What weapon would you use out of the 31 things!!!

[Clyphire]

What do you think the best weapon would be?
1) Normal sword
2) Fast short sword
3) strong broad sword
4) Dual SMGs
5) Autimatic German luger
6) "Gimme a freekin bazooka"
7) A pen
8) A pockit knife
9) Bare hands!!
10) A chair!
11) A wet towel
12) A sharp popsicle stick
13) I'll throw whatever i can reach!
14) My T.V.
15) Ill do it gangsta "man ima shoot ya right here n****"
16) A brick
17) warhammer
18) Kunai
19) Shotgun
20) A fork.
21) A butcher knife
22) A meat cleaver
23) Hammer
24) Ill poke there eyes out!!!
24) Grenade
25) A pillow
26) a truck!! (like run em over)
28) SLAP ATTACK!!!!!!!
29) Choke em to death....
30) send an army!!
31) Other (please state what you would use.)

Well, me id use #7


(sorry abbout the doubble post.)

[drunkymonkey]

A normal sword. Simple, effective, and moderately fast.

[Markus. D]

31)

Either Gaunlets (I like to punch things?)

or

A harp (then I can be a bard, lurvely bards <3), inspiring the most demotivated allies, and frightening the most fearsome foe.

[Topcat]

The pen, everyone knows that the Pen is Mightier than the sword.:p

[Clyphire]

Id use a pen only because the enimy would burst out laughing and fall to the floor givving me time to stab them!!!

[drunkymonkey]

The pen, everyone knows that the Pen is Mightier than the sword.:pIn physical terms, only if the sword is very short and the pen is very sharp.

[Clyphire]

A METAL pen

[Griff]

31) I would use a combination of a bo staff with a blade at either end (commonly called a swallow, see chrono cross) and Jujitsu.

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

Why not make a poll?
I'd use my own two hands. Not throwing punches but flapping them up and down as if to say 'calm down there's no need to fight'

[Mirage]

31) I would use a combination of a bo staff with a blade at either end (commonly called a swallow, see chrono cross) and Jujitsu.
Something like Seong Mina in SC?

[Venom]

No.2 works for me.

[Reine]

I will use all of those choices.

[Griff]

31) I would use a combination of a bo staff with a blade at either end (commonly called a swallow, see chrono cross) and Jujitsu.
Something like Seong Mina in SC?
Kinda I guess, but a blade on each end, like this: http://www.vgmuseum.com/scans/scans4/cc.jpg

and jujitsu is a martial art like karate with more emphasis on pressure points and take downs.

edit: Zidane's ultimate weapon would be another good example.

[DK]

I would use a porksword.

[Pheesh]

#6 seems to be the logical choice. Unless the weapon is merely yelling out "gimme a freaking bazooka" in which case it would surely fail.

Stay Essential
EE

[Mo-Nercy]

My monstrous penis.

[Heath]

This is quite possible the most non-sensical thread I've read in the past two hours.

I certainly wouldn't use a towel, wet or otherwise, as it would leave me without a towel which is a position I certainly wouldn't like to be left in.

[Sergeant Hartman]

A katana.

[Pheesh]

My monstrous penis.

lay off the hentai my friend.

Stay Essential
EE

[JKTrix]

31.) Jigglypuff's Sing Attack

[AdVenT]

Dual SMG's any day:D

[tailz]

wel ill be using either my hands or a katana :D

[YTDN]

I'd use a Truck

[Rase]

31) Other: An AS50 Semi-Automatic Rifle (http://www.military.com/pics/SoldierTech_AS50-4.jpg).

[Psychotic]

(sorry abbout the doubble post.)I'll accept your heartfelt apology this time, but in future it'd be cool if you could use the edit/delete button.

I think this thread belongs in GC. *punt*

25) A pillow. I love to have pillow fights with all the boys in just our underwear! :bigsmile:

[Mirage]

31) I would use a combination of a bo staff with a blade at either end (commonly called a swallow, see chrono cross) and Jujitsu.
Something like Seong Mina in SC?
Kinda I guess, but a blade on each end, like this: http://www.vgmuseum.com/scans/scans4/cc.jpg

and jujitsu is a martial art like karate with more emphasis on pressure points and take downs.

edit: Zidane's ultimate weapon would be another good example.
I know what jujitsu is, I used to take lessons.

Also, there are just 30 options. "Other" is hardly a weapon :p.

[Christmas]

31) Other (please state what you would use.)

Ya. I guess this is the best weapon. :bigsmile:

[Black Angel]

Pillow fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD

[BardTard]

31. icicle.

[Nominus Experse]

I would through a giant piece of spoiled meat at their face...

[escobert]

15) Ill do it gangsta "man ima shoot ya right here n****"

[I Took the Red Pill]

Brick please.

[Laugh at face of Danger]

#31)

Sorry, i'm a punching kinda gal. So some form of fighting gloves for me!

~~ that or let me just claw them senseless with my bare hands (or gimmie wolverine gloves)

Even better, can i take some transorming potion and turn into a dragon on their hiney?

[Levian]

A pillow! I could kill everyone in the hospital.

[Pure Aerisbeauty7]

I would use a rod. I know it's not very strong but some of them have pretty designs and in most Final Fantasy games, they usually cast magic.:) :kaocheer:

[NorthernChaosGod]

31.
http://home.cshore.com/bucwheat/mjolnir.jpg

[Avarice-ness]

15.

[RPJesus]

31) Other

Unbeatable and flashy magic ninja powers.
Or:

http://www.rrlicensing.com/store/catalog/images/Chuck%20Norris.jpg

[Eiko Guy]

31 my brothers breath it stinks so bad ppl will pay to get away from it or a nuclear bomb

[Hambone]

sword!

[DarknessFromAbove]

31. LOVE!!! it is a powerfull weapon indeed

[ScottNUMBERS]

My monstrous penis.
His monstrous penis.

[lovehurts]

a re-incaranted bruce lee.:mad2:

[ff7+ff10 gurl 100]

A meat cleaver :D

[Tempest]

A wet towel. ^^ It hurts like hell when snapped.

[Sylvie]

I would wear a Daisho, which consists of a Katana and a Wakizashi.

OR

Claws. Like Shuko or just gloves with claws at the knuckles of them.

[Zeromus_X]

Art supplies.

[Madonna]

That last option kind of nullifies the entire question of which weapon one would use out of thirty-one choices, especially when the thirty-first is never specified.

[oddler]

31.) Hire an assassin. Why do the dirty work?

[Vincent, Thunder God]

The pen, everyone knows that the Pen is Mightier than the sword.:p

QFT

[Decessus]

31) Get Ashley Simpson to sing. They'll probably vomit their organs out their eye sockets before their skin dissolves. I listened to "Pieces of S***" and got Herpes.

[Evastio]

I'd say a chainsaw.

Besides chainsaw, I'd say Choice 29.

[xX.Silver.Wings.Xx]

Razor Wire whip thingy..like on Red Ninja...
Not on the list but whatever...or a longsword.

[daggertrepe]

2 or 31- I would want to use a staff and cast magic! :p

[Mum]

11,13,21,24,25,29 & 31 (razor blades)

So just watchit.

[DeathKnight]

http://www.aceros-de-hispania.com/image/SwordsToledo/lances49.jpg

this!

[Yuffie514]

bare hands, so i could use all of them...