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07-15-2006, 03:13 AM
If you could have 3 wishes, what would they be? You CAN'T wish for more wishes.

Zell's Fists of Fury
07-15-2006, 03:14 AM
1) I'd wish I was able to wish more more wishes
2) I'd wish for more wishes
3) I'd wish for a bigger wang

07-15-2006, 03:16 AM
Yeah, I was going to say 3 Spiff, but then you took it.

Great minds, er, think alike.

07-15-2006, 03:16 AM
Spiff stole my answers. Except, you know, that last wish.

07-15-2006, 03:17 AM
A caterpillar, a tomato and a well.

07-15-2006, 03:21 AM
1) To be able to write and play music without having to practice so damn much. (Preferrably the acoustic guitar, I don't care about anything else.)
2) Ability to teleport to wherever the hell I want.
3) To swim in a hottub of pudding.

07-15-2006, 03:21 AM
1) Children don't exist

2) World domination

3) Zeromus_X concedes I'm better than he is with a ">" sentence

07-15-2006, 03:27 AM
1) a dead person
2) 100 baby fingers
3) a cake. With a lot of sugar.

07-15-2006, 03:31 AM
1.) For all existence to end.
2.) If that's too much, than for all humans to die.
3.) Kitty!!

I Took the Red Pill
07-15-2006, 03:35 AM
I don't know about the first 2 wishes but I'd definitely wish for a Ribwich in classic Homer Simpson style for my 3rd.

07-15-2006, 03:35 AM
1. Turkey sandwich.
2. A PS3. I don't think infinite money would cover the cost.
3. Wish that I'd never been granted wishes thus causing a time paradox in the universe. I would then go back in time and punch Richard Nixon in the face.

Elite Lord Sigma
07-15-2006, 04:14 AM
1. Extermination of all diseases
2. Death to all of al-Qaeda
3. Create a time paradox so I could go back in time and punch Joseph McCarthy in the face.

Moon Rabbits
07-15-2006, 05:07 AM
A carpet, a bridge and a river.

Then I could roll people up in carpets and throw them off a bridge.

07-15-2006, 07:01 AM
I'd wish my family to be happy henceforth and forever.

Then I'd save the other two for contingency purposes.

07-15-2006, 07:05 AM
1) I'd wish I was able to wish more more wishes
2) I'd wish for more wishes
then i dont know about the third one...

Bart's Friend Milhouse
07-15-2006, 10:32 AM
1) Cure for superglue so I can liberate my finger from my nose
2) A jack so I can prize my legs apart
3) A monkeys paw (so I can wish for things not scratch fleas off other monkeys)

Nominus Experse
07-15-2006, 10:46 AM
I. Being completely and utterly knowledgable in writing and speaking EVERY language known to man, alive and dead, fluently.

II. The ability to create and manipulate anything of the material world.

III. Be granted a personal heaven that I may visit at any time during my life, or upon the occurance of my death, my lover and I shall reside for all eternity.

07-15-2006, 10:55 AM
1) Enough Jell-O to fill Lake Michigan

2) a Submarine

3) a Leafblower

07-15-2006, 08:58 PM
1) The power to make anyone feel bad at any time without being near them
2) I'd wish I'd know whether or not Christmas is a Guy or a Girl
3) I'd wish to marry a sexy Catgirl and forever live in happyness.

07-15-2006, 09:13 PM
1. Become Oprah Winfrey rich
2. Spend it all on pig fat
3. Wish for more wishes

07-15-2006, 09:20 PM
1) To become a famous novelist.
2) Being able to fly :D
3) More wishes.

07-15-2006, 09:22 PM
1) To be very happy.
2) For their to be world peace (yes, really ... i would wish for that ...)
3) For infinity more wishes. xD

07-15-2006, 09:24 PM
1. B.C. Rich Mockingbird with EMG pickups and a floyd rose tremolo system with black chrome hardware.

2.Crate 100 watt tube amp.

3.Zakk Wylde signature crybaby distortion pedal.

07-15-2006, 09:24 PM
Pretty much an endless supply of money,
then the ability to buy things that money can't buy.

07-15-2006, 09:29 PM
Since I can't wish for more wishes, I would wish for another Lamp with a Genie inside every third wish. It is an endless amount of wishing, in order to counter the means of other people who actually think that wishing for everyone to have every good emotion to occur without the bad opposites will actually bring said emotion.

On that note, I wouldn't wish for anything. If I can't walk the distance to get it myself, then it's not worth aiming for. Especially world peace or general happiness; what a absolutely useless concept. If you did that, then it would just introduce a paradox within the world system, and happiness as one would know it would disappear, and sufferring would reintroduce itself into the world. You wouldn't necessarily have happiness, nor is happiness defined the same for everyone.

07-15-2006, 11:26 PM
I'd wish for an obligatory Simpsons reference.

07-15-2006, 11:29 PM
1. Wish for the ability to wish for more wishes.
2. Wish for more wishes.
3. Have a book published.

07-15-2006, 11:37 PM
1. I wish everyone would bounce from wall to wall whenever I sneezed, like in cartoons.
2. I wish my hair was worms. Living ones, preferrably.
3. I wish my vomit was confetti.

07-15-2006, 11:44 PM
1) I'd wish for a hamburger
2) I'd wish for another hamburger
3) I'd wish for Halo 3 to be finished!

07-16-2006, 11:24 AM
1. Invunerability to any form of damage. I can only die when I see fit.
2. Mastery of all forms of combat (hand-to-hand, all weapons)
3. A time machine to go back in time and wish for more things while still retaining the wishes of the previous sequence of wishing.

07-16-2006, 11:30 AM
1 Having Magical Powers
2 World peace
3 Making me fly

07-16-2006, 11:44 AM
I wish I really knew.

07-16-2006, 11:50 AM
Well, I would wish for Final Fantasy Advanced, the game saga my friend and I have been witing stuff about for years, to be created at last.

I would also wish to be phyically and mentally enhanced, so as not to be so weak and dumb.

Third wish, obviously powers like magic, teleportation, etc

07-16-2006, 06:32 PM
1. I would wish for a heart of stone so that I could hurt flies.

07-18-2006, 04:25 PM
Ok, here goes:

1) Ability to stop time, pause the world.
2) Invisibility with soundproof.
3) Ability to go into movies/games or my own created world and experience life as a character in that world.

What use is all this without immortality...

Meh, dump 2..

2) Immortality

07-18-2006, 04:47 PM
1 - Be british (yeah that would be my first wish)

2 - Find someone who plays piano and drums to get a band, at last!

3 - Be happy forever!

07-18-2006, 04:52 PM
3 - Be happy forever!

Yeh, that is one good wish, if you get all of these wishes then they can make you unhappy, if you get everything you want, you can soon feel depressed, just like money. Hapiness is something we can not buy... I would definetly change one of mine to this.

1) Be happy, relaxed and not eveer feeling down, never a dull moment, every single moment is not neccesarily excruciatingly happy, but content or pleased with what's around you.

I could do with some of this.:D

07-18-2006, 05:00 PM
I would wish for only one wish!

dammit ><

07-18-2006, 05:03 PM
1. To have my own tropical island.

2. To be a little better looking, I suppose.

3. To have access to all of the red buttons and the 'football'.

07-18-2006, 10:42 PM
1) Ability to stop time, pause the world.
But then you wouldn't be able to unpause.

Twisted Tinkerbell
07-18-2006, 11:36 PM
1. Cure my writers block
2. Money
3. Intelligent conversation at home

07-19-2006, 05:32 PM
1) Ability to stop time, pause the world.
But then you wouldn't be able to unpause.

Ay, yes, well then i suppose it'd better be:

1) To maniplate time in any way.

Hey that also means i can time travel:D

07-19-2006, 10:27 PM
1) Ability to stop time, pause the world.
But then you wouldn't be able to unpause.

Ay, yes, well then i suppose it'd better be:

1) To maniplate time in any way.

Hey that also means i can time travel:D
Much better. :cool: