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Sylvie
07-12-2006, 06:02 AM
Lets all make up stupid names. Here is mine.

Tedler (My friend BakerMan made this one up, actually.)
Fredley
Chuckward
Gartha

Post your dumb made-up names/the dumbest names you've heard.

In the phonebook I've seen:

Buffer Butt

John P. Anuscavage.

Roto13
07-12-2006, 06:06 AM
I know someone named Crystal Butt. Rub her and see if you can see the future. I also know someone named "Neal MacNeal"

NorthernChaosGod
07-12-2006, 06:19 AM
Genji... oh wait. :p

Acid Raine
07-12-2006, 06:23 AM
Black people always come up with creative names. The ones that stick in my mind are Placenta and Enchantress. The second is kinda cool, but the first is just nasty.

I also saw in the phone book the names Snoddy and Snodgrass

oddler
07-12-2006, 06:33 AM
Uhh... Made-up names...

Jeffroz
Fergus

I always thought the comic strip "Funky Winkerbean" was hilarious as a name.

But the cake goes to the phonebook for this one... Chinupargunphong!

LunarWeaver
07-12-2006, 07:03 AM
I made these up for your entertainment:
Shruggles
KaoKao
Tricksy Cereal
LunarWeaver
Anybody with -ness on their name

Yamaneko
07-12-2006, 07:23 AM
Brendan is a pretty dumb name.

Nominus Experse
07-12-2006, 07:31 AM
Apple
Abcde
Rocket
Harry sounds stupid to me...
Dick - that one goes without saying
Fenson
Anyone with the last name Butt

Snakes_On_A_Plane
07-12-2006, 08:04 AM
A lot of the people in the Dynasty Warriors series have strange names. I know these were real people, and it takes place in China, but a lot are just too funny.
I personally like Cao Pi (pronounced Cow-Pee) and Se Fei (pronounced Soo-Fay)

Christmas
07-12-2006, 08:32 AM
http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=12624

Hambone
07-12-2006, 08:41 AM
Puki
Narna
Jaywen
Ovium

G SpOtZ
07-12-2006, 08:42 AM
Mike Hunt is just an classic.









Chip n Skip n Kip.

Jebus
07-12-2006, 08:47 AM
Black people always come up with creative names. The ones that stick in my mind are Placenta and Enchantress. The second is kinda cool, but the first is just nasty.

I also saw in the phone book the names Snoddy and Snodgrass

My AP US Government teacher was named Snodgrass. He kicked so much ass.

boris no no
07-12-2006, 09:42 AM
boris no no ;D

My best friend at school was (and still is xD) called Tendai, but its a really cool name...so not stupid.
My German name is Wolkenhaar which means Clouds hair :O My hair looks just like a chocobo O_o

nik0tine
07-12-2006, 09:48 AM
Phillys and Gladys are pretty stupid names. Too bad they aren't made up.

Polaris
07-12-2006, 10:14 AM
Carla Alexandra and Catia Vanessa, trust me sounds bad in portuguese and even more in another languages!

Dreddz
07-12-2006, 10:25 AM
Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof.

Setzer Gabianni
07-12-2006, 10:30 AM
tidus_376327243
sephirot_is_my_luva_06

Names like that make baby Jesus cry

~Setzer Gabbiani

drunkymonkey
07-12-2006, 10:38 AM
Kevin.

Jojee
07-12-2006, 11:56 AM
Dunno about making up names, but traditional names that I find really horrible (no offense to people with these names!) are:

Margaret (Maggie is okay though)
Priscilla
Grethel

and the list goes on! xD

Meat Puppet
07-12-2006, 12:00 PM
^^~*M0oNLigHt~Rac00n*~<3

Jojee
07-12-2006, 12:02 PM
YOU DIDN'T MAKE THAT UP. CHEATER!

*copyrights it* >;3

Griff
07-12-2006, 12:28 PM
Steven Stevenson (honestly, someone named their kid that)

Made up ones:
Holly /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gife
Rue Bixcube
and my french creation: Guy Tarstrin

Setzer Gabianni
07-12-2006, 12:43 PM
Meat Poppet.

~Setzer Gabbiani

~SapphireStar~
07-12-2006, 01:40 PM
Niamh and Niall, they are the worst Irish names ever, they are pronounced NEE-av and NEE-AL.

Reine
07-12-2006, 01:47 PM
Zannith. Oh wait..

Bart's Friend Milhouse
07-12-2006, 02:24 PM
Samantha Stanky

Jess
07-12-2006, 02:36 PM
I know a girl called Holly Wood. :-\

Rocket Edge
07-12-2006, 02:39 PM
Rocket heheh..
Brian O'Brien

Chris
07-12-2006, 03:04 PM
Tisha always seemed strange to me. :p

01 Rin
07-12-2006, 07:41 PM
lots of John Smith.
Pubert is kinda dumb name.

-N-
07-12-2006, 07:47 PM
Oh, someone already linked to Trey?

Sylvie
07-12-2006, 07:48 PM
Pervus.

DeathKnight
07-12-2006, 08:13 PM
has my name been mentioned yet??? :mad2: :irked: BETTER NOT!

Shiny
07-12-2006, 09:35 PM
JerMajesty...that poor child :eep:

EDIT: Oh! And Pilot Inspektor. Spelled just like that.

AdVenT
07-12-2006, 09:36 PM
tillythetinytiger

Eminem's_No.1_Fan
07-12-2006, 09:37 PM
that guy in home improvements was called Wilson Wilson

YTDN
07-12-2006, 09:39 PM
Heavenly Hiraani Tigerlily

Erik Erikson
Sven Svenson
Leif Leifson

Apprantly you can find all these names in the phonebook in Sweden.

Hawkeye
07-12-2006, 10:26 PM
Brendan is a pretty dumb name.

Levian
07-12-2006, 10:54 PM
Ingrid Alexandra and Maud Angelica.

It's a norwegian joke. NONE OF YOU WILL EVER GET IT. Unless you google them, or you're Norwegian, or you're ingrid or maud, or you're psychic or you have a piercing in your fjord.

rubah
07-12-2006, 11:00 PM
Harry Cox

Zell's Fists of Fury
07-12-2006, 11:30 PM
Retard McRetardedson is pretty bad. I wouldn't want to be named that at ALL.

Doomie
07-12-2006, 11:37 PM
A. Gorilla

SammieBabe
07-13-2006, 12:42 AM
There's a lady who frequents my hotel named Caress Cox...

daggertrepe
07-13-2006, 02:37 AM
Petunia
Anyone named after a flower
Precious (my mom worked with babies saw a baby named precious once! :rolleyes2)
Jane

Those names don't do it for me...

Oh, and Jada Pinket is pretty wierd too, and so is Debra, cuz it looks like De-Bra...

DeathKnight
07-13-2006, 03:18 AM
There's a lady who frequents my hotel named Caress Cox...

:chuckle:

Venom
07-13-2006, 03:20 AM
gzedrokjgnzseifjgnbzeiurtbed is a very retarded name.

Rye
07-13-2006, 03:21 AM
There's a lady who frequents my hotel named Caress Cox...

xDDD

SammieBabe
07-13-2006, 03:27 AM
There's a lady who frequents my hotel named Caress Cox...

xDDD


At first I thought that she was one of the porn stars that performs at one of the local strip clubs. But no, that is her given name.
I never thought it was possible for parents to be that mean...

Rye
07-13-2006, 03:28 AM
That really is her given name? That is mean. ;___; Poor Caress.

Acid Raine
07-13-2006, 04:49 AM
hm....

Gail always sounds bizarre to me.

Dillon, Chandra, Bonnie, Madge, Kendra.......

I knew a girl named Montana, who was friends with Dakota and Carolina. Talk about your patriotism.

And dont even get me started on the names those dumb celebrities pick out. Rebel, Apple, Koko, Jermajesty, Rogue, Maddix, Rumor, Hopper Jack, Shiloh, etc.

They are just CRYING for attention.

Jojee
07-13-2006, 05:24 AM
There's a lady who frequents my hotel named Caress Cox... What sick parents. xD

I would love to do something like that. >=)

Cruise Control
07-13-2006, 05:25 AM
The name of that black boy who drowned (CNN like months ago) jumps to mind.

Quadravian

marc
07-13-2006, 06:24 AM
lawlz.

Theres a Steve Badcock and a Gary Gaywood that live near me.
Both of them are self employed plumbers or builders or some shizzle like that, so both have vans with there names on the side.

Also, I think Clubber Lang is a stupid name, but not as dumb as Cloud Strife.

Aralith
07-13-2006, 07:29 AM
Abcde
He's not kidding folks. This is an actual name. Another one of those celeb names. It's pronounced "Ab-seh-duh". Now that's just retarded.

KentaRawr!
07-13-2006, 07:43 AM
Glennard.

GooeyToast
07-13-2006, 08:19 AM
Jablome Haywood

Rengori
07-13-2006, 10:19 AM
http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=12624
I thought for sure it'd be Kyono's acount.

Or DeathKnight's for that matter.

And occasionally I curse the fact my last name's Darling and I had to be named after my Grandpa Lucky.