What game character would you most like to poke in the eye with a rusty fork?

[Rengori]

Read the title, there's your topic.

[Jowy]

The obligatory barrier changing RPG boss. Whoever it may be in whatever game it may be.

[Araciel]

two words

cy clops

cause then he's blind

[Markus. D]

*waits for anti-aerith people to join thread*


ummmm, wolverine.

[Rostum]

Probably Allen from Xenosaga. ;o

[NorthernChaosGod]

Cait Sith.

[DanteV9]

I'll piiiiiiiiiiick.... Tingle!

[4evarisha]

Brother from FFX-2.

[Raebus]

Sephiroth.

[Griff]

Sephiroth.

[KentaRawr!]

Darth Holmes! =D

Wait...

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

Nemesis. Then he wouldn't be able to see me

[Raebus]

Nemesis. Then he wouldn't be able to see me

Nemesis from resident evil 3 or the ff nemesis? It wouldnt matter if your talking about the re version, he's an utter badass with a heart of pure blackness. Without sight, he'd still have his tentacles squirming up your ass faster than you can say "this is going to be fun".

[Eureka]

Raiden from mgs2.. suprised anyone hasnt mentioned him yet lol

[Raebus]

I'm sure you'll change your opinion when you see him in mgs 4.

[Sunny Day Suicide]

I'd poke Galuf from FFV but I'm sure he'll poke me back with something better.

[Dreddz]

I'd like to poke Vivi's eyes with a rusty fork :)

[Erdrick Holmes]

Otacon from the MGS series.

[Roto13]

Brother from FFX-2.

He and his creepy incest.

[Breine]

Brother from FFX-2.

He and his creepy incest.

Couldn't agree more. That guy really gets on my nerves. Oh, and maybe Jin-Pachi from Tekken 5 just because he's... lame :eep:

[No.78]

I agree with Brother and Jinpachi... And I'll add Xianghua from soul calibur.

JUST KIDDI- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ME EYE!!!

[Vaincast]

Sain from Fire Emblem 7

[Gnostic Yevon]

Shinra -- FFX-2

Zidane -- FF9

Ellen -- Grandia II

Shion -- Xenosaga I

Daxter -- Jak & Daxter

[Eureka]

I'm sure you'll change your opinion when you see him in mgs 4.

i have.. hes ruined the role of the ninja.. grey fox is the only cool ninja

[Eiko Guy]

Shinra -- FFX-2

Zidane -- FF9

Ellen -- Grandia II

Shion -- Xenosaga I

Daxter -- Jak & Daxter
if you mean elena from grandia 2 i wanna poke you in the eye with a fork

[~SapphireStar~]

I agree with Brother from FFX & X2 and also Rikku.

[Markus. D]

Brother from FFX-2.

He and his creepy incest.

Couldn't agree more. That guy really gets on my nerves. Oh, and maybe Jin-Pachi from Tekken 5 just because he's... lame :eep:

D:

yeah, Jin-Pachi was the worst final boss in any game.

[Auragaea]

Luffy

[Dreddz]

Brother from FFX-2.

He and his creepy incest.

Couldn't agree more. That guy really gets on my nerves. Oh, and maybe Jin-Pachi from Tekken 5 just because he's... lame :eep:

D:

yeah, Jin-Pachi was the worst final boss in any game.
All of Tekkens final bosses are cheap, Unknown, True Ogre, Jin-Pachi etc

Generally, they serve no purpose other than being hard to beat.

[ValkyrieWing]

Hojo.

And...um....what's his face...Konghol from Legend of Dragoon. Big oaf.

[4evarisha]

Shinra is getting on my nerves also Barthello:)

[tidus_rox]

King Trode- Dragon Quest VIII (Favourite game just one terrible charactor in it lol)

[Outsider]

CPU (FF4)

[NorthernChaosGod]

And...um....what's his face...Konghol from Legend of Dragoon. Big oaf.

I loved Kongol! :(

[The Real Dark Messenger]

Sephiroth from Kingdom Hearts.... Why can't I kill that guy!!! Arghh :crying2: :crying: :grumble:

[Dell]

I agree with Brother from FFX & X2 and also Rikku.

Agreed and I wanna poke all FFX and FFX-2 character except for Lulu and Kimahri!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!one!!!!1!!!

[Madame Adequate]

Kirby. Little spherical fucker.

[KentaRawr!]

Mitsurugi, just to see if he looks like Arthur when he has an eye-patch.

[Skyblade]

Once again, I am voting for Mawlock, from Shining Force: Resurrection of the Dark Dragon. One of the worst characters of all time, bar none. Every game does not need to have some sort of card use in it to be good. He was one of the utterly horrid additions that butchered the wonderful game that I loved on the Genesis, Shining Force: Legacy of the Great Intention.

[ama124]

Brother from FFX-2.

He and his creepy incest.

yes. eww i can't stand him. Why doesnt yuna say like leave me the hell alone or something, she has tidus.

[Elite Lord Sigma]

Inferno from SCII, because he's pretty much impervious to everything except throws.

[KentaRawr!]

Inferno from SCII, because he's pretty much impervious to everything except throws.

If you're on one of the harder difficulty levels, of course. In the earlier levels, he's a wuss. >.>

[Hambone]

...Maechen...

*ducks*

[Ouch!]

Probably Allen from Xenosaga. ;o
Most definitely.

[BardTard]

Brother from FFX-2.

I'm with you on that! It's a toss-up...between... alot of people. I don't like Rinoa. Or Adel. I don't really like Tifa either. Queen Brahne is a fat b****. I'd have to go with Steiner though. He was the most annoying out of EVERYONE (I thought so anyways). "PRINCESS! PRINCESS!"

[Psychotic]

Darth Holmes! =D

Wait...No need to wait, my dear boy. The EoFF RPG. ;)

[Roto13]

Naked Snake. Just to make him blind.

[Kain Strife]

Sora, Riku, Kairi....yeah, I hate those KH kids. :mad:

Also Edward from FFIV, Edgar from FFVI and Angelo from Dragon Quest VIII.

[fullmetal_fantasy]

FF7: Tifa, Sephiroth, Hojo and

...Seymour FFX o_<

[Spammerman]

Azul from Dirge of Cerberus. U kill the bass turd and then he turns super dog(though u can turn superer dog and kick his ass)

[ValkyrieWing]

And...um....what's his face...Konghol from Legend of Dragoon. Big oaf.

I loved Kongol! :(

I didn't like him so much.....Ok, maybe I wouldn't poke him. :)

I'd poke....Milich Oppenheimer from Suikoden 1!!!!!! YOU KILLED GREMIO YOU **!(!)_#&$^@*$_!__#&$*&$*@(*@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NINJA_Ryu]

uum, id do a rusty spoon to bowser.

Cmon, how hard is it for you to squash the overweight plumber? whose attack is a freakin jump and hammer (disputably)

tsk tsk

[NorthernChaosGod]

And...um....what's his face...Konghol from Legend of Dragoon. Big oaf.

I loved Kongol! :(

I didn't like him so much.....Ok, maybe I wouldn't poke him. :)

:D

[The Unknown Guru]

Probably Xianghua from all the Soul Calibur games. "Juuuuuust kidding!" God, I hate that.

[stuffing]

Dr. Breen from hl2

[Kain Strife]

How could I forget Maester Seymour? Man he was annoying. I think Final Fantasy IX may have started a trend for campy, flamboyant villians.

Plus he sounded like Chris Eubank, or at least I thought so...

[Nifleheim7]

Brother from FFX-2.

Exactly.

[XxSephirothxX]

Squall.

[Psychotic]

Rinoa.

[kikimm]

That hamster thing from Xenogears can't remember his name right now.

[licence]

Fortune from MGS2.

[Vikeve]

Stiener i hate that guy he's always getting in the way always "princes this and princess that" I hate that fat bitch!Also Seifer and Roxas in KHII damn them. Although Roxas gets cooler in the beggining he just gets my my nerves!

[JackNapier]

Mallow from Super Mario RPG, but considering the fact that he's a cloud poking at him with a rusty fork wouldn't do much.

[Odaisé Gaelach]

Dr. Breen from hl2
Come on! Wallace Breen rocked! Just ask Gordon Frohman (http://www.hlcomic.com/index.php?date=2005-05-03).

[Teiju]

Algus from Final Fantasy Tactics. Actually, I think he would deserve a rusty spork instead.

Yuffie.

[Crossblades]

Norma Beaty from Tales of Legendia
Relm from Final Fantasy VI
Sara from Fire Emblem VII

[Kain Strife]

Relm rules you fuddy-duddy!

[Crossblades]

Relm rules you fuddy-duddy!

Not to me she doesn't

[Samuraid]

Mario, among others

[NorthernChaosGod]

That hamster thing from Xenogears can't remember his name right now.

Chu Chu.

[Venom]

Nergal from fire emblem, his douchebaggery knows no bounds.:(

[f f freak]

Oh definetly Anastasia from shadow hearts two. God she annoyed me to no end. Who the hell attacks with a floating egg??!!
Oh and Locke from FF6 annoyed me.
and Halley from shadow hearts. He used a slingshot that was crap.

[kikimm]

That hamster thing from Xenogears can't remember his name right now.

Chu Chu.

Oh xD I remember that one. Pink, right? The one I was talking about was the merchant dude that's always pestering you in Nortune, I think. Maybe he's more rat than hamster?

[NorthernChaosGod]

That hamster thing from Xenogears can't remember his name right now.

Chu Chu.

Oh xD I remember that one. Pink, right? The one I was talking about was the merchant dude that's always pestering you in Nortune, I think. Maybe he's more rat than hamster?
Oh! That's Hammer. I always thought he was more camel than anything.

[KentaRawr!]

You know who really needs their eye poked out? Greed and Miser from SC3. They steal all your money! >=<

[Avarice-ness]

The King of the Cosmo's from Katamari Damacy. He needs to learn to stop getting drunk and messing up the solar system, he's setting a bad example for people who want to destroy the universe. He makes it look to easy. :(

[Araciel]

man this has reminded me that i don't play enough video games...i have no idea about half of these characters...

and for the record:

THAT F$%$&$' DOG from DUCK HUNT

[Avarice-ness]

man this has reminded me that i don't play enough video games...i have no idea about half of these characters...

and for the record:

THAT F$%$&$' DOG from DUCK HUNT

:eek: :cry:

[Araciel]

hah i hated that thing...always made the sting of not killing waterfowl that much more painful by laughing at you

[Ethanol Dreams]

Definitely Steiner and Tidus, they annoy me to no end... Oh, and the "Adoring Fan" from Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.

[exit60b]

TIDUS.

[Gnostic Yevon]

Shinra -- FFX-2

Zidane -- FF9

Ellen -- Grandia II

Shion -- Xenosaga I

Daxter -- Jak & Daxter
if you mean elena from grandia 2 i wanna poke you in the eye with a fork

What was she other than a whiney White Mage stereotype? That's all she was to me. I don't see the attraction. Millenia was at least a cool idea, an alter-ego that at the end wanted to help out. Even the little robot chick was more interesting -- she developed into something more.

That's one reason that I never got into Aeris. Aeris was the stereotypical "sweet white mage in love with the hero", and never seemed to have a thought contrary to stereotype. I don't want to stab Aeris with a fork, but that's a big turn-off in terms of likeability for any character.

[JackNapier]

The King of the Cosmo's from Katamari Damacy. He needs to learn to stop getting drunk and messing up the solar system, he's setting a bad example for people who want to destroy the universe. He makes it look to easy. :(


Thankfully Kefka makes them look good by getting the job done right and being amazing in the process.

[Summoner Yuna]

The chocobo trainer from ffx.

[No.78]

The chocobo trainer from ffx.

I second that. And after the eye poking, vicious stealing will ensue untill the sigil is mine/ours/whatever.

[Dr. Acula]

Rosa from ff4
Locke from ff6
Firion from ff2j
Tal, Ailish (she deserves a good beating), Cafu and Lord Talos from Sudeki(ugh)
Nina from the Breath of Fire series
And maybe Quistis from ff8, depending on my mood.

[ValkyrieWing]

Oh! Sialeeds from Suikoden V!

[Tainted Angel]

Brother from FFX-2.

He and his creepy incest.

Oh right. Tifa looked like a slut, and I didn't like how when Aeris was trying to read the stars to find out who would help her she got a prono movie. (Watch the stars at the beginning of FFVII. Somebody get Mr T to beat up Barett. Please.

And yes, do smack Barthello around. Perferably by SuperPatton. (Cookie for vague reference.)

[Aurons_Desciple]

Brother from X-2 needs a punch in the throat, not a poke in the eye. Soooo frustrating..... "Roooooggggggggeeeeeeeeerrrrrr" :frust:

[Araciel]

Tal, Ailish (she deserves a good beating), Cafu and Lord Talos from Sudeki(ugh)


omygod i forgot about this game and i hole-heartedly agree

[Devourment]

Cervantes.

[Madame Adequate]

Oh! Sialeeds from Suikoden V!

Most of the time, no. Once she betrays you, yes. Silly bitch.

[Rainecloud]

Irvine (Final Fantasy VIII)
Zell (Final Fantasy VIII)
Cait Sith (Final Fantasy VII)
Chun Li (Street Fighter Series)
Bubsy the Bobcat (Bubsy Series)
Raiden (Metal Gear Solid II)

All for obvious reasons.

[Polaris]

The guy from medievel so he own't have nay eyes :bigsmile: Kiddin' probably Abes Exodus, I hate that game! :mad2:

[Dell]

Oh! Sialeeds from Suikoden V!

Most of the time, no. Once she betrays you, yes. Silly bitch.

Yes, she is a bitch from the beginning to the end.


Norma Beaty from Tales of Legendia

You poked my favourite character. Time for e-blasting!




Oh Yeah, I want to poke Graham Cray for being an awful stupid guy, I mean his laugh!!! So funny! A Frankeistein (However it's spelt).