FFIX Bloopers

[Akira Strife]

Just post some funny bloopers and let other viewers see them!

here's one!:

Zidane: Tell me, quina, are you a man or a woman?
Quina: I got sausage.
Zidane: oh right... ive gotta go right now, see ya lat...
Quina: Is big sausage!!
You want big sausage? I got big sausage!!
*Zidane runs away*
*Quina gets a sausage sandwich out*
Quina: why zidane run? I hurt...
*eats big sausage*

[Eiko Guy]

rofkmfao good one that is too funny

[_yeojina_]

Simple, yet hilarious.

Zidane: OH MY GOD!!! IT'S A GIRL!!! TO THE HILLS!!!

[Rantz]

Steiner: "I'll save you princess!" *Slips*

[Chris]

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:D

[Twilight Edge]

Vivi:*casts fire**backfires**BOOM**Vivi's face is so black you can't even see his eyes*

[Quindiana Jones]

Zidane bum grope scene.

Zidane: "oo-eurgh, cellulite"

[Darth Cid]

Zidane: "...This is a blooper, lol"

[kuja's bird]

Kuja: Why does evrybody fight all the time? Why can't we all leaarn to get along? :kaocheer:

[_yeojina_]

Quina: *Starts glomping Steiner*

Fin.

[Darth Cid]

*The FMV where Zidane swings down from from the castle into the Prima Vista chasing after Garnet*

Zidane: *Zidane's rope snaps* "OH NO, NOT ANOTHER 'FF9 BLOOPERS' THRRRRRREAD!" *crashes to the ground* "...blooper threads...hurt."

[Quindiana Jones]

Amarant: "Man...that Brahne...she's one cool chick."
Zidane: "Yeah I know, I wish I was more like her."
Vivi: "Totally. She had the best hair I've ever seen."
Kuja: "Yeah I know...Pass the ketchup."


Any moogles: "Kupo can suck my bobble."

[Ace14]

*The FMV where Zidane swings down from from the castle into the Prima Vista chasing after Garnet*

Zidane: *Zidane's rope snaps* "OH NO, NOT ANOTHER 'FF9 BLOOPERS' THRRRRRREAD!" *crashes to the ground* "...blooper threads...hurt."
Dagger's rope goes through a fireworks show and she gets blown off on to Zidane and Steiner makes it safely to the end.:D

[Zellmfh]

Vivi: I never really thought about girls...
Zidane: aww but that 's okay, just come out of the closet!

[StarChild]

Zidane bum grope scene.

Zidane: "oo-eurgh, cellulite"

haha! that's awesome!

[daggertrepe]

This is too similar to "what they would never say"

[_yeojina_]

Scene where Quina licks the crystal thing

Quina: *Licks crystal* *Tongue gets stuck* Help! My tongue stuck on crystal!

[Moon Rabbits]

rofkmfao nigga that is too funny

Was the racial slur needed?

[General Beranger Stone]

Vivi: LINE I NEED MY LINE

Yuna: Vivi just smile you don't need to say anything yet

Vivi: I WANT MY LINE BITCH


( unknown fact: before FFX and FFX-2 Yuna was a stage hand for the other FFs)

[Eiko Guy]

sorry aisle_s im used to sayin it so much ya dig i live in texas

[IceAngel]

*Whilst flying airship over Treno*

Zidane: Dark....
*reverses ship slightly*
Zidane: Light...
*ship moves back and forward*
Zidane: dark! light! dark! light! dark! light.........

[Quindiana Jones]

Hahaha

[Brennan]

(At the FMV when Steiner hits the building on the rope)
*Steiner's rope slips and he falls and busts a nut on a pole*
Steiner:SON OF A :save::save::save::save::save:
Vivi:Steiner that isn't so bad...
*Vivi whispers into Steiner's ears and Steiner says in shock*
Steiner:You mean she riped it off?!?!
Vivi:Yes, she sold it to Holmes :holmes:

[Incinerator]

Fratley after pretending he had amnesia in Cleyra: Can't that chick accept I'm not into girls?
Zidane: I hear ya'
*Everyone looks at him strangly*
Yuna: And cut!

My first, don't be too harsh.

[Quindiana Jones]

I loooove random things! Darn tooting those two were mmmmmdelicious.


*people below during Attack of the Silver Dragons*

Man: By Jove, look at the size of those pigeons!
Old Woman: Yes, perhaps I should stop feeding them...
Man: Oh no, don't do that, they might start attacking us again. *dead Silver Dragon falls out of sky, landing in front of people*
Old Woman: I'll get the bread.



(at start of game)
*game*: Use the bong in the middle of the room!!!
Zidane: Don't need to tell me twice!

[Rantz]

(at start of game)
*game*: Use the bong in the middle of the room!!!
Zidane: Don't need to tell me twice!
Hee hee :D

Zorn and Thorn having a discussion:

Zorn: You know, Isaac?
Thorn: You suck, I know!
Zorn: No, Isaac, the guy we killed a month ago!
Thorn: ... :eek:

I didn't want to take that one too far :rolleyes2

[Quindiana Jones]

Rantz can totally relate to mine....*ahem*

Yours made me chuckle :D

[G SpOtZ]

Brahne: Wh-... Where'd everybody go?
Beatrix: They were absorbed into your fat crevices. I had to slash my way out. Btw, you're bleeding ketchup and mustard all over the carpet.
Brahne: Fetch me my hotdogs.

[Incinerator]

Quina at swamp

Quina: How dare Brahne fire me! I thought at SHE would eat frogs, she eats everything else!

[Quindiana Jones]

Brahne: I love the Atkins Diet.....*carries on eating*

[f f freak]

At Auditions for parts

Zidane: Hey Squall.....SQUALL???!!!
Squall:Hey Zidane what's up?
Zidane: What are you doing here?
Squall: I need some money for Rinoa's food she's been eating a lot lately
Zidane: Why has she been eating a lot?
Squall: Well she isn't so famous any more so she auditioned for Garnet but they gave it to someone else so she decided to audition for..... ummmm well......... Queen Brahne
Zidane: *Bursts out laughing then stops*
*Rinoa rolls across screen*
Zidane: WTF???!!! She's huge
Squall: Yeah tell me about it I have to sleep with her
Rinoa: I heard that!!!!
Squall: Gotta run
Rinoa: GRAAAGH!!!!
*Squall runs away from Rinoa rolling like a boulder trying to crush Squall*
Zidane: What a strange couple

[EmuMaster2002]

Kuja: Your mom, Zidane!
Zidane: ... *headbutts Kuja*

Kupo: RED CARD! You can't exist for the first quarter of FFX!

Also, first post ever.

[Ozmoid]

Zidane: So im not from Gaia? huh. Well, i guess that's what ruby ment whan she said i wa Out of this world heheh Allll-riiiiight!

[Medi]

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc2/11-fleetcont/00022.jpg
Brahne: Damn, you're ugly!

[LuvinLatia]

*before brahne destroys cleyra*

Quina: Sand so delicious here!
Zidane: Quina, you stay here and wait for us.
Quina starts to eat the sand.
Zidane and Co. notice a shaking in the tree.
Quina yells: TIMBER!!!!
Cleyra is destroyed.
Queen Brahnes troops arrive.
Brahne: Where did Cleyra go?
Beatrix: I don't know but you have t find another use for that eidolon.
Brahne: TO THE IIFA TREE!!!!!
Shoots off to the Iifa Tree.

[Cid's_Lady_Erin]

*Whilst flying airship over Treno*

Zidane: Dark....
*reverses ship slightly*
Zidane: Light...
*ship moves back and forward*
Zidane: dark! light! dark! light! dark! light.........

XD I did that too!

((Scene in the beginning where Garnet and Dagger are attempting to escape on the Prima Vista))
Brahne: Oh, Zidane! Are you okay? That looked like nasty fire!
Zidane: *oh gawd* You're supposed to be motioning forward the cannon Ma'!!
Brahne: We're still on? Oh, poopie. Am I getting a paycut for this?

[salvaje]

Zidane: So, what's happenin', sexy lady?
Director: Zidane.
Zidane: How 'bout you and me ditch this shindig? I know a good restaurant in Treno. A lil' dinner, some dancing...
Director: Zidane.
Zidane: I mean, a beautiful broad like you doesn't need to be working here--
Director: Da**it, Zidane! You're supposed to flirt with GARNET - not Queen BRAHNE!!!
Zidane: Oh shiii--my bad! Without the make-up, they look so much alike...
Brahne: [thoroughly flushed]
Garnet: [thoroughly insulted]

[Fantasy Fan]

Vivi: What's that smell?
Amarant: Okay, who's farted?
Zidane: I think it was the princess.
Garnet: What?
Steiner: How dare you speak of her like that.
Kuja: Is everyone quite done?
Zidane: Shut up, atleast I don't wear a thong!