Decessus
07-19-2006, 11:01 PM
The name of my gameshow is "Are you a Moron!?" Hosted by me. I feel like posting it here and seeing if people here have half a mind. (The last title was more severe...)
RULES
- I am the host and I will be handing out the questions.
- Up to five people can play at a time. They are all seated at the Peon's Table.
- To sit at the Peon's Table you just have to post that you wish to here.
- There are two main rounds: The "I Hope you get these Right" Round, and "Don't Strain your Puny Mind" Round, which both consist of four questions.
- When I ask a question, a peon must buzz in with the answer. You may not buzz in after one peon buzzes in unless they are wrong.
- If you are correct, you get 50 points, if you get it wrong, you get an X. Three X's and your eliminated from the game, and I rightfully call you a moron. The most points you may have at one time is 250 points. If you get 250 points, you may use 50 points to give some one else an X.
- In the event that there is more that one survivor by the end of both rounds we go to the Instant Death Round.
- The audience is free to call us names and insult us. I.E. "YOU SUCK DECESSUS! *Throws soda can at me* Because I need an audience of assholes, to set the mood. Or you can say something like "YOU GO KYONO!" If your some pathetic anti-asshole.
- Throughout the game I will comment on what meager intellegence you pocess. If you are sensitive as a butterfly, don't play this game.
- There is a time-limit on questions, so stay alert.
- The game starts when there are 5 Peon's or when I don't feel like waiting anymore.
- The audience may submit questions to me with the answer through PM. I'm not the question meister.
- In the event that I don't feel like hosting, I will pass the duty to some other person.
- If no one buzzes in within the time limit, I call on someone.
Now, go ahead and join, unless you don't have half a brain - or you just hate me. Either one works. :D I'm gonna check back here in a while...
So are you smart enough? Are you quick enough? Are you just slightly more tolerable than a n00b?
RULES
- I am the host and I will be handing out the questions.
- Up to five people can play at a time. They are all seated at the Peon's Table.
- To sit at the Peon's Table you just have to post that you wish to here.
- There are two main rounds: The "I Hope you get these Right" Round, and "Don't Strain your Puny Mind" Round, which both consist of four questions.
- When I ask a question, a peon must buzz in with the answer. You may not buzz in after one peon buzzes in unless they are wrong.
- If you are correct, you get 50 points, if you get it wrong, you get an X. Three X's and your eliminated from the game, and I rightfully call you a moron. The most points you may have at one time is 250 points. If you get 250 points, you may use 50 points to give some one else an X.
- In the event that there is more that one survivor by the end of both rounds we go to the Instant Death Round.
- The audience is free to call us names and insult us. I.E. "YOU SUCK DECESSUS! *Throws soda can at me* Because I need an audience of assholes, to set the mood. Or you can say something like "YOU GO KYONO!" If your some pathetic anti-asshole.
- Throughout the game I will comment on what meager intellegence you pocess. If you are sensitive as a butterfly, don't play this game.
- There is a time-limit on questions, so stay alert.
- The game starts when there are 5 Peon's or when I don't feel like waiting anymore.
- The audience may submit questions to me with the answer through PM. I'm not the question meister.
- In the event that I don't feel like hosting, I will pass the duty to some other person.
- If no one buzzes in within the time limit, I call on someone.
Now, go ahead and join, unless you don't have half a brain - or you just hate me. Either one works. :D I'm gonna check back here in a while...
So are you smart enough? Are you quick enough? Are you just slightly more tolerable than a n00b?