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Dynast-Kid
08-29-2006, 02:47 AM
If you could cross breed any two creatures,which two would you choose?

I would combine a lion and gazelle...O_o

I Took the Red Pill
08-29-2006, 02:49 AM
Bulldog and /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gifzu. Be careful with that joke, it's an antique.

Edit: Damn.
EditEdit:Shih Tzu?

lovehurts
08-29-2006, 02:53 AM
:choc: Me and a hot babE!!!!

gRRRRR!!! BEST thread ever!!!

GRRRRRAAHHHHH!!!

:tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

wait...Im ok now,

A monkey and a cat would make a wicked animal.

Shiny
08-29-2006, 02:58 AM
http://img.bleskovky.sk/23293.jpg/brad-pitt.jpg + http://images.askmen.com/top-99/2006/pictures/angelina-jolie-pics.jpg = http://s25.photobucket.com/albums/c66/Sam_Sheezy/th_ugly.jpg

Araciel
08-29-2006, 02:59 AM
i would cross a pigeon and a rat...oh bart did that in the simpsons

lion and tiger...wait...scientists did that...and yes, they called it a liger!

lovehurts
08-29-2006, 02:59 AM
http://img.bleskovky.sk/23293.jpg/brad-pitt.jpg + http://images.askmen.com/top-99/2006/pictures/angelina-jolie-pics.jpg = http://s25.photobucket.com/albums/c66/Sam_Sheezy/th_ugly.jpg

That is much worse than any mutant in the originall star trek series.:(

That is nasty.

oddler
08-29-2006, 03:00 AM
If you could cross breed any two creatures,which two would you choose?

I would combine a lion and gazelle...O_o

The lizelle wouldn't last very long. It'd be too inclined to try to eat itself.

I would breed a penguin and an elephant purely for the fantastic laughter that would result from watching the fornication. :eep:

Decessus
08-29-2006, 03:06 AM
A Dik-Dik (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dik-dik) and Wahoo. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wahoo)

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08-29-2006, 03:09 AM
http://img.bleskovky.sk/23293.jpg/brad-pitt.jpg + http://images.askmen.com/top-99/2006/pictures/angelina-jolie-pics.jpg = http://s25.photobucket.com/albums/c66/Sam_Sheezy/th_ugly.jpg

Oh god I laughed so much at that. Should I be worried? :(

Dynast-Kid
08-29-2006, 03:11 AM
http://img.bleskovky.sk/23293.jpg/brad-pitt.jpg + http://images.askmen.com/top-99/2006/pictures/angelina-jolie-pics.jpg = http://s25.photobucket.com/albums/c66/Sam_Sheezy/th_ugly.jpg


Someone's not gonna sleep tonight...I'm gonna have so many nightmares!

Nominus Experse
08-29-2006, 05:03 AM
I once had this very conversation with my fellow Cross-Country members while in high school. We came to the conclusion that this was the best of the best:

A camel and a lama = Clama
Clama and a rooster = Clooster

Yes, you have got to love endorphines and lack of oxygen...

Polyonymous
08-29-2006, 10:49 AM
If you combined a pig and a bear... would you end up with a big pear?

Anyway... yes, a pig and a bear though I don't know what it would be called.

Arbegip maybe? Somebody think of a good name for a pig-bear cross.

~SapphireStar~
08-29-2006, 11:20 AM
A panda and a seal :D Both are so cute, so combined they would be double cute!

Levian
08-29-2006, 11:44 AM
I would combine Little Miss PMS (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=11278) and Old Manus.

I think I'll call it Little Manus.

Dreddz
08-29-2006, 12:18 PM
A man and a fly, gosh, so original.....

Breine
08-29-2006, 02:13 PM
I'd breed a lion with a tiger... Oh, wait...

Quindiana Jones
08-29-2006, 06:23 PM
I'd breed a Mole with a set of rockets. Thus making Rocket Mole:

http://myspace-643.vo.llnwd.net/01090/34/60/1090090643_m.jpg

Bunny
08-29-2006, 06:30 PM
Gopher and a Fish.

It would be called the Gofish.

Quindiana Jones
08-29-2006, 06:31 PM
*buhdum tsh!*

LunarWeaver
08-29-2006, 06:32 PM
A platypus and a bear.

theundeadhero
08-29-2006, 06:33 PM
Monkey and a giraffe.

Peegee
08-29-2006, 06:47 PM
I would breed a shark and a laser gun together.

Sharks with lasers.

:phftphftphftphft:

Odaisé Gaelach
08-29-2006, 07:10 PM
From QI:

Stephen Fry: If a Lion mates with a Tiger, you get a...?
Alan Davies: Scandal.

The Unknown Guru
08-29-2006, 07:26 PM
Probably a parrot and a chimp, so they would tell me something clever to say here.
Edit: Lol, its a pimp! That wasn't even intentional!

Quindiana Jones
08-29-2006, 08:08 PM
From QI:

Stephen Fry: If a Lion mates with a Tiger, you get a...?
Alan Davies: Scandal.

I love QI. I want it's little useless babies.

Liger! They are bloody huuuge! How is it that two things of roughly the same size mate, and make a giant?