Funny Captions

[daggertrepe]

Once again, this is from the FFVIII forum. I just think that we need more humor and liveliness in this place. So let's start!

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/02-garnetpast/00021.jpg

AHHH! It BURNS!

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/04-royalfamily/00019.jpg

Oooh, look! A big mac!

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/04-royalfamily/00027.jpg

I am sooo glad I used deodorant.

[~SapphireStar~]

Haha! The big Mac one is classic, although now Im hungry :(

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc2/14-garnet-alexandria/00024.jpg

Yes I know ... theres a castle growing out of my head ...

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/05-swing/00007.jpg

Zidane needed medical help and attention after seeing Queen Brahne in the royal shower.

http://www.geocities.com/rinoasff9realm/zBrahne1.JPG

Queen Brahne seeing Zidane outside her shower window!

[daggertrepe]

Haha! The big Mac one is classic, although now Im hungry :(

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc2/14-garnet-alexandria/00024.jpg

Yes I know ... theres a castle growing out of my head ...

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/05-swing/00007.jpg

Zidane needed medical help and attention after seeing Queen Brahne in the royal shower.

http://www.geocities.com/rinoasff9realm/zBrahne1.JPG

Queen Brahne seeing Zidane outside her shower window!

Hahaha...LMAO!!!

Now THAT'S classic!

[~SapphireStar~]

Why thank you :D

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc3/04-the-eye/00004.jpg

Cant see the new contact lenses catching on ... can you?

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc3/07-garnethair/00015.jpg

"I look like Natalie Portmans double in Leon."

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc3/07-garnethair/00017.jpg

"Hmm, so you wanna make a FF9 movie with me as the lead?! Why not?!"

[LunaticPandora37]

http://www.eyesonff.com/images/screens/ff9_2/02-25.jpg

Is that Kuja wearing my new Thong?

http://www.eyesonff.com/images/screens/ff9_2/02-36.jpg

mmm...Satin...

[daggertrepe]

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/17-balcony/00016.jpg

Are you looking at my...butt?

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/17-balcony/00017.jpg

I can't believe you just looked at my ass.

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/17-balcony/00023.jpg

You know what...that REALLY just pisses me off!

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/17-balcony/00009.jpg

I...I wasn't! I swear!

[IceAngel]

I like the ones with Queen Brahne. Just looking at her makes me laugh!

[daggertrepe]

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/18-burmecia/00017.jpg

Yes, I know. I have a thong. But I also have really big hips...?

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/18-burmecia/00020.jpg

Sometimes...I just...feel so...

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc2/11-fleetcont/00017.jpg

...NAUGHTY!

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc2/05-observe/00003.jpg

(Gasps) He's GAYYY!!!

[Twilight Edge]

The Brahne ones and the previous one you posted were HILARIOUS!:D

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h314/EndingEmbraces/TranceKuja.jpg
L'Oreal,because I'm worth it!

[daggertrepe]

That's SapphireStar's...but it works!

[Quindiana Jones]

Haha. Saph's are brilliant. Totally English sense of humour. I love the shower ones.
Also, Sakura, your gay one made me literally laugh for about a minute haha.

[daggertrepe]

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc2/08-relive/00002.jpg

I can't believe I'm not really a princess...I...sort of wanted to be one...


http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc2/09-kuja-bahamut/00022.jpg

*Gives her a grin* Hey, I wanted to be a girl! But am I a girl? NOOO!

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc2/09-kuja-bahamut/00018.jpg

But, I mean, at least I'm trying! Look at the eyeliner!

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc2/14-garnet-alexandria/00020.jpg

And we've seen enough of the thong...

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc3/07-garnethair/00017.jpg

Aww...come on! The thong wasn't THAT bad...

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/17-balcony/00023.jpg
Zidane! Don't tell me your gay too!

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc4/06-zidane-iifa/00010.jpg

Garnet...I think...I am. It was...my destiny!

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc2/09-kuja-bahamut/00022.jpg

Atta' Boy!

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc2/08-relive/00008.jpg

NOOOOOO!!!

:p

[~SapphireStar~]

HA! Just the Zidane destiny shot is great! Well done SakuraAngel623 and that other gay one was mega funny, Garnets shocked face :D


Haha. Saph's are brilliant. Totally English sense of humour. I love the shower ones.
Thanks, but I dont get what you mean by my English sense of humor.

[daggertrepe]

HA! Just the Zidane destiny shot is great! Well done SakuraAngel623 and that other gay one was mega funny, Garnets shocked face :D



Haha. Saph's are brilliant. Totally English sense of humour. I love the shower ones.
Thanks, but I dont get what you mean by my English sense of humor.

Thanks! :)

But aren't you british? That's what he means.

[~SapphireStar~]

Yeah, but shower scenes are British humor? Thats a new one on me. I thought any comedy in any country could have a crazy shower scene, not just Britain.

But anyhoo, doesnt matter, more captions!

http://www.galbadiax.com/ff9/kujatrance.jpg
The blue emo look did nothing for me. So Im fire red!

http://www.gamerevolution.com/images/games/pc/final_fantasy_9/final_fantasy_9_005.jpg
Zidanes deodrant smelt so good Steiner couldnt resist a sniff!

http://feeds1.wazap.de/products/images/4700/12160/final_fantasy_9,1.jpg
Vivi: This is the worst summer holiday Ive had! I HATE YOU!!!

[daggertrepe]

True, true. They are no different here.

By the way, did you check out the FFVIII ones lately? They are hilarious!

[~SapphireStar~]

By the way, did you check out the FFVIII ones lately? They are hilarious!
No, but Im about too :D

[daggertrepe]

Yeah, but shower scenes are British humor? Thats a new one on me. I thought any comedy in any country could have a crazy shower scene, not just Britain.

But anyhoo, doesnt matter, more captions!

http://www.galbadiax.com/ff9/kujatrance.jpg
The blue emo look did nothing for me. So Im fire red!

http://www.gamerevolution.com/images/games/pc/final_fantasy_9/final_fantasy_9_005.jpg
Zidanes deodrant smelt so good Steiner couldnt resist a sniff!

http://feeds1.wazap.de/products/images/4700/12160/final_fantasy_9,1.jpg
Vivi: This is the worst summer holiday Ive had! I HATE YOU!!!

Haha...I like the deodorant one, but whats with all of us posting things about deodorant? :p

[~SapphireStar~]

Dunno :D

[daggertrepe]

I will forever be a mystery! :p

[Quindiana Jones]

Alot of the time English sense of humour is kind of..."unique" to other senses of humour. I can't be arsed to explain it in detail. It's like...Chandler was the best in Friends because his sense of humour was more English than American. Not an insult to American's either...*jumps in grave*

Just stealing a pic....


http://www.galbadiax.com/ff9/kujatrance.jpg
"Who's gay now, beotch?"

[crayzee gamr]

http://www.eyesonff.com/images/screens/ff9_1/01-52.jpg
Zidane:"Damnit! who farted!?"
http://www.eyesonff.com/images/screens/ff9_2/02-38.jpg
does anyone have eyedrops?
http://www.eyesonff.com/images/screens/ff9_coke/Pic00005.jpg
Soldiers: "AHHH! Spontaneous combustion!"
lol these suck:p

[daggertrepe]

Here we go:


http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/17-balcony/00024.jpg

Sometimes...I feel very...depressed, you know.

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/17-balcony/00025.jpg

Like there's times when I wanna...

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/17-balcony/00023.jpg

Huh?

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc2/09-kuja-bahamut/00022.jpg

Garnet! I have come for your sweet smelling panties!

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc3/10-trancekuja/00004.jpg

*Turns trance*

Hand them over!!!

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc2/14-garnet-alexandria/00020.jpg

Kuja, I wouldn't give you my panties even if you were the last..um...what are you again?

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc3/10-trancekuja/00010.jpg

I know it doesn't seem like it...or maybe it does..but...I'm a...


http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc3/10-trancekuja/00012.jpg

Homosexual!

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc3/10-trancekuja/00030.jpg

And I'm lovin' it man! I'm like, flying!

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc2/05-observe/00026.jpg

Uhhh...the horror!!!

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc2/05-observe/00029.jpg

Garnet, It's ok to be...

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/05-swing/00007.jpg

What? What is this?

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/17-balcony/00014.jpg

*Chomp chomp chomp*

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/17-balcony/00020.jpg

Um...I didn't steal the cookies from the cookie jar...hehe...

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/05-swing/00015.jpg

UGGGHHH! You KNOW those were my cookies, Dagger!

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc3/10-trancekuja/00033.jpg\

Lalala...it's a small world after all! Now it's MY world!

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc3/10-trancekuja/00011.jpg

I've always wanted to say that!


:p

[Shiny]

Kay' got some.


http://www.warmech.net/ff9/dozen/10.jpg
Garnet: "God, why is my head so big?"

http://www.warmech.net/ff9/dozen/02.jpg
Freya: "No, Zidane, come back! That thing doesn't love you like we do!"

http://www.warmech.net/ff9/dozen/01.jpg
(Japanese translation) Little girl: "You are going to keep trying this again and again to see if you'll finally get something worth while out of it and maybe even top your previous score. But you'll only discover that this was placed in the game to take up your time."

[crayzee gamr]

yay time for more crappy ones...
http://www.eyesonff.com/images/screens/ff9_1/01-33.jpg
Everyone: "we're off to see the wizard! The wonderful wizard of Oz!"
http://www.eyesonff.com/images/screens/ff9_1/01-37.jpg
Zidane: "Waaaiiit a minute... there's no yellow brick road!"
http://www.uff9.net/ff9/gallery/38.jpg
Vivi: "what the hell you lookin' at lady?!"
aww crap it won't show.

[_yeojina_]

http://www.ffonline.com/1_ff9gfx/index-pic1.jpg

Vivi: Wow... That's one BIG tree.
Kuja: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ON MY DRAGON?!
Vivi: ...Whoops, wrong set.

http://www.ffonline.com/1_ff9gfx/index-pic2.jpg

Vivi: This is FANTASTIC! ...What is that that we're heading to?
Zidane: ...What IS that?

http://www.ffonline.com/1_ff9gfx/index-pic3.jpg

Garnet: Not to my favourite holiday location.
Zidane: You had a favourite holiday location?
Garnet: ZIDANE!!! LOOK!!!
Zidane: What?

http://www.ffonline.com/media/images/large/ff9/1_1-18.jpg

Garnet: It's the dreaded "Change to Disc 2" title! Get it away from me!

http://www.ffonline.com/media/images/large/ff9/3_6-02.jpg

Kuja: Heh heh heh... Hey, there's my starsign!

http://www.ffonline.com/media/images/large/ff9/3_7-04.jpg

Kuja: Quina, those are MY cookies that you're stealing! And you will pay the price!

http://www.ffonline.com/media/images/large/ff9/5_094.jpg

Zidane: Quina! I TOLD you not to eat cookies! They may contain petrol in them and Kuja just lit you on fire!
Quina gets K.Oed.

http://www.ffonline.com/media/images/large/ff9/phoenix1.jpg

Phoenix comes and resurrects Quina.

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc2/11-fleetcont/00017.jpg

Kuja: Ooh! Chocolate chip cookies! My favourite!

[Quindiana Jones]

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/05-swing/00007.jpg

HOLY CRAP. LIONS!

[drunkymonkey]

http://www.eyesonff.com/images/screens/ff9_2/02-11.jpg
Where's the frigging bar?

[IceAngel]

Haha!

[LunaticPandora37]

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/05-swing/00007.jpg

HOLY CRAP. LIONS!

HA HA HA HA HA HA YES!!!!! AWESOME!!!!

[Quindiana Jones]

I like you :D:D:D

http://www.eyesonff.com/images/screens/ff9_1/01-37.jpg
*strained* "Oh God I need a crap...."

[daggertrepe]

I like you :D:D:D

http://www.eyesonff.com/images/screens/ff9_1/01-37.jpg
*strained* "Oh God I need a crap...."

Haha....good one! :D

[Lost Number]

http://www.eyesonff.com/images/screens/ff9_1/01-37.jpg
*strained* "Oh God I need a crap...."
LMAO, best yet

[daggertrepe]

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/11-escapefromforest/00046.jpg

Did Vivi just hit puberty?

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/11-escapefromforest/00012.jpg


Zidane: Pee-U! What is that smell?

Steiner: I think she just went in her pannnnnntttts!

Garnet: Uggghhh...

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/05-swing/00022.jpg

*Grrr...I hope my braces don't fall off*

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc3/01-bahamutalexandria/00020.jpg

Are those....grays????!!!

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc3/02-garneteiko/00014.jpg

Yo, Eiko? Whats up with the pink jumpsuit?

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc3/02-garneteiko/00017.jpg

Everyone knows it's ther for special purposes...*makes a funny noise*

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc3/02-garneteiko/00015.jpg

*Gives her a strange look*

Not that funny I know...:rolleyes2

[Twilight Edge]

I like you :D:D:D

http://www.eyesonff.com/images/screens/ff9_1/01-37.jpg
*strained* "Oh God I need a crap...."
I love this one.


http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/11-escapefromforest/00046.jpg

Did Vivi just hit puberty?

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/11-escapefromforest/00012.jpg


Zidane: Pee-U! What is that smell?

Steiner: I think she just went in her pannnnnntttts!

Garnet: Uggghhh...

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/05-swing/00022.jpg

*Grrr...I hope my braces don't fall off*

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc3/01-bahamutalexandria/00020.jpg

Are those....grays????!!!

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc3/02-garneteiko/00014.jpg

Yo, Eiko? Whats up with the pink jumpsuit?

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc3/02-garneteiko/00017.jpg

Everyone knows it's ther for special purposes...*makes a funny noise*

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc3/02-garneteiko/00015.jpg

*Gives her a strange look*

Not that funny I know...:rolleyes2

The jumpsuit part DID wsen't funny.But Garnet wetting her pants' one is plain HILARIOUSNESSS!:D

[zellv2]

you people are amazing at this

[drunkymonkey]

http://www.eyesonff.com/images/screens/ff9_2/02-05.jpg
I'm going to eat this here burger.

http://www.eyesonff.com/images/screens/ff9_2/02-12.jpg
Ha, I've finally found a job after Lord of the Rings!

http://www.eyesonff.com/images/screens/ff9_2/02-20.jpg
Garnet: Is that Lemonparty?
Zidane: Ugh. Yes.

http://www.eyesonff.com/images/screens/ff9_4/04-32.jpg
Garnet: Zidane, get your hand off my bottom.
Zidane: Not yet.

[Quindiana Jones]

Carrying on from my previous...

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/05-swing/00022.jpg

"Ah no..I can't do it here....*strains*"

[~SapphireStar~]

Love the greys one SakuraAngel623 :D
http://www.eyesonff.com/images/screens/ff9_2/02-20.jpg
OMG! Its Final Fantasy X3's trailer! Rikku has nothing on! Knew she was a skank!

[daggertrepe]

Love the greys one SakuraAngel623 :D
http://www.eyesonff.com/images/screens/ff9_2/02-20.jpg
OMG! Its Final Fantasy X3's trailer! Rikku has nothing on! Knew she was a skank!

LOL! :D

[Quindiana Jones]

Hahah excellent

[Twilight Edge]

perfect!:D

[Rantz]

Guess I'll give this a shot then...

http://pontushorn.com/images/misc/atomos_01.jpg
Atomos: "Me hungry."

http://pontushorn.com/images/misc/vivi_01.jpg
Vivi: "Urgh... I think I... broke... something..."

http://pontushorn.com/images/misc/garnet_01.jpg
Is that... cheese over there? I love cheese!

http://pontushorn.com/images/misc/vivi_02.jpg
Weird man: "Hey kid, want a lollipop? I've got a real big one in that alley over there."

[Quindiana Jones]

Haha love the Garnet one.

Brahne's facelift.

BEFORE:

http://pontushorn.com/images/misc/atomos_01.jpg


AFTER:

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/04-royalfamily/00019.jpg


Moral: NHS sucks.

[Rantz]

Brahne's facelift.
BEFORE:
AFTER:
Moral: NHS sucks.
Haha!

[Shiny]

I like you :D:D:D

http://www.eyesonff.com/images/screens/ff9_1/01-37.jpg
*strained* "Oh God I need a crap...."
A-M-A-Z-I-N-G. :lol:

http://www.warmech.net/ff9/dozen/03.jpg
Shig's wife: "Damn right I do! Atleast they taste good."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v137/Clamper/17.jpg
Freya: "You guys look weird."
Zidane: "Look who's talking."

[Carl the Llama]

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/05-swing/00011.jpg
Oh no! My armour polishing kit!
http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/05-swing/00010.jpg
All is lost... now im going to get all Rusty :/
http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/05-swing/00024.jpg
Ah hah! Mothers Candy suply!
http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/05-swing/00008.jpg
OMG NO! She's turning into her mother!
http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/06-escape/00019.jpghttp://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/06-escape/00028.jpg
Oh NOES! My Chocolate!

Weeks later....

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/14-blackwaltzescape/00013.jpg
Haha! iv finally found you... now you will pay for eating my Queens chocolate!
http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/14-blackwaltzescape/00021.jpg
I WILL stop you... you blew up all the candy mages!
http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/14-blackwaltzescape/00051.jpg
WHOA! BIG FIRE!!!! *runs*
Moral: Dont kill the candy mages!

[Quindiana Jones]

Mmmm...delicious morals. It's good to teach the children.

[boys from the dwarf]

that scene where black waltz n.o 3 puts that funny look on his face is one of the best. i always find that part hilarious!

http://www.eyesonff.com/images/screens/ff9_1/01-37.jpg

vivi: err. zidane? hows holding your breath helping us escape from those monsters?

i could think of better. but i dont have much time right now.

[crayzee gamr]

http://www.eyesonff.com/images/screens/ff9_2/02-05.jpg
I'm going to eat this here burger.

http://www.eyesonff.com/images/screens/ff9_2/02-12.jpg
Ha, I've finally found a job after Lord of the Rings!

http://www.eyesonff.com/images/screens/ff9_2/02-20.jpg
Garnet: Is that Lemonparty?
Zidane: Ugh. Yes.

http://www.eyesonff.com/images/screens/ff9_4/04-32.jpg
Garnet: Zidane, get your hand off my bottom.
Zidane: Not yet.
I like the last the best! lol.

[boys from the dwarf]

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/11-escapefromforest/00012.jpg


zidane: steiner! im supposed to be the one touching her but damn you!

[kain_ex]

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/05-swing/00011.jpg
Oh no! My armour polishing kit!
http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/05-swing/00010.jpg
All is lost... now im going to get all Rusty :/
http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/05-swing/00024.jpg
Ah hah! Mothers Candy suply!
http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/05-swing/00008.jpg
OMG NO! She's turning into her mother!
http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/06-escape/00019.jpghttp://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/06-escape/00028.jpg
Oh NOES! My Chocolate!

Weeks later....

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/14-blackwaltzescape/00013.jpg
Haha! iv finally found you... now you will pay for eating my Queens chocolate!
http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/14-blackwaltzescape/00021.jpg
I WILL stop you... you blew up all the candy mages!
http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/14-blackwaltzescape/00051.jpg
WHOA! BIG FIRE!!!! *runs*
Moral: Dont kill the candy mages!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL!! I LOVED THE THOSE! HAHA!!

ahem... what's wrong?

[Chris]

http://www.galbadiax.com/ff9/kujatrance.jpg

I sure am hot! Someone, quick, turn off the heat."

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc2/14-garnet-alexandria/00024.jpg

"I wonder if he wants me for me, or for the castle behind me."

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/05-swing/00007.jpg

"Argh! Respect my authoritaii!!"

[Rantz]

http://www.galbadiax.com/ff9/kujatrance.jpg
I sure am hot! Someone, quick, turn off the heat."
What's up with the writing on his arm? I've never seen that before. :confused:

[daggertrepe]

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/10-evilinforest/00005.jpg

Ooh...that's one BAD pimple!

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/14-blackwaltzescape/00014.jpg

Steiner: Do you think Beatrix has something to do with this...?

Garnet: It can't be bothered!

Zidane: (Beatrix...? Hmm...snazy...!)

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/14-blackwaltzescape/00029.jpg

Ohh...wall! You've been soooo good to me! (Unlike Garnet) But ohh wallie! :)

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/14-blackwaltzescape/00030.jpg

But when you're bad, I'll spank you!

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/14-blackwaltzescape/00046.jpg

*Turns red*

Uhh...um...I wasn't molesting a certain black mage next to me named Vivi!

Vivi: ...

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/14-blackwaltzescape/00052.jpg

I mean...this is DEFINETLY NOT what it looks like!

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc2/14-garnet-alexandria/00006.jpg

Somehow...some way...I have to get Zidane to break up with that wall...

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc3/02-garneteiko/00002.jpg

Who KNEW commtting suicide could be sooo...bright? :eek:

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc3/02-garneteiko/00008.jpg

*Guardian angel comes out* Huh?

http://frctshows.org/images/The%20Teen%20Angel.jpg

Your story sad to tell,
A teenage ne'er do well,
Most mixed up non-delinquent on the block!
Your future's so unclear now,
What's left of your career now?
Can't even get a trade in on your smile!

Angels: (La lalala lalala lalala...)

Beauty school dropout,
No graduation day for you.
Beauty school dropout,
Missed your midterms and flunked shampoo!
Well at least you could have taken time, to wash and clean
your clothes up,
After spending all that dough to have the doctor fix your nose
up!

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc3/03-alexandersaves/00026.jpg

Ok, Ok...*Sighs* I'll cut my hair off... (And why do I look like Winnie Cooper?)

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc3/07-garnethair/00006.jpg

*Slices*

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc3/07-garnethair/00019.jpg

Beauty School Dropout, huh?

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc3/07-garnethair/00017.jpg

????????

[_yeojina_]

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/05-swing/00011.jpg
Oh no! My armour polishing kit!
http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/05-swing/00010.jpg
All is lost... now im going to get all Rusty :/
http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/05-swing/00024.jpg
Ah hah! Mothers Candy suply!
http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/05-swing/00008.jpg
OMG NO! She's turning into her mother!
http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/06-escape/00019.jpghttp://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/06-escape/00028.jpg
Oh NOES! My Chocolate!

Weeks later....

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/14-blackwaltzescape/00013.jpg
Haha! iv finally found you... now you will pay for eating my Queens chocolate!
http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/14-blackwaltzescape/00021.jpg
I WILL stop you... you blew up all the candy mages!
http://www.ffshrine.org/ff9/fmvshots-disc1/14-blackwaltzescape/00051.jpg
WHOA! BIG FIRE!!!! *runs*
Moral: Dont kill the candy mages!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL!! I LOVED THE THOSE! HAHA!!

ahem... what's wrong? Hilarious. After my first one, I'm just going to read some, not make some.

[atlanteay]

ok let me try.
http://www.ffcompilation.co.uk/ffix_screenshots/disk_1/bscap102.jpg
Zidane: Garnet!! there's this small lump on your back!! oooo soft:p
Garnet: OWW!!!! *bites lips* that's a zit!!

[daggertrepe]

ok let me try.
http://www.ffcompilation.co.uk/ffix_screenshots/disk_1/bscap102.jpg
Zidane: Garnet!! there's this small lump on your back!! oooo soft:p
Garnet: OWW!!!! *bites lips* that's a zit!!

Haha, that's actually REALLY good! :)

[atlanteay]

aww thanks SakuraAngle:love: you're the master at this though;)

[Acid Raine]

http://www.rpgamer.com/games/ff/ff8/fanart/selphie_contest/guillaumecartier_quinaasselphie.jpg
Quina:God, I look AMAZING! Why did they have to give this outfit to that annoying girl who had a thing for trains? She could never pull it off. Not with THOSE thighs.

[daggertrepe]

aww thanks SakuraAngle:love: you're the master at this though;)

Aww thanx! :love:

[Quindiana Jones]

http://www.rpgamer.com/games/ff/ff8/fanart/selphie_contest/guillaumecartier_quinaasselphie.jpg
Quina:God, I look AMAZING! Why did they have to give this outfit to that annoying girl who had a thing for trains? She could never pull it off. Not with THOSE thighs.


That's one of the best lines I've read! *wets self multiple times with laughter*

[Acid Raine]

Does the picture work? Because sometimes it works for me, and sometimes its just the red X

[atlanteay]

i can't see any pictures:confused: but the lines are awesome!!

[drunkymonkey]

i can't see any pictures:confused: but the lines are awesome!!What OS are you using? And what Internet Browser?

[Quindiana Jones]

I couldn't see any pics. That one line was funny enough for me haha.


Firefox anyhow.

[Rantz]

Here's the picture anyway: http://www.rpgamer.com/games/ff/ff8/fanart/selphie_contest/guillaumecartier_quinaasselphie.jpg
Copy/paste the url or it will trigger hot linking.

[atlanteay]

i'm using firefox... and the link is an error thing saying that hte file doesn't exist even if i copy and pasted

[Quindiana Jones]

Aye same for me. But I don't care.

[Rantz]

The url is shortened. If you have Firefox, right click the link and choose "Copy link URL". If you have IE, I think the only way is to open the source and find the address there.

[drunkymonkey]

The url is shortened. If you have Firefox, right click the link and choose "Copy link URL". If you have IE, I think the only way is to open the source and find the address there.What the hell is that?

[atlanteay]

The url is shortened. If you have Firefox, right click the link and choose "Copy link URL". If you have IE, I think the only way is to open the source and find the address there.
ok it works;) it's hilarious!!! now i get the caption much better. thanks

[Quindiana Jones]

Haha. The one short sentence still made me laugh. Just picturing Quina saying "Not with THOSE thighs"....haha

[Acid Raine]

:( going through all this effort to see the picture makes it lose its funny.......oh, well. Ill try again in a little bit. And Ill make sure that the dumb site allows hotlinking.

[Rantz]

:( going through all this effort to see the picture makes it lose its funny....
I know what you mean, sorry about it :choc:

[leader of mortals]

http://finalmangatop.free.fr/FF9%20c%20chod.jpg
go there and then read my caption

bahamut:.....................
alexander:.......................
bahamut:lets do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
alexander: oooooooohhhhhhh yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh
*censored*

[Acid Raine]

http://finalmangatop.free.fr/FF9%20c%20chod.jpg
go there and then read my caption

bahamut:.....................
alexander:.......................
bahamut:lets do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
alexander: oooooooohhhhhhh yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh
*censored*

no...just....no.

[Quindiana Jones]

http://finalmangatop.free.fr/FF9%20c%20chod.jpg
go there and then read my caption

bahamut:.....................
alexander:.......................
bahamut:lets do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
alexander: oooooooohhhhhhh yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh
*censored*


*dies*

[Polaris]

http://hannah.com.sapo.pt/04-27.jpg

Garnet: Zidane... hug me
Zidane: Sure

*Five minutes later*

http://hannah.com.sapo.pt/04-32.jpg

*Two hours later*

http://hannah.com.sapo.pt/04-36.jpg

Garnet: Are you hearing me? Zidane? Zidane?

[Quindiana Jones]

Hehe it was funny, because last time, when I said "*dies*" the thread died.

http://hannah.com.sapo.pt/04-32.jpg
Zidane: Score.

[Rantz]

http://www.eyesonff.com/images/screens/ff9_4/04-33.jpg
Steiner: Those hands are... enormous!
Beatrix: Stop looking at them and clap your hands for the happy couple!
Steiner: But... but... I can't take my eyes off them!

[Quindiana Jones]

hahaha that's great! *steals pic*

http://myspace-615.vo.llnwd.net/00967/51/66/967016615_m.jpg

*off screen*
Little Boy: Heylp! Heylp! That Mist mownster's gonna kill me!

Steiner (thinking): That poor boy...I must save him!!! *shoots laser beams from eyes*


EDIT:

Damn it went bad.