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Spammerman
08-26-2006, 05:12 AM
do u own any funnt shirts/ cool shirts? the funniest shirts i own say
Blue shirt
Shirt says:
You know you are in the mushroom kingdom when...
Mushrooms make you bigger.
Pipes send you to the warp zone.
You keep finding gold coins.
Stars make you invincible.
Head-butting bricks is a good idea.
Toad-stools talk to you.
Turtles attack you.
Vegetables make you fly.
Flowers try to bite you.
The Shy Guys are after you.
You're after the princess.
Your best friend is a dinosaur named Yoshi.


Green
Shirt says:
All I know I learned from Zelda
Listen to wise old wizards.
Princesses are worth saving.
Pick up coins whenever you can.
Stay out of dungeons.
Avoid the undead.
Find the magic sword.
Everybody needs jewels.
Wisdom Power and Courage are the Triforce.
I'm the chosen one.


i also have one that says sarcasm is the body's natural defense against stupidity

Rengori
08-26-2006, 05:27 AM
The funniest shirt I have right now says "Unfortunately school starts before I get up."

feona17
08-26-2006, 05:39 AM
The funniest T-shirt I have is a picture of Lucy from Peanuts, and she's pregnant. It also has caption that says "Damn you Charlie Brown" ..No one really gets it unless if they actually take a second to look at it. -_-

Araciel
08-26-2006, 07:00 AM
my favourite t shirt is a black t shirt that says, in big bold white letters
"t-shirt"

Psydekick
08-26-2006, 09:06 AM
I never reallly owned any of them but one of my m8s has one that says "My other shirt is dirty"

Meat Puppet
08-26-2006, 09:17 AM
People must stare at you a long time, wearing shirts like that.

I don't wear shirts to make people laugh.

I guess the funniest shirt I've seen was one with two rabbits partnering on it. But not really. I don't often look at chests, and shirts don't interest me very much.

Jowy
08-26-2006, 09:18 AM
I have a shirt that says ERIC on it in big letters with a star around it.

Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
08-26-2006, 09:26 AM
I wear plain white shirts. People seem to find that funny. Especially if I have had a Sharpie. I have one shirt that I went all crazy on and turned it into a Captain Planet shrine. :p

Jowy
08-26-2006, 09:47 AM
We've turned a myriad of plain white t-shirts into offensive and amusing ones as well with the help of Sharpies. Putting 'smurf me hard' on one side, and then 'smurf me harder - (814) 860-1583' on the back was an awesome idea. Go ahead and call the number too, it isn't me. ;)

Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
08-26-2006, 09:51 AM
Haha. That is awesome. I made one shirt that was all about how much I like vegetarians because they leave more meat for me. It also said something offensive to vegans on it.

Then I have another that is an insult in German. And another that has an alien I drew on it, then it says 'Earth is full, go home.'

Alive-Cat
08-26-2006, 11:38 AM
I hate funny and I despise laughter. I live in the dark and don't need clothes.

loinharte
08-27-2006, 12:03 AM
one shirt says notknow im busy [guy sittin on couch game controller in hand]

another says miner are bigger
[squrriel holding 2 acorns in air]

I Am Stoner
08-27-2006, 12:06 AM
I have one that says.

DOPE! You are what you smoke.

Also,

WARNING: DESTRUCTION OF BRAINCELLS IN PROGERSS and a picture of a drunk person.

Vaincast
08-27-2006, 12:07 AM
"You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you cause you're all the same", meh

mooglebunni608
08-27-2006, 12:20 AM
"I is a college student"
"Keep your mouth shut and apear stupid, or open it and remove all doubt"
"Been drinking from the fountain of stupid again, I see"
"Save the IRS"
"Plays well with dead people"
^_^

rubah
08-27-2006, 12:23 AM
"You could run out of air and die,
You could get the bends and die,
You could get attacked by a shark and die.

OR you could stay at home, fall off the couch and die.

Dive St. Croix"

Decessus
08-27-2006, 12:24 AM
"I'm no good at empathy. How about some sarcasm?"

Zeldy
08-27-2006, 12:24 AM
I don't have any funny shirts ;___;
The only midly amusing shirt I have would be a Scary Miss Mary one that says "Out of the frying pan and into the fire" and has a picture of a girl with a teddy bears head on a frying pan. ;D

Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
08-27-2006, 12:26 AM
"You could run out of air and die,
You could get the bends and die,
You could get attacked by a shark and die.

OR you could stay at home, fall off the couch and die.

Dive St. Croix"

OMG that is awesome. Hah. I was supposed to go diving yesterday yesterday too. Crazy.

rubah
08-27-2006, 01:04 AM
It was one of my favorite shirts for a long time. Definitely not something you'd find other people at school wearing xD

Levian
08-27-2006, 01:10 AM
If only my shirt was funny.

Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
08-27-2006, 01:23 AM
It was one of my favorite shirts for a long time. Definitely not something you'd find other people at school wearing xD
Yeah. I know. I used to wear Amphibious Outfitter shirts all the time. These are the ones I had. The 'Add Water' and the 'Slay the Dragon' ones are my favorites.

Fuego
08-27-2006, 01:49 AM
I have a shirt that says

I am trying to see thing from your point of view, but i can't stick my head that far up my ass >.<

and one that says F**k It

DarkLadyNyara
08-27-2006, 04:11 AM
"So when's the wizard getting back to you about that brain?"

"Allow me to introduce my selves."

And my favorite:

"I'm multi-talented. I can talk and annoy you at the same time!"

KentaRawr!
08-27-2006, 04:12 AM
I got a Coca-Cola shirt for the sole purpose of writing "Pepsi is better" on it. I'd say it's a funny shirt. :p

Sylvie
08-27-2006, 04:14 AM
I have a shirt that says "DEVO" on it.

I suck. :(

Shlup
08-27-2006, 04:26 AM
I have this one:
http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/engrish-store_1906_8649823

Fuego
08-27-2006, 04:53 AM
I have a shirt that says

A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth,

and i made one that says

HELP ! That midget just stole my Crack !

Roto13
08-27-2006, 04:57 AM
Giga Guess has an awesome camouflage print one that says "You can't see me!"

Since I saw that, I haven't been able to look at camo anything without laughing! XD

Sunny Day Suicide
08-27-2006, 05:13 AM
do u own any funnt shirts/ cool shirts? the funniest shirts i own say
Blue shirt
Shirt says:
You know you are in the mushroom kingdom when...
Mushrooms make you bigger.
Pipes send you to the warp zone.
You keep finding gold coins.
Stars make you invincible.
Head-butting bricks is a good idea.
Toad-stools talk to you.
Turtles attack you.
Vegetables make you fly.
Flowers try to bite you.
The Shy Guys are after you.
You're after the princess.
Your best friend is a dinosaur named Yoshi.


Green
Shirt says:
All I know I learned from Zelda
Listen to wise old wizards.
Princesses are worth saving.
Pick up coins whenever you can.
Stay out of dungeons.
Avoid the undead.
Find the magic sword.
Everybody needs jewels.
Wisdom Power and Courage are the Triforce.
I'm the chosen one.


i also have one that says sarcasm is the body's natural defense against stupidity

That's not funny. Either one.


I have these boxers that say hang loose. I also have a shirt with a dude holding a newspaper saying "I get it everymorning". You'd people have to be dumb not to get it.

Quindiana Jones
08-27-2006, 02:04 PM
I like biker one's. My fave was white and had "If you can read this; the bitch fell off" written on the back in black letters. So funny.


Also, at a holiday camp (*bows head*), the bar staff had great ones. On the back it said summat bout the shirts with "Ask me for one" underneath, and the front said SEE ME IN THE BUFFet. How I larffed.

Fuego
08-27-2006, 04:46 PM
That's not funny. Either one.

I have these boxers that say hang loose. I also have a shirt with a dude holding a newspaper saying "I get it everymorning". You'd people have to be dumb not to get it.
....I don't get it ............. ;)

Sunny Day Suicide
08-27-2006, 06:13 PM
I like biker one's. My fave was white and had "If you can read this; the bitch fell off" written on the back in black letters. So funny.

Lol, I gotta tell my bro about that shirt.

Resha
08-27-2006, 06:17 PM
I have one that says Royal Shakespeare Company...

...yeah, it was the best I could do at such short notice. :( I'm not into the whole stare-at-the-witty-words-upon-my-chest thing, I guess.

Quindiana Jones
08-27-2006, 10:14 PM
But it's always the best excuse! ;)

Twisted Tinkerbell
08-27-2006, 11:13 PM
My Mum brought me a t-shirt that says
Coffee...
Chocolate...
Men...

Some things are just better rich!

Another one that my aunt brought me says

If you think I'm a bitch you should meet my mother.

boys from the dwarf
08-28-2006, 09:50 AM
this thread reminds me of something. ive always wanted something saying.

"instant fire, just add water."

ive also seen some funny fridge magnets.

E.G.

"marrying a man for love then discovering he has no money."

Quindiana Jones
08-28-2006, 11:34 AM
"instant fire, just add water."


LoLzOrDs.