Things characters from FFX would never say...

[Kuroneko]

Saw one of these on the FFX-2 boards and thought it would be good to have one here :P

1. Yuna: Eh. this pilgrimage thingy's too hard, I give up. C'mon Seymour let's go get a pizza or something

2. Kimahri: Hmm. Kimahri should stop talking like Kimahri lost brain when he lost horn.

(no offence to kimahri! he rules! Just thought it sounded funny :p )

3. Lulu to O'aka: OMG! a poisonous Hamtaro plushie! it must be mine! err, I mean it has high attack and raises magic by 15%... ahehe...

[Psydekick]

Yuna: I have done it, i have become a summoner

Wakka: ohh F**K now i have to go on a F**K*** pilgrimage:mad2:

[Badge]

Tidus:Where the F**K am i!
Yuna:Spira
Tidus:WTF!

[Twilight Edge]

Yuna:I should stop walking like a penguin.

or

Yuna:I should just wear my old hot outfits.(or in other words,the FFX-2 ones)

[Hambone]

Tidus: I am going to dedicate my life to become... a temple monk.

Auron: Hey, guess what, Tidus, you've been punk'd!

Yuna: Wow. The fayth for Ifrit is sooo hot!

Wakka: OMG. I just realized that I damage fiends by throwing blitzballs at them! That is so retarded!

Lulu: Eggs

Rikku: Kimahri, I love you.

Kimahri: *says a sentence with extremely high vocabulary*

[Odaisé Gaelach]

Seymour: Anyone got a tub of hair gel and a bobby pin handy?

[TurkSlayer]

Kimarhi: But soft! What light from yonder window breaks? Tis the east, and Yuna is the sun!

Wakka: Chappu can kiss my shiny metal ass!

Lulu: OMG!! That is moogle is, like, so TOTALLY cute!

Yuna: Seymour, SEX!

Auron: WTF? Fuck your story!

[Fantasy Lover]

Lucil, I want KFC (kentucky fried chocobo)

[Psydekick]

Tidus: (To luca goers) Go on act like cocky bar****d you S**t bliztball team, ill kick youre fat asses with my Sphere Shot!:p

[Jessweeee♪]

Wow. I'm not going to even bother posting here. hmmmmmmmm? I just did? oops.

[Twilight Edge]

Tidus:WTF?This brotherhood sword is made up of a wooden handle and semi-coagulated water for a blade!

[Jessweeee♪]

Wait...isn't there already one of these, or was it closed?
I remember posting:
Auron: This is it. This is your story.
Tidus: What?
Auron: Once upon a time...

[~SapphireStar~]

Yuna: (holding up what use to be jeans) OK! Which one of you perverts has shrink my fav blue denim jeans?! They look like hotpants!
*hiding Auron, Tidus, Wakka, Brother* Snigger!

[obsessed_wif_yuna]

lulu: cheese

tidus: kiss my hairy yellow butt

[Twilight Edge]

Wakka:OWOWOW!!THIS BALL HAS THORNS!HOW THE HELL AM I GOIN' TO HOLD IT,YA??!!

[Dr.M]

[QUOTE=The Kupo Man]
Auron: hey, guess what, Tidus, you've been punk'd!
[QUOTE]


hahahaha! pmsl! thats good!

rikku: why can't i have the soft toy weapons!:mad:

[General Beranger Stone]

Yuna: like omg look at her butt.... makes me wana just grab it and do naughty things.

Lulu: Yuna *giggles* stop doing that its making me wet... stop it *giggles*

Tidus: umm Yuna you left ur panties on my ummm bed and OMG YOUR BYI?

Auron: and so begins the story of Tidus Spira's first pimp.

Lady Yunalesca: Tidus come here and give me a big fat kiss you sexy dog you and you too Yuna i want a threesome

(I apologize but Lady Yunalesca is sexy till she transforms. and i'm bored and FFXI has been down for 1 month and my PS2 isn't working so i'm on withdrawl from FF)

[Christmas]

Yuna, you might catch a cold in that X-2 outfit of yours.

Rikku, how much for a quickie?

Paine, are you a Goth?

[Physics Homework Help]

Thanks

[Psychotic]

ThanksThis is true. In the Japanese version, Yuna is meant to say "thank you" as her parting words to Tidus but in the English release, she says "I love you". Great post, Physics Homework Help!