Ruler of the world

[fallen_angel9000]

if u were ruler of the world, how would u rule it? details plz if possible^_^. i wouldnt want to rule the world, too much responsibility=/

[Flying Mullet]

if u were ruler of the world, how would u rule it?
As lazily as possible.

[KentaRawr!]

I'd rule it by making someone else rule. I'd lead it straight into the ground. >_>

[Old Manus]

In soviet russia, world rules YOU

[Twisted Tinkerbell]

If I ruled the world I would demand that Wales win the upcomming rugy world cup, and I would ban my mum from cooking another meal again in her life *goes green at thought* I don't know what else I would do, become a rock star maybe.

[Lost Number]

I would go to the most godforsaken part of Donegal, sit down, and wait very quietly. When I hear the nuclear explosion, THEN im gonna try and rule the world.

[Christmas]

I will destroy everything... I will create a monument to
non-existence!

[lovehurts]

That is a big responsibility.... I would most likely just make it up as I went. I could travel very easily and meet whomever I wanted to.

[Arrianna]

Very, very carefully.

(After several executions.)

[Kurui]

Muahahaha! Worldwide hugs and cookies festivals for the rest of forever! Anyone who objects.. I'll blast off into outer space :love:

[licence]

I would rule it as well as I could, but of course I would just allocate different jobs to different departments and they can come up with ideas and I'll decide if it's a good one or not.

[Madame Adequate]

Benevolently and with great wisdom, of course.

[Flying Mullet]

I will destroy everything... I will create a monument to
non-existence!
:thumb:

[Cloudstrife4003]

I'd give everyone a million dollars,try and cure cancer and other diseases,i'd be a good ruler!

[Spammerman]

id rule it well.

[LunarWeaver]

I'd rule it with fear and emoticons.

[Tasura]

Id lock myself in a dark room with the worlds supply of anime and rule the world absed upon the anime I was watching.

[McLovin']

Nothing.

[Decessus]

With an Iron Fist. You will all bow down to my greatness, and those who do not, shall perish! I will destroy all rebelion forces with a giant cannon, powered by the anguish of forsaken souls, from my giant space castle, and destroy several cities to controll the possibility of rebelion. I will station my demon guards at all cities, and supply little food to make them weak. And then, when I have run the world into the ground, we'll move on to the next planet, say, Mars. I will rule that planet, and many people will move there. I will then become a good king and say that I've changed my ways. Then, just when they start trusting me, I turn evil again.

[Tavrobel]

I will destroy everything... I will create a monument to
non-existence!

[Alive-Cat]

I would lead a drunken gang of boisterous rats around the city looting carpet stores, while simultaneously screaming "Bring back Thatcher!"

[I Am Stoner]

First of all I would give money to those who had none, then I would send aid to the middle east and the whole continent of africa, espetially kenya. Then I would smoke lots of reefer and fly away to the moon and whatch as humanity ruled over the earth as individual people not ruled by other men.

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: SPLIT PERSONALITIES FOR EVERYONE!!!! :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

Albedo: *laughs maniacally*

[ljkkjlcm9]

If I were ruler of the world? I'd probably be killed because there would be a bunch of people that hated me. I'm sure many people will say things like create peace, and help hunger, and give money to the poor. HELL NO. There has to be poor people. If there isn't there is no middle class, and no upper class. Poor is a requirement for everything else. Someone has to be poor for someone to be rich. I hate people that want to distribute money evenly, it doesn't work, seriously. But even what is consider a poor person in America has things such as, a TV and a car. That's not exactly poor. Anyways.... CloudStrife, if everyone had a million dollars, it would be worth nothing. Money is worth what it is because of how abundant it is. If everyone has a lot, it isn't worth anything.

You also can't get world peace, because some people hate others who have different beliefs, namely religion, than their own. I mean seriously people, when someone just wants you dead, you can't bring peace to that. I think... I'd abolish organized religion. That's right, no more churchs. (feel free to do whatever AT HOME) You want to know why? Can anyone tell me a single big war that hasn't had to do with religion? I can't think of any... seriously. Organized Religion will be the downfall of man, mark my words. It's great to have faith, but come on people, it gets taken to extremes, and throughout history, has caused more death than anything else.

What else would I do? Who knows, you'll find out in a few years.... hehe

THE JACKEL

[rubah]

I would make everyone I didn't like live underwater.

[fallen_angel9000]

jackal has a good point there........

[Psychotic]

How would I rule the world? Look around you - this is my domain. Pretty nifty, huh?

[Shoden]

.... It's not a state of "if", I will rule the world, sooner than you expect. I will rule it with an Iron fist, kicking the ass of those who defy me and people I just hate. I'd make EoFF a business and master the arts of ass kicking.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'd probably be a fascist military dictator. I'd rule the world with an iron fist and squash any attempted uprising. I would build statues in my honor and require that everyday at noon people praise me.

[licence]

To answer your question Jackal. I don't believe World War 1 was religion. I may be wrong however.

[daggertrepe]

I would have the world be at complete peace-or else!

[Cloudstrife4003]

I shall make psychotic my slave!!!!! i shall torture him and his turken! (TURKEY_CHICKEN)!!

[stuffing]

Communism for all! :mad2: yarr

[ljkkjlcm9]

well... depends. If you look back on it, it had a lot to do with Nationalism and countries trying to defend and expand. And Nationalism was called "The New Religion" so HA.

THE JACKEL

[Slicksword45]

I'd dig a hole to the center of the earth then blow it up! yay me!

[Reine]

Obviously I would remove free will.

"There shall be no free will, only MY will"

Perfect.

[Moon Rabbits]

I don't have to go into details, all I need to do is tell you about the signs that would line the streets:

"Stay in line and there won't be a need to smack you back in."

"Civil disobedience is still disobedience." (Maddox's poster, that one).

"The only question worth answering is 'How much should I smile?'"

"Everything is fine. Now go away."

"If you break, you will be replaced."

"My opinion is your fact."

[NorthernChaosGod]

I don't have to go into details, all I need to do is tell you about the signs that would line the streets:

"Stay in line and there won't be a need to smack you back in."

"Civil disobedience is still disobedience." (Maddox's poster, that one).

"The only question worth answering is 'How much should I smile?'"

"Everything is fine. Now go away."

"If you break, you will be replaced."

"My opinion is your fact."
*steals idea*

[Psydekick]

I would put the world at peace and get rid of money, that would end all suffering;)