this'll rack your brain for a while.

[Jowy]

<a href=http://timecube.com/>IGNORING TIMECUBE IS EVIL.</a>

[The Devil Man]

I didn't really like reading that. It was pretty stupid.

[KentaRawr!]

I stopped after the red text. :tongue:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Too long!

[Old Manus]

They didn't teach me that one in primary school science!

[The Devil Man]

I read it one more time...

Well... about 10 lines.

It's just stupid! Very, very stupid! I've killed some poor innocent brain cells reading that garbage :eek:

[Meat Puppet]

Oh, I remember this thing. Thanks for that. I needed a laugh.

[Levian]

I wonder how many clicked next page at the bottom there. I didn't.

[Giga Guess]

I didn't even get that far. To sway me you have to provide more proof than "I'm right because if you say I'm not you're just stupid, so there! You don't count!"

[Mirage]

lol religion.

[Dignified Pauper]

stupid and i didn't read much. It was pretty stupid though.

[Jowy]

Hence why it's a challenge to read all of his moronic ramblings. <3

[Fuego]

Earth Opposites should split
apart - and cascade molten
lava upon God Worshippers,
for they are the evil on Earth.
If god is your father, your mother is a whore.

Nuff said >.<

[Hambone]

Too lazy to read.

[Nominus Experse]

That was a waste of my time... I seriously thought it may actually do something other than just ramble stupid lines over and over again, but alas...

And the text pissed me off. I am not a large fan of gargantuan text in alternating colours. And yes, I can ignore you - I did so by closing that idiotic window of rambling bull/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif. Whoever wrote this suffers from a delusional thought that they are intelligent and/or have a bloated ego that ought to be dealt with.

God, what a fucking waste of time...

[feona17]

I post on these boards to waste time and cure boredom, not create it. kthx. <3

[Medi]

I stopped reading it pretty soon. There is no reason for me to waste my time on that crap.

[rubah]

-1*-1=-1 was rather interesting, but the rest not so xD

[Roto13]

MAINED IN FOREIGN LANDS

[Spatvark]

It's hilarious that this guy lectured at MIT, they must have been pissing themselves with laughter.

[Ryth]

lol religion.

[Divexel]

-cracks up laughing-

Wow, I love junk like this...

[Giga Guess]

Seriously, if I see the work "queer" on that site one more time, I'm gonna hunt him bown and bitch slap him to death.

[Mitch]

MEH

[Peegee]

That is hilarious. Have you seen the techTV or w/e interview of the guy?

[Madame Adequate]

I think Cubic, I am wisest. You think self, you are evil. Your Professors are stupid evil Liars, and fear the Time Cube Truth.

This is truly a profound, revolutionary statement. I thank this website for telling us the truth.

[Laugh at face of Danger]

Didn't even read it and i'm bored. Wow.

[Tavrobel]

If god is your father, your mother is a whore.

The half of Earth seen from space, cannot exist without
the opposite half not seen... existing as opposite values.

When adults go to heaven, children still living on Earth will burn in the hell that adults created for them. Love of God is hate for child.

The greatest part to the entire theory is that
A: he's got absolutely no proof in the slightest, and if anything, counter-proof
B: he probably wrote this drunk off his ass.


Wikipedia allowing the educated stupid to evaluate the 4 simultaneous 24 hr. days within a single rotation of Earth, equates allowing atheist to proof-read the bible.

This single statement is how you know that the author of these statements has no idea what he is talking about, even without everything else. Can you honestly believe that Wikipedia is a reliable source of information?

I myself am currently halfway down, and I find this the biggest laugh I have ever read. Good job, Jowy.

EDIT: More gold.

Adam and Eve were created at the same time, but sexless. A rib was removed from eve and a hole left to make a woman of her. The rib was stuck on Adam to make a man of him - and Eve is still trying to get her rib back.

[edczxcvbnm]

That is too long. Isn't there like...a 1 paragraph version?

[Tavrobel]

Here's the summary. The world only exists because it is made of two parts, which are inherently opposite (E.g., male/female). Singularity (non-pluralism) is evil, which means academics, which teaches singularity, religions, and those who allow this perpetuation, are ALL evil. Opposition will only amount to a zero sum game, which is what is desired. +1*+1=+1, and -1*-1=-1 (there's more stuff about math isn't correct math, but it's not worth discussing). People are stupid for believing that what is taught is true, and that Cubism (which goes by six different names in the teaching) is THE WISEST, most complete, and most accurate of all teachings. It's not a theory, as it provides proof (which is all questionable, or complete lies at best). The world is made of four corners that rotate simultaneously, and move because one of them moves.



Just as Word viruses are destructive in human made computers, there is a deadly Word virus spreading within the English Language.

Time Cube is above academic comprehension. Universities equate doomed Towers of Babble.