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ValkyrieWing
08-30-2006, 01:36 AM
'Dangling participle'

WTF?:eek:

Madame Adequate
08-30-2006, 01:49 AM
Gubernatorial.

Arrianna
08-30-2006, 02:05 AM
garberator

Rye
08-30-2006, 02:16 AM
"Tickle my fancy" tends to tickle my fancy. I also like "tickle my vagaries"

Rengori
08-30-2006, 02:19 AM
Penal. I know it's derived from the world penalty, but I still laugh.

vampirepiggyhunter7
08-30-2006, 02:21 AM
Corn boat...

PyroManiak
08-30-2006, 02:24 AM
turdnugget

fire_of_avalon
08-30-2006, 02:28 AM
Yamaneko. Serious.

Faris
08-30-2006, 02:35 AM
"Popcorn", and "floor".

Roto13
08-30-2006, 02:36 AM
titmouse

Sylvie
08-30-2006, 02:36 AM
Anus.

Gets me everytime.

Giga Guess
08-30-2006, 02:39 AM
I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

Lake Titikaka.

Oh, and Dildo, Nfld.

kikimm
08-30-2006, 04:32 AM
Chortle.

ValkyrieWing
08-30-2006, 05:49 AM
Lallygag.

Zeromus_X
08-30-2006, 05:54 AM
Tokidoki. :cat:

I laugh sometimes...

Okay, I laugh whenever I hear it. xD

ValkyrieWing
08-30-2006, 05:56 AM
Tokidoki is a good one.

Roto13
08-30-2006, 06:16 AM
Mauve

Bart's Friend Milhouse
08-30-2006, 09:16 AM
I just thought of one now - beeswax

boys from the dwarf
08-30-2006, 11:11 AM
possibly the funniest name ive ever heard (i not sure if its a name but it sounds like one.) is

heins morben-forgen.

Christmas
08-30-2006, 11:12 AM
LITTLE MANUS.

Mitch
08-30-2006, 11:23 AM
Antiquing

money goes to whoever gets the reference

Breine
08-30-2006, 11:30 AM
Fork has always made me think about how stupid some words sound.

Captain Maxx Power
08-30-2006, 11:36 AM
American Foreign Policy.

Quindiana Jones
08-30-2006, 11:53 AM
I like it when teachers say "blah blah blah but I won't penalise you for that". I can't help but think "You better not!"

Oh yeah, mauve and plinth are fantastic words aswell. Say mauve reeeeeaaaally slowly. Go on. I dare you.

ValkyrieWing
08-31-2006, 05:56 AM
XDD

Oxymoron.

Vaincast
08-31-2006, 06:48 AM
" I'm Sofa King Ret Arded: You'll see...If you say it quickly:D

Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
08-31-2006, 06:54 AM
Coitus. It is the most awesome dirty word ever. I discovered it while looking up dirty words in a dictionary when my school was having a lock down. Which was funny, because I later found out that the guy who caused the lockdown was one of my sister's ex boyfriends. I rofled. Coitus has become my catchphrase to those who know me. :p

LunarWeaver
08-31-2006, 07:16 AM
Oprah

feona17
08-31-2006, 07:23 AM
Same difference, makes me smile whenever I hear it.

boys from the dwarf
08-31-2006, 07:24 AM
Antiquing

money goes to whoever gets the reference

money goes to me!!! thats a futurama reference.

Moon Rabbits
08-31-2006, 07:29 AM
Same difference, makes me smile whenever I hear it.

Me too. :S

Yuffie514
08-31-2006, 07:31 AM
my cousins and i like to say "hoo ha ha" as a greeting or farewell to each other. it comes from those dumb ninjas from Tenchu: Wrath of Heaven. it was first thought of as dumb, but the more the enemies of WoH were mocked, they became such laughing stocks...

Acid Raine
08-31-2006, 12:09 PM
Squeegee

salvaje
09-03-2006, 06:52 AM
"My English are getting worser ._."

Shiny
09-03-2006, 07:05 AM
Doodle.

Nominus Experse
09-03-2006, 07:12 AM
Butter; however, to know why, I would need a very, very long post to explain it. Just know that life is never the same once butter, both by hearing it said and seen, is funny each and every time.

Another is "better more"

And "irregardless" - actually, that one just pisses me off... :hot:

nik0tine
09-03-2006, 07:17 AM
'Terri Schiavo'.

ValkyrieWing
09-03-2006, 08:45 AM
Vroom makes me laugh.

Sylvie
09-03-2006, 08:52 AM
Sometimes my friend will just jump out at me at school with a big smile on his face, and just blurt out "PENIS!" I start laughing hysterically. I don't know why.

Quindiana Jones
09-03-2006, 10:57 AM
Haha I do that but with the word "sex". It makes my friends laugh...the simple-minded fools....

Zeldy
09-03-2006, 03:06 PM
"Too far away away". It dosnt' even make sense, but I say it ;___;

Rocket Edge
09-03-2006, 03:08 PM
Recipient, & loitering. Weird...

ValkyrieWing
09-03-2006, 07:17 PM
Parabola.

I have no idea why, either.

Fuego
09-03-2006, 07:25 PM
The combination of

Analysist and
Therapist

Analrapist ... WTF (?)

money goes to the one who ever gets the reference

tidus_rox
09-03-2006, 07:33 PM
Im sorry i dont get it lol. Mine... "Turn on the stupid light." (A blooper in one of my movies) And i would say it beofre that if i wanted to someone to do something for me... Oh and "Shut the front door" and "Fork and knife"... Kinda sound like Fucking knife

Yuna_wannabe
09-03-2006, 07:40 PM
I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

Lake Titikaka.

Oh, and Dildo, Nfld.

WHERE ARE YOU FROM!!!!
i always wanted to go to a canadian idol concert just so i could hold up a sign that says "DILDO LOVES..."(...being newfoundlander on show)

ANYWHO!
Pianist always makes me laugh...just say it really fast 3 times!

ValkyrieWing
09-03-2006, 07:58 PM
That's just BAD. XD

Roto13
09-03-2006, 07:59 PM
The combination of

Analysist and
Therapist

Analrapist ... WTF (?)

money goes to the one who ever gets the reference

Arrested Development! Tobias Funke!

*takes money*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU5NkuCiOUA

Shauna
09-03-2006, 08:14 PM
"Too far away away". It dosnt' even make sense, but I say it ;___;

By "Too far away away" she meant "AYE", trust me. =D

And Umm... I'm not sure what words and phases make me laugh. :(

Croyles
09-04-2006, 01:05 AM
Karl-Heinz Rummenigge

daggertrepe
09-04-2006, 01:26 AM
Anything Janice says, really.

Acid Raine
09-04-2006, 05:46 AM
Nutter Butters are also funny! And tasty!

salvaje
09-04-2006, 06:50 AM
Monkey.

Say it in every different way, in every different voice, in every single pitch your vocal chords will allow. Stretch out the syllables - shorten them.

Do this in public. If you're not afraid of scaring the masses (or embarrassing yourself), this is probably the funniest thing on earth.

For me, anyway.

Jessweeee♪
09-04-2006, 06:56 AM
"Go Tuck Yourself In"
hehehe........

no money involved though >P

salvaje
09-05-2006, 02:21 AM
no money involved though >P

Aw - but that takes the fun out of it :tongue:

Leen-Leen
09-05-2006, 02:29 AM
Penalized.

your.mind.is.on.the.line
09-05-2006, 06:32 PM
Fork, sandbox, schoolhouse, pope.....

Acid Raine
09-06-2006, 01:34 AM
curly, ginger, morphine, canister

Medi
09-06-2006, 02:06 AM
Mediocre. God, I love that word.

BardTard
09-06-2006, 03:12 AM
shoopuf
buttshaft
rectory
tootilidge (I don't know how to spell that)
tittilate (or that)
heinous

I had a list but I forgot...

!POPPYCOCK!
dingleberry
turtle
peanut
phlegm

*thinking of more*

OH YEAH. The name GUS always makes me laugh.

Decessus
09-06-2006, 03:17 AM
jumbo/LARGE. That's such a maxymoron.

BardTard
09-06-2006, 03:26 AM
SWEET CORN NUGGETS!

It's a joke between my sis and me. We were watching Law and Order and some girl on the show was eating sweet corn nuggets (I'm guessing a generic brand of corn flakes) and I thought it was funny. we were laughing for like 5 minutes.

oh and juggertnaut.