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06-24-2006, 06:23 PM
If you had your own talk show what kind of show would it be? What guests would come on? What would you ask them? Who would be your sidekick?

06-24-2006, 06:28 PM

06-24-2006, 06:54 PM
"This week on, 'Swap Your Wife For An Albino Spider Monkey' we meet Larry, who, after agreeing to go on our show, subsequently swapped his wife for an Albino Spider Monkey! So, Larry, how do you feel about your new wife?"

"Well, Alive-Man, I feel pretty darn good. My new wife is here to stay, I'm divorcing Amanda!"

"See, folks? Albino Spider Monkeys make the best wives around. We'll see you next time, on, 'Swap Your Wife For An Albino Spider Monkey!'"

06-24-2006, 06:58 PM
I would not watch your talk show, Alive-Man.

06-24-2006, 07:00 PM
I would not watch your talk show, Alive-Man.
Is it too short? That's just how short it got when I filtered out all the meaningless dribble regular talk shows have...:(

06-24-2006, 07:22 PM
Tom Green show with worse things. My freinds would be on it.

06-24-2006, 07:26 PM
I think I'd have to go the Letterman route. eestlinc would be my Paul Sheaffer. <3

06-24-2006, 08:26 PM
Bring on people, and convince their bodies to spontaneously combust. Or, if you're really good (which I am), convince them to set fire to themselves. If neither of those things worked, I'd just get the flamethrower. Same result in the end.

Damn it, with my... Jesusy renown, I should get my own talk show! Or plane, or something.