Did you ever have this conflict?

[Peter_20]

Sometimes I'm getting into pointless quarrels with my little brother, and that's very annoying indeed.
He just doesn't get it that he should shut the hell up sometimes, and the most important part for him in these cases is to clearly stress that I'm "pissed off" and so on.

This is the typical scenario:

HIM: "Hellooooo!"
ME: "Mm, hello..."
HIM: "What are you doing, huh?"
ME: "Nothing special, really..."
HIM: "Hey, what the hell is the matter with you, are you ANGRY?"
ME: "...Ehm, no, why?"
HIM: "Damn, you sound angry. What's the matter, anyway?"
ME: "You think I'll feel better from your telling me I'm angry?"
HIM: "DAMN, you're pissed off, ffs! Stop this already!"
ME: "Just keep quiet..."
HIM: "What's wrong with you?! I can't talk to you, damn it, you're being so angry."
ME: "Shut up, I'm in no mood to talk right now..."
HIM: "Oh well, you could just keep being annoyed like that, then, I don't mind, it's not my problem, but what the heck, stop being like that, damn it!"
ME: "WHAT? YOU are the one who keeps annoying me, SHUT UP!"
HIM: "You're so damn hopeless."

And so on.
This sucks. :eep:

[Meat Puppet]

Haha. I have a brother exactly like that. He knows he's doing wrong, but he does it for kicks. Fortunately he lives a long way away from me now.

[Peegee]

Not to insult, but I've been having a lot of negative interactions with women, and he sounds like one right now.

By which I mean he's instigating arguments by accusing you of things that make no sense.

Slap him :D

[KentaRawr!]

Hmm... That sounds a lot like my older brother. :p

[licence]

Slap him :D

Greatest piece of advice I've heard all day.

[Fonzie]

Slap him :D

Quote of the day. Also quoted for truthiness

[fallen_angel9000]

my brother's the one who tells me to shutup even if im not talking to him... it gets annoying being told to shutup, so i just mimick him and we end up fighting. but u should slap ur bro or teach him a lesson:mad2: .

[Yuffie514]

i used to have those with my brother a loooong time ago. the most recent arguments are just when we play the same video-game and blame each other at losing point, which is well over the age of the new millenium...

[lovehurts]

My sister and I are a classic example of this.

[RyaMai]

I think a back-hander is in order.

[licence]

Nothing beats a good back hander. Thats why Pimps use them :D

[Cookie]

Me and my sis are like this too. Shes older but so damn annoyin'!!!!

[lovehurts]

I think a back-hander is in order.

Can I hit on your sig. Its hot....

Anways, violence is not the answer....or is it?

[Arrianna]

ahhh... here's a dissenting opinion. You are both acting like jerks. Cut it out and it will go away.

Yeah, I've been there. Who hasn't.

[RyaMai]

Can I hit on your sig. Its hot....



Hit away. ^.~

[Hambone]

I've never had this problem. Lock the door where ever you are.

[Agent Proto]

Siblings, gotta love them. :D

[JaytodaP]

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=beat

Replace "kid" with your brother. Problem solved forever. Warning: Contains Strong Language

[Leeza]

Sounds to me like you are sounding angry when you're responding to him, hence his questions.

[Cloudstrife4003]

My brother is exactly like yours!!!!

[Ramza Beoulve]

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/6514/littlebrotherkd3.gif

Wait a second...

I'm the Lil'Brother on my house...

O.o

*Runs all over the place escaping from his brother*

[Madame Adequate]

Not to insult, but I've been having a lot of negative interactions with women, and he sounds like one right now.

By which I mean he's instigating arguments by accusing you of things that make no sense.

Slap him :D

And now I understand why Peegee is so beloved.

[Shiny]

Reminds me of my sister constantly bugging me and asking me questions when I just want to be left alone. Until I realized, all she wants is to spend time with me; I'm trying to work that out now and I suggest you should try to do the same. It wouldn't hurt to be closer to your family members.

[nik0tine]

That sounds funnier if you read it in a swedish accent.

[lovehurts]

That sounds funnier if you read it in a swedish accent.

What does?

[Peter_20]

Sounds to me like you are sounding angry when you're responding to him, hence his questions.I didn't sound angry, I tried to make him understand that I felt in no mood to talk, hence my responding in a "dry" way.
In this situation, he should just stop whining forever.

EDIT:
Now what about the "Swedish accent" stuff? :)

[Breine]

It sounds familiar :eep: I guess that's just how it is to have siblings. There really isn't anything to do about it.

[Eiko Guy]

beat him up so bad he becomes a snotty crying mess and tell him if i say sto you better or this will happen again or go to his school and embarrass him

[nik0tine]

beat him up so bad he becomes a snotty crying mess and tell him if i say sto you better or this will happen again or go to his school and embarrass him

A+ advice.

[lovehurts]

STOP THE VIOLENE!!!!

[BakerMan]

All the time, only more of like what fallenangel9000 described. I usually start a debate with him but it usually turns into him saying things like Stupid, Idiot, or the famous "why don't you just shut up!". It's really annoying.

[Peter_20]

STOP THE VIOLENE!!!!:D

[Owen Macwere]

I used to have this with my lil sister, when we were younger, but now it got alittle less, she looks cool now, all I did is told her to leave me and shut up, or I will burn all her tiddy bears while she is asleep. :radred:

hahahahahahahaha........

[Old Manus]

Have a polite word and ask if he can be nice.