Peter_20
07-06-2006, 11:43 PM
I've known of a really great satire for The Lord of the Rings for a while now, and it's so golden that I just had to post it here.
It ROCKS, really! :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOZ7wNSWTeg&search=sagan%20om%20de%20bannlysta
CREDITS: ff_sweden showed me this satire! :)
Now please note that this is a satire in Swedish; and therefore I've created a kind of translation. :D
It's not too long, and I think it catches the feeling from the original pretty well. ^^
Enjoy!
BOROMIR: "That's great, Pippin, oh yeah..."
ARAGORN: "Pitiful.
--Slice it already, then! Boromir, speed up a little, there's a good fellow..."
BOROMIR: "Sh*t! Are you alright?"
ARAGORN: "Hey, just calm down a bit, here. Calm down!"
SAM: "What's that?"
BOROMIR: "Cool..."
LEGOLAS: "It's coming at us!"
ARAGORN: "WHAT???"
BOROMIR: "Why, that's cool..."
ARAGORN: "Hiiide!!!"
GANDALF: "Now just wait a moment, here...
--It doesn't even move, dammit! It ain't heading for us at all!
--Thanks to all this damn runnin' round, my hat blew up there!
GANDALF: "All this trouble for that pesky hat! But now, I finally found it. I love my hat, dammit!
FRODO: "Shut it, Gandalf!"
LEGOLAS: "Damn, it snows up here, indeed!"
GANDALF: "STOP SCREAMING!!! Uh-oh..."
FRODO: "But damn you, Gandalf!"
ARAGORN: "Watch out!"
BOROMIR: "...and where should we go now?"
GANDALF: "I dunno!"
GIMLI: "Let's go through Moria! It's warm and cozy in there; and we avoid the snow."
MERRY: "Please..."
GANDALF: "No..."
FRODO: "But Gandalf, we shall freeze to death up here."
GANDALF: "Alright, then..."
GANDALF: "Come with me, Frodo, I'd like to have a talk with you.
--You think you are so damn clever, eh?
--You believe you can have us walk whence the hell ever you want to?"
MERRY: "Gandalf! Frodo! Watch this! What a smooth and tall wall this is..."
GIMLI: "It's the walls of Moria, you idiot!"
GANDALF: "Hey, here it is; behold! here are the doors. The doors of Moria.
--Why, it's made of rock! What the hell...?
--I thought it was made of plastic...? Hm..."
FRODO: "Gandalf! Look! It's glowing!"
GANDALF: "Oh my god, look!
--Now, let's check this stuff..."
--You must be totally screwed if you think you could enter these doors.
MERRY: "Sound like a riddle."
GANDALF: "Yeah, whatever, I've watched this stuff on TV, you know; you just press something here;
--and then you start singing something."
*Gandalf sings*
GANDALF: "Hm... something modern...?"
*Gandalf sings again*
GANDALF: "But DAMN IT ALL TO HELL, already!!! Friggin' hell..."
ARAGORN: "You suck way too much too throw rocks."
FRODO: "Wait a moment... I've got it."
GANDALF: "Ha! bullsh*t! As if you were ever to solve this, you're just all screwed, you know..."
GANDALF: "Crap, this darkness sucks...
--That's better, what a... nice place, wow, how ugly it is.
--This place is friggin' huge! Hello, is there anybody at home? Nope..."
MERRY: "No! Damn it...!"
GANDALF: "Yeah! I'm up at last! Oh, smurf it all... now let's see, here...
--...Let's take a break and have some tobacco!"
ARAGORN: "Pitiful..."
GOLLUM: "Wait! Hello, can you hear me? Damn retarded monkeysss, wait up!"
FRODO: "We must go on now, right this very second!"
GANDALF: "What about? It wasn't my fault! I didn't want to do it; I was so small back then, I didn't understand...
--I didn't know what was... good.
--I guess I'm happy to have you here after all. You're nice to me.
--...Let's go on now."
MERRY: "Oh, damn."
GANDALF: "Why, seems to be even darker down here.
--Guess we'll just have to go on.
--I got the flashlight; you got nothing. Mehehehehehe...!"
:D
It ROCKS, really! :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOZ7wNSWTeg&search=sagan%20om%20de%20bannlysta
CREDITS: ff_sweden showed me this satire! :)
Now please note that this is a satire in Swedish; and therefore I've created a kind of translation. :D
It's not too long, and I think it catches the feeling from the original pretty well. ^^
Enjoy!
BOROMIR: "That's great, Pippin, oh yeah..."
ARAGORN: "Pitiful.
--Slice it already, then! Boromir, speed up a little, there's a good fellow..."
BOROMIR: "Sh*t! Are you alright?"
ARAGORN: "Hey, just calm down a bit, here. Calm down!"
SAM: "What's that?"
BOROMIR: "Cool..."
LEGOLAS: "It's coming at us!"
ARAGORN: "WHAT???"
BOROMIR: "Why, that's cool..."
ARAGORN: "Hiiide!!!"
GANDALF: "Now just wait a moment, here...
--It doesn't even move, dammit! It ain't heading for us at all!
--Thanks to all this damn runnin' round, my hat blew up there!
GANDALF: "All this trouble for that pesky hat! But now, I finally found it. I love my hat, dammit!
FRODO: "Shut it, Gandalf!"
LEGOLAS: "Damn, it snows up here, indeed!"
GANDALF: "STOP SCREAMING!!! Uh-oh..."
FRODO: "But damn you, Gandalf!"
ARAGORN: "Watch out!"
BOROMIR: "...and where should we go now?"
GANDALF: "I dunno!"
GIMLI: "Let's go through Moria! It's warm and cozy in there; and we avoid the snow."
MERRY: "Please..."
GANDALF: "No..."
FRODO: "But Gandalf, we shall freeze to death up here."
GANDALF: "Alright, then..."
GANDALF: "Come with me, Frodo, I'd like to have a talk with you.
--You think you are so damn clever, eh?
--You believe you can have us walk whence the hell ever you want to?"
MERRY: "Gandalf! Frodo! Watch this! What a smooth and tall wall this is..."
GIMLI: "It's the walls of Moria, you idiot!"
GANDALF: "Hey, here it is; behold! here are the doors. The doors of Moria.
--Why, it's made of rock! What the hell...?
--I thought it was made of plastic...? Hm..."
FRODO: "Gandalf! Look! It's glowing!"
GANDALF: "Oh my god, look!
--Now, let's check this stuff..."
--You must be totally screwed if you think you could enter these doors.
MERRY: "Sound like a riddle."
GANDALF: "Yeah, whatever, I've watched this stuff on TV, you know; you just press something here;
--and then you start singing something."
*Gandalf sings*
GANDALF: "Hm... something modern...?"
*Gandalf sings again*
GANDALF: "But DAMN IT ALL TO HELL, already!!! Friggin' hell..."
ARAGORN: "You suck way too much too throw rocks."
FRODO: "Wait a moment... I've got it."
GANDALF: "Ha! bullsh*t! As if you were ever to solve this, you're just all screwed, you know..."
GANDALF: "Crap, this darkness sucks...
--That's better, what a... nice place, wow, how ugly it is.
--This place is friggin' huge! Hello, is there anybody at home? Nope..."
MERRY: "No! Damn it...!"
GANDALF: "Yeah! I'm up at last! Oh, smurf it all... now let's see, here...
--...Let's take a break and have some tobacco!"
ARAGORN: "Pitiful..."
GOLLUM: "Wait! Hello, can you hear me? Damn retarded monkeysss, wait up!"
FRODO: "We must go on now, right this very second!"
GANDALF: "What about? It wasn't my fault! I didn't want to do it; I was so small back then, I didn't understand...
--I didn't know what was... good.
--I guess I'm happy to have you here after all. You're nice to me.
--...Let's go on now."
MERRY: "Oh, damn."
GANDALF: "Why, seems to be even darker down here.
--Guess we'll just have to go on.
--I got the flashlight; you got nothing. Mehehehehehe...!"
:D