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bipper
06-22-2006, 03:02 PM
Yeah, as the title is one, what are some of the great one liners you know?

Simple enough. They can be funny, ironic, punny, or whatever works.

Flying Mullet
06-22-2006, 03:10 PM
copy paste, duh!!

edczxcvbnm
06-22-2006, 03:19 PM
Its time to blast off into the wide world of doing nothing!

Reine
06-22-2006, 03:33 PM
I heard this the other day on TV.

Female officer: "Sir! Our shields have been penetrated!"
Captain: "I'll penetrate YOU"

btw bipper Cricket>Tennis

WASIM AKRAM!!!

bipper
06-22-2006, 03:36 PM
That isn't a one liner btw. :) A one liner cannot rely on any pre-dialog. They must be self standing, and make sence. They should not be more than a sentance; but I personally don't care if they are:)

I don't like tennis, and I have barley even heard of cricket. Tennis wins by default!

Reine; Bipper > all

lol mulley, nice reference to the greatest thread in eoff history :)

bipper

Reine
06-22-2006, 03:39 PM
Wasim > all

Kyono will back me up!

Anyway, to think of a true one liner then... :holmes:

Luther X-Rated
06-22-2006, 03:53 PM
Your a cool wave in an ocean of awesomeness :p

Rye
06-22-2006, 04:26 PM
Well AARON!! XD ~ crashNUMBERS

Hawkeye
06-22-2006, 09:51 PM
A device is yet to be invented that will measure my indifference to this remark.

Reine
06-22-2006, 10:00 PM
"you're my..pimp..dad..asshat and god"

What a friend said to me xD

-N-
06-23-2006, 01:16 PM
As a tennis player, that thread title is like a slap in the face to me. :p

Here's a neat one liner.

Those who do remember tradition will find new ways to screw it up.
- Charles Wolfe

Mittopotahis
06-23-2006, 01:20 PM
My favourite:

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. In my office I have a work station...

Dignified Pauper
06-23-2006, 02:19 PM
isn't that a line from Wimbeldon - the movie

bipper
06-23-2006, 02:21 PM
My favourite:

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. In my office I have a work station...

I posted this on my door @ work. /win

XxSephirothxX
06-23-2006, 08:38 PM
"Lemme tell you the first rule of politics; Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze."

Bart's Friend Milhouse
06-23-2006, 10:36 PM
to Tim Henman love is a called making a career

Zell's Fists of Fury
06-23-2006, 10:48 PM
Pretty much anything that came out of Mitch Hedberg's mouth.

G SpOtZ
06-23-2006, 10:59 PM
Pretty much anything that came out of Mitch Hedberg's mouth.

NeoCracker
06-23-2006, 11:24 PM
President Bush Hates Black People.
My mom Never REalized the Irony in calling me an SOB.

Roogle
06-24-2006, 12:00 AM
"Well, you know what they say..."

Giga Guess
06-24-2006, 12:45 AM
"I'm going to start wounding you now. I don't know when I'm going to stop."

~Aeris of vgcats comics.

Roto13
06-24-2006, 12:57 AM
You want to talk to God? Let's go see him together, I've got nothing better to do.


It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.


wait....I have arms...I am a bush with arms...AND legs! I can walk! Oh Gaze ye nonbelievers upon this miracle; this walking bush! Half man, half plant, he dwells in two worlds but is the master of both! OH MANBUSH! YOU ARE NATURE'S GREATEST WONDER!!!


Life IS pain, princess. Anyone who tells you otherwise is trying to sell you something

bipper
06-29-2006, 06:32 PM
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.

A will is a dead giveaway.

In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.

~SapphireStar~
06-29-2006, 09:19 PM
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

Captain Maxx Power
06-29-2006, 09:27 PM
Die my dear? Why that's the last thing I'd do.

RPJesus
06-29-2006, 09:38 PM
"Oh, bugger off you old fart!" - Geoge IV (Blackadder III)
"Where there is evil, I will rise up to smack it down!" - Lee Bailong (Shaman King)
"I hurt in places that don't exist" - Billy (Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy)

StarChild
06-29-2006, 09:46 PM
President Bush Hates Black People.
My mom Never REalized the Irony in calling me an SOB.

two of my favorite one liners ^__^

Moon Rabbits
06-29-2006, 09:53 PM
I know that things get worse before they get better because that's what my psychiatrist says, but this is a worse that feels too big.



Bridget who is crazy said that sometimes she thought about suicide when commercials come on during TV; she was sincere and this puzzled the guidance counselors.



But this was not an ordinary brownie, and since you are older, I think you know what kind of brownie it was.



Everyone else is either asleep or having sex, I've been watching cable television and eating jello.

Reles
06-30-2006, 12:16 AM
I know that things get worse before they get better because that's what my psychiatrist says, but this is a worse that feels too big.



Bridget who is crazy said that sometimes she thought about suicide when commercials come on during TV; she was sincere and this puzzled the guidance counselors.



But this was not an ordinary brownie, and since you are older, I think you know what kind of brownie it was.



Everyone else is either asleep or having sex, I've been watching cable television and eating jello.

Is that from Perks of Being a Wallflower?

Moon Rabbits
06-30-2006, 12:49 AM
It is indeed.