AdvERT Children

[Dr. Acula]

Do you know that you can make soooo many advertisments using things from AC? For example:
When Cloud loses his phone and it goes underwater, it still works. You could SO easily use that to advertise phones.
Another one is that you can advertise shoes. In Tifa's fight scene with Loz, she like LANDS on the wall (when you need the grip.... buy Chuck Taylors!)
Anyone else have any ideas?

[IceAngel]

Well I know that the phone one was already used as an advertisement for I think it was Motorola in Japan. The was a magazine cut out i saw for it.
I guess they could aways advertise Moogle dolls.

[Dr. Acula]

true.

[Dragon Mage]

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[PerpetualBurn]

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[black_cloud]

I guess they could aways advertise Moogle dolls.

LoL
that would be really cool And Akward.

"Buy A Moogle Get 2 Moogles Free?"

[Dr. Acula]

lol these r all great ideas, I also think they could advertise motorcycles...

[LunarWeaver]

The obvious advertising of pink ribbons disgusted me. Square sold out!

I don't know why I try nonsense sarcasm when people just quote me and yell at me anyway.

Well, then the movie advertises black leather very well. A serious answer this time!

[Griff]

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[Dragon Mage]

These bikes have the best shocks and transmissions in the world!! They simply can't be beat. Get one now before they're gone!!! :)

[Dr. Acula]

lol:p

[Dragon Mage]

-reffering to Vincent's gun-
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[Rydrobot]

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[boys from the dwarf]

6 in one hyper powewred sword at only £200! half price if you can actually lift it properly! (i mean come on. 6 swords in one. how does cloud do it?)

[Griff]

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[Twilight Edge]

Gunblade-like gun for sale at 30.98!!Can even block the best of all swords providing that your opponent dosen't use a limit break.Comes with a box of 200 bullets.While stocks last.

[Sefie1999AD]

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[PerpetualBurn]

Gunblade-like gun for sale at 30.98!!Can even block the best of all swords providing that your opponent dosen't use a limit break.Comes with a box of 200 bullets.While stocks last.

I hate to be picky...but there's no Gunblade in FFVII and the Gunblade doesn't use bullets...

[Dragon Mage]

Want to know what your friends are saying behind your back, well get this new controllable Cat doll, they can't help but love it! And for a limited time: comes speaking in a weird scottish accent!
LOL! Nice one Rydrobot!

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[Griff]

Gunblade-like gun for sale at 30.98!!Can even block the best of all swords providing that your opponent dosen't use a limit break.Comes with a box of 200 bullets.While stocks last.

I hate to be picky...but there's no Gunblade in FFVII and the Gunblade doesn't use bullets...
he was referring to Yazoo's weapon, which is a blade with a gun, hence gunblade-like.

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[Sylvie]

I heard that Motorola and possibly other cellular companies are advertising their phones in movies. I think they did it in Bruce Almighty.

[YTDN]

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[Twilight Edge]

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[boys from the dwarf]

isnt the airship called shera? well i never heard cid properly in that scene. ill watch with subtitles or something.

[Dragon Mage]

Yeah, the ship is calle the High Shera.

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[Christmas]

They need an ad explaining how Tifa's boobs shrinked. :bigsmile:

[Quindiana Jones]

Christmas, you 100% just searched "Dr. Acula", didn't you? xD

[Dr. Acula]

Why did teenage me make this thread. ^^;

Also - jealous much, Quin??

[Christmas]

Christmas, you 100% just searched "Dr. Acula", didn't you? xD

Nope. Cuz http://home.eyesonff.com/member.php/23943-Dr-Acula is set to "favorite" in my browser!! :kaoclove:

[Dr. Acula]

Christmas, you 100% just searched "Dr. Acula", didn't you? xD

Nope. Cuz http://home.eyesonff.com/member.php/23943-Dr-Acula is set to "favorite" in my browser!! :kaoclove:

This is the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.

[Example]

They could use it to advertise shampoo and hair gel, Shinra's special mako-infused brand that only a top ranking SOLDIER would use.