What would you do?

[Shoden]

Let's say one day people randomly started turning into zombies in your town or country and only you and a few mates aswell as EoFF (except BoB who's already a zombie) were left unaffected, what would you do for survival? Me? I'd go around whacking off their heads or screaming like a girl down the streets. Or robbing banks. It'll happen one day. I know it.

[Christmas]

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/7329/lameih2.jpg

[theundeadhero]

Invite them over for beer and BBQ.

[Araciel]

this depends...are we talkin old-school shambling hordes or new, super fast zombies the likes of new dawn of the dead or 28 days later...

in either case i would most likely try to set up a fortress like in the super awesome charlton heston movie 'the omega man'

that would be cool...although i would be super bummed that the world had gone to hell

[Flying Mullet]

...and only you and a few mates aswell as EoFF were left unaffected...
Why is EoFF safe? I sure wouldn't be spending any time on the forums if the world was zombified.

[Old Manus]

I would get a lockpick. It might be handy if I, the master of unlocking, had one with me.

[Rye]

I'd lock myself in a pub and play some Queen on a jukebox.

[Araciel]

I would get a lockpick. It might be handy if I, the master of unlocking, had one with me.

BARRY, where's BARRY?

oh... and
http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/cmdstore_1910_166259142

he would help ya fight all the zombies, no doubt

[Old Manus]

I would get a lockpick. It might be handy if I, the master of unlocking, had one with me.

BARRY, where's BARRY?
He's a BARRY SANDWICH!

[Shoden]

we all know that the only way to kill these buggers is by either removing the head or destroying the brain. Wait there's one in my garden now. Would you enjoy it or run away screaming like Old Manus?

[Old Manus]

I would run away screaming.

[Zeldy]

Oh shut up Im petrifyed of zombies ;_____________;

[I Am Stoner]

Well, im an extremly good aim with a shotgun and have my dads pick axe, so I would probably go crazy and suddenly get a craving for zombie blood.

[Flying Mullet]

I would run away screaming.
Like an Old Manus.

[Eminem's_No.1_Fan]

say
"you look a lot like Michael Jackson"

[theundeadhero]

<i>"Say, you look a lot like Michael Jackson too."</i>

[Shiny]

Milla Jovovich will save me.

http://www.scifi.com/sfw/issue386/milla1.jpg

[starseeker]

I would find as many dangerous weapons as possible.

[Christmas]

I would run away screaming.


SCREAMING FOR BROTHER.

[Old Manus]

WHY IS THIS HATE ON OLD MANUS DAY

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

I would run up to a nearby save point and save my game. Then I would look inside my inventory and not have to worry about anything

[Vikeve]

Well if you cant beat them join them i guess. i want brains....brains.....

[BizarroSephiroth]

Shaun of the Dead!!! I'd get a cricket racket and bash em over the head.

[Resha]

I'd become a zombie too. :raddddish:

[Dreddz]

Wee on them from my balcony.

[Spiffing Cheese]

I'd lock myself in a pub and play some Queen on a jukebox.

:heart:

Didn't that happen with the last zombie thread? I can't remember who it was but lots of Shaun of the Dead was quoted and it was awesome.

[Eureka]

everyone could kill the zombies.. and pay for genetic research into making ff creatures.. and make the world into an rpg :D lol :P

[themagicroundabout]

I would try and find a zombie that looks like Winston Churchill.

[Eureka]

I would try and find a zombie that looks like Winston Churchill.

wouldnt be hard

SWISH! lmao

[theundeadhero]

Wee on them from my balcony.
You can't just go around wee-ing on zombies because you don't like them. I could understand maybe a random zombie or two, with some normal people mixed in between, but only hitting up the zombies isn't right. It's not their fault they like to eat brains. How would you like it if a bunch of cows starting to run around wee-ing on you because you like to eat hamburgers and steak? Surely it would be much better if the cows went around wee-ing on people, squirrels, and beavers alike. I hope a cow or a zombie wees on you! :mad2:

[Vikeve]

Well, im an extremly good aim with a shotgun and have my dads pick axe, so I would probably go crazy and suddenly get a craving for zombie blood.

Nevermind, i want to be with I am stoner he seems prepared. That or i will become his Zombie sidekick.

[Twisted Tinkerbell]

I as gonna hide with I am Stoner, as I cannot aim, maybe I'll jsu get a really big sword and hide in a tree in the middle of nowhere.

[lovehurts]

Well I would have to find what music they like then Id play it and let them party then Id drive through and crash there party with a semi and Id get straight out of town.

[Psychotic]

How (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showpost.php?p=1506702&postcount=2) many (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showpost.php?p=1676666&postcount=33) times (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showpost.php?p=1142263&postcount=28) will it take for you people to get the message? One more? Goody. I'd make out with a zombie, for it is my life's ambition.

[Mirage]

We need guns. Lots of guns.

[Twisted Tinkerbell]

Psy, if you make out with a zombie can I film it, put it on the internet and then make money out of it? Please?

[I Am Stoner]

Psy, if you make out with a zombie can I film it, put it on the internet and then make money out of it? Please?

Hmm, undead porn. Sounds interesting. ROFL!! Not really. *Realises what he just said. Slaps himself with a cattle prod* Damn my dark evil desires!