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fallen_angel9000
08-26-2006, 12:12 AM
ok.... say ur a pirate. one evening all the other crew members were gonna go mutny on the captain and were gonna kill anyone who got in their way or wouldnt help. what would u do? i would take a life boat and supplies and abandon ship.......

Captain Maxx Power
08-26-2006, 12:15 AM
ok.... say ur a pirate. one evening all the other crew members were gonna go mutny on the captain and were gonna kill anyone who got in their way or wouldnt help. what would u do? i would take a life boat and supplies and abandon ship.......

Have you been reading my Nightmare book again?

Tavrobel
08-26-2006, 12:16 AM
NEVAR! MAXX POWER IS THE HIGHEST AUTHORITY! THOSE WHO DO NOT BELIEVE IN MAXX POWER WILL FAIL!

EDIT: Jebus snakin' christ, Maxx, why do you ALWAYS have to get a post before I do?

lovehurts
08-26-2006, 12:16 AM
ok.... say ur a pirate. one evening all the other crew members were gonna go mutny on the captain and were gonna kill anyone who got in their way or wouldnt help. what would u do? i would take a life boat and supplies and abandon ship.......

You arent much of a pirate if you cant rid of a captain . ...you starve to death quickly on your small life raft on the great sea. If the waves didnt kill you in an hour youd be dead of starvation in a week or so...

ARGH!!! you be a pirate of too good of morality.

Pirates are like cowboys of the sea but even meaner and more daring.

Decessus
08-26-2006, 12:17 AM
Become a ninja.

I Am Stoner
08-26-2006, 12:23 AM
Actually nick all the boose and swim away with it.

Captain Maxx Power
08-26-2006, 12:25 AM
EDIT: Jebus snakin' christ, Maxx, why do you ALWAYS have to get a post before I do?

I have a little beacon attached to my wrist that informs me when a pirate-based thread is created on EoFF. I then get to the nearest internet connection and respond accordingly.

fallen_angel9000
08-26-2006, 01:33 AM
ok.... say ur a pirate. one evening all the other crew members were gonna go mutny on the captain and were gonna kill anyone who got in their way or wouldnt help. what would u do? i would take a life boat and supplies and abandon ship.......

Have you been reading my Nightmare book again?

i dont know:tongue: .....

Venom
08-26-2006, 01:35 AM
Somehow I think Time Travel would work.

Fuego
08-26-2006, 02:16 AM
I'd get Bella Lugosi to help me ... accompanied of course by a Bauhaus sing along :D

We'd kill everyone to a nice sheen of ... Undead :lol:


***EDIT***

But i like the Pilfering the hootch and calling it a day idea too ! :goofy:
*cheers I am stoner on*

Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
08-26-2006, 05:03 AM
I would never be a pirate. I may hide on a pirate ship though. But that is pretty risky, even for a ninja of my skill.

Psychotic
08-26-2006, 05:26 AM
If I were a Pirate Red Mage, which I'm not (but for the next elections, who knows!) I'd surely stick one in Cap'n Maxx's neck.

Rengori
08-26-2006, 07:10 AM
Mutiny. That's always fun. Though it'd probably be less overthrowing to allow the next in power to come of being and more just plain assassination since I'd probably be a ninja anyway.

Alive-Cat
08-26-2006, 11:41 AM
Mutiny's are fun, and good for the soul.

boys from the dwarf
08-26-2006, 11:59 AM
id join the mob then kill the captain and take his hat. all hail the new captain!

Levian
08-26-2006, 12:16 PM
Depends if I'm the captain or not. Heck, I'd probably join in either way.

Sefie1999AD
08-26-2006, 12:40 PM
Assuming Maxx Power is the captain, I'd first sprinkle some Faerie Dust all over myself and use it to fly away. When the captain is about to walk down the plank, I'd tell him, "Fly, Maxx! Just believe, and you can do it!" The captain jumps down the plank but he starts to fly before he hits the water. Then the captain and I pick up our weapons and prepare to take back the ship, with the captain yelling at the traitors, "You're all going down!"

Dreddz
08-26-2006, 12:56 PM
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Captain Maxx Power
08-26-2006, 12:58 PM
If I were a Pirate Red Mage, which I'm not (but for the next elections, who knows!) I'd surely stick one in Cap'n Maxx's neck.

You have no idea how rock-socking that idea is. The joining part, not the sticking a sword through my neck.


Assuming Maxx Power is the captain, I'd first sprinkle some Faerie Dust all over myself and use it to fly away. When the captain is about to walk down the plank, I'd tell him, "Fly, Maxx! Just believe, and you can do it!" The captain jumps down the plank but he starts to fly before he hits the water. Then the captain and I pick up our weapons and prepare to take back the ship, with the captain yelling at the traitors, "You're all going down!"

:love:

Madame Adequate
08-26-2006, 01:12 PM
I would stay loyal to the captain and survive, kill the dirty mutineers and sail on to port. Cap'n Maxx would reward me well :jess:

KentaRawr!
08-26-2006, 01:52 PM
Depends on why I'm a pirate. Am I a pirate that likes to travel and I happen to steal on the way? Am I a pirate just because I like stealing? Am I a pirate because I wanted to kill people?

Lets go with the third one. That captain was pretty stupid, and that gives me an excuse to kill him.

Bart's Friend Milhouse
08-26-2006, 01:55 PM
I think it's probably best to stay loyal to the captain else he might delete the usernote (http://forums.eyesonff.com/usernote.php?u=20423) he sent you regarding your membership

NorthernChaosGod
08-26-2006, 09:44 PM
Being the captain, and all-knowing, I'd kill all the mutinous bastards in their sleep and make port as soon as possible to fine me a new crew.

No.78
08-26-2006, 10:21 PM
Mutiny. I never get to kill indiscriminately, where's my FUN?

Resha
08-26-2006, 10:23 PM
I'd become friends with the fishies in the sea. :roll:

Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
08-26-2006, 10:31 PM
Mutiny The Captain (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=6610)? NEVER!

Tifa's Real Lover(really
08-27-2006, 01:24 AM
hide

Saku
08-27-2006, 02:14 AM
Take all the gold and treasure while the rest of them are bckering over mutiny and such

Del Murder
08-27-2006, 09:08 AM
I think it would be time to go in that case.

~SapphireStar~
08-27-2006, 10:14 AM
Join the mutiny. Better then being cast into shark infested waters. Avast!

Sefie1999AD
08-27-2006, 10:38 AM
Join the mutiny. Better then being cast into shark infested waters. Avast!

Captain Jack Sparrow loves mutineers, doesn't he? ;) Are you sure you don't want to end up like Bootstrap Bill instead? xD