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ValkyrieWing
08-29-2006, 05:17 AM
What was the most profound/funny/ridiculus fortune you ever got?

Mine said:

"Come back later, I am sleeping. (yes, cookies need their sleep too.)"

TRUE! I have to scan it in for proof, but i really got this one.

Shlup
08-29-2006, 06:09 AM
One of the favors at my wedding was raspberry fortune cookies, containing the following fifteen custom fortunes:

1) Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

2) The giraffe you thought you offended last week is willing to be nuzzled today.

3) Ask forgiveness today. Tomorrow you may no longer feel guilty.

4) Stand up to be seen, speak up to be heard, shut up to be appreciated.

5) If at first you don't succeed, give up. It's no use being a damn fool.

6) Your emotional nature is strong and emotional.

7) Your eyes will soon be sparking, keep them open.

8) You may attend a party where strange customs prevail.

9) Magic time is created when an unconventional person comes.

10) Because of your melodic nature, the moonlight never misses an appointment.

11) Never wear your best pants when you fight for freedom.

12) Alas! The onion you are eating is someone else's water lily.

13) If the shoe fits, it's probably yours.

14) You are not illiterate.

15) No fortune today. Even cookies need a rest.

Raistlin
08-29-2006, 06:10 AM
"<i>11) Never wear your best pants when you fight for freedom.</i>"

xDDDD

Jowy
08-29-2006, 06:13 AM
"Ssoorrrryy, dduupplleexx sswwiittcchh oonn.."

Lucky numbers: 24, 3, 47, 11, 5, 36

Learn Chinese! Watch - Shou biao.

ValkyrieWing
08-29-2006, 06:20 AM
o_O

WOW.

Reles
08-29-2006, 06:25 AM
"You are a happy man." :D

Araciel
08-29-2006, 07:56 AM
mine was a confucianism...that i'd rather not post...i'm not sure if it really is or not, i should look it up....google time

Miriel
08-29-2006, 08:13 AM
11) Never wear your best pants when you fight for freedom.

I think that's the one I got in my cookie. Or at least, the second cookie. The first didn't have a fortune. Which means I'm... fortuneless?

Kawaii Ryűkishi
08-29-2006, 08:17 AM
One of the favors at my wedding was raspberry fortune cookies, containing the following fifteen custom fortunes:I think Cid got #8, and someone else at our table got #1. But the one I received doesn't match up with any of these.

Polyonymous
08-29-2006, 09:42 AM
I don't think it is all that profound/funny/ridiculus, but I got one that said, "A refreshing change is in your future," the day before I got my first job.

Shlup
08-29-2006, 09:45 AM
#11 was my personal favorite, btw.


One of the favors at my wedding was raspberry fortune cookies, containing the following fifteen custom fortunes:I think Cid got #8, and someone else at our table got #1. But the one I received doesn't match up with any of these.

Really? That's the exact list I sent to the cookie-making-people. I swear if they screwed it up I'll sue.

Kawaii Ryűkishi
08-29-2006, 10:06 AM
Mine said that I would get something good in the future on account of my charm. I ended up giving it to Kalen.

Dreddz
08-29-2006, 12:22 PM
" 7 days...."

Bart's Friend Milhouse
08-29-2006, 12:26 PM
Fortune cookie LOL :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha:

Jebus
08-29-2006, 04:21 PM
"Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity."

Saku
08-29-2006, 04:23 PM
I got this strange fortune once. I live on an island and it said... You must avoid water.

Normally this wouldn't be an issue... but living on an island that's 2 miles at its widest point.... I think they need to come up with fortune cookie: Island Edition or something...

Twisted Tinkerbell
08-29-2006, 04:30 PM
I got one that said

"Your kindred spirit is vodka"

Odaisé Gaelach
08-29-2006, 04:43 PM
"Your date is planning to kill you."

Peegee
08-29-2006, 05:53 PM
"You are good with your hands"

o_O

Quindiana Jones
08-29-2006, 05:54 PM
I once got one that just said "Ouch."

It made me laugh.