Jokes: Let's have some fun!

[King-Killer]

Alright.
I though I'd give a shot at FFVIII Jokes.

Post anything Hilarious that the World will enjoy.

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One day.
Quistis, Selphie, Seifer and Zell were taking the train
They were all siting in the same cabin,
the two girls in one side, the two guys on the other.

And then they enter a tunnel and all is pitch black.
Smack!
Seifer: Ouch!

when the tunnel ended Seifer had side of his face all Red.
What happened?
The characters thinks:


Selphie: (He must have made a move on Quistis and got smacked by her.)

Quistis: (He must have though I was Selphie and he got slaped.)

Seifer: (Zell must have thouched a girl and they slapped me instead.)

Zell: (I can't wait t'il the next tunnel to slap that stupid Seifer!)

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(Originally Posted By Hyperion4444 in Love Interest...)


Hope you enjoy yourselfs!

[Flying Mullet]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from FFVIII.

[King-Killer]

that was lame...

[Cookie]

yeah...

[King-Killer]

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*Quistis In Class*


Quistis ask the Class:
Quistis: Ok, If you take down one crow out of five in a tree, how many will remain?

Seifer: None, they would all flee!

Quistis: No, they would be Four left, but I like the way you think.

Seifer: Instructor, I got a question for you.

Quistis: Yes?

Seifer: If three lady stand on a bench eating icecream.
One bites her cone, the second licks her cone, and the last one sucks her cone. Wich one of them is married?

Quistis: Euhh... I don't know. I'll say the one who sucks the cone.

Seifer: No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you think.

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Don't take it personal. (All Quistis Fan, including me.) I just needed a teacher in this one.

[Lilliputian Hitcher]

Question: How many contrived, poorly executed plot twists does it take to ruin a franchise?

Answer: Just one (http://ffviiisnapekillsdumbledore.ytmnd.com/).












lolz u c what I did thar?

[licence]

lol I like that one ^^

[Twilight Edge]

*When summoning Brothers*

Sacred:I HATE YOU,BRO.
Minotaur:Why,because I beat you everytime we play paper-scissors-rock?

[Arrianna]

Since there are funny pictures in another Topic.
I though I'd give a shot at FFVIII Jokes.

Post anything Hilarious that the World will enjoy.

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One day.
Quistis, Selphie, Seifer and Zell were taking the train
They were all siting in the same cabin,
the two girls in one side, the two guys on the other.

And then they enter a tunnel and all is pitch black.
Smack!
Seifer: Ouch!

when the tunnel ended Seifer had side of his face all Red.
What happened?
The characters thinks:


Selphie: (He must have made a move on Quistis and got smacked by her.)

Quistis: (He must have though I was Selphie and he got slaped.)

Seifer: (Zell must have thouched a girl and they slapped me instead.)

Zell: (I can't wait t'il the next tunnel to slap that stupid Seifer!)

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(Originally Posted By Hyperion4444 in Love Interest...)


Hope you enjoy yourselfs!
:laugh: That was great... why did I wait so long to read this thread?

[Cookie]

I like King Killer's and Omnislasher Draco's LOL

[Quistis_Trepe]

I like the first one, I think it was the funniest...

[pinkmage]

Squall, Irvine, Zell, Quistis, Rinoa and Selphie were taking a train to Timber. At the train station, Squall Irvine and Zell bought a ticket each while Rinoa, Quistis and Selphie bought only one between them.

Zell asked the girls why they only bought one ticket. Selphie said 'Watch and learn!!'

So the 6 of them boarded the train. The 3 guys took their seats while all three of the girls crammed into one toilet compartment.

When the train left and the ticket man came round, he knocked on the door and asked 'Ticket please'. One hand emerged from the toilet with the single ticket and the train continued.

On the way back, Zell, Squall and Irvine decided to mimic the girls's great idea and bought only one ticket between them. This time, however, the girls didnt buy a ticket at all.

Again, Zell asked why they didnt by a ticket at all. He couldnt comprehend how they could get back to the garden with no ticket between the three of them. Selphie said 'Watch and learn!!'

The girls, again, packed into one toilet compartment and the guys did likewise in the compartment opposite, and the train left the station.

After a couple of minutes, Selphie quiety sneaked out of the compartment and over to the guys door.

She knocked on the door and said 'Ticket Please'

[Thorn]

Squall, Irvine, Zell, Quistis, Rinoa and Selphie were taking a train to Timber. At the train station, Squall Irvine and Zell bought a ticket each while Rinoa, Quistis and Selphie bought only one between them.

Zell asked the girls why they only bought one ticket. Selphie said 'Watch and learn!!'

So the 6 of them boarded the train. The 3 guys took their seats while all three of the girls crammed into one toilet compartment.

When the train left and the ticket man came round, he knocked on the door and asked 'Ticket please'. One hand emerged from the toilet with the single ticket and the train continued.

On the way back, Zell, Squall and Irvine decided to mimic the girls's great idea and bought only one ticket between them. This time, however, the girls didnt buy a ticket at all.

Again, Zell asked why they didnt by a ticket at all. He couldnt comprehend how they could get back to the garden with no ticket between the three of them. Selphie said 'Watch and learn!!'

The girls, again, packed into one toilet compartment and the guys did likewise in the compartment opposite, and the train left the station.

After a couple of minutes, Selphie quiety sneaked out of the compartment and over to the guys door.

She knocked on the door and said 'Ticket Please'

That's a good joke, but I don't see how thats relevant to FF8 (apart from just chucking in ff8 characters rather than guy1 and guy2)

[King-Killer]

I've heard of that joke.

But in FFVIII, you pay your ticket Before you enter the train.

Still a good joke.

[Hyperion4444]

This is a small book that contains about 20 jokes, and 19 lessons.
I've created it in one day.
I Hope you Like them.
Remember, the steps demonstrated here are not chronological to the story line.


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*Fantasy Dream*
Seifer's ways to relieve tension...

Lesson #1
1. Place yourself near a stream.

Seifer: Hey look! A bird nest.
Thrustaevis arrives
Mother Thrustaevis Attacks Seifer.
...
Seifer: Why you..!:hot:
Kills The Mother.
Seifer: Damn, what have I done... :( thoses poor baby birds.
Seifer gives 10000 gils to the babys
Seifer: Here, take this and buy something.
Baby: ???
Seifer: Oh, and I'm sure Galbadia Garden would accept you in there family.
Seifer goes away in distance of the sunset
...
Baby Bird 1:choc2: : He must be high..
Baby Bird 2:choc2: : Yeah...

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[King-Killer]

Wow.
That's actually Quite good.
Very Original.
Keep posting your jokes.

[Markus. D]

why did Quistis cross the road?

to get to mcdonalds :D!

[Hyperion4444]

It's been said a million times.

1- You need to make a base of your joke.

Ex:
Q: Why did the Chocobo cross the road.
A: Because it is the transportation
or
A: Because you are riding it.

2- You change it up with Faqs.

Q: Why did the Chocobo cross the river.
A: Because it Can, that's why.

3- And then make it Original.

Q: Why did the Chocobo cross the Road?
Squall: I don't know, why?
Chocobo hits Squall hard from the side
*Bang!*
Mother Chocobo: To get Even! That's why!

4- You can even add more detail.

Q: Why did the Chocobo cross the Road?
Squall: I don't know, why?
Chocobo hits Squall hard from the side
*Bang!*
Mother Chocobo: To get Even! That's why!
...
Baby Chocobo: :D :p ;)
Squall: :mad:


How's that!?
Simple joke made better.

[Jessweeee♪]

Thank you for that tutorial Hyperion.

HEY!!! LOOK AT ME!!! I'M FUNNY NOW! *goes and uses tutorial to make funny jokes to her friends*

[HolyMackeral]

Irvine walks into a bar....
Selphie walks under it.

So lame, but it made me laugh to myself so im hoping at least one person will find it amusing enough to at least warrant a smirk.

[f f freak]

Good one holy mackerel

[Hyperion4444]

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*Fantasy Dream*
Seifer's ways to relieve tension...

Lesson #2
2. Chocobos are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.

Fujin: LOOK!
Seifer: A Chocobo is coming our way?
...
Raijin: Ride ON!, ya know!
Seifer: ...(Looks at Fujin)
Fujin: ...(Looks at Seifer & knods)
Raijin: THIS IS FUN, YA KNOW!:D
Fujin: STOP!
Chocobo Stop suddenly
Raijin is airborne
Raijin: WAHHHH!!:eek:
Raijin falls in the lake.
Seifer: :lol:
Raijin got a trout in his mouth.
Raijin spits the trout.
Instead of being mad.
Raijin: HEY, I caugth the dinner, ya know!:)


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[King-Killer]

I like that one.

[Hyperion4444]

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*Fantasy Dream*
Seifer's ways to relieve tension...

Lesson 3
3. No one but you knows your 'secret place'.

Seifer: So, you want to make out?
Quistis: No, I just want to talk.
Seifer: Why did you bring me here?
Quistis: I just wanted to say something to you in private.
Seifer: You can tell me that any other time.
Quistis: I just want to say my feel...
Seifer Kiss Her Passionatly.
Quistis: I'm not...
Quistis: ..instructor...
Quistis: ..an.y...
Quistis: Oh, Forget it!
Kissing continues...:heart:


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[SilverPhoenix42]

If I could write good creative jokes I would totally post one, but I can't, so I'll just comment on others'. I only feel bad that Quistis kissed Seifer. There's got to be someone better than that for her....

[Hyperion4444]

Oh well,
Well if it's any consolation, Seifer wasn't so much of a Jerk at first, at least not lost until Edea.

His Gunblade ''Hyperion'' is actually a Greek Sun-God & of Light.
He's more usefull as a hero than a very weak vilain.
But after Edea used him, he became a criminal instead of the brave knight he was supposed to be...

Started as a Sun-God with No Mercy, but ended up a Blood Hound of Bloodlust. Witch is a discrace to all the Sun Fanatics, but it's simple, if you are wickedly evil then you are no sun-god.


That said, Let's continue:

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*Fantasy Dream*
Seifer's ways to relieve tension...

Lesson 4.
4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic world.

Seifer: Thoses darn Galbadian won't keep me in jail for long.:mad:
Seifer: HEY YOU!
Biggs: Me?:confused:
Seifer: YEAH YOU! Come here for a sec.
Biggs: What do you want.:mad2:
Seifer: I think there's a snake in here.:greenie:
Opens the door
Biggs: Where?:confused:
Seifer hits Biggs and runs off
Biggs: Ugh, not another Balamb Student...

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This part happened between Squall's mission on the trains and before the TV Station.
Seifer arrives at Timber, get's arreseted by the Galbadian Soldier because they were aware that SeeD was going to drop by, and took Seifer in Jail instead.

All of the lessons I posted are not in chronological with the story, but some of them happened during it, but not in order.


Oh,
and may as well post all of the other joke and pass to something else,
but I'll post them one by one so that it'll be more enjoyable.

[King-Killer]

Theses just keep getting better. :lol:

I'll try your tutorial that you posted.:choc2:

[Twilight Edge]

Zell:What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?MY ASS.;)

[Hyperion4444]

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*Fantasy Dream*
Seifer's ways to relieve tension...

Lesson 5.
5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

Seifer goes under the waterfall to refresh himself.
Seifer: Ha... This is refreshing.:cool:
Fujin: RAIJIN?:confused:
Seifer: Where is Raijin...?:(
They look all sides:confused:
Seifer looks up :rolleyes2
...:eek:
Seifer steps back
Raijin falls in the river from the waterfall, along what seems to be a Fastitocalon
Raijin: I'll get you, I'll get you, ya know!:mad2:
Fastitocalon takes a bite of Raijin's leg.:eek::whimper: :crying:
Raijin: Arrgh! He took a bite out of my leg, ya know.:mad2:
Seifer draws his Gunblade and kills it.:thumb:
Later
Raijin: Henhen, better than last time, ya know.:D
Fujin: FOOD.:(
Seifer: ...Thirsty.:eep:

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[Flying Mullet]

It's been said a million times.

1- You need to make a base of your joke.

Ex:
Q: Why did the Chocobo cross the road.
A: Because it is the transportation
or
A: Because you are riding it.

2- You change it up with Faqs.

Q: Why did the Chocobo cross the river.
A: Because it Can, that's why.

3- And then make it Original.

Q: Why did the Chocobo cross the Road?
Squall: I don't know, why?
Chocobo hits Squall hard from the side
*Bang!*
Mother Chocobo: To get Even! That's why!

4- You can even add more detail.

Q: Why did the Chocobo cross the Road?
Squall: I don't know, why?
Chocobo hits Squall hard from the side
*Bang!*
Mother Chocobo: To get Even! That's why!
...
Baby Chocobo: :D :p ;)
Squall: :mad:


How's that!?
Simple joke made better.

But isn't that supposed to make the joke funnier? :confused:

[Hyperion4444]

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*Fantasy Dream*
Seifer's ways to relieve tension...

Lesson 6.
6. The water is crystal clear.

Seifer: I can see the reflexion of my face.:)
Seifer: :eek: Wah!:
Seifer Splashes the Water:(
Fujin: SEIFER?:( :confused:
Seifer: Oh, nothing. I just taugh I saw a scar on my face.
Looks Again
Seifer: :eek: Wah!
Splashes Again:(
Fujin: SQUALL.:eep:
Seifer: Oh right, I always seem to forget.
Looks Again
Seifer: :p ...Wah!
Splashes Raijin
Raijin: No! My Hair, My hair, ya know!:(
Seifer: :lol:

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*Fantasy Dream*
Seifer's ways to relieve tension...

Lesson 7.
7. You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding underwater.

See? You're smiling already.:p :D :cool:


Now chicken-wuss tries to make an appology, but the enviroment is so relaxing...

Zell: I'm sorry!, Quit it!:(
Seifer: We're the disciplinary committee.:tongue:
Raijin: I think he had enough, ya know.:rolleyes2
Fujin: STOP!:)
Seifer: Ok, hehe, I'll stop. Don't ever run in the Garden, whatever the reason.:mad2: :cool: :D
Zell: ...:mad:
Seifer: ;)

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(I didn't had a lot of ideas with theses two, the the others are better.)
And I'm getting sick of posting daily.
I may just post them altogether.

I hope you'll enjoy!
(because the rest is basicly me.)

[Rocket Edge]

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The Final Battle is apon them.
"SeeD versus Ultimecia"

Ultimecia: *evil look* SeeD.. You are nothing but flithy lok.. *Squall cuts her off*
Squall: "Dude, what the hell is up with your god damn hair?"
Ultimecia: "..Eh...?"
Squall: "It's grey, & greasy, and long, you need to cut it"
Ultimecia: "........Well what do you use?"
Squall: "I use Loreal, because i'm worth it"
Ultimecia: "Wow, this is great, i love you guys!"
Squall: "I love you too!!" :jess:

[boys from the dwarf]

hyperioin seems really good at this. and unless i misunderstood that lesson 6 one, seifer does have a scar on his forehead. squall retaliates after being cut. good one rocket edge. it'd take ages for me to think of some sort of clever witty joke so ill leave you guys to it.

[Hyperion4444]

Well, for me, I created Seifer's ways to releive tension Lessons1-18 in 1 day.

And Added Irvine's Hunting to it. (19)
and I already know what the final (20) is going to look like.

I've been busy so I haven't had time to make other jokes, but I just tough of one.

I hope you all enjoy.

Here it goes again.

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*Fantasy Dream*
Seifer's ways to relieve tension...

Lesson 8.
8. Rest anywhere you want to whenever you feel too much presure.

Raijin is sleeping in the middle of the street.
Fujin: (Where the hell is Raijin, he's supposed to be on Patrol.):(
G-Soldier 1: Nope, Haven't seen him.
G-Soldier 2: Nope, he was here a minute ago.
G-Soldier 3: Who? Captain, nope, Haven't seen him all day.
G-Soldier 4: Captain? Oh, he must be sleeping like always.
Fujin gets Angry:mad2:
(Raijin is sleeping on the job!)
Fujin gets in the car and goes looking for him.
Fujin is driving furiously:mad2: :mad2:
Fujin sees Raijin in the middle of the road.
Fujin hits the breaks.
The Car Almost hit Raijin
Raijin Wakes up
Raijin: YAHH!
Raijin: Ouf, ...know.
Fujin gets out of the car:hot:
Raijin: My god Fujin, your face is all red, ya..
Bang!
Fujin hits Raijin hard.:mad2: :hot:
Fujin then goes for a rest in the Balamb Hotel.


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First SeeD Mission.

Rinoa: Ok. We need to detached the trains without being seen.
Selphie: Ah, screw that!
Selphie takes a rocket laucher and aims at the President Train.
Squall: Selphie, NO!
:shoot: Train de-rails.
Zell: Now we won't be able to talk with him.
Squall: That's not my consenred...
Zell: What?
Squall points ahead.
Zell: We are going to crash in them!!:eek:
Squall: Give me that!
Squall takes rocket launcher fires at the junction of trains.:shoot:
Rails turn.
Rinoa: Yes! We're Save!:)
Selphie: Booyaka!:love:
Zell: You're a hero!
Squall: ... (Mental note, never give Selphie Big Weapons.)


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[King-Killer]

Wow, thoses are good.
Send me the complete list of that collection.

[Hyperion4444]

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*Fantasy Dream*
Seifer's ways to relieve tension...

Lesson 9.
9. Smell the Fresh outdoors Outside of town.

Seifer: Haa. Now that's better.
Bushes moves:confused:
Raijin: Hey, the bush just moved, ya know.
Raijin: Maybe it's a monster, ya know.:(
Seifer looks at the bush and see a White&Black creature.
Seifer: You go check Raijin..;)
Raijin goes check the bush
Raijin gets the treatment.
Raijin: No, Not that, ya know!
...later
Raijin: I stink, ya know!:mad:
Seifer: You stink... you know.:lol::cry: :D
Fujin: SKUNK! I KNOW.:eep:

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http://hokuten.game-host.org/asklaguna/comic67.html<----Theses are nice too! Someone already posted this.

[Goldenboko]

http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=90916
Just about all the Good FF8 jokes I've eveer made
1st one is bad all the rest are pretty good.

[Hyperion4444]

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*Fantasy Dream*
Seifer's ways to relieve tension...

Lesson 10.
10. Nothing is more relaxing when you enjoy the fresh enviroments, explore it's many inhabitants.

Fujin: T-REX!:eek:
Raijin: RUN, ya know.:save:
Seifer cast Pain
Seifer shows No Mercy:hot:
Seifer takes it down himself.
Seifer: Ah! Nothing better than a day of workout!:cool:

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[Shiny]

Why did the PuPu cross the road?
Because Squall was trying to kill him.

Whatever was Squall's first baby word. His daddy was thrilled ofcourse.

Squall and Laguna have nice hair, because they wash and condition atleast five times a day. Why you ask? Because they're worth it.

When Squall told Quistis to talk to a wall the wall spoke back and said, "Not even I, a concrete wall wants to talk to the likes of you. El o el."

Squall was extremely angry after Seifer scaratched his face so he decided to get plastic surgery. Cid thought this was a good idea so he too got plastic sugery, but he still ended up looking like Robin Williams anyway.

Quistis teaches late night "special classes" for those who want to know how good she is with a whip.

[McLovin']

What do you get when you combine Rinoa and Ultimecia?

Nothing.

[ScottNUMBERS]

http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=12146

[Hyperion4444]

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*Fantasy Dream*
Seifer's ways to relieve tension...

Lesson #1
1. Place yourself near a stream.

Seifer: Hey look! A bird nest.
Thrustaevis arrives
Mother Thrustaevis Attacks Seifer.
...
Seifer: Why you..!:hot:
Kills The Mother.
Seifer: Damn, what have I done... :( thoses poor baby birds.
Seifer gives 10000 gils to the babys
Seifer: Here, take this and buy something.
Baby: ???
Seifer: Oh, and I'm sure Galbadia Garden would accept you in there family.
Seifer goes away in distance of the sunset
...
Baby Bird 1:choc2: : He must be high..
Baby Bird 2:choc2: : Yeah...


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*Fantasy Dream*
Seifer's ways to relieve tension...

Lesson #2
2. Chocobos are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.

Fujin: LOOK!
Seifer: A Chocobo is coming our way?
...
Raijin: Ride ON!, ya know!
Seifer: ...(Looks at Fujin)
Fujin: ...(Looks at Seifer & knods)
Raijin: THIS IS FUN, YA KNOW!:D
Fujin: STOP!
Chocobo Stop suddenly
Raijin is airborne
Raijin: WAHHHH!!:eek:
Raijin falls in the lake.
Seifer: :lol:
Raijin got a trout in his mouth.
Raijin spits the trout.
Instead of being mad.
Raijin: HEY, I caugth the dinner, ya know!:)


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*Fantasy Dream*
Seifer's ways to relieve tension...

Lesson 3
3. No one but you knows your 'secret place'.

Seifer: So, you want to make out?
Quistis: No, I just want to talk.
Seifer: Why did you bring me here?
Quistis: I just wanted to say something to you in private.
Seifer: You can tell me that any other time.
Quistis: I just want to say my feel...
Seifer Kiss Her Passionatly.
Quistis: I'm not...
Quistis: ..instructor...
Quistis: ..an.y...
Quistis: Oh, Forget it!
Kissing continues...:heart:


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*Fantasy Dream*
Seifer's ways to relieve tension...

Lesson 4.
4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic world.

Seifer: Thoses darn Galbadian won't keep me in jail for long.:mad:
Seifer: HEY YOU!
Biggs: Me?:confused:
Seifer: YEAH YOU! Come here for a sec.
Biggs: What do you want.:mad2:
Seifer: I think there's a snake in here.:greenie:
Opens the door
Biggs: Where?:confused:
Seifer hits Biggs and runs off
Biggs: Ugh, not another Balamb Student...

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*Fantasy Dream*
Seifer's ways to relieve tension...

Lesson 5.
5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

Seifer goes under the waterfall to refresh himself.
Seifer: Ha... This is refreshing.:cool:
Fujin: RAIJIN?:confused:
Seifer: Where is Raijin...?:(
They look all sides:confused:
Seifer looks up :rolleyes2
...:eek:
Seifer steps back
Raijin falls in the river from the waterfall, along what seems to be a Fastitocalon
Raijin: I'll get you, I'll get you, ya know!:mad2:
Fastitocalon takes a bite of Raijin's leg.:eek::whimper: :crying:
Raijin: Arrgh! He took a bite out of my leg, ya know.:mad2:
Seifer draws his Gunblade and kills it.:thumb:
Later
Raijin: Henhen, better than last time, ya know.:D
Fujin: FOOD.:(
Seifer: ...Thirsty.:eep:

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*Fantasy Dream*
Seifer's ways to relieve tension...

Lesson 6.
6. The water is crystal clear.

Seifer: I can see the reflexion of my face.:)
Seifer: :eek: Wah!:
Seifer Splashes the Water:(
Fujin: SEIFER?:( :confused:
Seifer: Oh, nothing. I just taugh I saw a scar on my face.
Looks Again
Seifer: :eek: Wah!
Splashes Again:(
Fujin: SQUALL.:eep:
Seifer: Oh right, I always seem to forget.
Looks Again
Seifer: :p ...Wah!
Splashes Raijin
Raijin: No! My Hair, My hair, ya know!:(
Seifer: :lol:

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*Fantasy Dream*
Seifer's ways to relieve tension...

Lesson 7.
7. You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding underwater.

See? You're smiling already.:p :D :cool:


Now chicken-wuss tries to make an appology, but the enviroment is so relaxing...

Zell: I'm sorry!, Quit it!:(
Seifer: We're the disciplinary committee.:tongue:
Raijin: I think he had enough, ya know.:rolleyes2
Fujin: STOP!:)
Seifer: Ok, hehe, I'll stop. Don't ever run in the Garden, whatever the reason.:mad2: :cool: :D
Zell: ...:mad:
Seifer: ;)

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*Fantasy Dream*
Seifer's ways to relieve tension...

Lesson 8.
8. Rest anywhere you want to whenever you feel too much presure.

Raijin is sleeping in the middle of the street.
Fujin: (Where the hell is Raijin, he's supposed to be on Patrol.):(
G-Soldier 1: Nope, Haven't seen him.
G-Soldier 2: Nope, he was here a minute ago.
G-Soldier 3: Who? Captain, nope, Haven't seen him all day.
G-Soldier 4: Captain? Oh, he must be sleeping like always.
Fujin gets Angry:mad2:
(Raijin is sleeping on the job!)
Fujin gets in the car and goes looking for him.
Fujin is driving furiously:mad2: :mad2:
Fujin sees Raijin in the middle of the road.
Fujin hits the breaks.
The Car Almost hit Raijin
Raijin Wakes up
Raijin: YAHH!
Raijin: Ouf, ...know.
Fujin gets out of the car:hot:
Raijin: My god Fujin, your face is all red, ya..
Bang!
Fujin hits Raijin hard.:mad2: :hot:
Fujin then goes for a rest in the Balamb Hotel.

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*Fantasy Dream*
Seifer's ways to relieve tension...


9. Smell the Fresh outdoors Outside of town.

Seifer: Haa. Now that's better.
Bushes moves:confused:
Raijin: Hey, the bush just moved, ya know.
Raijin: Maybe it's a monster, ya know.:(
Seifer looks at the bush and see a White&Black creature.
Seifer: You go check Raijin..;)
Raijin goes check the bush
Raijin gets the treatment.
Raijin: No, Not that, ya know!
...later
Raijin: I stink, ya know!:mad:
Seifer: You stink... you know.:lol::cry: :D
Fujin: SKUNK! I KNOW.:eep:

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*Fantasy Dream*
Seifer's ways to relieve tension...

Lesson 10.
10. Nothing is more relaxing when you enjoy the fresh enviroments, explore it's many inhabitants.

Fujin: T-REX!:eek:
Raijin: RUN, ya know.:save:
Seifer cast Pain
Seifer shows No Mercy:hot:
Seifer takes it down himself.
Seifer: Ah! Nothing better than a day of workout!:cool:

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First SeeD Mission.

Rinoa: Ok. We need to detached the trains without being seen.
Selphie: Ah, screw that!
Selphie takes a rocket laucher and aims at the President Train.
Squall: Selphie, NO!
:shoot: Train de-rails.
Zell: Now we won't be able to talk with him.
Squall: That's not my consenred...
Zell: What?
Squall points ahead.
Zell: We are going to crash in them!!:eek:
Squall: Give me that!
Squall takes rocket launcher fires at the junction of trains.:shoot:
Rails turn.
Rinoa: Yes! We're Save!:)
Selphie: Booyaka!:love:
Zell: You're a hero!
Squall: ... (Mental note, never give Selphie Big Weapons.)

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*Fantasy Dream*
Seifer's ways to relieve tension...

Lesson 11.
11. Always good to see new cultures.

Soldier: It's the enemy, kill them!
Raijin: YO, ya know.
Fujin: COME!
Seifer summons Cerberus
Cerberus bites the heads of all 3 soldier, simultaneously.
Cerberus: HEY! YOU PROMISED ME THE ETERNAL BREATH ATTACK!:frust: :hot:
Seifer: Yeah, but its been taken by Eden.
Cerberus: WASN'T HE SUPPOSED TO HAVE SHOCKWAVE PULSAR?:hot:
Seifer: ...Whatever. (Three heads are better than one... ...and did I just said, whatever?)

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[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was Zell's day off

hahaha laugh at my funny joke

[King-Killer]

:lol: That one was good mobiletype

Nice Recap Hyperion4444 :up:

A Galbadian Guy, An Estar Guy, and a Balamb Guy get's lost in the desert.

One of them found a Magical Lamp...

Diablo gets out!

Diablo: Thank you for releasing me of my acursed prison.
Diablo: In return, I give you three wishes.

-------Outcome 1
Galbadian: Really?
Diablo: Nah, I'm just messing with you.. (...die!)

-------Outcome 2
Balamb Guy: Really?
Diablo: 1 each.

The guys thinks.
First one:
Galbadian Guy: I want to be life-long president of Galbadia.
Bang, he becomes president.

Estar Guy: I want my City, the city of Estar, to have a huge bubble over it so that no one can enter or exit it, make the exterior invisible.
Bang, cloaking barrier around the city of Estar.

Balamb Guy: You know that Barrier Bubble of the Estar Guy?
Diablo: Yes?
Balamb Guy: Fill it with water...

[McLovin']

Hehe.