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LunaticPandora37
07-09-2006, 02:02 AM
Hey all. I was wondering if there are any boffers here...

I'm kind of new to boffing and I want to make keyblades!!! (i know i'm a dork!)

I was wondering if anyone if had tips on making them.

Help is much appreciated!

Thanks

Levian
07-09-2006, 02:08 AM
Ok, here's what you need:

keys.
blades.

Zell's Fists of Fury
07-09-2006, 02:13 AM
Make sure they're door keys, not piano keys. Or Alicia Keys.

Levian
07-09-2006, 02:25 AM
Yeah, and the blade can't be a shoulder blade.

Doomie
07-09-2006, 02:26 AM
Well, it could be a shoulder blade, as long as it's not yours.

Chris
07-09-2006, 02:26 AM
Your mother never told you not to play around with keyblades?

Doomie
07-09-2006, 02:27 AM
That's scissors, stupid. :madd2:

NorthernChaosGod
07-09-2006, 03:03 AM
You can't make keyblades, the keyblade chooses its master.

Behold the Void
07-09-2006, 03:13 AM
Most keyblades I've seen are cosplay props made of flat cardboard to get the elaborate designs and are not suitable to boffing environments. Really, keyblades shouldn't be wielded anyway because they're terribly balanced and unwieldy weapons.

If you REALLY want to make one, though, I suggest getting a piece of thick PVC pipe and foam insulator and making the Kingdom Key/King Mickey's Key. Get some foam and put it up on the tip end to make the actual key design and make it soft yet relatively durable enough to survive impact and not damage someone (although you really shouldn't be attacking with that end anyway).

Then, get some thick or layered cardboard to make the handguard.

If you want to make a more elaborate one, you're talking several smaller tubes of PVC and insulation, as well as melting the pipes to bend them into the appropriate shape.

LunaticPandora37
07-09-2006, 03:33 AM
anyone wanna donate their shoulder blade to me then???

Christmas
07-09-2006, 03:36 AM
My left shoulder blade eloped with my right shoulder blade. :(

mooglebunni608
07-09-2006, 04:26 AM
poor christmas, no shoulderblades XD
and my shoulderblades have been claimed by...by.... well, I can't tell you who, it's a secret.
Try a graveyard or something :D

NorthernChaosGod
07-09-2006, 05:02 AM
poor christmas, no shoulderblades XD
and my shoulderblades have been claimed by...by.... well, I can't tell you who, it's a secret.
Try a graveyard or something :D
Gravedigging, fun! Count me in. :D

LunaticPandora37
07-09-2006, 04:04 PM
poor christmas, no shoulderblades XD
and my shoulderblades have been claimed by...by.... well, I can't tell you who, it's a secret.
Try a graveyard or something :D
Gravedigging, fun! Count me in. :D

YAY!!! let's all go looking for shoulder blades in a graveyard :D

Reine
07-09-2006, 04:31 PM
wtf is boffing?

Anyway, just use a normal key. It can cut flesh, I already tried it :cool:

Levian
07-09-2006, 04:41 PM
Boffing is the act of fighting with padded weapons called boffers. Boffer groups construct weapons such as swords, bows, catapults, and other armaments. Boffing is done purely for entertainment, as an alternative to modern fencing and kendo, and is practiced across the globe.

Boffing is often associated with live action role-playing games, as well as the Society for Creative Anachronism, since many of these groups incorporate boffing into their activities.

LunaticPandora37
07-09-2006, 04:46 PM
Boffing is the act of fighting with padded weapons called boffers. Boffer groups construct weapons such as swords, bows, catapults, and other armaments. Boffing is done purely for entertainment, as an alternative to modern fencing and kendo, and is practiced across the globe.

Boffing is often associated with live action role-playing games, as well as the Society for Creative Anachronism, since many of these groups incorporate boffing into their activities.

That is exactly what it is...it is so much fun too. my friends and I have made all the Orginization XIII weapons into boffers. it rocks. the chakrams are on like string so they come back to you...it's really cool

Reine
07-09-2006, 04:50 PM
Go boff yourself :(

*cough cough*

What a weird term :/

LunaticPandora37
07-09-2006, 04:53 PM
It also means sexual intercourse...seriously

Old Manus
07-09-2006, 05:56 PM
Levian never uses wikipedia as a basis for his posts

Captain Maxx Power
07-09-2006, 06:53 PM
I boffed once. Unfortunately no one mentioned that the weapons were padded. Nor that you aren't meant to hit the head. Nor that it wasn't real. It took seven high paid lawyers to keep me out of jail.

Markus. D
07-09-2006, 08:26 PM
emmm... once I was boffing two others with a staff.


edit: ahhh crap it mean WHAT!?

LunaticPandora37
07-09-2006, 08:48 PM
Levian never uses wikipedia as a basis for his posts

no of course not...*shifty eyes*

and yes boffing also means hot steamy intercourse...i'm serious

mooglebunni608
07-09-2006, 09:04 PM
that gives Tsukasa's comment a whole new meening, you know.
My brother was boffing for a while, but he never let me. grr.

Sylvie
07-09-2006, 09:31 PM
Boffing sounds fun.

Levian
07-10-2006, 12:32 AM
Levian never uses wikipedia as a basis for his posts

Old Manus never tells on people. :mad2: