View Full Version : What Would You Throw Your Money Away On?

06-17-2006, 10:56 AM
I know there's been threads made like this before, but hey, I'll throw another one in and try to put a spin on it.

So you have tons of money. Lots. Not just like... A million dollars, but a lot of money to throw away. Well, I'm not just gonna ask what you'd do with it... I'm going to ask that if you HAD to do stupid things with it, what would those stupid things be? I don't wanna hear answers like "buy a car" or "buy a house" or "have a hot naked european exotic model as my maid" or "give it to people who need it." No, I wanna hear some really random stuff that would cost a lot of money. Original ideas that a lot of people might've thought of, or only you might've thought of, as long as nobody's actually done it.

i.e, a pool of jello. And a hottub of pudding. Chocolate pudding.

EDIT: (Though... a hot naked European exotic model as a maid would be nice, right? Right??)

Old Manus
06-17-2006, 11:10 AM
Have a big ol' money burning session

06-17-2006, 11:35 AM
lol manus :laugh: I probably buy a mansion with a swimming pool

06-17-2006, 12:01 PM
Buy a pack of huskies and a huge house with fake snow for the huskies to run in :D

06-17-2006, 12:22 PM
I'd buy... an unlimited supply of chocolate, and my own theme park.

06-17-2006, 12:29 PM
I'd buy an old mansion and fill it up with death traps, then I'd invite 12 guests (because everyone invites 12 guests.), and the survivor of the night would get the rest of the money. I'd probably buy a kool-aid and chicken too. But nobody better mess with me when I'm having kool-aid and chicken.

06-17-2006, 12:43 PM
But nobody better mess with me when I'm having kool-aid and chicken.

I'd buy you a girlfriend who'd mess with you when you're having kool-aid and chicken. :mad2:

I'd buy so many CDs, it'd blow your mind. Also, I'd buy a nice giant tortoise named Gerald that I'd love and we'd be best friends, but he'd be too big to sit on my head. I'd buy a Liger too, and I'd name her Fiona the Regent of Ligers.

06-17-2006, 01:14 PM
I'd buy all the Grace Jones merchandise I could find on Ebay. That is pretty much it. :(

06-17-2006, 01:19 PM
Keychains. I would buy every key chain I ever came across, and start a huge collection. I would buy a house just to stuff them all in.

06-17-2006, 01:22 PM
Id buy out this site and make sure the Pimp smilie was put in :laugh:
aka Fire BoB

06-17-2006, 01:30 PM
How do you know Cid would sell it to you? :)

06-17-2006, 01:32 PM
Well what if i put in 60,000 pounds to buy it?

06-17-2006, 01:36 PM
60,000 pounds of what? If it was 60,000 pounds of ham, there would be no way he could resist! 60,000 pounds of sunflower seeds might not do the trick. It all depends!

06-17-2006, 02:05 PM
* Neel sets mode: +rsl 25
<Neel> rsl ftw

Twisted Tinkerbell
06-17-2006, 03:08 PM
I would buy as much Hello Kitty stuff as I could find. Then I would buy those dolls that they sell in Black Rose, cause I've always wanted to collect those.

Itsunari 2000
06-17-2006, 04:15 PM
I'd BUY a charity. Maybe two.

06-17-2006, 04:19 PM
I'd give it all to the SPCA. :cat:

06-17-2006, 04:20 PM
Two chicks at the same time.

For somthing stupid; I would give it all to taxes; that is about the dumbest way to dump your money.

06-17-2006, 05:26 PM
tweezers. lots and lots of tweezers :D

06-17-2006, 07:23 PM
I'd go to the moon.

06-17-2006, 07:47 PM
I'd buy a country and run it like people do the Sims. DICTATOR-ME!

06-17-2006, 08:06 PM
I'd buy hundreds of copies of E.T. for the Atari 2600, an equal amount of Atari 2600's, and then melt them all. :)

06-17-2006, 09:06 PM
win the x-prize.

06-17-2006, 09:24 PM
Id buy Finland, and The Rasmus. Id own them >=D

06-17-2006, 09:33 PM
I'd also buy a death room. It's a big hall, with lots of random deathtraps in it. Then I'd charge people to come into my 'house of fun' and bribe governments to not get me.

06-17-2006, 09:35 PM
I'd also buy a death room. It's a big hall, with lots of random deathtraps in it. Then I'd charge people to come into my 'house of fun' and bribe governments to not get me.
Cuz, you know, people won't catch on, or anything.

06-17-2006, 09:36 PM
I'd definitely get my own amusement park, with roller coasters and such. Mostly inverted coasters: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inverted_roller_coasters

They are my favorite :)

06-17-2006, 09:58 PM
I'd also buy a death room. It's a big hall, with lots of random deathtraps in it. Then I'd charge people to come into my 'house of fun' and bribe governments to not get me.
Cuz, you know, people won't catch on, or anything.

i'd also buy a mind control thingmabobby. I could erase peoples memories.

06-17-2006, 10:06 PM
I'd buy god. Take THAT, universe!

06-17-2006, 10:13 PM
Good threads youve been starting. A liitle bit of thinking involved :)

Hmph. A permanent wife who I loved. I would buy her for-ever lasting committment...which is growing rare these days.:cry:


Id buy out the script to indiana jones 4 and I would make that freakin film already...Id buy George Lucas and SPielberg and Id say

" MAke it be-outch or DIE!!!!!!"

06-17-2006, 10:14 PM
I'd buy EoFF for a dollar. Failing that, I'd pay for a flight to New York and spend my time stalking Rye.

06-17-2006, 11:35 PM
Candy. I would spend it all on candy.

I wouldnt' eat the candy, of course. I would just let it melt or mold or do whatever candy does. I just don't want any one else to have candy if I can't have it. I am a meanie.

Vincent, Thunder God
06-18-2006, 12:13 AM
-I would start using money as tissues.
-I would buy every progressive rock album ever made on CD, then get them on LP (yes, they're actually that old).
-I would buy the original 8 track of Frank Zappa's "Lumpy Gravy" at an auction to hear the special version and an 8 track player to listen to it.
-I would buy every videogame system and every videogame ever made.
-I would buy a whole country and then make a series of giant personal villas all over it.
-I would pay a chef to make me poutine at every supper, then pay the best personal trainer available to make me lose all the weight I would gain...:chuckle:

06-18-2006, 12:17 AM
I'd buy every bank in the world. :D
Investmest ftw. :thumb:

...and OF COURSE I'm gonna buy at least one hot exotic european model as my maid.
What were you thinking?!
It's sick to miss such a chance! :eek:

06-18-2006, 12:17 AM

I'd throw money away for that.

06-18-2006, 12:59 AM
Was this the Relish In Your Pants one? Anyways, I'd buy a fleet of McLaren F1s.

06-18-2006, 01:39 AM
It might've been. Salad In My Pants was the bug one. I can't remember if the gymnast/ninja one or this one was the relish one or the death one.

Doesn't matter anymore though. =_=;

I think I would buy tons of muscle cars and a lot of Supras, and Honda Civics, and Skyliners, and just supe em up. And make em look cool.

Edit: And bring the http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g44/Heartrush/pimpsmiley.gif back for good.

Manny Mo
06-18-2006, 02:51 AM
i would pay the top scientests to create a real life lightsaber...and other things like close that give me force powers!then id rule the world!!!

Loony BoB
06-19-2006, 01:24 PM
EoFF's biggest EoFF meetup ever, all-expenses paid, in some random massive house. That would be so cool. All my friends would be invited.

06-19-2006, 01:40 PM
I'd buy thousands of trilby hats. :jess:

06-19-2006, 03:09 PM
When I actually have money to spend I spend it carefully... I don;t often have spare cash.

But I'd like a house made of blue smarties.. :D

06-19-2006, 05:40 PM
i will never have to subscribe on magazines and dictate the world

06-19-2006, 05:45 PM
I'd buy RSL for a night out on the town.

06-19-2006, 06:40 PM
I'd buy something that lets me make warp holes so i can instantly travel to places.

06-19-2006, 07:20 PM
I'd do the Scrooge McDuck. I'd have a separate house for my money, and to releave stress, I'd swim in it...

06-20-2006, 01:27 AM
I would "conveyer" the entire country of U.S. (that is, replace all of the country's roadways with conveyer belts). Some would move slow: like sidewalk conveyers; and others would move really fast: highway conveyers. If you want to go cross country, you just jump on the I-40 Conveyer...

Also, I would create a massive "Zero Gravity" facility in my back yard, and fill it with hundreds of naked women (willing participants, you see) then I would just float and smurf, and float and smurf, and float and smurf...

06-20-2006, 01:34 AM
Zoo with lots and lots and lots of monkeys ^_^;;