Zell's Fists of Fury
06-29-2006, 05:50 PM
Girls are dumb.
One of them PMed me recently and made the bold statement that 'Ovaries make you smarter'.
This perplexed me. Could this be true? Could I be missing something that could very well put me ahead of the race in terms of intelligence?
I contacted a smart scientist friend of mine - who is a man that does NOT possess ovaries - and told him this amazing declaration, to which he gaffawed. He shouted "Outrage!" and began some tests involving bunson burners and schematics. He just called me back and told me that this comment is a total lie and that the person who said it must not be very smart in the least bit.
So there you have it. Proof that girls are dumb.
Also, they lack a sense of humor and like peas.
Discuss.
One of them PMed me recently and made the bold statement that 'Ovaries make you smarter'.
This perplexed me. Could this be true? Could I be missing something that could very well put me ahead of the race in terms of intelligence?
I contacted a smart scientist friend of mine - who is a man that does NOT possess ovaries - and told him this amazing declaration, to which he gaffawed. He shouted "Outrage!" and began some tests involving bunson burners and schematics. He just called me back and told me that this comment is a total lie and that the person who said it must not be very smart in the least bit.
So there you have it. Proof that girls are dumb.
Also, they lack a sense of humor and like peas.
Discuss.