Worst Insult

[Ryth]

Name some of the things you've been called that were so utterly stupid, it honestly made the insulter the one humilated. I can think of only one name so far I've been called that was merely idiotic. I am apparently a Peanut Butter Drinker. Unless that as some hidden meaning those kids are into, I'm not offended,

Sorry if this thread exists.

[Hambone]

a face head.

[Shauna]

I was once told to get a haircut. It was thrown at the end of a flaming e-mail. I laughed for ages about that. :D!

[LunarWeaver]

"Ur gay."

[Rye]

This girl who looks about 2 times the size and weight of me called me a fatass. xD

[SammieBabe]

Hubbie's disease-filled hoebag of an ex called me a skank...

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

bighead. I mean is that the best you can do?

[Shiny]

"Fugly"

[drunkymonkey]

I was once told to get a haircut. It was thrown at the end of a flaming e-mail. I laughed for ages about that. :D!This happens to me all the time.

[daggertrepe]

One of my friends called me a slut and me and my other friends (this was at a dance and we were like a "gang") told me to yell at her, and I did. I screamed in her face about how she shouldn't be riddiculing me, and she cried. I felt sorta bad, but my other friends just laughed in her face. She was being a bitch, and we're not on very good terms to this day...

[Resha]

I was once called many bad words. But I bore it manfully and drew pictures. :)

[NorthernChaosGod]

My sister calls me a camel head alot, but she's only 4 so it doesn't really make her look stupid.

[Chris]

Coconut.

That doesn't really offend me, especially since I love coconut.

Whenever someone calls me that, I always say: "Present it, so I can eat it."

Lame-o.

xD

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

I got called a samurai once. It kinda pissed me off, because I was dressed up like a ninja, not a samurai. I mean, come on, is anyone really stupid enough to mistake the two? What a stupid head. =]

[G SpOtZ]

A Napoleon Dynamite classic, "Your mom goes to college!"






... Actually, I cried after that. T~T

[ff7+ff10 gurl 100]

My older brother calls me fat on a daily basis. I dont really care though. Im better then that :) And cause im not fat :p

[Zeromus_X]

Too many things to repeat here.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Anything Joel has ever said to me, really. I mean seriously.
'slapnuts'. What the hell.

[Doomie]

[Holmes] Shut up, you cigarrette

[DK]

'Douche' is the lamest insult I ever heard in my entire life. Anyone who says that word just sounds so much more of a failure than the person they're levelling it at.

[G SpOtZ]

'Douche' is the lamest insult I ever heard in my entire life. Anyone who says that word just sounds so much more of a failure than the person they're levelling it at.
I have this friend, and her last name is Darch. I somehow walked into the habit of calling her Douche. I think she likes it, because she responds to it all the time, and emphasizes it.

[I Took the Red Pill]

n008

[Malboro_Menace]

"Fat Hobbit"

[Mr. Graves]

[Holmes] Shut up, you cigarrette

ROFL.

Anyway, I've been called a "hamburger" and a "slice of bread", the latter was a roundabout way of saying that I can be overbearing (I'm not sure on that, but it makes sense considering the particular circumstances). I could only roll my eyes and laugh.

[Elite Lord Sigma]

Anything that begins with "Yo momma" or "UR GAY!11!111!" sucks.

[Medi]

The first thing that comes to mind is "Your mom is a college."

[fantasyjunkie]

That reminds me, when I was young and single this guy called me a Mother Smurfer. I thought about all the drunken one night stands I had and looked at him and said with a smile, "Yeah, I am."

[Hawkeye]

I've been called a lazy Mexican. Have you fucking ever seen a lazy Mexican?

[Yuffie514]

stupid. i hate that word. that's not a magic word, it's a word like MacBeth, all except that the curse is not going to be all over me xD...

[fantasyjunkie]

stupid. i hate that word. that's not a magic word, it's a word like MacBeth, all except that the curse is not going to be all over me xD...
my inlaws call me that one a lot. I wish they could think of something a little more inventive.

[chrs229]

my friend calls me "stupid" thats the lamest i can think of right now and the funny part of that is i get A's and B's and he gets B's C's and D's lol

[Alixsar]

Any time I ever ask a girl out, they always tell me the same thing. They're either 1) seeing someone already 2) they can't because they're busy or 3) they don't want to ruin "what we have".

That's insulting to me. Whenever I get the brushoff from some girl. Those are the worst insults in the world.

[Freya]

My brother was called "A badger who's head got rand over", the insult was from a 9 yr old though though so...

"A geeky nerd who needs to get some friends instead of playing video games all the time" yet the girl who said this was in fact standing in a lunchroom full of people i could call friends and in the middle of my group of friends. But i need to get friends. Stupid girly drama.

[Moon Rabbits]

FAGGOT




Nice hair, moron!

[G SpOtZ]

Anything that begins with "Yo momma" or "UR GAY!11!111!" sucks.
Yo momma IZ GAY!11!111! =P


Any time I ever ask a girl out, they always tell me the same thing. They're either 1) seeing someone already 2) they can't because they're busy or 3) they don't want to ruin "what we have".

That's insulting to me. Whenever I get the brushoff from some girl. Those are the worst insults in the world.
They shouldn't really be insulting to you... It's just rejection and it happens to everybody. For some of them, it's not easy to reject people, but they feel like they have to use those "excuses" to reject you. That's just how it is. If you want to avoid it, brush up your girl skills. Also, if they're really saying "I don't want to ruin what we have", then try going for girls that you aren't such good friends with. Believe it or not, going out with them really CAN ruin what you have, it happens far too many times in life. So basically, meet girls, don't get TOO close to them friendship-wise, and instead of getting brushed off, brush up your style with girls. Then you won't get so many rejections.

[GooeyToast]

"Hey, it's the kid with no personality!"

[Blitz Ace]

"Where'd you get those clothes from... the toilet store?" - Brick (Anchorman)

[NorthernChaosGod]

I've been called a lazy Mexican. Have you smurfing ever seen a lazy Mexican?
Me. But then again, people say that I don't really look all that mexican in the first place.

[Chris]

"Hey, it's the kid with no personality!"
That is actually very cruel. To be defined like that by others, is so personal, and very cruel.

[~SapphireStar~]

My mates in college nicknamed me Pothead, but not cause I smoke weed, dont touch the stuff, but because Im obessed with Harry Potter! My mum gave me a funny look when she read one of the birthday cards they gave me :D

I was also called an emo once cause I put my Greenday hoodie hood up ... it was raining and I didnt want my hair getting wet! So I turned round and shouted back "No! Mosher!" My friends fell about laughing.

The worst is when people find out your a Manc and they start with the whole chav thing. No Im not a chav, everyone else in my family is except me. I cant stand them and I get very annoyed when Im labeled as one cause of my birthplace.

[Moon Rabbits]

"Hey, it's the kid with no personality!"

I've told a person to grow a personality, but he had it coming for a long time.