Game Character you'd most want to gouge their eye out with a rusty butterknife

[Rengori]

Just as the title says. Which game character would you like to go up with a rusted butterknife and gouge thier eyes out?

[Carl the Llama]

me thinks this will just end up as another "I hate Aerith" thread...

whoops, i thought i was in the FFVII forum lol, well in that cae...

I cant decide between Zell and Wakka, both are annoying to no end

Me "Wakka?"

Wakka "Ya?"

Me *gouges out eye with rusty butter knife* "HAHAHAHAHA"

Wakka "YAAA MY EYE"

[starseeker]

Eiko

[Zeromus_X]

No hurting Kitten Sith! :nonono:

I don't really like Heidegger/Scarlet/Leblanc. And definitely Algus.

[blue phoenix]

Mario and/or Luigi.

For being blatant cheap Italian imitations of the Chuckle brothers

[Roto13]

Necrid (Soul Calibur 2)

Norma (Tales of Legendia)

Yuffie (Final Fantasy VII)

I'll think of more later.

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

I would say Norma except that she's the only one I have with the Revive spell.

But Algus definitely qualifies.

[Christmas]

CYCLOPS?

[JaytodaP]

Nemesis from resident evil 3...... But you do get toBlast him in the face with the magnum at the end


But nonetheless id be prancing around on hard mode singing when all of a sudden hed come out of the wall and choke-slam me. BAAAAAHHHHHHH

As for another one, Sephiroth did it for me.

And why is it that when the characters do die, they dont crap their pants?

[Psychotic]

Snake, Metal Gear Solid 3.

[-N-]

I used a gun for that, actually.

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

Pupu

[NeoCracker]

Sqaull. Definately Squall. And Sephiroth, not because I hate him, but just to piss of the Fans.

[Griff]

The lame announcers from every fighting game, ever

and Sephiroth, because I hate him, and to piss off fans.

[Markus. D]

Sephiroth and Cloud.

[Lionx]

Sagat -_-

[Madame Adequate]

Kirby, Link, and Megaman.

[Outer Heaven]

Snake, Metal Gear Solid 3.

:D

[KentaRawr!]

Kirby, Link, and Megaman.

Megaman I can understand, Link if you stole from the shop-keeper, but why oh why do you want to do such a terrible thing to Kirby? :(

Anyway, I wish to gouge Ganondorf's eye out. Not because I hate him, but because he has the most un-original name evar. Ganon + Dorf = Ganondorf. :mad:

[Shin Gouken]

Tidus :/

[Madame Adequate]

Megaman I can understand, Link if you stole from the shop-keeper, but why oh why do you want to do such a terrible thing to Kirby? :(

Kirby is the worst of the three. I would happily be nice to the other two if I still got to torture Kirby.

Ask Rye for more details, if you must know.

[Erdrick Holmes]

The cast of FFX and X2 for being painfully lame
The cast of the GTA games for being just plain retarded
Bridget from Guilty Gear for perminently scarring me
T. Hawk from Street Fighter for being just a bad fighter
Hugo from Street Fighter for having a face so ugly that he looks like his face caught on fire and it got put out with a screwdriver.

[The Last Ancient]

Farleen from Star Ocean 3.

[bipper]

ViVi.. I want to know wtf his eyes are made of. He also pisses me off to no point. HE IS A FREAKIN EMO..

[KoShiatar]

Some Pokémon.

[Galbadian Soldier]

The cast of FFX and X2 for being painfully lame


I agree!! :D Worst cast(s) out of all FF's

[drunkymonkey]

Raiden from MGS2. CHRIST, WHAT A PUFF!

[Roto13]

But not Raiden from Metal Gear Solid 4.

[drunkymonkey]

But not Raiden from Metal Gear Solid 4.
He'll always be a lady-boy to me.

[DanteV9]

Hmmm... Hard one. I choose Lloyd from Tales of Symphonia.

[Alixsar]

Nall from Lunar and Ruby from Lunar 2. Nall just had an annoying voice, and Ruby was always getting in the way. I'd always be hitting on Lucia and then Ruby would intervene and act all defensive and say stuff like "That's my man!" Pfft, shut up Ruby. You're a cat/dragon/fluff/ball thing and she's hot, get the hell out of here.

Wakka was pretty bad, but Bender did his voice so I was willing to allow it. Talim pisses me off too. I'll probably think of more later.

[Sylvie]

Wow, what a list. This list is in no particular order of my extreme desire to hurt another.

1. Princess Peach (only in mario kart). She makes me mentally unstable on Mario Kart.
2. Luigi (only in mario kart, see above for reason.)
3. Seifer. That guy thinks he's so cool. I want to take that gunblade and skewer him.
4. Pokemon. Any fucking pokemon I can get my hands on.
5. Wakka (His facial expressions are weird. Ya ya ya ya ya.)
6. Yuffie. Shes just a pain.

[Chibi Angel]

princess Zelda, she's obnoxiously helpless
Wakka
Ziggy from Xenosaga

[Slothy]

Dante from DMC and Leon from RE4. I'm sorry but Capcoms very forced attempt to make these guys seem like badasses grates my nerves like no high pitched whiny voice over ever could.

[Elite Lord Sigma]

Hmm...

1. Daisy (from Mario Kart DS): Her voice made me want to gouge my own eyes out.
2. Edge (Final Fantasy IV): I can't stand ladies men.
3. Rawk Hawk (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door): I hate people who act like they're the God of whatever.
4. Leila (Final Fantasy II): She is the worst character in the game.
5. Piscodemon (Final Fantasy I): Stupid powerful attacks. :mad2:
6. Kaepora Gaebora (Legend of Zelda series): Stupid annoying owl that pops up exactly when I don't want him to, telling information I've known for at least two hours before I see him.

[kikimm]

I hate Aeris. I kinda want to keep calm, so I won' go into huge detail, but she was the most obnoxious character in that game. Tifa forever.

And Claudia from Silent Hill 3. Fucker. Vincent was the best dude ever. :(

[LunarWeaver]

Shirley (Tales of Legendia)- What a bitch. Oh no Senel doesn't love you, better kill everybody with all your Orerines Ferines Merines Teriques bullcrap.

Colette (Tales of Symphonia)-The really useless version of Yuna.

The Silent Hero- It doesn't make or break a game for me... I've liked many that have the silent hero. But it still pisses me off.

Rico (Xenogears)- Useless.

Laura (Silent Hill 2)- She should die. All children should die.

Jubilee (X-Men Legends)- I don't like her in any form of X-men, and I guess they nailed her crappyness in this game because she was suck incarnate.

Fortune (Metal Gear Solid 2)- Somebody answer her prayer and kill her already.

Citrine (Xenosaga Series)-I hope I can kill you in Episode III.

[Roto13]

Fortune (Metal Gear Solid 2)- Somebody answer her prayer and kill her already.
No Fortune = no Fortune's theme, and that aint cool. :p

[Outer Heaven]

3. Seifer. That guy thinks he's so cool. I want to take that gunblade and skewer him.


What! Seifer is cool man!:cool:

[Madame Adequate]

The cast of FFX and X2 for being painfully lame
The cast of the GTA games for being just plain retarded

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Ow, my sides...

But thanks for a good laugh!

[Elite Lord Sigma]

Wow, what a list. This list is in no particular order of my extreme desire to hurt another.

1. Princess Peach (only in mario kart). She makes me mentally unstable on Mario Kart.
2. Luigi (only in mario kart, see above for reason.)
3. Seifer. That guy thinks he's so cool. I want to take that gunblade and skewer him.
4. Pokemon. Any smurfing pokemon I can get my hands on.
5. Wakka (His facial expressions are weird. Ya ya ya ya ya.)
6. Yuffie. Shes just a pain.

Urge...to kill...rising...

[NeoCracker]

Hmm...

1. Daisy (from Mario Kart DS): Her voice made me want to gouge my own eyes out.
2. Edge (Final Fantasy IV): I can't stand ladies men.
3. Rawk Hawk (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door): I hate people who act like they're the God of whatever.
4. Leila (Final Fantasy II): She is the worst character in the game.
5. Piscodemon (Final Fantasy I): Stupid powerful attacks. :mad2:
6. Kaepora Gaebora (Legend of Zelda series): Stupid annoying owl that pops up exactly when I don't want him to, telling information I've known for at least two hours before I see him.
For that, your going to get RAAAAWKED!

[Elite Lord Sigma]

Well, OK, I don't hate Rawk Hawk that much. The others I do.

[Reine]

Sephiroth and Cloud.

[fantasyjunkie]

me thinks this will just end up as another "I hate Aerith" thread...

whoops, i thought i was in the FFVII forum lol, well in that cae...

I cant decide between Zell and Wakka, both are annoying to no end

Me "Wakka?"

Wakka "Ya?"

Me *gouges out eye with rusty butter knife* "HAHAHAHAHA"

Wakka "YAAA MY EYE"
I hated Zell, I really did

[Raven Nox]

Probably Adray from Star Ocean: Till the End of Time, perhaps Farleen, but only because of her voice.

[Zeromus_X]

I never liked Sophia...:/

"I'm 17 and I sounud like a five year old! : D" ><;

Farleen.....*dies*

[Vermachtnis]

Drachma (Skies of Arcadia) - He left me in a desert. His story was sad and he's kind of an overall usefull character, but he left us in a desert! Nothing good ever happens in a desert, except for this time. Belleza was awesome or whatever her name was, ya know the hot red head tactiction for the Valuans.

Tails (Sonic 2) - I lost the emerald so many times because of him.

Xelha (Baiten Kaitos) - Stupid bubbly fairy, that I was pretty much forced to use in that one fight.

Collete (Tales of Symphonia) - Bubbly and useless. At least she doesn't stay the female lead for long.

Rikku (Final Fantasy X-2) - She was better in the first one, but she is very annoying in this one.

[drunkymonkey]

The cast of FFX and X2 for being painfully lame
The cast of the GTA games for being just plain retarded

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Ow, my sides...

But thanks for a good laugh!
Hey, the cast of Vice City was excellent. Remember the first mission after taking over the mansion, that was GOLD!

[Madame Adequate]

The cast of FFX and X2 for being painfully lame
The cast of the GTA games for being just plain retarded

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Ow, my sides...

But thanks for a good laugh!
Hey, the cast of Vice City was excellent. Remember the first mission after taking over the mansion, that was GOLD!

I was laughing at him because he clearly has no idea what he's talking about. xD

[DK]

Zell and Wakka are better than EVERYONE HERE.

Edit: Also yeah, I wasn't aware having charisma and being funny = being retarded.

[drunkymonkey]

The cast of FFX and X2 for being painfully lame
The cast of the GTA games for being just plain retarded

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Ow, my sides...

But thanks for a good laugh!
Hey, the cast of Vice City was excellent. Remember the first mission after taking over the mansion, that was GOLD!

I was laughing at him because he clearly has no idea what he's talking about. xD
Oh right lol.

[Madame Adequate]

Zell and Wakka are better than EVERYONE HERE.

Edit: Also yeah, I wasn't aware having charisma and being funny = being retarded.

Yes. Zell and Wakka are two of the best things about Final Fantasy.

[Alixsar]

Fortune (Metal Gear Solid 2)- Somebody answer her prayer and kill her already.
No Fortune = no Fortune's theme, and that aint cool. :p

She really IS Lady Luck!

[NeoCracker]

Well, OK, I don't hate Rawk Hawk that much. The others I do.
Your just saying that so you don't get RAWKED.

To add though, Tia of Lufia 2. She needed to shut up.

[Moon Rabbits]

Zell and Wakka are better than EVERYONE HERE.

Edit: Also yeah, I wasn't aware having charisma and being funny = being retarded.

Charisma and being funny != being retarded

But keep in mind, Zell and Wakka != funny or charismatic

[Madame Adequate]

Charisma and being funny != being retarded

But keep in mind, Zell and Wakka != funny or charismatic

Ah, I think I see the problem. See, Zell and Wakka are the funniest characters in FF. And they beat the crap out of most of the others in terms of charisma, too. They're also among the very few people who don't have severe issues, which is a plus.

[~SapphireStar~]

Rikku, Tidus and Yuna.
As for non FF characters, I'd say the whole cast of Magna Carta.

[KentaRawr!]

The new Toad has an eye I'd like to gouge out. Just listen...

"YA~Haha!"

He was best in Mario Kart 64, where he sounded NORMAL. In Mario Kart DS... omigod, It's so annoying. I'd give you a sample, but your ears might bleed, and then I'd get banned, sued, etc..

[Moon Rabbits]

Charisma and being funny != being retarded

But keep in mind, Zell and Wakka != funny or charismatic

Ah, I think I see the problem. See, Zell and Wakka are the funniest characters in FF. And they beat the crap out of most of the others in terms of charisma, too. They're also among the very few people who don't have severe issues, which is a plus.

Wakka's issue = Replacing Chappu with Tidus because he was emotionally stunted by his death... ._.

Zell's issue = ADOPTED. :D

[Elite Lord Sigma]

Drachma (Skies of Arcadia) - He left me in a desert. His story was sad and he's kind of an overall usefull character, but he left us in a desert! Nothing good ever happens in a desert, except for this time. Belleza was awesome or whatever her name was, ya know the hot red head tactiction for the Valuans.

Tails (Sonic 2) - I lost the emerald so many times because of him.

Xelha (Baiten Kaitos) - Stupid bubbly fairy, that I was pretty much forced to use in that one fight.

Collete (Tales of Symphonia) - Bubbly and useless. At least she doesn't stay the female lead for long.

Rikku (Final Fantasy X-2) - She was better in the first one, but she is very annoying in this one.
There's no need to gouge out Drachma's eye, Rhaknam already did.

[KentaRawr!]

Don't forget Meta Knight and Sigma. Sigma is just a big ol' meany who let himself turn evil. Meta Knight is a kirby who turned into a Sephiroth Fanboy. :mad:

[Vermachtnis]

Drachma (Skies of Arcadia) - He left me in a desert. His story was sad and he's kind of an overall usefull character, but he left us in a desert! Nothing good ever happens in a desert, except for this time. Belleza was awesome or whatever her name was, ya know the hot red head tactiction for the Valuans.

Tails (Sonic 2) - I lost the emerald so many times because of him.

Xelha (Baiten Kaitos) - Stupid bubbly fairy, that I was pretty much forced to use in that one fight.

Collete (Tales of Symphonia) - Bubbly and useless. At least she doesn't stay the female lead for long.

Rikku (Final Fantasy X-2) - She was better in the first one, but she is very annoying in this one.
There's no need to gouge out Drachma's eye, Rhaknam already did.

True...but he does have another one.

[Hambone]

Maechen, Leblanc, Ormi, ZELL!, Irvine, Angie Thompson from Trauma Center Under the Knife, Waluigi, Daisy, Wakka, Zidane, Amarant, Dr. Mario, Ganon, Falco, Fox, Berseker from SC2, Seung Mina, Bowser, Peach, Pikachu, Pichu, Toadsworth, Ivy, Dagger, Charizard, Locke, Shadow (for leaving me), and Barret.

[Dixie]

Pikachu. Seriously, I'm really sick of him. And Tails.

[Slicksword45]

Harry Tipper- TimeSplitters Future Perfect. i hate him... he is a hippy!! A HIPPY!!!

[Doomie]

The entire cast of Legend of Dragoon except Albert, Lavitz and Kongol, because they're super cool. Van from Chrono Cross. Ummm. Oh. That blond one from Chrono Trigger. Uhhh, Rinoa, Eiko, Aeris, The Kjata summon, Gau, FF1 Monk, Raiden's girlfriend...aaaand that's all for now. Oh, and Pikachu, Golduck, and Goldeen.

[vampirepiggyhunter7]

Zell.

[NorthernChaosGod]

As soon as I read the title I knew my answer immediately.

CAIT SITH

I hate that bastard with a passion. I would carve out his eyes with a rusty spoon and shove them up his ass.

[Sylvie]

Well I would carve them out with a marker.

[drunkymonkey]

Harry Tipper- TimeSplitters Future Perfect. i hate him... he is a hippy!! A HIPPY!!!

You're just jealous because he gets all the chicks.

[Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer]

Rinoa,Aeris,Garnet, Steiner, Pikachu, that litle girl from RE2 Sherry or whatever...and a bunch of others.

[Slicksword45]

Harry Tipper- TimeSplitters Future Perfect. i hate him... he is a hippy!! A HIPPY!!!

You're just jealous because he gets all the chicks.

Kitten is hot.....

but he is a crossdressing hippy who kills people.... makes no sence.....

also i want to gouge Cloud's eyes out
And that stuiped marine who keeps yelling at me in halo, then dosen't do anything..... but thenagain, I useally just shoot him in the shin!

[drunkymonkey]

Harry Tipper- TimeSplitters Future Perfect. i hate him... he is a hippy!! A HIPPY!!!
You're just jealous because he gets all the chicks.
Kitten is hot.....

but he is a crossdressing hippy who kills people.... makes no sence.....

also i want to gouge Cloud's eyes out
And that stuiped marine who keeps yelling at me in halo, then dosen't do anything..... but thenagain, I useally just shoot him in the shin!LOL. I admit the cross-dressing part freaked me out. Captain Ash was better anyway.

[escobert]

This should be put in the FFX section :p
TIDUS

[Slicksword45]

Harry Tipper- TimeSplitters Future Perfect. i hate him... he is a hippy!! A HIPPY!!!
You're just jealous because he gets all the chicks.
Kitten is hot.....

but he is a crossdressing hippy who kills people.... makes no sence.....

also i want to gouge Cloud's eyes out
And that stuiped marine who keeps yelling at me in halo, then dosen't do anything..... but thenagain, I useally just shoot him in the shin!LOL. I admit the cross-dressing part freaked me out. Captain Ash was better anyway.

but he leaves you half-way through the mission...


This should be put in section :p
TIDUS

I agree!

[drunkymonkey]

Harry Tipper- TimeSplitters Future Perfect. i hate him... he is a hippy!! A HIPPY!!!
You're just jealous because he gets all the chicks.
Kitten is hot.....

but he is a crossdressing hippy who kills people.... makes no sence.....

also i want to gouge Cloud's eyes out
And that stuiped marine who keeps yelling at me in halo, then dosen't do anything..... but thenagain, I useally just shoot him in the shin!LOL. I admit the cross-dressing part freaked me out. Captain Ash was better anyway.
but he leaves you half-way through the mission...


This should be put in section :p
TIDUS
I agree!

His dialogue more than makes up for it!

[Shinken]

I'd have to go with Rinoa.

She's in a constant state of needing to be saved, I swear. :mad:

[Materia Hunter Yuffie]

Meg (Kingdom Hearts 2 - She CONSTANTLY keep yelling "Help Me!" I want to strangle her. Make Sora beat her over the head with the Keyblade - Wait gouge her eyes out with the Keyblade.)
Seymour (Final Fantasy X - Hated Fatso with a burning passion)
Shilinda (Final Fantasy X - No explination needed.)
Rinoa (Final Fantasy VIII - Just let her die!)
Rose (Metal Gear Solid 2 - Poor Raiden...)
Elephant Lady - I mean Queen Brahne (Final Fantasy IX)
Steiner (Final Fantasy IX - Only for a little while, he gets better)
Amarant (Final Fantasy IX)

[Sylvie]

I've wanted to kill almost every character of FF9 besides Vivi. Queen Brahne gave me killing urges when I saw her. She's the fatass blue thing right?

[Materia Hunter Yuffie]

Yep!

[NINJA_Ryu]

hmm

it would have to be ....

Arthas (Warcraft 3)
this guy gets me so much on a bad foot, he is horrible! well, in the Human mission, he is pretty decent in the others, but slowly loses his stabbiness inducing persona up until the end of TFT.

[ff7+ff10 gurl 100]

Seymour (FFX)- I thought he was too fat to put on that robe. SRSLY. His voice made me wanna strangle him and take his eyes out!!! :p

Donna (FFX+ X2)- I dont care what you all say, shes annoying as hell. And her outfit sucked too.

Ziggy (Xenosaga)- I just started to play Xenosaga and this guy is already on my nerves.

Commander Cherencorv(sp?) (Xenosaga)- He just sucked. Period.

:)

[NorthernChaosGod]

Ziggy (Xenosaga)- I just started to play Xenosaga and this guy is already on my nerves.

Commander Cherencorv(sp?) (Xenosaga)- He just sucked. Period.

:)
Ziggy rocks. :(

[black orb]

>>> The Turks.. Come on admit it they are just a bunch of losers..

[Nominus Experse]

Sophia and Adray from Star Ocean: Till the End of Time - the voice... kills... mercilessly...

Yuna-for never being able to make up her mind, and whenever she does, it's someone elses idea... And the way she runs annoys me...

Tidus-until he finally grows up, I will never care for him

Aerith - I want to do this to her numerous times... Maybe FOREVER

Yoshi - I have no idea why, but it feels like I should...

[Cruise Control]

Mia - Golden Sun

[Raistlin]

But Algus definitely qualifies.
Word. Anyone who doesn't say Algus has not played FFT. The first and only video game character I've ever hated with a passion.

[Skyblade]

I can't believe no one has mentioned one of the worst video game characters of all time...

Mawlock, from Shining Force: Resurrection of the Dark Dragon.

He was one of the changes that wound up slaughtering what could have been a great game. A direct port of Legacy of the Great Intention would have been so much better, but, because of their totally idiotic decisions, they ruined the game. And, since it busted, we will probably never see another Shining Force game again... :(

[drunkymonkey]

CJ from San Andreas. Pales in comparison with Vercetti.

[ff7+ff10 gurl 100]

Ziggy (Xenosaga)- I just started to play Xenosaga and this guy is already on my nerves.

Commander Cherencorv(sp?) (Xenosaga)- He just sucked. Period.

:)
Ziggy rocks. :(

I just hate how he talks in that robotic voice. Other than that he's cool. I wouldnt take his eyes out :) His story is sad too.