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chii
07-28-2006, 04:42 AM
where and why do humans get dirty rhoughts:confused:

rubah
07-28-2006, 04:44 AM
Everywhere.
Reproduction.

Jojee
07-28-2006, 04:44 AM
I get them in my gallbladder and I don't know why:confused: :confused: :confused:

Decessus
07-28-2006, 04:45 AM
Where and why do humans have pointless questions?
Where and why do humans have to start a sentence without a capital letter?
How old are you?

Faris
07-28-2006, 04:47 AM
Sorry.

Fonzie
07-28-2006, 04:51 AM
Who wants to get in the van, i'll give them candy.

Sephex
07-28-2006, 04:53 AM
I love to think dirty. It's human instinct or something. We are meant to spread like a virus! [/agent smith]

Spammerman
07-28-2006, 06:07 AM
my theory is dirty thoughts come from the areas of the brain that control atrraction and temptation. We get them because some ppl like sex, and some ppl cant control them. Also because the human body needs to reproduce to carry on the race, so generally one of the thoughts of the body will be sex.

stuffing
07-28-2006, 07:05 AM
Everywhere.
Reproduction.

QFT

Roto13
07-28-2006, 07:17 AM
I don't think dirty thoughts really mean a lack of control. Touching yourself in the middle of a crowded room while having those thoughts, that's a lack of control. Molesting everyone you have dirty thoughts about, that's a lack of control.

chii
07-28-2006, 07:17 AM
i like how you guys are taking this on with a scientific view its vary interesting plz go on

Christmas
07-28-2006, 07:34 AM
Wash your dirty thoughts with soap and they will be clean. :bigsmile:

GhandiOwnsYou
07-28-2006, 08:01 AM
.... People like Sex. This really isn't complicated. Sex Feels Good. Therefore, We, as People, liking things that feel good, will think about it. Upon seeing the beautiful form of preferred gender, we will then have "dirty thoughts" about mounting it and gratifying ourselves.

Most pointless topic ever.

nik0tine
07-28-2006, 08:04 AM
Did you think this thread was going to be stickied? Does that constitute a 'dirty thought'?

Fonzie
07-28-2006, 08:10 AM
Ok here's the reason we have dirty thoughts

I will make a diagram that is long and stupid to make you understand.

7--------------------8-----------------------9-------10----------11
|**********************************|\*** ***********/
|**********************************|*\** **********/
|**********************************|**\* *********/
|6*********************************|***\ 13******/ 14
|\*********************************|**** \******/
|*\********************************|**** *\****/
|**\*******************************|**** **\**/
|***\2*****************************|**** ***\/
|****\*****************************|**** ** / 15
|*****\****************************|**** /
|******\ **************************|***/
5*******>1------------12-----------------| /
|******/
|*****/
|****/ 3
|***/
|**/
|*/
|/
4


* = Chicken Wings (I just put them to make the diagram perfect).
So actually there’s NO “*” in that diagram)
1 = Pie (PRESENT)
2 = The way pie is awesome
3 = How pie came to us
4 = Young Pie (past)
5 = The way Pie back to the future
6 = I :love: pie
7 = New pie flavor(Future)
8 = mmmmm pie
9 = Crappy pie(if theirs such a thing)
10 = The way pie goes to the past (Ending Event)
11 = The Ending Pie (You know what I am talking about)
12 = The way Pie,Hates,Pie laser,pie back to present from teh awesmeness of pie
13 = The way pie end up in garden BUT still in pieness
14 = You all alone in Pie world
15 = Pie found you and after that back to the present

Which all equals into how we have dirty thoughts. It really simple if you look at it

Cookie
07-28-2006, 08:13 AM
Is that supposed to be a dong?

Psydekick
07-28-2006, 08:18 AM
Everywhere.
Reproduction.

GhandiOwnsYou
07-28-2006, 08:33 AM
The Earl of Sandwich. He put meat between two slices of bread, creating and popularizing the sandwich and then making all men think about putting their meat between their wives pale white thighs. The Earl of sandwich created sex and dirty thoughts.

Rye
07-28-2006, 12:37 PM
I get them in my pants...




pocket. I always keep them in there. ;D ;D

G SpOtZ
07-28-2006, 12:41 PM
Ok here's the reason we have dirty thoughts

I will make a diagram that is long and stupid to make you understand.

7--------------------8-----------------------9-------10----------11
|**********************************|\*** ***********/
|**********************************|*\** **********/
|**********************************|**\* *********/
|6*********************************|***\ 13******/ 14
|\*********************************|**** \******/
|*\********************************|**** *\****/
|**\*******************************|**** **\**/
|***\2*****************************|**** ***\/
|****\*****************************|**** ** / 15
|*****\****************************|**** /
|******\ **************************|***/
5*******>1------------12-----------------| /
|******/
|*****/
|****/ 3
|***/
|**/
|*/
|/
4


* = Chicken Wings (I just put them to make the diagram perfect).
So actually there’s NO “*” in that diagram)
1 = Pie (PRESENT)
2 = The way pie is awesome
3 = How pie came to us
4 = Young Pie (past)
5 = The way Pie back to the future
6 = I :love: pie
7 = New pie flavor(Future)
8 = mmmmm pie
9 = Crappy pie(if theirs such a thing)
10 = The way pie goes to the past (Ending Event)
11 = The Ending Pie (You know what I am talking about)
12 = The way Pie,Hates,Pie laser,pie back to present from teh awesmeness of pie
13 = The way pie end up in garden BUT still in pieness
14 = You all alone in Pie world
15 = Pie found you and after that back to the present

Which all equals into how we have dirty thoughts. It really simple if you look at it
Thank you, Viator.

But that fact is wrong.




Dirty thoughts? Too many. It's not the thought that counts, anymore, is what you do with the thoughts. And I don't think the girls are regretting me expressing my thoughts.

Jojee
07-28-2006, 12:42 PM
Speaking of dirty thoughts, Rye, who's that chick in your sig? ;o She's hot. I wanna do things to her... ;)

Like compare her to a comic book character that I think looks like her /hmm ^_^

Levian
07-28-2006, 12:43 PM
I get them in my pants...




pocket. I always keep them in there. ;D ;D


You didn't answer why, Rye.

Alive-Cat
07-28-2006, 12:45 PM
Where - the brain.
Why - nature.

feona17
07-28-2006, 12:48 PM
Simply, we're meant to have sex. Sex feels good. We naturally love sex. Although, some may choose to never have sex. We think dirty thoughts because of how we function, hormones and all that great stuff you learned about in sex education. In fact, these thoughts aren't dirty at all, they're normal but we understand why sex isn't promoted in this day and age.

Yeah so, how old are you?

Rye
07-28-2006, 12:50 PM
I get them in my pants...




pocket. I always keep them in there. ;D ;D


You didn't answer why, Rye.

Maybe when you're older, dear. :)

Dark Angel From Heaven
07-28-2006, 01:01 PM
dirtty thoughts are for horny horny people who like thinking nasty about poeple:bigsmile:

rubah
07-28-2006, 07:19 PM
Speaking of dirty thoughts, Rye, who's that chick in your sig? ;o She's hot. I wanna do things to her... ;)

Like compare her to a comic book character that I think looks like her /hmm ^_^
she reminds you of Death too?!

Hambone
07-29-2006, 03:01 AM
I get them from water balloons and smelley diapers. :bigsmile:

Sylvie
07-29-2006, 03:05 AM
Breaking News: NEWBIE ATTEMPTS TO STICKY A THREAD BY PUTTING "IMPORTANT:" BESIDE THE NAME!

Anyway, dirty thoughts come from sex-induced people.

Moon Rabbits
07-29-2006, 03:16 AM
I don't get them. Sometimes the people in my head get naked and splay themselves over pool tables and cars. They do it, not me.



:(

Cookie
07-29-2006, 03:26 AM
Where? Up and downstairs
Why? Why the hell not ;p

DeathKnight
07-29-2006, 04:11 AM
from space.