let's make a fanfic together!

[BardTard]

I just had this idea to make a fan fiction on here. Like, we can each add a few lines at a time. Just try not to get this thread closed... k? This can be fun! I'm not really good at making fan fictions but I'll go first. I wrote something like this but the rest of it would be...inappropriate...lol

[Squall sees Rinoa and Seifer -together.-]
Rinoa: (shamefully) Umm... it's not what it looks like...
Squall: Right... he just happens to wear the same shade as you.
[Quistis walks up to Squall.]
Quistis: Hey, is everything okay?
[Squall makes out with Quistis and her face turns beat red.]

SQUALLXQUISTIS!!!

[f f freak]

I like this Idea i will so help you

Quistis:*pulls away from Squall* "We can't I'm with Seifer now Squall
Squall: "Oh yeah well I just caught them making out
Quistis:*sits down and begins crying
*Switch scene to Selphie and Irvine and Zell*

[BardTard]

Selphie: Royal Flush?!?! I have nothing...
Irvine: Take it off!!
[Selphie takes off her bra and Irvine stares at her boobs and drools.]
Zell: Eew, boobs!
[Zell closes his eyes.]
Zell: I quit!

[f f freak]

Selphie:"Irvine stop staring"
Irvine:*Continues drooling*
Zell:"Eeeeewwww stop it you know I'm gay and so not into that thing Selphie put your bra on"
*Switch scene to Cid and Edea doing something rude*
Squall:*Walks into room* "Hey old Cid finally got some"

[daggertrepe]

Cid: Blast it! My cake isn't ready yet!
Edea: Just cook it for a while longer
Squall: I had no idea you could cook!
Cid: Ahhh, well it's just a hidden talent!
Edea: But I'M the only one who knows your OTHER hidden talent...
Cid: :eek:

[f f freak]

Squall:Hey has that cake got a penis on it
Cid:No it's a bunny see
Squall: It's a penis you baked a penis cake
Edea:No it isn't Squall it's a bunny
*Quistis walks in*
Squall:Hey Quistis look Cid baked a penis cake

[BardTard]

Quistis: That's amazing! How'd you do that?
[Cid starts to cry.]
Cid: It's a bunny...
*scene changes to Selphie and Irvine.*
Selphie: Stop sniffing my panties, Irvy! Give them back!
Irvine: But I need them.
Selphie: No you don't!
Irvine: But... Zell stole my underwear before he left...

[Eminem's_No.1_Fan]

Irvine: Hi Zell, i'm bi, wanna go make out
Zell: Sure
Selphie: what about poor naked me!!!

[f f freak]

Irvine:you can come too Selphie
Zell: no way I'm gay remember
Irvine:Oh yeah
*Switch scene to Rinoa*
Rinoa: I have done wrong I must rid myself of sin *stabs herself in the gut and bleeds to death heeheeheeheeheehee*

[BardTard]

YAY! DEAD RINOA!

[Squall and Quistis come across Rinoa's dead body.]
Squall: ...
Quistis: :)
Squall: Dumb b****.
[Quistis pokes her dead body with a stick.]
Quistis: Yep, she's dead. Okay now let's go before we're late. ;)

[f f freak]

Selphie:*finds squall and quistis* let's have a threesome
Squall and Quisty:... ok

[BardTard]

[Squall, Selphie and Quistis do some dirty things too nasty to type on here.]
*scene switches to Irvine and Zell, who are butt naked.*
Irvine: (that's so small!)

[f f freak]

Irvine: How are you supposed to do it with that huh, how am I supposed to get any pleasure
Zell: I'm sorry *Begins crying*
Scene change to Selphie all alone
Selphie: (only if you have seen team america will you get this) *begins singing I'm so ronery*

[Christmas]

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%208/diff%20big/laguna.gif: HELLO BITCH, I AM A SMURFING PIMP THAT LIKES TO LAUGH FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON. WANNA GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF TOGETHER?

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%208/diff%20regular/selphie%207.gif: HOORAY!!! let's jump off a cliff!!!

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%208/diff%20regular/raijin.gif: But you promised that we will go to the amusement park together and jump off the roller coaster!!!

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%208/diff%20regular/selphie%205.gif: STFU, NOOB. We are through. Now if you will just go die and burn in hell will be nice.

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%208/diff%20regular/laguna.gif: DIE, DIE!!!!!


*LAGUNA SHOT RAIJIN!!!!*

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%208/diff%20regular/selphie%203.gif: OMG, HE LOOK SMURFING DELICIOUS!! LET'S EAT HIM!!!


*Laguna and Selphie ate Raijin's rotten corpse.*

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%208/gf/carbuncle.gif: MY LOVE!!! You two ate my one and only love!!!

[BardTard]

meanwhile, a T-Rexaur feasts on Rinoa's dead body.

[daggertrepe]

This is a bit sick...let's try to tone down the sexuality, ok?

[f f freak]

Selphie: What I'm a cannibal...cool *eats laguna's arm*
*Switch scene to Irvine with a gun to his head*
Irvine:Goodbye cruel world *Irvine also commits suicide*

[IamFFf]

This only shows what they are thinking/dreaming about :kaolaugh: :lol:

[daggertrepe]

Slight sexual humor is ok, but not massive.

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

OK. Where to start?

1. Fanfiction goes in the Writer's Corner. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=72)

2. The way you are all writing this is more of an RP. It would go in the Role Playing subforum (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=82) of the Writer's Corner (http://forums.eyesonff.com/forumdisplay.php?f=72) and be subject to the roleplay rules. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=82571)

3. Just looking over this, the subject matter isn't really appropriate for this forum, especially as there was no warning at all for those who might be browsing the thread. So it gets closed.