"My hair senses danger"

[Erdrick Holmes]

http://media.putfile.com/Resident-Evil-1-MST3K

This is me MSTing the begining cutscene of Resident Evil 1.

I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did doing it in the 20 minutes it took to make.

[KentaRawr!]

I always do that. It's like, every 2 seconds when something happens in a Video Game, I'll mock it.

"I'll kill you AND the night~!"

"If you insist. :-/"

But this was very funny. :p I like it alot.

[JaytodaP]

hahahahaha

Resident Evil is so easy and fun to make fun of it! That was great.

my favorite line of that whole game:

Wesker: Dont.......... Open.......... That DOOR!!!!! *does the robot*

[farplaner]

eh, I prefer Mystery Science Theatre 3000.

[Rengori]

eh, I prefer Mystery Science Theatre 3000.
Why the hell was that show cancelled anyway?

[MecaKane]

Wow.
I mean just wow.

Why the hell was that show cancelled anyway?
If it wasn't there'd be a lot more people making things like this and thinking they're funny.

[Erdrick Holmes]

Kane dislikes something of mine! What other surprises await me in this big big internet of ours :rolleyes2

I posted this link to the MST3K LJ community and everybody loved it, guys.

[Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer]

Lol that was funny especially the end:D

[farplaner]

eh, I prefer Mystery Science Theatre 3000.
Why the hell was that show cancelled anyway?

a very good question! I should add to Holmes, good effort. And to Kane: if MST were still on, people wouldn't miss it so and attempt to recreate it themselves. ;)

Unfortunately the majority of people prefer telegraphed humor like that of everybody loves raymond.

[Erdrick Holmes]

People actually find Raymond funny?

[Lindy]

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[Erdrick Holmes]

Oh that's right, Lindy's one of those 'I hate this because it had to to with Darth Holmes' guys.

[DK]

Actually i'm pretty sure Lindy is an "I mock this because it's stupid" kind of guy

[Psychotic]

I couldn't really hear or understand you half the time, but of the lines I did understand, only "Look Chris, I started a bonfire!" amused me in any way.

[DK]

anyway Joel already knows I found it funny, but i'm not posting why 'cause i'll get done for flaming.

[Madame Adequate]

Wow Joel.

[Shiny]

Wesker: Dont.......... Open.......... That DOOR!!!!!
HAHA, that's my favortie line too. The video was alright.

[Lindy]

Oh that's right, Lindy's one of those 'I hate this because it had to to with Darth Holmes' guys.
While that is indeed a perfectly valid reason to dislike something, there are plenty of others provided in this video.

Like the fact that you sound like GIR.

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[Erdrick Holmes]

Wow, you took the time to take that. Looks like somebody has more free time than I do.

And what the fuck is Gir?

[Shoeberto]

Someday, there will be a catalogue labelling all of Lindy's posting spurts. This one would be called "Lindy Finds an Image to Text Generator."

I'd support the idea more if I didn't suspect it'd become a weak gimmick when others start to copy it. :cry:

[Zeromus_X]

Yeah, every one of Lindy's posts is an insult for no reason. Just something you'll have to get used to, I suppose.

Anyway, good job. :cat:

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

In Which Lindy Finds an Image-to-Text Generator and Joel Hilariously Thinks the Results Are Handmade

[Lindy]

Image to text generator? Are you mad?

I just use the secret ASCII boards on GameFAQs.

And Joel, that took exactly six seconds to copy, paste and post; I guess what with your hectic lifestyle of less than six seconds to spare you can't come up with a decent retort?

[Erdrick Holmes]

Well whoever made that before you copied and pasted that has alot of free time. I seen image to text genorators, they make pictures that look MUCH neater than that.

You still didn't answer my question. What the deuce is Gir?

[Lindy]

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[Erdrick Holmes]

I haven't seen anything suck this much since


I HEART HUCKABEEEEEEEEeeeess.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

Yeah, I could get used to this.

[Shoeberto]

O_O
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[Erdrick Holmes]

Okay, less lame copy and paste crap and more talk about how funny my video thing is. Copying and pasting ASCII doesn't make you cool.

[Shoeberto]

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[KentaRawr!]

But your hair sensing danger does? ... Actually, maybe it does...

My hairy sense is tingling! :kaoangry:

[Rye]

This thread tickles my fancy.

[Madame Adequate]

Actually, copy-pasting Ascii makes you extremely cool.

If you know what you're doing.

And I cannot believe you live so far out in the boonies that you don't know who Gir is.

[farplaner]

Actually, copy-pasting Ascii makes you extremely cool.

If you know what you're doing.

And I cannot believe you live so far out in the boonies that you don't know who Gir is.

*casts a lazy fishing line into Far Out in the Boonies Lake....not a single bite yet...