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What is the best fortune cookie you've ever gotten? My favourite fortune cookie read "Ignore previous cookie." I lawled merrily.
Shiny
07-16-2006, 04:01 AM
"In God we trust, all others must pay."
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:(
Freya
07-16-2006, 04:08 AM
i dont remember them but theres one i got today in my pocket that says "Prudence keeps life safe, but does not often make it happy." Irony that you made this thread and i have a fortune.
Our family's friend was looking for a house around here, after moving from NY to Florida, stupidly. Since his family was still in Florida, he stayed in our house for a week. When we found him a house, and he bought it, we celebrated by having chinese food. His fortune cookie said something like "Today will be a good day for buying a home." Shocking, huh? :)
I Took the Red Pill
07-16-2006, 05:20 AM
You will be hungry in half an hour.
chrs229
07-16-2006, 05:31 AM
mine said "your day will be an adventure" and i came home, the power in my house went out and my home was the only house on the whole street w/o power
oddler
07-16-2006, 05:33 AM
I got this one 4 times:
You have a deep appreciation for the arts and music.
Is someone trying to tell me something?
Bagheera
07-16-2006, 05:35 AM
"Help! I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory!"
Reine
07-16-2006, 06:07 AM
I got this one when I was seven
"You will get laid three times tonight"
I remember asking Mum what it meant, and she went bright red and couldnt stop laughing, and attracted the attention of the whole restaurant
lovehurts
07-16-2006, 06:09 AM
Fortune cookies always used to tell me the truth . Im not so sure anymore.
rubah
07-16-2006, 06:13 AM
Once I got two fortunes in one cookie.
One of those said something about financial gain or something.
Fonzie
07-16-2006, 06:23 AM
I usually eat the paper with the cookie :(
4evarisha
07-16-2006, 07:31 AM
Mine says "Best friend is near but not so far from you"I dont understand can someone clear it for me???LOL
fantasyjunkie
07-16-2006, 07:31 AM
What is the best fortune cookie you've ever gotten? My favourite fortune cookie read "Ignore previous cookie." I lawled merrily.
ROFL LMAO!!!!!
mooglebunni608
07-16-2006, 08:02 AM
I got this one when I was seven
"You will get laid three times tonight"
I remember asking Mum what it meant, and she went bright red and couldnt stop laughing, and attracted the attention of the whole restaurant
roflmao :P I want that cookie.
I can't remember many of the cookies I got. Most of them say I'll be getting some cash soon, but they LIE! T_T
DoomAntenna
07-16-2006, 08:06 AM
My favorite one said, "You have keen powers of observation." After reading this, I walked out of the restaurant and spent the next half hour trying to remember where I had parked my car :)!
Decessus
07-16-2006, 08:11 AM
After having some sweet and sour chicken I cracked my fortune cookie open. It said: "那不是雞。" and under it, it said: "您不會喜歡什麼您今晚看見在您的洗手間。"
My fortune came true that night. :(
Yuffie514
07-16-2006, 08:40 AM
a great pleasure in life is doing what others say you can't
...fabulous! it's almost like it was taken from Confucian proverbs.
theundeadhero
07-16-2006, 09:47 AM
The only one I remember is from a few nights ago. It said: Your natural creativity will lead you to interesting new experiences.
I'm not going to tell you what my lucky numbers are because I want to win the lottery all by myself.
Topcat
07-16-2006, 10:02 AM
I don't think i have ever had a fortune cookie:(
Remon
07-16-2006, 11:03 AM
I've never eaten a fortune cookie.But my best friend wrote something in a piece of paper and put it in to a cookie.After eating it i saw the letter which said:"Zombies are coming to get you".I couldn't sleep for a week.:(
G SpOtZ
07-16-2006, 11:08 AM
"Flip paper over"
On the other side, it said:
"Flip paper over"
And to this day, I'm still flipping. Where the **** is my ****ing fortune?!
~SapphireStar~
07-16-2006, 11:15 AM
The one I remember is "It doesnt matter if you get knocked down. It matters if you get up." I liked it, so I kept it and used it as a book mark! Man fortune cookies taste lovely.
Mo-Nercy
07-16-2006, 11:44 AM
After having some sweet and sour chicken I cracked my fortune cookie open. It said: "那不是雞。" and under it, it said: "您不會喜歡什麼您今晚看見在您的洗手間。"
My fortune came true that night. :(
"That's not a chicken"
"You won't like something you'll see in the bathroom tonight."
I get it. xD
You got owned.
Bart's Friend Milhouse
07-16-2006, 12:55 PM
fortune cookie lol! :hahaha:
'Be nice to pigeons, because one day a statue will be made out of you'
~SapphireStar~
07-16-2006, 02:24 PM
'Be nice to pigeons, because one day a statue will be made out of you'
That is a pretty cool fortune!
daggertrepe
07-16-2006, 02:33 PM
Yeah, that one is. :nods:
Hmmm...every fortune cookie I've ever gotten seemed to revovle around the situation I was in...they freak me out sometimes becasue they are so right...
Reine
07-16-2006, 02:34 PM
Mine was the best though.
When mum told me of that incident, as I had long forgotten, I coundnt breathe from too much laughter
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