KH2 Bloopers

[Akira Strife]

Just post some funny bloopers and make people laugh!

Here are two examples:

1.At the very last battle, Xemnas is wearing a "DALMATION" coat. Sora starts playing a Saxaphone and Riku plays the piano.
Riku: (sings) Xemnas De Vil.
Xemnas De Vil.
If he doesn't scare you, then nobody will.
He's got that sly appearance and the looks that could kill.
O Xemnas, O Xemnas De Vil.
(everybody breaks out into a groove)

2. Sora and co. arrive at the underworld......
Donald: Okay Sora! We're here! Sora What are you doing?
Sora: *hiding under a blanket* I see dead people........

[Eiko Guy]

right when sora wouldve beat roxas
sora:why are you doing this
rxas:because i hate you i should be you
sora : oh your mad cuz your blond right
roxas:huh
sora: look there's a twenty dollar bill over their
roxas: huh where
sora:doomtrain
roxas uhah
sora:hahahahahah i win

[Marluxiaswife]

YuRiPa talking to Sora Donald and Goofy

Rkku:"Later un...... Whatever!"
*Sephiroth appears*
Donald:"Sora, Sephiroth came at the wrong sceen!"
Sora:"Sephiroth!, what are you doing?"
Sephiroth:"I got tried for my sceen to come up so i came now"
Yuna:"Sephiroth!!" yuna in a winey voice
Rikku:"Wait outside!, its almost your turn!"
Paine:Shiff Shiff "Yes now go!, your making us look bad!"
Sepiroth arms out
Sephiroth:"Finally I'am not the only one with wings!, my very one daugthers!"
YuRiPa Screams
Sora:He's your Dad!"
Paine:No! now lets dissapear!"
YuRiPa Dissapear
Sephiorth: Wait! *dissapear to were they are YuRiPa are*

Goofy:This was not spose to happen....

CUT CUT!!

[McLovin']

Isn't this like "Things KH characters would never say" thread?

[Tifa's Real Lover(really]

no not really

[Demon Lancer]

Riku: (sings) Xemnas De Vil.
Xemnas De Vil.
If he doesn't scare you, then nobody will.

I believe that the wirds are
"If she doesn;t scare you no evil thing will"
:choc2:


Right when Goofey gets hit with the rock after the 1000 heartless battle.

Mikey: Oh noes Goofey just got pwnt in the face.... You will pay for this."
Sora: "Ding dong the Goofey's dead :D"
Donald: "Thats not nice Sora he was mah best friend"
Sora: For 1. you have no friends you steal my kills, and 2. Your next,..." -_-

[Griff]

Final Battle
Sora: So Riku, you played San Andreas yet?
Riku: No, I've been gone too long, what's it like?
Sora: Kinda like this *pulls out gun and shoots Xemnas*
Riku: Well that was easy
Sora, Now let's go find Kairi and I'll show you the Hot Coffee mod...
Director: Cut!

[Tifa's Real Lover(really]

priceless

[CloudLeonHeart44]

Halloween Town Santas House
Jack S.: Sora I would like to interduce you to....
Sora: SANTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**Sora jumps on santas lap**
Sora: I want a Pony, Some Power Rangers,A NEW Keyblade,A puppy, A Ansem Doll......
Jack S.: I Guess The Director Forget To Tell Sora Santa Was Making An Appearance.HUh Goofy Donald?
** Looks Over **
Goofy: Me Next Me Next!
Donald: I WAS HERE FIRST!
CUT CUT CUT CUT!

[Twilight Edge]

before fighting Sephiroth:

Sephiroth:What is Cloud doing?
Sora:Your ass.
Sephiroth:Hmmm......I never knew he was behind me......
*Sora falls off cliff laughing*

or

Sephiroth:What is Cloud doing?
Sora:Saving the planet.
Sephiroth:So he......that worthless creature......is stealing the planet away from mother......
Sora:So what if he is?
Sephiroth:But don't worry......I'm here now......
*Sephiroth kills Sora,Donald and Goofy and jumps off the cliff with Jenova's head like he did in Last Order*

[-Riku-]

these are all so funny!

[Roxas's Oblivion]

okay sora visits midgar

Cloud: here midgar thught you'd like it
Sora: ummm why are we blocks
Cloud:what yah mean?
Sora: look we have no fingers and how are we talking without a mouth
Cloud: were your crew
Sora: they hit the slums
Cloud: Oh no not Dan Martains house ( the pimp that took aries ff7 )
Sora: whos that
Cloud: ull meet him
Donald: sora help hes got a =====D welll cast sumthin on the snake
Goffy: ill get it (grabs on)
Sora: now thats one kill you can take from me goffy.
wow thats long

[Griff]

okay sora visits midgar

Cloud: here midgar thught you'd like it
Sora: ummm why are we blocks
Cloud:what yah mean?
Sora: look we have no fingers and how are we talking without a mouth
Cloud: were your crew
Sora: they hit the slums
Cloud: Oh no not Dan Martains house ( the pimp that took aries ff7 )
Sora: whos that
Cloud: ull meet him
Donald: sora help hes got a =====D welll cast sumthin on the snake
Goffy: ill get it (grabs on)
Sora: now thats one kill you can take from me goffy.
wow thats long
that was slightly disturbing. And it's Don Corneo