Sylvie
06-28-2006, 07:17 PM
This thing is just wierd. Smokey the Bear is really an evil cyborg in disguise.
http://www.moviepostershop.com/item_lrg/LG-04922.jpg
I can just read it in his eyes.
"JOIN US. HELP US PREVENT CAUSE FOREST FIRES!!"
You see, ever since smokey started with the name "Hotfoot Teddy", He has wanted sweet sweet revenge.
He buried his creator, after setting him on fire and maiming him.
http://www.ccc-mclean.com/images/smokey11.jpg
"YOU are NEXT!" He said.
He changed his name to Smokey the Bear after his crime, to avoid being caught. He then pretended to be a "Forest fire preventer" as one might say.
But, on April 1, 1978, 'Smokey' played a cruel, cruel april fools joke on us all.
This picture was drawn by some guy, on that day.
http://www.rankinbass.com/images/smokey4.gif
Smokey escapes from the forest, with an innocent child clinging to his back. Apparently, Smokey lit a house on fire, and kidnapped a child. We all know it was Smokey, but we cannot prove it, since he isn't wearing his trademark hat.
Smokey now makes "forest safety" Commercials. All of which are COMPLETE LIES. Smokey wants to kill us all. Smokey wants the forest GONE.
ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT SMOKEY FROM DESTROYING MANKIND.
http://www.moviepostershop.com/item_lrg/LG-04922.jpg
I can just read it in his eyes.
"JOIN US. HELP US PREVENT CAUSE FOREST FIRES!!"
You see, ever since smokey started with the name "Hotfoot Teddy", He has wanted sweet sweet revenge.
He buried his creator, after setting him on fire and maiming him.
http://www.ccc-mclean.com/images/smokey11.jpg
"YOU are NEXT!" He said.
He changed his name to Smokey the Bear after his crime, to avoid being caught. He then pretended to be a "Forest fire preventer" as one might say.
But, on April 1, 1978, 'Smokey' played a cruel, cruel april fools joke on us all.
This picture was drawn by some guy, on that day.
http://www.rankinbass.com/images/smokey4.gif
Smokey escapes from the forest, with an innocent child clinging to his back. Apparently, Smokey lit a house on fire, and kidnapped a child. We all know it was Smokey, but we cannot prove it, since he isn't wearing his trademark hat.
Smokey now makes "forest safety" Commercials. All of which are COMPLETE LIES. Smokey wants to kill us all. Smokey wants the forest GONE.
ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT SMOKEY FROM DESTROYING MANKIND.