sora: wait guys, I think I got stones in my shoes
*As Sora remove his 50 SIZE shoe, a 100,000 SIZE FOOT came out*
Donald: :eek:
Goofy: *Ran away* LOOK OUT DONALD!!!!
*Donald died by 'Big foot'*
Sora: HEY WAIT UP! *Ran after Goofy, who is running for his life!*

~ a week later... ~
CCN(Host): Good morning everyone, tonight we have a story that BIG FOOT is real.
CCN(Reporter): Thats right, see that hole there.* Point to Sora's foot print* There is no way any NORMAL would have a foot THAT big, infact THE biggist shoes there is is a 50 size shoe. This foot however is 2000 times bigger, which leave one thing: HOW DID A 100,000 SIZE FOOT COULD FIT A 50 SIZE SHOES!?! Back to you.

~ In TWTNW, outside of Xemnas' room ~

Xemnas:Mmmmmm*open his door...* WTF!?!
*A size 100,000 foot print in Xemnas's room*
Xemnas: ...WE GOT BIGFOOT HERE!!!!!!!!!!
~ Roxas' Room ~
Roxas: *Trying to put his shoes back on* That shougth teach him 'never pissed a Keyblade master off'.

[arcanedude34]

aerith:tifa i think the creaters like me better

tifa:and what makes you say that?

aerith: cause ill be in this series more than you will ever be i mean you werent even in the first one, and guess wich ff character was seen first

tifa: then why did they give me these big nockers

aerith: to ballance out the rest of the ugly

tifa: your mad cause cloud like me

aerith: why would i be mad before he went off me and cloud spent alot of time with each other and most of it not E rated


You really don't know when to quit, do you?

[Dragonface]

Tron: MCP, YOUR GOING DOWN!
MCP: Nice try Tron. Can't you do better than that?
Sora: Do you want AIDs?
MPC: O_O NOT THE AIDS, ANYTHING BUY THAT!

[Clawsze]

(In the Leaf Village)

Sora: Weird world this is.
Donald: YOU ARE NOT F****** YODA!!!!

(Naruto appears in Sexy no Jutsu form)

Naruto: Hi Boys!!!
Sora::eek: :eek: :) :) :D :D
Goofy::eek::eek: :confused: :confused: :eep: :eep:
Donald: :eek: :eek: :( :( :cry: :cry:
Roxas: :eek: :eek: :tongue: :tongue: :greenie: :greenie:

Sora and Co die from nose bleeds

[Aerisfanatic]

aerith:tifa i think the creaters like me better

tifa:and what makes you say that?

aerith: cause ill be in this series more than you will ever be i mean you werent even in the first one, and guess wich ff character was seen first

tifa: then why did they give me these big nockers

aerith: to ballance out the rest of the ugly

tifa: your mad cause cloud like me

aerith: why would i be mad before he went off me and cloud spent alot of time with each other and most of it not E rated


You really don't know when to quit, do you? neither do you.. why do you care so much what i think.. now cut it out you dont want to close another thread, and this is like a fanfic remember? just look at the title

[Griff]

Kairi: Hey Riku!
Riku: No time to talk, Kairi, I'm trying to look moody and cool.
Kairi: Huh?
*Mickey shows up*
Mickey: Have either of you seen Sora this morning?
Riku/Kairi: No
*They hear rap music playing and Sora walking towards them wearing pimp gear*
Sora: Yo what's going down in the hood homies? *looks at Kairi* Ooh, you got some serious booty there sister.
Kairi: What?
Riku: He must have succumb to the darkness. Mickey! Try to bring him back to the light!
Mickey:.......*sighs* Damn kids...

[f f freak]

Aeris: Cloud pick me!!!!
Tifa: No pick me.
Sephiroth: No Cloud, Pick me!!
Cloud: Sorry girls but Sephi has a real big one. Sword I mean. *Snickers*
*Sephi and Cloud walk into the sunset.*
Tifa: WTF!!!!!
Aeris: Man that always happens.
*Sora walks along*
Sora: Hey girls whats up?
Aeris: Sora pick me!!
Tifa: No pick me
Riku: No Sora, pick me.
Sora: Sorry girls but Riku has a real big one. Keyblade that is *Snickers*
*Sora and Riku walk off into the sunset.*
Tifa: Deja vu.
*Goofy walks along*
Goofy: Hey girls. *hyuk*
Aeris: Goofy pick me.
Tifa: Screw this. *Walks off*
Goofy: Sorry Aeris but I'm with Donald.
Aeris: Why does nobody love me!!!

[arcanedude34]

Sephiroth: So, Aerith and Tifa, wanna see me try on my shoe collection again?
Tifa and Aerith: KILL ME
_____________________________
Riku: Kairi's heart, is inside you!
Sora: Who elses heart is in there?
Riku: Well, yours, Kairis, Donalds, Walt Disneys, Ronald McDonalds, Alvin and the Chipmunks, and Michael Jackson
Sora: Oh, ye gods....
_____________________________
Axel: I'm gay.
_____________________________
Jack: Ye be fergetting one very important thing, mateys. I be Cap'n Jack Sparrow.
Barbossa: Aw, crap. Jack? Damn I be fergetting that was ye.
Jack: Wait... what?
______________________________
Cloud: Look, I'll level with you Aerith. You... just aren't hot... you're a complete cow... and frankly, Tifa is awesome in everyway
Aerith: But... dating you is the only way to relive my years with Zack.
Cloud: Oh, and there's that. And that fact that you are, and always will be, DEAD.
Tifa: I like kittens.
Cloud: .........
Aerith: ......... Me too.
Cloud: ..........
Tifa: There's too many ostriches here.
Aerith: I'm gonna go rape Zacks corpse now. Cloud, you can come if your pretend to be another Zack.
Cloud: Naw, I think I'll pass.

[Aerisfanatic]

tifa:hey aeris what are you doing?

aeris:just reading my fan mail,(grabs letter from an extremely big bag)

tifa:hey some of these are from cloud

aeris:ya i put that under the a list, ya know a list of letters i wanna read again...

tifa: *dear aeris ill always love you and- (snatches out of hand)

aeris: sorry personal pile (slips letter into jacket pocket)

tifa: i guess i should read my fan mail... only a small bag and they are all from rude:mad:

cloud:oo a letter from aeris *I might go far away, even if you moved on, ill come back... cause i know youll be waiting*

tifa: what?

aeris: i sent that one along time ago

cloud: ya i really apreciate it!

tifa: you know what im going to read, MY fan mail somewhere else

(storms out)

aeris: whats wrong with her?

cloud: no clue

aeris&cloud::lovers:

(my opinion based fan fic)

[Clawsze]

Riku vs. Roxas

Roxas runs up the tower....

Riku: (snaps and music plays)

Roxas: WTF!!!

Riku takes of his cloak and is revealed as Michael Jackson!!!

Riku: CHAMONE!!!!I WANT YOUR KIDS

Roxas:barf:

[Dragonface]

Barney: Nobody loves me...
Dusk1: OMG! OMG! ITS BARNEY THE DINOSAUR!
Dusk2: Lets kipnap him and bring him to our lords.

*Ping, Barney has been kipnap!*

*Later...*
Tinkey:Tinkey Winkey! Nobody loves me...
Dragoon1: TINKEY WINKEY HERE!
Dragoon2: GRAP HIM!

*Ping, Tinkey has been kipnap!*

*Later, again...*
Hi-5 Crew: Um...Nobody loves us...
Dancer1: HI-5!
Dancer2: LETS CATCH'EM ALL!

*Ping, Hi-5 Crew has been kipnap!*

*later...*
CCN Host: This is CCN live, tonight we have a lots of missing kiddies shows and the poice WITH the help of the FBI, they got nothing.

*In TWTNW*
Xemnas: AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN!
Tinkey: ...I forgot my lines...
Xemnas: I SAID...AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN!

*I'll stop here, you don't want to know what the other Nobodies are doing with other kiddies show hosts*

[ReloadPsi]

Goofy: No fair! I wanted to be the lion!

[arcanedude34]

tifa:hey aeris what are you doing?

aeris:just reading my fan mail,(grabs letter from an extremely big bag)

tifa:hey some of these are from cloud

aeris:ya i put that under the a list, ya know a list of letters i wanna read again...

tifa: *dear aeris ill always love you and- (snatches out of hand)

aeris: sorry personal pile (slips letter into jacket pocket)

tifa: i guess i should read my fan mail... only a small bag and they are all from rude:mad:

cloud:oo a letter from aeris *I might go far away, even if you moved on, ill come back... cause i know youll be waiting*

tifa: what?

aeris: i sent that one along time ago

cloud: ya i really apreciate it!

tifa: you know what im going to read, MY fan mail somewhere else

(storms out)

aeris: whats wrong with her?

cloud: no clue

aeris&cloud::lovers:

(my opinion based fan fic)



Hey, about the other thread, I'm sorry. I've been very cross lately (I'm figting w/ one of my best friends) and just needed to take it out on someone. But maybe you should post these things on a FFVII thread since they have nothing to do w/ KH in any way.

_____________________________________

Sephiroth: Now, Sora, I think I want your keybla-
Cloud: *stabs Sephiroth through back, like Sephy did to Aeris*
Cloud: HOW DO YOU LIKE IT, BASTARD?
Aeris: ....
Sephiroth: ....
Tifa: ....
Sora: ....
Cloud: I like air conditioners :bow:Bow down to the AC God, Tally Kupo!
Aeris: ....
Sephiroth: ....
Tifa: ....
Sora: ....

[Aerisfanatic]

tifa:hey aeris what are you doing?

aeris:just reading my fan mail,(grabs letter from an extremely big bag)

tifa:hey some of these are from cloud

aeris:ya i put that under the a list, ya know a list of letters i wanna read again...

tifa: *dear aeris ill always love you and- (snatches out of hand)

aeris: sorry personal pile (slips letter into jacket pocket)

tifa: i guess i should read my fan mail... only a small bag and they are all from rude:mad:

cloud:oo a letter from aeris *I might go far away, even if you moved on, ill come back... cause i know youll be waiting*

tifa: what?

aeris: i sent that one along time ago

cloud: ya i really apreciate it!

tifa: you know what im going to read, MY fan mail somewhere else

(storms out)

aeris: whats wrong with her?

cloud: no clue

aeris&cloud::lovers:

(my opinion based fan fic)



Hey, about the other thread, I'm sorry. I've been very cross lately (I'm figting w/ one of my best friends) and just needed to take it out on someone. But maybe you should post these things on a FFVII thread since they have nothing to do w/ KH in any way.

_____________________________________


i know i was always planning to put sora in but i keep forgeting

[Clawsze]

Sora:I see(gets head smashed)

Goofy: STOP SAYING THAT YOU (beep) MORON!!!(smashes Sora to bits)

Donald: :eek:

Goofy: You tell I kill.....get Sora clone #147

Sora: I(dies from sledgehammer related death)

Donald: GOOFY HE WAS GOING TO SAY "I AM SORA"!!!!

Goofy: You.....will.....make......nice......dinner...

Donald: NONNONONO GOOFY NNOOOOOOooooo.......