Final Fantasy II Character Elimination Game

[DarkLadyNyara]

Poke Minwu

Maria 220
Mindu 160
Gareth 100
Emperor 260

[scrumpleberry]

Whack Minwu, heal Maria

Maria 240
Mindu 140
Gareth 100
Emperor 260

[DarkLadyNyara]

Poke Minwu

Maria 240
Mindu 120
Gareth 100
Emperor 260

[Decessus]

Chuck meat cleaver at Minwu.

Maria 240
Mindu 100
Gareth 100
Emperor 260

[Evastio]

Heal Mindu, Hurt Gareth

Maria 240
Mindu 120
Gareth 80
Emperor 260

[Decessus]

Make Ricard cry.

Maria 240
Mindu 120
Gareth 60
Emperor 260

[DarkLadyNyara]

Hurt Minwu

Maria 240
Mindu 100
Gareth 60
Emperor 260

[scrumpleberry]

Give pie to Maria, throw grenade at Minwu

Maria 260
Mindu 80
Gareth 60
Emperor 260

[Decessus]

Strangle Minwu.

Maria 260
Mindu 60
Gareth 60
Emperor 260

[Evastio]

Heal Mindu, Hurt Gareth

Maria 260
Mindu 80
Gareth 40
Emperor 260

[druinmaster]

Heal Gareth
Hurt the emperor

Maria 260
Mindu 80
Gareth 60
Emperor 240

[Tempest]

Hurt Minwu, Heal Gareth

Maria 260
Mindu 60
Gareth 80
Emperor 240

[Zeromus_X]

Heal Emperor, hurt Gareth.

Maria 260
Mindu 60
Gareth 60
Emperor 260

[DarkLadyNyara]

Hurt Ricard

Maria 260
Mindu 60
Gareth 40
Emperor 260

[Decessus]

Hurt Minwu

Maria 260
Mindu 40
Gareth 40
Emperor 260

Some one hurt one of the 40's!

[DarkLadyNyara]

Some one hurt one of the 40's!
But I want to kill them. :p

Hurt Maria

Maria 240
Mindu 40
Gareth 40
Emperor 260

[Decessus]

Some one hurt one of the 40's!
But I want to kill them. :p
But i want to make a gruesome death for one of them...

Hurt Maria

Maria 220
Mindu 40
Gareth 40
Emperor 260

[DarkLadyNyara]

Hurt Maria

Maria 200
Mindu 40
Gareth 40
Emperor 260


But i want to make a gruesome death for one of them...
Compromise, maybe? You get Minwu, I get Gareth?

[Decessus]

Sounds good.

Hurt Gareth

Maria 200
Mindu 40
Gareth 20
Emperor 260

[DarkLadyNyara]

Hurt Minwu

Maria 200
Mindu 20
Gareth 20
Emperor 260

[Decessus]

Minwu begged for mercy tied to a table like the insect he is. A horrible grin crept it's way across my face as I revved up the chainsaw. Down the chainsaw came and began to tear at his flesh as I maniacly laughed. Blood rained down the battle field and Minwu began shrieking like a little girl. Finally his legs were removed and I left momentarly to let him drown in his blood. He thought the worst was over, but I would spare him no mercy. I came back with a package of salt. I took handfulls at a time, rubbing them into his bloody stubs enjoying his every cry of pain. When the package was empty, I grabbed a meat cleaver and tore a hole through his stomache. My hand made it's way through the yellow pus, and from the hole I pulled his intestines through. Minwu watched his organs come through the hole and felt life slipping away. I grabbed his intestines and used them to stangle him and watched him die. There on the table layed an empty shell, and I proceeded to swim in a pool of his blood.

Maria 200
Mindu -1
Gareth 20
Emperor 260

Maria, mortified and traumatized by watching this unholy ritual, went insane, and now I must liberate her, through DEATH.

Whoops, got a little carried away there... :D

[DarkLadyNyara]

Gets Emperor to brutally slaughter Ricard. :radred: Sits back and watches with a bowl of popcorn. Good times.

Maria 200
Gareth 0
Emperor 260

[Decessus]

Hurt Maria.

Maria 180
Emperor 260

[DarkLadyNyara]

Hurt Maria

Maria 160
Emperor 260

[Decessus]

Hurt Maria

Maria 140
Emperor 260

[DarkLadyNyara]

Hurt Maria.

Maria 120
Emperor 260

Decessus, you are a very disturbing individual. Kudos. :D

[Decessus]

Decessus, you are a very disturbing individual. Kudos. :D
What's so disturbing about brightening up the day?

Hurt Maria.

Maria 100
Emperor 260

[DarkLadyNyara]

Hurt Maria

Maria 80
Emperor 260


What's so disturbing about brightening up the day?
No...comment...

[Doomie]

Mindu and Leon were the coolest characters in the game. Nice work, guys. :(

[Tempest]

I hate you all. :twak:

Maria 100
Emperor 240

[Decessus]

Yeah, I love you guys too.

[DarkLadyNyara]

Mindu and Leon were the coolest characters in the game. Nice work, guys. Minwu's okay, but Leon sucks.


I hate you all. :twak:
Hey, it's every (wo)man for themselves, now. :D

Hurt Maria, Heal Emperor
Maria 80
Emperor 260

[Decessus]

Hurt Maria
Maria 60
Emperor 260

Death to the protagonist.

[DarkLadyNyara]

Hurt Maria. Sorry, Kain's_girl. :(

Maria 40
Emperor 260


Death to the protagonist.
Indeed.

[Decessus]

Hurt Maria

Maria 20
Emperor 260

I'll allow someone else the honor, since I creep people out for unknown reasons.

[DarkLadyNyara]

Unleashes stabbity death upon Maria, then does a victory dance through the topic.

Maria 0
Emperor 260

BEHOLD THE TRIUMPH OF EVIL!!! :radred: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Decessus]

Stab Emperor while he gloats.

Emperor 240

It's not over till everyone dies.

It IS the elimination game.

[DarkLadyNyara]

Heal emperor. Besides, killing him never worked before. :D

Emperor 260

[Decessus]

The emperor dies in accidental paper cut incedent.

Emperor 0

That makes me the winner by default.

All hail me.

[DarkLadyNyara]

The emperor dies in accidental paper cut incedent.
...And returns from Hell and kills you. :D

Emperor 260
Decessus 0

[Decessus]

Ha, way to kill my doppleganger.

Besides, how does he come back? He already sold his soul to come back alive.

[Zeromus_X]

Now aren't you happy I healed the Emperor those other times? ;)

Evil ftw.

Emperor 999,999,999

I don't see you summoning hellspawn to conquer the world.

[Decessus]

I don't see you summoning hellspawn to conquer the world.
What does hellspawn have do with it? People just naturally kiss my @ss.

[DarkLadyNyara]

Besides, how does he come back? He already sold his soul to come back alive.
He took over heaven and Hell, I don't think a second resurection is gonna be that difficult. :D

[Decessus]

What are you talking about? He took over hell and then was destroyed.

[DarkLadyNyara]

Have you played Dawn of Souls?

[Decessus]

Yes, but he was destroyed on both sides.

Besides, after further review of the game, I'm not sure he really conquered hell, but just chilled there.

http://www.ffcompendium.com/h/ff2story.shtml

[DarkLadyNyara]

Either way, he's pretty difficult to kill. And I still don't see how you can kill someone who's already dead.

[Decessus]

I can't see how something dead can be alive.

[Zeromus_X]

I don't know, but somehow he can. (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i166/Zeromus_X/reversepandaemoniumemperorffiigba.jpg)

[DarkLadyNyara]

It's one of the great mysteries of the FFII universe. :D

[Tempest]

:whimper:


Oh well. :D

[Evastio]

I really wanted Mindu or the Mythril Kid to win. :(

I guess the Emperor is cool enough to win. :)

[druinmaster]

well time to restart the elimination
Hurt Firion
Heal Cid
Firion 140
Maria 160
Gus 160
Mindu 160
Josef 160
Gordon 160
Leila 160
Gareth 160
Leon 160
Hilda 160
Pavel 160
Cid 180
Nellie 160
Borghen 160
Elina 160
Gottos 160
Emperor 160