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lovehurts
07-17-2006, 12:58 AM
LOL. My dog is so spoiled!

I thought it might be a fun thread.

YOur fish or whatever. Does it get "babbied", is there anything that you are "envy-ness like" over?

Twisted Tinkerbell
07-17-2006, 01:03 AM
My aunt's dog has always been more mine than hers, I have a picture of me holding him when he was 5 days old. He's so spoilt by me, I can't even hug Iceglow cause he doesn't like it, he has to have my undivided attention all the time. He protects me, when my ex slapped me Balla went for him, because I got hurt.

lovehurts
07-17-2006, 01:05 AM
My aunt's dog has always been more mine than hers, I have a picture of me holding him when he was 5 days old. He's so spoilt by me, I can't even hug Iceglow cause he doesn't like it, he has to have my undivided attention all the time. He protects me, when my ex slapped me Balla went for him, because I got hurt.

I think good dogs only protect good people. I hope that dog dragged a piece of that guys ass away....:mad2:

Twisted Tinkerbell
07-17-2006, 01:09 AM
No I got in the way of them, I didn't want my Balla getting put down because of that low life piece of *insert long list of swear words in English, Welsh and Thai here*

KentaRawr!
07-17-2006, 01:11 AM
Our dogs have the doors to their pooping places opened FOR them. Spoiled brats! :mad2:

lovehurts
07-17-2006, 01:14 AM
Our dogs have the doors to their pooping places opened FOR them. Spoiled brats! :mad2:

HAHAHA. I lol...almost. My dog goes outside anywhere it wants to. YOu cant beat that now can you?:rolleyes2

Meat Puppet
07-17-2006, 01:42 AM
I pretend that I don't baby my cats to make them tough, but really I do. In fact, I am doing it right now. Some rat has come into the house and is wreaking havoc; they are all fast asleep on my bed. They've all seen the rat, but are too tired to do anything about it. So I will have to deal with the rat later on. Maybe.

I don't think I've ever punished a pet. The closest I have got is leaving the window shut, so that when my cat tries to jump outside he hits his head. I laugh, because it is kind of funny.

Dixie
07-17-2006, 01:48 AM
My cats can do that really srange yoga position thingy and I can't. ;_;

Chris
07-17-2006, 02:06 AM
My bird can hit some pretty high notes. Difficult notes. :(

Moon Rabbits
07-17-2006, 03:36 AM
My bird can hit some pretty high notes. Difficult notes. :(

That's the best reply in this thread.

I have a better life than my cat. That is all.

Reine
07-17-2006, 03:46 AM
My cat doesnt really have enviable properties, hes too cool for that :cool:

krissy
07-17-2006, 04:08 AM
no work

fire_of_avalon
07-17-2006, 04:11 AM
They never have to wear shoes. >:O

41-Inches-Wide
07-17-2006, 04:30 AM
My saucy rabbits wear the best fur ever.

Madame Adequate
07-17-2006, 04:32 AM
They can sleep for like 18 hours a day.

Tell me that's not great.

On the other hand, I can go outside.

Giga Guess
07-17-2006, 04:35 AM
I just bought my cats a $150 Cat tree. They have more toys than I *EVER* had. Do I really need to answer this question?

GooeyToast
07-17-2006, 05:25 AM
Their main concerns are only eating, sleeping, and licking their arse.

Jojee
07-17-2006, 07:07 AM
They get my undying affection and are just oh-socute without even trying :( I love my gerbils too much <3

drunkymonkey
07-17-2006, 09:08 AM
Pets don't constantly strive for more. Unfortunately for humans, they do.

Hambone
07-17-2006, 09:18 AM
My dogs aren't even dogs, they're more like ferrets.

Christmas
07-17-2006, 09:20 AM
My pet birdie can fly while I can't. :(

Yuffie514
07-17-2006, 09:34 PM
cats:
- climbing
- stealth
- agility
- night vision

fish:
- live in water

hamster:
- store big mouthfuls of food
- be living inside a cat any minute...:tongue:

Dreddz
07-17-2006, 09:40 PM
My cats can sleep whenever they want and not have to give a smurf.....

Giga Guess
07-18-2006, 01:07 AM
My dogs aren't even dogs, they're more like ferrets.


But with appropriate use of romtoe control toys and said pets, cleaning underneath beds and other hard to reach places is a breeze.

Mitch
07-18-2006, 01:19 AM
I keep my pet tied up in my basement. Sometimes it tries to escape but then she just gets more punishment.

:greenie:

So nope, no advantage.