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eestlinc
08-24-2006, 09:07 AM
I was a monkey. What do you think that means?

Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
08-24-2006, 09:08 AM
I don't know what it means, but, did you eat bananas?

eestlinc
08-24-2006, 09:13 AM
I ate the unbent banana, but it tasted like crap.

-N-
08-24-2006, 09:15 AM
Sounds like a failed attempt at...

Meat Puppet
08-24-2006, 09:16 AM
The monkey is clearly a loser.

Alive-Cat
08-24-2006, 09:43 AM
Let's kill it.
But only if it asks us.

eestlinc
08-24-2006, 10:16 AM
what would the monkey ask you?

Slade
08-24-2006, 10:38 AM
Could you pass the ketchup, please?
You can't have a banana without ketchup. I mean, come on.

Captain Maxx Power
08-24-2006, 11:23 AM
I was a monkey. What do you think that means?

That you're bananas.

Cz
08-24-2006, 01:16 PM
I didn't realise monkeys could speak Spanish.

Dignified Pauper
08-24-2006, 01:21 PM
what would the monkey ask you?


let's ask Jojo

Mitch
08-24-2006, 02:12 PM
i totally get where you're coming from

Bart's Friend Milhouse
08-24-2006, 02:26 PM
I was a monkey. What do you think that means?

Were you nominated for a best Supporting Role Oscar for 2001:A Space Odyssey?

Hawkeye
08-24-2006, 03:09 PM
I was a monkey. What do you think that means?
You are the reason for the AIDS epidemic? Prepare to die, scum.

Levian
08-24-2006, 03:26 PM
It's the password in the Zanarkand Ruins. You get these clues. key and mon. It's really clever.

Sunny Day Suicide
08-24-2006, 03:28 PM
I don't know, but I do know I heard this from when Beck was rapping in the song "Loser".

Resha
08-24-2006, 03:30 PM
Tu un perdedo. (El no hablo Espanyol but whateveryol.)

I think maybe it means you are more evolved than the rest of your species.

Breine
08-24-2006, 03:40 PM
...Eh? o_O

bipper
08-24-2006, 03:50 PM
It prolly hints at monkeys underdog status in the evolutionary chain. Saying something like he is behind the times.

Yamaneko
08-24-2006, 06:45 PM
While there is nothing that can determine superiority in the animal kingdom since all species adapt very well to their respective environments (they'd die out if they didn't), the chimpanzee proves to be more versatile when it comes to this adaptive process. Now we must ask ourselves, is this slight advantage over the monkey only present because the jungle and surrounding grasslands are so competitive, that those working together survive longer and even flourish? Perhaps, but taking the example of the chimp and its bonobo neighbour across the river reveals another part to this story. Smaller size and smaller brains, but their skills and ability to form tight communities allowed them to grow in their environment essentially unchallenged. I think the question is, are you a bonobo in a world of chimpanzees?

Fred
08-24-2006, 07:43 PM
Yamaneko is wrong.

It means Beck is a talentless stoner.

eestlinc
08-24-2006, 08:12 PM
hey now why you have to bring Beck into all of this?

Cz
08-24-2006, 09:33 PM
Who? :confused:

Old Manus
08-24-2006, 09:36 PM
Because I touch you at night.

Wait, that wasn't it...

Sunny Day Suicide
08-24-2006, 09:36 PM
Who? :confused:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/31/Beck_Hansen.jpg/220px-Beck_Hansen.jpg
Beck, dude, Beck.


He's awsome. Listen to E-Pro or New Pollution if you wanna start listening to him.

Cz
08-24-2006, 09:50 PM
Who? :confused:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/31/Beck_Hansen.jpg/220px-Beck_Hansen.jpg
Beck, dude, Beck.


He's awsome. Listen to E-Pro or New Pollution if you wanna start listening to him.You're totally confused, my friend. But then, I guess that's nobody's fault but my own.

lovehurts
08-24-2006, 09:52 PM
Who? :confused:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/31/Beck_Hansen.jpg/220px-Beck_Hansen.jpg
Beck, dude, Beck.


He's awsome. Listen to E-Pro or New Pollution if you wanna start listening to him.You're totally confused, my friend. But then, I guess that's nobody's fault but my own.

Do you think for him?

Sunny Day Suicide
08-24-2006, 09:56 PM
You're totally confused, my friend. But then, I guess that's nobody's fault but my own.

You asked who, buddy.

Miriel
08-24-2006, 10:23 PM
I could probably tell you if I hadn't dropped my Anthropology: History of Human Origins class yesterday.

Alive-Cat
08-24-2006, 11:04 PM
A song related to this title was playing when I first drunk beer.

eestlinc
08-24-2006, 11:05 PM
There's always something missing, Miriel.

Sunny Day Suicide
08-25-2006, 12:02 AM
A song related to this title was playing when I first drunk beer.

Was it a white guy rapping and in the chorus he's talking about how he is a loser?

bipper
08-25-2006, 04:38 AM
Does beck resmble lovehurts to anyone else?

Divexel
08-25-2006, 04:44 AM
Well. I evolved from a rat. They had the same chances as monkeys, so know.

Smart creatures, rats.

Dignified Pauper
08-25-2006, 05:32 AM
I was a monkey. What do you think that means?

Jojo is your second account.

eestlinc
08-25-2006, 07:51 AM
I am famous for second accounts.

Hawkeye
08-25-2006, 02:29 PM
Actually, your second accounts are even more famous than eestlinc.

eestlinc
08-25-2006, 09:48 PM
Yea, I'm tricky like that.

KentaRawr!
08-25-2006, 09:54 PM
In the time of the chimpanzees... you were a monkey?

It means you were different (Monkey), and the inferior, more COMMON type (Chimpanzees) made fun of you for being different.

Mitch
08-25-2006, 11:36 PM
You're blazed. That is what it is.