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Ouch!
08-29-2006, 05:07 AM
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, and I said, "No... but I want a regular banana later so... yeah."
Discuss.

Jowy
08-29-2006, 05:14 AM
If dipped in chocolate, it's a treat.

'Gilgamesh'
08-29-2006, 05:14 AM
.......... :confused:
Well......uh...d-did you get the bannana?

Rase
08-29-2006, 05:48 AM
It's times like this I wish Mitch Hedberg wasn't dead.

Araciel
08-29-2006, 05:49 AM
you can use it as a hammer

Kawaii Ryűkishi
08-29-2006, 06:03 AM
One day in July of 2002, Hiroshi Aro was speaking humorously about how you could circumvent airport security if you conducted your terrorism with an assortment of innocuous-looking fruits. A sharpened frozen banana, a watermelon bomb, and so on. Earlier that day, he had wrestled an alligator.

Shlup
08-29-2006, 06:07 AM
I could really go for a banana right about now.

Markus. D
08-29-2006, 09:31 AM
odd thread.

Polyonymous
08-29-2006, 09:38 AM
I've never had a frozen banana before. I guess you could freeze it and it would be alright, can't say until I try it. :D

I don't eat bananas too often because of their texture... maybe if I throw it in the freezer for a while it would fix that problem. (covering it in chocolate sounds good)

Quindiana Jones
08-29-2006, 01:49 PM
Try writing on a banana in a biro. It feels so right.

Jess
08-29-2006, 02:04 PM
I'm not a fan of bananas. :jess:

Rye
08-29-2006, 02:09 PM
bananna? the fruit i like? lol! :p

Rostum
08-29-2006, 02:14 PM
I will eat a banana that is frozen, yes.

Breine
08-29-2006, 02:15 PM
Bananas are great, but frozen bananas may be a whole other story? :monkey:

Reine
08-29-2006, 02:56 PM
I froze my banana once. Tasted weird and was a rather unsavoury experience

Resha
08-29-2006, 02:59 PM
I ain't freezin' no bliddy bananars. Damn them. Demanding little twerps.

Rocket Edge
08-29-2006, 03:03 PM
I don't like banana's. Did you hear that because of they're continual weird way of growing they will become extinct in the future..

Quindiana Jones
08-29-2006, 05:03 PM
Banana trees can walk. Every year they move about a metre (notice the CORRECT spelling) or even more in whatever way they like. That proves that Ents are real. Thus making Pixies real. Thus making me sane again. Take that Doctor Harding.

Arrianna
08-29-2006, 05:57 PM
Make ice cream out of it.

~SapphireStar~
08-29-2006, 06:08 PM
I dont like bananas.

Quindiana Jones
08-29-2006, 06:10 PM
Try writing on a banana in a biro. It feels so right.


Just thought I'd repeat this because you really should try it. I'm not joking. Look at my face:

(There was a bad picture here. But it scared me so I've removed it.)

See? Serious.

Ouch!
08-29-2006, 09:11 PM
It's times like this I wish Mitch Hedberg wasn't dead.
I love you.

Jessweeee♪
08-29-2006, 10:42 PM
Yes please.

feona17
08-29-2006, 10:58 PM
Frozen banana is wrong. It's immoral. It's unethical. I demand justice.

I don't know what I'm talking about. This thread is odd.

Jsb01
08-29-2006, 11:03 PM
the frozen banana will become a soggy banana

mooglebunni608
08-29-2006, 11:07 PM
dip them in chocolate!Or do...-other- things with them. *cough*

Like eat them! ^-^

oddler
08-30-2006, 12:53 AM
It's times like this I wish Mitch Hedberg wasn't dead.
I love you.

You're both my heroes.

Hambone
08-30-2006, 12:59 AM
?

ljkkjlcm9
08-30-2006, 01:02 AM
At a stoplight, green means go, yellow means slow down, and red means stop. For a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go right ahead, and red means, dude, where the f*** did you get that banana at?

THE JACKEL

Yamaneko
08-30-2006, 01:20 AM
They sell whole bananas dipped in chocolate with a popsicle stick-type of contraption holding it all together. They're pretty good, but not as good as fried plantain. That is the best thing ever.

Vikeve
08-30-2006, 01:23 AM
Hannah bana fo fanna fi fai fo fana banana......

Ouch!
08-30-2006, 03:11 AM
At a stoplight, green means go, yellow means slow down, and red means stop. For a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go right ahead, and red means, dude, where the f*** did you get that banana at?

THE JACKAL
If we're going to turn this into a Mitch Hedberg quote-fest (I love the idea, by the way)...


This product was available for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like a product that was available for three easy payments and one fucking complicated payment. We can't tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is going to be a bitch. The mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamp will be in the wrong denomination. Good luck, fucker... The last payment must be made in wampum!

oddler
08-30-2006, 05:18 AM
My favorite is the one about buying an item to water your hard-to-reach plants. "Why the [crap] would anyone make their plants hard to reach? I will throw water AT you. Think like a cactus." :lol:

Jojee
08-30-2006, 07:22 AM
Bananas are one of my favorite fruits! <3 Yams is one of my other favorite fruits too <3

ljkkjlcm9
08-30-2006, 11:39 AM
About Parades

People in a parade are cocky. They think they've attracted an audience, but really it's just people waiting to cross the street. I could attract a crowd too if I stood in everyone's way.

If you're watching a parade, don't follow it. It never changes. If the parade is boring, run in the opposite direction. You will fast-forward the parade.

THE JACKEL