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escobert
06-14-2006, 09:34 PM
"I look at those people and I say, 'Bring it. I'm a Scientologist, man. What do you want to know?' I don't mind answering questions."

YA MAN BRING IT!

"You don't know the history of psychiatry. I do."

damn your so smart :(

"There is no such thing as a chemical imbalance."

o rly?

"When you talk about emotional, chemical imbalances in people, there is no science behind that."

I had no idea!

When he was 7, he was diagnosed as dyslexic. He claims Scientology helped him overcome it.

I wish I was as smart as Tom. Don't you?

"If vitamins and exercise alone explain why Tom Cruise is so, um, knowledgeable and well-grounded, pass the Prozac."
- Chicago Tribune

blue phoenix
06-14-2006, 09:35 PM
i hope this is sarcastic, and not serious. Scientology psh.

Flying Mullet
06-14-2006, 09:37 PM
Tom Cruise is a douche.

drunkymonkey
06-14-2006, 09:38 PM
Tom Cruise= the most annoying man ever.

bipper
06-14-2006, 09:41 PM
He should take a pill called cruize control :cool:

escobert
06-14-2006, 09:42 PM
haha and Mullet you kow you want to birth his children!

Chris
06-14-2006, 09:44 PM
Tom Cruise= the most annoying man ever.
I agree. His mere presence annoys the hell out of me.

blue phoenix
06-14-2006, 09:46 PM
i fancy a video link with Tom Cruise getting squirted in the face and this long rant along the lines of

"You jerk...here i am giving you an interview and you squirt me in the face...you jerk!"

lol. anyone have it?

escobert
06-14-2006, 09:48 PM
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7890406868219764235&q=Tom+cruise

Venom
06-14-2006, 09:48 PM
Tom Cruise is a douche.

I second this comment.

blue phoenix
06-14-2006, 09:50 PM
lol legendary, missed the rant though. damn advertising.

DynasticJam
06-14-2006, 09:50 PM
Personally I think that Tom Cruise is a brilliant actor, especially in Mission Impossible, Minority Report and War of The Worlds. I understand that a lot of people have a problem with him, but seriously, come on, he's an actor and a good one at that.

Flying Mullet
06-14-2006, 09:51 PM
haha and Mullet you kow you want to birth his children!
I would but I can't birth in silence and I don't want to eat the placenta. :barf:

escobert
06-14-2006, 09:51 PM
Personally I think that Tom Cruise is a brilliant actor, especially in Mission Impossible, Minority Report and War of The Worlds. I understand that a lot of people have a problem with him, but seriously, come on, he's an actor and a good one at that.
No, he's not!

ff7+ff10 gurl 100
06-14-2006, 09:51 PM
Tom Cruise is a douche.

I second this comment.
I third it.

I think this guy is nuts. But he is a good actor. :)


http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7890406868219764235&q=Tom+cruise

Funny video! :p

Shoden
06-14-2006, 09:53 PM
he's actually dumb, he learns this stuff form scientology church. If he says history of Psychicatry ask him "tell me it all then" he would be speechless.

I was diagnosed with Dyspraxia at 4 and I aint a celebrity attention whore. No need to be. Cruise sucks, he fails at life.

Renmiri
06-14-2006, 10:06 PM
If he is what Scientology calls "sane" I want no part in it!

Roto13
06-14-2006, 10:12 PM
Personally I think that Tom Cruise is a brilliant actor, especially in Mission Impossible, Minority Report and War of The Worlds. I understand that a lot of people have a problem with him, but seriously, come on, he's an actor and a good one at that.
Yes, the way he seamlessly shifts among a whole range of emotions is amazing to me. Whether he's charming, surprised, enchanting, shocked, alluring, spooked, seductive, or panic-striken!

Zell's Fists of Fury
06-14-2006, 10:12 PM
Tom Cruise is a horrid actor. He overacts to the point of rediculousness. I can't stand watching him on screen.

DK
06-14-2006, 10:19 PM
The thing that bugs me most about his acting is that you're not watching the character, you're watching Tom Cruise. Like I watched Forrest Gump and The Green Mile back to back the other day, and I was watching a man named Forrest and a man named Paul Edgecome. That it was really Tom Hanks never occured to me, I was in with the characters. Tom Cruise is just Tom Cruise. :{

escobert
06-14-2006, 10:22 PM
Tom Hanks should not be mentioned in The almighty cruises thread!

Tavrobel
06-14-2006, 10:24 PM
Tom Cruise is just Tom Cruise. :{

And therefore, he is a douche.

Zell's Fists of Fury
06-14-2006, 10:24 PM
The thing that bugs me most about his acting is that you're not watching the character, you're watching Tom Cruise. Like I watched Forrest Gump and The Green Mile back to back the other day, and I was watching a man named Forrest and a man named Paul Edgecome. That it was really Tom Hanks never occured to me, I was in with the characters. Tom Cruise is just Tom Cruise. :{
Never has it been put so perfectly.

Rase
06-14-2006, 10:27 PM
Tom Cruise is a master of the Dark Side (http://mirror.randomfoo.net/memes/2005/06/Tom_Cruise_Kills_Oprah.mov), and therefore must be taken out. You can't try and kill Oprah Mr. Cruise. It's just not right. :mad2:

Tavrobel
06-14-2006, 10:35 PM
We can let the 1337haxxorsint3rn37sr3voluti0n and final battle deal with that.

After all, who wouldn't want to see Chuck N0rris and Oscar Wilde beat the crap out of Cruise?

Jojee
06-14-2006, 10:48 PM
I don't really keep up, but Tom Cruise is sexy and he's incredibly sweet to Katie Holmes :3 I've never found a problem with his acting either.

SammieBabe
06-14-2006, 10:48 PM
He was relatively attractive until I found out what a nut job he was...

I Took the Red Pill
06-14-2006, 11:18 PM
I don't mind him as an actor (I liked him in A Few Good Men), but outside of movies, he's just an idiot. A very short idiot.

escobert
06-14-2006, 11:39 PM
height has nothing to do with intelligence! If it did then Tom would be 3000000000000000 ft tall!

*ETERNAL FANTASY*
06-14-2006, 11:48 PM
I agree with the guy that took the red pill! As an actor, he is good but as a person hes an idiot

Aurey
06-14-2006, 11:55 PM
'Bring it. I'm a Scientologist, man. What do you want to know?'

wut's ur iq omfgohsnaplawlz!

No, really. What is it.

kidney / theif
06-15-2006, 12:01 AM
Tom Cruise is annoying.
:cat:

Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
06-15-2006, 12:35 AM
height has nothing to do with intelligence! If it did then Tom would be 3000000000000000 ft tall!
And the rest of the world would be 10000000000000000000000 ft tall...
I couldn't help it. I like him as an actor in most stuff, but outside of that I don't care, because I don't know him. I would only care if he ran for governer or president. He is just a celebrity, who really cares?

escobert
06-15-2006, 12:38 AM
WE ALL CARE!

Captain Maxx Power
06-15-2006, 12:45 AM
Everyone please stop the horrid Tom Cruise bashing. I am a distant relative of Tom's, and happen to know he suffers from a very serious, dehabilitating disease. It's full name is Dysphraxic Internal Cranial Karbonisation With Advanced Dyslexia. Tom's been a DICKWAD since birth. It's a genetic disorder that cannot be treated. Yes, Tom may be a DICKWAD, but that doesn't make him any less of a human being. Just a DICKWAD. A DICKWAD with feelings just like rest of us. Someone in your own family may even be a DICKWAD without your knowledge. So please, don't berate Tom just because he's a DICKWAD.

escobert
06-15-2006, 12:46 AM
But, he's a god :(

Captain Maxx Power
06-15-2006, 12:53 AM
But, he's a god :(

No, he's not a god. Just a DICKWAD. A very successful DICKWAD I may add.

escobert
06-15-2006, 12:58 AM
fine :( can I be a DICKWAD then?

Captain Maxx Power
06-15-2006, 01:02 AM
fine :( can I be a DICKWAD then?

It's not something you can choose to be, either you're a DICKWAD or you're not. If you want to check then you can go to your local doctor and ask if he believes you are a DICKWAD. If he's a trusted professional he should give you an honest and thorough diagnosis. To double check compare your own actions to that of Tom, or of other DICKWAD suffers, such as Paris Hilton. If your behaviour is remotely like there's, chances are you're a DICKWAD. Be careful though, as the symptons of another equially horrid disease, Dsyphraxia Ostopathetic Unduration Conjunctivitis, Hepititus Emphatic By Augmented Genus are pratically identical to DICKWAD, but they are two completely seperate diseases.

SammieBabe
06-15-2006, 01:12 AM
Maxx Power, I would like to publicly announce my undying love for you and the above posts...
xDDD

escobert
06-15-2006, 01:15 AM
I agree witht eh above post. Maxx I want to marry you xD

Auragaea
06-15-2006, 01:43 AM
Ever since the Scientology episode of South Park, I can't get over how HUMONGOUS Tom Cruise's nose is. Before that, I never noticed it, but now, that's the first thing I always notice when I look at him. Same with Barbara Streisand.

CloudDragon
06-15-2006, 01:55 AM
Tom Crusie for teh win!

Hambone
06-15-2006, 02:10 AM
His wife is pretty.

Leeza
06-15-2006, 02:18 AM
I think it's possible to say that you don't like/agree with someone without being a bunch of...*gets shot by a sniper*