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Sylvie
08-01-2006, 02:20 AM
Whats the crappiest game that you ever played?

For me, I say this one Freeware Mario clone, I forget its name though.

DeathKnight
08-01-2006, 02:21 AM
worst game name's are ALWAYS forgotten because of how BAD CRAPPY HORRIBLE they are. So yes, I don't remember. It was this PlayStation game which gave me a d bad headache just playing it.

Madame Adequate
08-01-2006, 02:22 AM
Versailles.

Shiny
08-01-2006, 02:23 AM
Grand Theft Auto and Grand Theft Auto 2 at a very close second.

XxSephirothxX
08-01-2006, 02:24 AM
I've never played a game that sucked more than E.T. Superman 64 was pretty damn close.

Sylvie
08-01-2006, 02:25 AM
Oh yeah, I forgot. LotR: The Fellowship for GBA. Dear god, did that game suck.

Markus. D
08-01-2006, 02:27 AM
Gaunlet Dark Legacy for the GBA, not only did the game suck, it mocked Gaunlet games.

Peter_20
08-01-2006, 02:30 AM
Dragon's Lair sucks pretty much. :cool:

Slicksword45
08-01-2006, 02:32 AM
hmmm....
eather Draking Guard 2 or Traesers (Sp?) of the Deep

KentaRawr!
08-01-2006, 02:32 AM
The Old Manus game.

Rengori
08-01-2006, 03:05 AM
Bad games fade from my memory quickly. Can't say.

Angelroo
08-01-2006, 03:05 AM
Barbie Pet Rescue! I beat it 5 times, so I should know...:D Either that or...elf bowling?? XD

Roto13
08-01-2006, 03:07 AM
If this turns you into the "What overrated game do you think is actually the worst game in the history of the world?" thread, I'm going to set every last one of you on fire.

KentaRawr!
08-01-2006, 03:09 AM
If this turns you into the "What overrated game do you think is actually the worst game in the history of the world?" thread, I'm going to set every last one of you on fire.

Even me? :(

Roto13
08-01-2006, 03:20 AM
Especially you, for no reason in particular.

KentaRawr!
08-01-2006, 03:21 AM
Especially you, for no reason in particular.

If that were a game, it would be the worst game ever.

Rengori
08-01-2006, 03:23 AM
No, fire is fun. It would be a fun game.

Madame Adequate
08-01-2006, 03:31 AM
If this turns you into the "What overrated game do you think is actually the worst game in the history of the world?" thread, I'm going to set every last one of you on fire.

QFT. Overrated =/= worst. Or even bad.

Rye
08-01-2006, 03:32 AM
If this turns you into the "What overrated game do you think is actually the worst game in the history of the world?" thread, I'm going to set every last one of you on fire.

Yes, yes, yes. Roto, you win. <3

And for me, it'd be that PS1 Animorphs game. It was awful. The computer Animorph game was okay though. :)

Zeromus_X
08-01-2006, 03:34 AM
Probably that Harry Potter game for the GBA. It was pretty boring.

Other than that, I generally don't care, I don't really complain about games too often.

Elite Lord Sigma
08-01-2006, 03:49 AM
I would say Azurik: Rise of Perathia sucked. Storyline sucked, gameplay sucked, just about everything sucked. Not to mention I had no idea what the hell you were supposed to do.

Agent Proto
08-01-2006, 04:03 AM
Bubsy and its sequels are the worst games ever to existed. I hate this game so much, I cringed at the thought of knowing I had played this game. ;___;

Decessus
08-01-2006, 04:17 AM
http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/egm.htm

ljkkjlcm9
08-01-2006, 04:27 AM
Hercules the Legendary Journey for N64

THE JACKEL

Moon Rabbits
08-01-2006, 04:40 AM
ET made me cry.

Ramza Beoulve
08-01-2006, 04:41 AM
I've never played a game that sucked more than E.T. Superman 64 was pretty damn close.The worst games ever they are :mad2:

kikimm
08-01-2006, 05:00 AM
Yes, yes, yes. Roto, you win. <3

And for me, it'd be that PS1 Animorphs game. It was awful. The computer Animorph game was okay though. :)

Haha I had that xD Man that really did suck, I'm aware of that NOW. But when you're like 10 and obsessed with the Animorphs it was awesome. Go Rachel.

I think The Bouncer is pretty terrible. Oh no wait. Beyond the Beyond. Holy moly. And I'm just speechless.

Roto13
08-01-2006, 05:03 AM
I actually thought The Bouncer was pretty good, just really, really short. >_<

kikimm
08-01-2006, 05:09 AM
Yeah that's part of the reason why I didn't like it. Although if it had gone on any longer, I'm not sure it would have been much better. Ack.

Nominus Experse
08-01-2006, 06:32 AM
Superman 64 was a mockery of what gaming is and was.

Sylvie
08-01-2006, 06:52 AM
Oh, and pretty much any damned thing that is based off a movie. Those are the suck.

malayguy
08-01-2006, 08:00 AM
fullmetal alchemist:the curse of the crimson elixir
magna carta:tears of blood

Germ Hamee
08-01-2006, 08:38 AM
And for me, it'd be that PS1 Animorphs game. It was awful. The computer Animorph game was okay though. :)

Was it really? That's a bummer. I was actually just thinking about trying to find those games. I was a huge Animorph fan, and I remember having a lot of fun with the demo that came out with one of the books.

I'm generally very picky about the games I play. As I don't like to waste time, I don't think I've really played many bad games. I stick to word of mouth. However, Donkey Kong 64 was absolutely terrible. It was in no way original at all, nor was it fun. I don't much like busting my ass for a god damned BANANA.

Lawr
08-01-2006, 08:51 AM
Superman 64
Final Fantasy 9

Craig
08-01-2006, 11:42 AM
In Cold Blood, or Hugo.

Mo-Nercy
08-01-2006, 11:50 AM
Mortal Kombat Advance.

A fighter where your character's running movement was restricted to a shoulder button. :mad:

Krap.

The Devil Man
08-01-2006, 12:06 PM
Worst game I've ever played?

It's a toss between Final Fantasy 6 and Final Fantasy 7 :tongue:

I think my house may be set on fire any... second... now...

(But seriously, I think Jak 2, the sequel to Jak and Daxter really sucked. I loved the first game because it was a true platformer for the PS2 but the sequel was just way too difficult for me. All the missions were timed and you hardly had any energy and you'd have to avoid shots coming at you from every damn angle)

Markus. D
08-01-2006, 01:02 PM
Superman 64 was a mockery of what gaming is and was.

so very true.



but I disagree with the bouncer being crap, it was awesome.

Cookie
08-01-2006, 01:08 PM
A game called Maken Shao i got from Sainsbury's for 50p

Bart's Friend Milhouse
08-01-2006, 01:11 PM
Tomb Raider. Never worked for me

Roto13
08-01-2006, 04:21 PM
Final Fantasy 9

Tomb Raider
*get's the gas can*

KentaRawr!
08-01-2006, 04:31 PM
*get's the gas can*

If I help you burn them, will you spare my life?

DK
08-01-2006, 05:08 PM
Bubsy on the Megadrive was awesome, but Bubsy 3D was possibly the worst piece of crap ever put out onto the gaming public ever.

Zeldy
08-01-2006, 05:11 PM
Final Fantasy 8 bored me so much.
The storyline was so uneventful.

Grand Theft Auto has to be the worst though, and Ive never even played it.

Elite Lord Sigma
08-01-2006, 05:11 PM
And for me, it'd be that PS1 Animorphs game. It was awful. The computer Animorph game was okay though. :)

Was it really? That's a bummer. I was actually just thinking about trying to find those games. I was a huge Animorph fan, and I remember having a lot of fun with the demo that came out with one of the books.

I'm generally very picky about the games I play. As I don't like to waste time, I don't think I've really played many bad games. I stick to word of mouth. However, Donkey Kong 64 was absolutely terrible. It was in no way original at all, nor was it fun. I don't much like busting my ass for a god damned BANANA.
*grabs flamethrower*

I Took the Red Pill
08-01-2006, 05:12 PM
I think I've said this before, but Airblade is the worst in my book without a doubt.

Madame Adequate
08-01-2006, 06:12 PM
Final Fantasy 8 bored me so much.
The storyline was so uneventful.

Grand Theft Auto has to be the worst though, and Ive never even played it.

I'm having trouble crediting your opinions with much weight, in that case.

Especially as the threat specifically specifies "that you ever played?".

As to FFVIII, well. I don't think FFIX is anything like as good as an FF game should be. But it's still a well-made game, largely free of bugs, solidly put together, and has high production values. Whatever the enjoyment you get out of an FF game, there's no reasonable way to say one is a bad game, merely not to one's taste.

And Bubsy was kickass on the Mega Drive. It totally rocked. The more modern ones were... let's not talk about that.

Meta-Knight - True that. Azurik is pretty goddamn terrible.

stuffing
08-01-2006, 06:24 PM
Mel Gibson's safari

DK
08-01-2006, 06:34 PM
Grand Theft Auto has to be the worst though, and Ive never even played it.

You can't make any sort of judgement, then. :spin:

edit: ops, MILFy already did that. Ah well.

Jessweeee♪
08-01-2006, 06:42 PM
A semi truck racing game. I can't remember the title, but it's impossible.
also there's another racing game for the ps1 Burning Road.
You can't play two player unless you link it with another playstation. only one player per console.

Dreddz
08-01-2006, 06:59 PM
Zero divide 2 gets my vote, truely the worst Fighting game ever released.

Polnareff
08-01-2006, 08:12 PM
This will probably get me in a lot of trouble, but any and all of the 2D Mortal Kombat games. Why? All the characters have the same normals, controls are very stiff, Fatalities are gimmicky, jump kicks and sweeps actually win over any sort of strategy. It's sad really.

The 3D ones were actually much better in my opinion (though that's rare in a fighting franchise).

But if I have to pick one Mortal Kombat game, it would probably be MK Advance. That game actually succeeded in making the others look like filet mignon.

And no, this doesn't count as an overrated game being called the worst. I actually gave reasons as to why it indeed sucks.



Outside of the fighting game realm, though, the worst game I played is probably..... I don't know, either Test Drive Off Road or TimeStalkers on Dreamcast. I'll say Test Drive Off Road just to be more decisive.

licence
08-01-2006, 08:22 PM
Spiderman for Megadrive. I was probably too young to play it well, but I can remeber getting killed a lot and just getting ulitmately pissed off at it.

Cz
08-01-2006, 08:36 PM
Yes, yes, yes. Roto, you win. <3

And for me, it'd be that PS1 Animorphs game. It was awful. The computer Animorph game was okay though. :)Back when I was really into Animorphs (Woo for being nine years old!), I was really upset that I never got to play this game. Maybe it was for the best. :D

The worst game I ever played was Formula 1 2005 on the PS2. It still amazes me that any developer could manage to come out with a driving simulator that didn't make the slightest effort to simulate driving. I really pitied the friend who actually bought it.

Eiko Guy
08-01-2006, 09:20 PM
Superman 64
Final Fantasy 9

bite your tongue

aquaman something sucks beyond mortal comprehension

Carl the Llama
08-01-2006, 11:07 PM
well my mum once bought me a game for the ps2 wich cost her £5 which should tell you somthing... I cant remember the name of the game as it was soooo bad

but if we want to talk about games that I have watched being played then it would definately be any of the Premier Manager games... I mean ZOMG I actully hate that series... and i dont hate anything >.<

Slicksword45
08-01-2006, 11:14 PM
more games:
Army men RTS and Army men 3D.

Roto13
08-01-2006, 11:32 PM
Slave Zero for Dreamcast was pretty bad.

DeathKnight
08-02-2006, 03:57 AM
Superman 64 was a mockery of what gaming is and was.

so very true.



but I disagree with the bouncer being crap, it was awesome.

Superman64 was rated worst game EVER in a magazine (EGM) back in 2000 or so

Ryth
08-02-2006, 04:29 AM
Where's Waldo for the NES corrupted my soul full of hatred due to it's very existence. Playing it just made it blood thirsty.

DanteV9
08-02-2006, 08:19 PM
DBZ:Budokai. That game is horrible.

leon123
08-03-2006, 08:41 PM
thps 3:eek:

Elite Lord Sigma
08-04-2006, 05:28 PM
thps 3:eek:
You're kidding...right?

bipper
08-04-2006, 05:31 PM
Superman 64 was a mockery of what gaming is and was.

While Superman is bad, I assure you the ever rushed ET for Atari was a hundred times worse :(

Rocket Edge
08-04-2006, 05:31 PM
thps 3:eek:
You're kidding...right?
Yea you must be joking.

Tainted Angel
08-04-2006, 06:27 PM
Barbie Pet Rescue! I beat it 5 times, so I should know...:D Either that or...elf bowling?? XD

Elf Bowling was grand in a quirky way. Why you saying that it was bad?


Superman 64
Final Fantasy 9

Did somebody call for a barbique?

Please don't double post, use the edit/delete button instead.

~Void

Incinerator
08-04-2006, 07:15 PM
Obviously Herdy Gerdy, I traded it in four days after Christmas!

Odaisé Gaelach
08-05-2006, 02:45 AM
Final Fantasy VII. Terrible, boring storyline and some of the most irritating characters I've ever seen.

...

Nah, just kidding. :D

Erdrick Holmes
08-06-2006, 05:06 PM
My list is long:

Capcom Fighting Evolution
World Heroes 1 and 2
Guilty Gear X Advance Edition
Megaman X7
50 Cent- Bullet Proof (That should have been the pricetag of the game, not the title)
Guilty Gear Isuka
Mortal Kombat series
Street Fighter EX
The entire GTA series, especially GTA Vice City
Rascal
Final Fantasy II
Phantasy Star III
Xenosaga

Madame Adequate
08-06-2006, 06:00 PM
Joel, I honestly don't know how to express how hard I'm laughing right now.

I'll say this for you; you're a funny guy, and I applaud your sense of humor :D

Erdrick Holmes
08-06-2006, 06:50 PM
Yeah, I know. I forgot to add Mario is Missing and Mario's Time Machine. It's funny how I forgot those.

Shauna
08-06-2006, 08:55 PM
(But seriously, I think Jak 2, the sequel to Jak and Daxter really sucked. I loved the first game because it was a true platformer for the PS2 but the sequel was just way too difficult for me. All the missions were timed and you hardly had any energy and you'd have to avoid shots coming at you from every damn angle)

Haha, that doesn't mean it's a bad game. That game rocked, sure it was difficult, but that doesn't make it bad, not to mention it's easy enough that you can complete it. And you're exaggerating. ;) Only a couple of the missions were time-based. The only truely difficult thing about Jak II is Hero Mode, that's when you're tearing your hair out because you can't get past one mission, that you've been stuck on for months.

I can't really think of a truely bad game that I've played, I've enjoyed all the games that I've played. Although, I do dislike Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly and Crash: Wrath of Cortex. It may be because they're not up to the standards of Naughty Dog and Insomniac, but I dunno. ;D

Fate Fatale
08-06-2006, 09:03 PM
What's everyone's beef with FFIX? I think it was a great game.. just because most of the characters weren't human is not way to treat such a great storyline! Anyhow, bad games are:

The Simpsons: Road Rage
Pokemon Crystal Version
Advanced Wars (or whatever that one game with the tanks is called)
Harvest Moon: FoMT
THPS:3
THPS:2
Myst
Warcraft II: ToD
Spongebo Squarepants and the search for the flying dutchman
and others.. but I can't remmeber much at this time...

Roto13
08-06-2006, 09:35 PM
You people AREN'T LISTENING!

Toodleena
08-06-2006, 11:01 PM
It's a tie between 40 Winks and Phsybadec (sp). They were really, really stupid games.

Cloudstrife4003
08-07-2006, 12:27 AM
Hmmmm...I would say-legends of wrestling-the game sucked so bad!

Crossblades
08-07-2006, 01:41 AM
Shadow Madness. Worst RPG I've ever played

Hambone
08-07-2006, 02:24 AM
Friday the 13th for the NES. There are others. But I can't think of them right now.

Madame Adequate
08-07-2006, 02:31 AM
What's everyone's beef with FFIX? I think it was a great game.. just because most of the characters weren't human is not way to treat such a great storyline!

I don't consider FFIX a bad game - which is why it's not on any of my lists of bad games - but I do think it's overrated and not nearly as good as any other FF from VI through X-2. It certainly gets a LOT more credit than VIII does, which is BS because VIII is so much better.

And my fave character is Freya, so... it's not to do with nonhuman characters =P


Anyhow, bad games are:

The Simpsons: Road Rage
Pokemon Crystal Version
Advanced Wars (or whatever that one game with the tanks is called)
Harvest Moon: FoMT
THPS:3
THPS:2
Myst
Warcraft II: ToD

What. That list is actually more insane than Joel's.

Remember people! A game you dislike =/= a bad game!

Odaisé Gaelach
08-07-2006, 03:27 AM
Driver 1 & 2. Terrible.

Rayman 3. How could they have gone so wrong after the Great Escape?

Alixsar
08-09-2006, 04:40 AM
Xenogears was pretty bad. FFVII is still the worst game ever, though.

Ruskies
08-09-2006, 04:55 AM
I really hate any of the rpg maker games...

Spammerman
08-09-2006, 05:01 AM
Drakin Guard 2

do u mean Drakengard 2?

Lilliputian Hitcher
08-09-2006, 05:01 AM
I don't consider FFIX a bad game - which is why it's not on any of my lists of bad games - but I do think it's overrated and not nearly as good as any other FF from VI through X-2. It certainly gets a LOT more credit than VIII does, which is BS because VIII is so much better.
For every 'FFVIII sucks" post you will easily find a "ZOMG gunblade *cums*" one. FFIX only tends to get credit on FF forums; it really isn't popular enough to generate either positive or negative attention anywhere else.


Xenogears was pretty bad. FFVII is still the worst game ever, though.
While I would usually commend someone for bashing Xenogears, there is no way that that or FFVII are the worst games ever.

Really, I have enough common sense to stay away from games that are considered 'the worst ever', so there isn't much I can contribute to this thread. However, If someone wants to start a 'most overrated games ever' thread I would be glad to post a few of my thought there.

BakerMan
08-09-2006, 05:54 AM
Either Lotr:fellowship for Gba like Genji said because of its poor battle's, graphics, and the Glitches that made me restart the game, or this online game i found http://www.battleon.com/ . the battle scenes made me laugh so hard.

pinkmage
08-09-2006, 05:03 PM
i agree with craig. in cold blood was truely awful
It was very amusing though
i liked the way he would talk to himself

'small, metallic test bolts'

That used to make me cry with laughter

Eiko Guy
08-09-2006, 08:25 PM
what is thps 3 ive probably played and dont remember

Madame Adequate
08-09-2006, 09:20 PM
Tony Hawks Pro Skater 3.

I have -no- idea how anyone could consider it 'the worst game ever'.

Doomie
08-09-2006, 09:37 PM
Craig, man, Hugo rocked. Legend of Dragoon, for sure.

Old Manus
08-09-2006, 09:53 PM
A game called Tunguska for the PC on my 12th birthday. It was so bad that I took it to school to show my jealous mates and deliberately got it stolen, then went and bought a decent replacement.

Sylvie
08-09-2006, 11:44 PM
Quoting Bakerman:
QFT. I thought you were serious when you sent me that PM saying it was the best game ever for a second.

JaytodaP
08-10-2006, 03:08 AM
Halo: Combat Evolved followed by Halo 2.

Madame Adequate
08-10-2006, 05:16 AM
Halo: Combat Evolved followed by Halo 2.

This is a sensible and constructive answer which should be given due consideration by members of this forum.

Roto13
08-11-2006, 02:22 PM
Halo: Combat Evolved followed by Halo 2.

You people. Really.

Eureka
08-11-2006, 02:25 PM
tunguska legend of faith on ps1..

that game wasnt even playable, at least in some of these game you can do stuff, the first level of tunguska has a glitch.. you cant actually get past the floor blades..

JaytodaP
08-11-2006, 03:00 PM
Halo: Combat Evolved followed by Halo 2.

You people. Really.


I seriously hated halo. complete waste of money.

Madame Adequate
08-11-2006, 03:03 PM
Halo: Combat Evolved followed by Halo 2.

You people. Really.


I seriously hated halo. complete waste of money.

Was it unplayably bad? Were the controls unresponsive? Were the production values in voice acting, graphics, music, sound, and so forth, really low? Did the enemies just stand there like idiots doing nothing while you shot them?

No. Well then. Pick a real bad game, not a game you don't like. Bad STILL doesn't bloody well mean overrated.

Roto13
08-11-2006, 03:03 PM
Halo: Combat Evolved followed by Halo 2.

You people. Really.


I seriously hated halo. complete waste of money.

It's still not the worst game ever. Like MILF and I have been saying, a game that doesn't suit your tastes is not the worst game ever. I don't like Castlevania, but I know it's not a bad series, by any means.

EDIT: I'm too slow, it seems.

Bad STILL doesn't bloody well mean overrated.

You got that backwards. :P

JaytodaP
08-11-2006, 03:07 PM
Okay fine harry potters quidditch. That game blows ass. Better?

Elite Lord Sigma
08-11-2006, 08:24 PM
Okay fine harry potters quidditch. That game blows ass. Better?

How about you describe why you think it's so bad instead of giving generic "This game sucks!" answers?

chaos_ghost
08-11-2006, 09:35 PM
Instead of going the route of people who listed Donkey Kong 64, the 2D Mortal Kombats, Tony Hawk 3, and Legend of Dragoon, I'm going to talk about a game that actually sucked.

Pac Man 2

This game was horrible. The whole plot of the story is that Pac Man walks through the world looking for meaningless crap. You use a slingshot to hit things and bring it into his veiw and feed him pellets that make him "Super Pac Man" so he can eat the ghosts. I mean, you don't even control him, you just give a general direction to go in. I assume this was someones idea of "groundbreaking." It doesn't even have mazes! I'm telling you folks, this game hurt my soul. If you ever see this game in a store, turn tail and run.

Ultima Shadow
08-11-2006, 10:18 PM
TEEEEEETRIS!!!!!!!

The only game that I've played more than 1 hour and that I really, really suck at... because I just can't be bothered. Stupid blocks.:greenie:

Raebus
08-11-2006, 10:40 PM
So...your saying tetris is the worst game ever JUST because your lazy?

Ultima Shadow
08-11-2006, 11:45 PM
So...your saying tetris is the worst game ever JUST because your lazy?No, it's the worst ever because it simply sucks.

The reason I can't be bothered with the game is obiviously because it's so ridicolously boring.

Madame Adequate
08-11-2006, 11:52 PM
You got that backwards. :P

You are right, I did. *Fails at grammar* xDDD

Vyk
08-12-2006, 07:11 AM
Oni, for PS2. I wanted to like this game so badly before I bought it. It had potential. They wanted to do style. They failed horribly. They wanted action. They failed horribly. The graphics are mundane and the controls are just... unplayable.... but it sounded good on paper. Thankfully I only spent seven bucks on it, used. I had to see for myself if it was as bad as rumor made it out to be. And unfortunately it was far worse...

Mattokenzi
08-12-2006, 10:32 AM
Final Fantasy!
*Nose Grows*

well I would have to say... Tennis GB

Roto13
08-12-2006, 02:01 PM
So...your saying tetris is the worst game ever JUST because your lazy?No, it's the worst ever because it simply sucks.

The reason I can't be bothered with the game is obiviously because it's so ridicolously boring.

That's got to be sarcasm, because Tetris is undeniably the best puzzle game ever made. That's why there are so many falling block puzzle games.


Pac Man 2

:O I loved that game! I don't think it should have been a Pac Man game, though.

chaos_ghost
08-12-2006, 02:15 PM
Wow, I thought I was only person who ever played Pac Man 2. Whenever I mention it, people have no idea what I'm talking about.

Roto13
08-12-2006, 04:30 PM
I loved the uniqueness of it. There were some pretty funny moments in that game, too. Too bad I can't find my copy. :/

JaytodaP
08-12-2006, 06:21 PM
Okay fine harry potters quidditch. That game blows ass. Better?

How about you describe why you think it's so bad instead of giving generic "This game sucks!" answers?

I hated the controls, it was too easy, and it was just plain stupid.

And by too easy, I went undefeated on the hardest dificulty setting.

Rosenti
08-12-2006, 08:19 PM
umm.... The Operative: No One Lives Forever