crazy kids!

[Mitch]

This morning I woke up with a hard hat, a bright yellow jacket, a huge parking sign and a phone that won't stop vibrating (now in freezer). I also have a significant lack of keys....

So what have you crazy kids woken up with lately?

Edit: found my keys

[Dreddz]

A comfy bed.

[nik0tine]

I woke up with nothing to look forward to. :(

[Rye]

Spongebob. ;)

[RoxasLeonhart]

y is your phone in the frezzer

[kikimm]

A face full of cat butt.

[SammieBabe]

Heartburn...:(

[Ryth]

On the floor without my pants, feeling tingly and dirty but thats normal.

[Shiny]

A face full of cat butt.
Sounds delightful and kinky.

I didn't wake up this morning, because I slept late. If I did I would probably have said something like, "Zomg, morning is too early and I don't like breakfast." Then I would've fallen back to sleep. :)

[Christmas]

I usually woke up to see my room tidied up and my work all done by the seven little elves that reside in some hidden elven corner of my room. :bigsmile:

[Trumpet Thief]

I woke up with 1,000,000 in hand, two women by my side, and a nice smile. :cool:

[Mitch]

y is your phone in the frezzer

where else am i supposed to put it?

[Christmas]

I put my phone in the oven to keep it warm and cozy. :bigsmile:

[Tasura]

Who wakes up in the morning?

Anyway, when I woke up the phone was on my desk, my fan was off and the sun was coming in my window.

[~SapphireStar~]

Woke up to see my scary reflection in my TV!

[Old Manus]

Marick :-/

[Rainecloud]

I wake up with a nose full of allergies.

[Araciel]

woke up on my couch and the big lebowski was on tv

[Owen Macwere]

Woke up to see my cousin's face staring at me. *Shivers*

[sephirothishere]

Heartburn...

/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif...you must be really old.....
one crazy day probably sometime after noon...i woke up feelin like not tired at all....and also i had my pants on...which is very unusual...i was scared too.....

[Anaisa]

This morning when I woke up, there were pencil sharpenings in my bed. They certainly weren't there when I got into bed. So I don't know how they ended up there.

[Araciel]

This morning when I woke up, there were pencil sharpenings in my bed. They certainly weren't there when I got into bed. So I don't know how they ended up there.

was there any money in your bed when you went to sleep? if so, you may have been visited by the reverse pencil-sharpenings fairy

[Kuroshima]

Someone tryign to take my poptarts!

[Decessus]

I hit my head on the garbage lid. It really hurt.

Oh, and on a less significant note, a nail was driven into my forehead.

[Khaotic]

A face full of cat butt.
That's hawt.

[~*~Celes~*~]

Woke up to: a headache that's just now going away, my mom yelling at me to wake up, and a nice, cozy bed.

[oddler]

I hit my head on the garbage lid. It really hurt.

:oscar:

I wake up most of the time.

[Anaisa]

This morning when I woke up, there were pencil sharpenings in my bed. They certainly weren't there when I got into bed. So I don't know how they ended up there.

was there any money in your bed when you went to sleep? if so, you may have been visited by the reverse pencil-sharpenings fairyThere wasn't any money in my bed, but there was money beside my bed.

[Sylvie]

I woke up with a girl on my bed. Best day EVER.

[Rye]

Spongebob. ;D

No, seriously, I have a spongebob pillow. xD

[Giga Guess]

A face full of cat butt.

[Owen Macwere]

Heartburn...

http://forums.eyesonff.com/xxx.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/xxx.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/xxx.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/xxx.gif...you must be really old.....

Heartburn not heartattack. :eep:

[Madame Adequate]

Spongebob. ;D

No, seriously, I have a spongebob pillow. xD

It's just a shame you use it for stuff other than resting your head. =(

I woke up to an empty glass, one which ought to have contained water. This saddened me.