I witnessed a murder yesterday

[Peegee]

I was riding home from work today on my bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare. Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into his head again, when they realized a whole busload of kids were looking at them. As the bus driver radioed in the 911 call the other man, who hadnt been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the guy in the head. At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off. When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told her what I had just seen. Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air

[boys from the dwarf]

i take it that this is a joke and you didnt see a murder. something like this would be on the news pretty soon.

[Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer]

Are you sure you weren´t forced to go to Bel-Air because you were making graffitis?:mad:

[Moon Rabbits]

I love this thread and that <s>show</s> Pureghetto's life story!

[Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer]

Are you sure you weren´t forced to go to Bel-Air because you were making graffitis?:mad:

That's a terrible lie!

And i bet you suck at basketball too...that´s probably why you were kicked out!:mad:

[bipper]

Pureghets seen the ghat lol. Wait, your not a child; what are you doing on a bus full of children you perv.

[Peegee]

Hey just cuz I was held back a few dozen times doesn't mean squat!

[PyroManiak]

Ive witnessed plenty of murders and I've never been summoned to court as a witness

[bipper]

Hey just cuz I was held back a few dozen times doesn't mean squat!

Alright Peegee; or should I say, Pewee? *gasp*

[Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer]

Ive witnessed plenty of murders and I've never been summoned to court as a witness

Yea well:eep:

[Rye]

Oh, PG. Just go do some Calculus. You'll feel better.

Seriously though, I'd be terrified if I saw that. I'm glad I've never witnessed a murder. ;__;

[bipper]

I have seen hostile, which is prolly worse than seeing a real live murder; at least I hope so. Cause the grotesqu scene where an eye is fixed has really made it hard for me to stomach food for like the past few days. I am scarred for life.


Bipper

[Vincent, Thunder God]

I was riding home from work today on my bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare. Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into his head again, when they realized a whole busload of kids were looking at them. As the bus driver radioed in the 911 call the other man, who hadnt been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the guy in the head. At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off. When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told her what I had just seen. Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air

Hahaha, that was good, in a very morbid way.You had me there for a while. Talk about sick humor.

[Quindiana Jones]

*bangs head on keyboard*

I love that show. Will Smith = teh sex.

[PyroManiak]

Once I saw two kids sword fight with machetes and even tho the worst that happened was a cut half way through the leg it was pretty gruesome and I cried for like an hour cuz I was only like 5 when I seen it

pffft....weird ass 3rd world country kids

[theundeadhero]

We can be battle buddies now!

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Fantastic.

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

It's not nice to play with people's feelings like that. I was waiting for the part when those two psychos came back to dispose of all the witnesses and then you brought that annoying tune into my head

[McLovin']

I've seen plenty of murders.

In South Park.

[Strider]

Okay, so when do we get to hang out again?

[farplaner]

That was a strange image: cold-blooded murder and The Fresh Prince of Belair...Ghetto, you rascallion!

*slaps ghetto with a snobbish, leather glove. "I challenge you to a duel."

[ValkyrieWing]

*bangs head against desk*

[Blykus]

Damn, I was first reading this I thought this actually happened. You got me pretty good there, man.

[feona17]

Damn. You had me going, XD