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ChibiAxel
08-31-2006, 11:10 PM
im just asing but how can i become a staff member?

Raistlin
08-31-2006, 11:10 PM
The first step is not to make this thread.

Decessus
08-31-2006, 11:11 PM
As soon as you find Carmen Sandiego. I suggest you start at Phy's place.

Rye
08-31-2006, 11:12 PM
The first thing to do is to tickle the fancy of Loony BoB. He's kind of weird, he enjoys puns and hair and pie charts. So send him your hair and laugh at his puns, even the really weird ones. Spend nights with him whispering beautiful statistics in his ear for him to graph. Then you will get on staff. Good luck. :bigsmile:

I Took the Red Pill
08-31-2006, 11:13 PM
This first thing to do is to tickle the fancy of Loony BoB. He's kind of weird, he enjoys puns and hair. So send him your hair and laugh at his puns, even the really weird ones. Then you will get on staff. Good luck. :bigsmile:
She's right. How do you think DanKyono got on Site Staff? :rolleyes2

ChibiAxel
08-31-2006, 11:14 PM
The first step is not to make this thread.
im sorry Raistlin
lock this up

Madonna
08-31-2006, 11:14 PM
That totally reminds me; I haven't asked to be a moderator this month!

Please, amdinstarators, correct this!

Venom
08-31-2006, 11:15 PM
Have you faced the ten trials of death?

ChibiAxel
08-31-2006, 11:16 PM
no NO NO!

Decessus
08-31-2006, 11:17 PM
yes YESYES!

Venom
08-31-2006, 11:17 PM
no NO NO!

Then you cant become a staff member, sorry.

Moon Rabbits
08-31-2006, 11:17 PM
The first thing to do is to tickle the fancy of Loony BoB. He's kind of weird, he enjoys puns and hair and pie charts. So send him your hair and laugh at his puns, even the really weird ones. Spend nights with him whispering beautiful statistics in his ear for him to graph. Then you will get on staff. Good luck. :bigsmile:

<3.

ChibiAxel
08-31-2006, 11:18 PM
some one plz lock this thread

I Took the Red Pill
08-31-2006, 11:19 PM
Come on, he said plz.

Raistlin
08-31-2006, 11:19 PM
But we're having so much fun.

Decessus
08-31-2006, 11:19 PM
Let's do the archive!

Eminem's_No.1_Fan
08-31-2006, 11:20 PM
you know you allready made the thread so it wont make any differense if it's locked or not, if you still want to be on the staff.

Decessus
08-31-2006, 11:22 PM
Mmmm... Sweet humiliation...

Venom
08-31-2006, 11:22 PM
I want to be a staff member. Can I please?

Decessus
08-31-2006, 11:23 PM
I want to be a staff member. Can I please?
Have you faced the ten trials of death?
Or found Carmen Sandiego?

Venom
08-31-2006, 11:23 PM
I want to be a staff member. Can I please?

Have you done the ten trials of death?
Or found Carmen Sandiego?

Well...No. But I have beaten Final Fantasy X-2:)

I Took the Red Pill
08-31-2006, 11:24 PM
I want to be a staff member. Can I please?

Have you done the ten trials of death?
Or found Carmen Sandiego?

Well...No. But I have beaten Final Fantasy X-2:)
The first step was not to post in this thread.

Decessus
08-31-2006, 11:24 PM
I want to be a staff member. Can I please?

Have you done the ten trials of death?
Or found Carmen Sandiego?

Well...No. But I have beaten Final Fantasy X-2:)
Anyone who can go through that torture deserves it.

Craig
08-31-2006, 11:24 PM
To get on staff you have to do the Meteo now.

Venom
08-31-2006, 11:24 PM
Shoden would make a great admin.

Eminem's_No.1_Fan
08-31-2006, 11:25 PM
i did all of that *wink,wink*

Jojee
08-31-2006, 11:25 PM
Sleep with an admin, <s>that's how I did it ^_^</s>.

Venom
08-31-2006, 11:26 PM
Sleep with an admin, <s>that's how I did it ^_^</s>.

Shoden is NOT going to do that!!! He has morals.

Raistlin
08-31-2006, 11:26 PM
Sleep with an admin, <s>that's how I did it ^_^</s>.

Cid was the only admin when you were modded. :p

Rocket Edge
08-31-2006, 11:26 PM
Have you faced the ten trials of death?
Well... have you?

Jojee
08-31-2006, 11:27 PM
There was Quigoni, wasn't there? :(

Venom
08-31-2006, 11:27 PM
Have you faced the ten trials of death?
Well... have you?

No fucking way. Did you read it? Ten trials of DEATH. I'm not that crazy as to go in there. Its suicide man, suicide.

Raistlin
08-31-2006, 11:28 PM
There was Quigoni, wasn't there? :(

She came along after the few weeks, at least, and we were modded in the first few days.

Moon Rabbits
08-31-2006, 11:29 PM
Sleep with an admin, <s>that's how I did it ^_^</s>.

Cid was the only admin when you were modded. :p

And? ;)

Erdrick Holmes
08-31-2006, 11:29 PM
Kiss lots of ass... oh wait, that's how you don't get banned. Nevermind.

Decessus
08-31-2006, 11:29 PM
I found her!
http://ffclassic.net/characters/rmage.gif
What do I win?

Venom
08-31-2006, 11:30 PM
I found her! What do I win?
http://ffclassic.net/characters/rmage.gif

The internet.

Moon Rabbits
08-31-2006, 11:32 PM
Oh god, every time I click out of this thread it has 10 more pages.


:(

Shlup
08-31-2006, 11:32 PM
The secret to staffdom lies in Cid's pants. That's all the information I can give you.

Decessus
08-31-2006, 11:33 PM
That's all the information I can give you.
All the information it took.

Rocket Edge
08-31-2006, 11:34 PM
Have you faced the ten trials of death?
Well... have you?

No smurfing way. Did you read it? Ten trials of DEATH. I'm not that crazy as to go in there. Its suicide man, suicide.
Best of luck then water hopper. :up:

Venom
08-31-2006, 11:35 PM
Have you faced the ten trials of death?
Well... have you?

No smurfing way. Did you read it? Ten trials of DEATH. I'm not that crazy as to go in there. Its suicide man, suicide.
Best of luck then water hopper. :up:

I have faith in him. Maybe he will realize being a staff member isnt worth being killed by the ten trials.

Shoden
08-31-2006, 11:36 PM
no NO NO!

Then you cant become a staff member, sorry.

He isn't Metal enough to face the trials of Death. There's different kinds of staff, forum staff and site staff. Anyone can become Site Staff but to become forum staff you gotta be a rule loving lunatic and sell your soul to Yams.

FightClubFan#47
08-31-2006, 11:41 PM
The first two rule of being a staff member are not talking about being a staff member.

Moon Rabbits
08-31-2006, 11:41 PM
The secret to staffdom lies in Cid's pants. That's all the information I can give you.

I found keys in the left pocket. Are these the keys to staffdom? :(

Old Manus
08-31-2006, 11:43 PM
You PM somebody asking, idiots.

Venom
08-31-2006, 11:43 PM
I m goin 2 b cK 1 day.

I'd drop out of school to do it too.

Decessus
08-31-2006, 11:47 PM
http://www.1st-art-gallery.com/artists/Norman%20Rockwell1/Hobo%20and%20Dog_small.jpg
Don't do it kid... I dropped out to become a CK one day...

Erdrick Holmes
08-31-2006, 11:49 PM
I was an admin once. But they took away my powers because I banned all the GTA fans here. Man, my hand STILL hurts from all those bannings.

Bart's Friend Milhouse
08-31-2006, 11:49 PM
Two ways
Be the son of a staff member
or save the life of a staff member

JackNapier
08-31-2006, 11:51 PM
I bet 50$ that this is going in General Archive.

Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer
08-31-2006, 11:51 PM
I thought that in order to be an administrator you had to create 250 threads post at least 9999 posts and then you had to write a speech praising all the other forum leaders even if you had to lie (which you probably would).

The you had to post in every members user note and vow to respect and obey...and do stuff for the Big Heads of EOFF.

Venom
08-31-2006, 11:52 PM
I bet 50$ that this is going in General Archive.

I think not.

Moon Rabbits
08-31-2006, 11:57 PM
Two ways
Be the son of a staff member
or save the life of a staff member

I saved one from cholesterol.

Psychotic
09-01-2006, 12:02 AM
I bet 50$ that this is going in General Archive.I'll take you up on that bet.

Throughout the three and a half years before I was asked to become a Cid's Knight I spammed, I made stupid posts, and I constantly put the staff down. Oh, and I had sex with Loony BoB.

And now let's all play the on topic game. Yes, I'm willing to give this thread a chance. You can all come up with humorous responses to this question and it'll be a gay old time. Or at least until one of the competent CKs comes along and closes it, but you'll all revere and worship me for leaving it open, and I'll be sure to win Best Cid's Knight.

Moon Rabbits
09-01-2006, 12:04 AM
I bet 50$ that this is going in General Archive.I'll take you up on that bet.

Throughout the three and a half years before I was asked to become a Cid's Knight I spammed, I made stupid posts, and I constantly put the staff down. Oh, and I had sex with Loony BoB.

And now let's all play the on topic game. Yes, I'm willing to give this thread a chance. You can all come up with humorous responses to this question and it'll be a gay old time. Or at least until one of the competent CKs comes along and closes it, but you'll all revere and worship me for leaving it open, and I'll be sure to win Best Cid's Knight.

im an anarchst so i dun vote for best authority types, lolz.

Decessus
09-01-2006, 12:06 AM
I bet 50$ that this is going in General Archive.I'll take you up on that bet.

Throughout the three and a half years before I was asked to become a Cid's Knight I spammed, I made stupid posts, and I constantly put the staff down. Oh, and I had sex with Loony BoB.

And now let's all play the on topic game. Yes, I'm willing to give this thread a chance. You can all come up with humorous responses to this question and it'll be a gay old time. Or at least until one of the competent CKs comes along and closes it, but you'll all revere and worship me for leaving it open, and I'll be sure to win Best Cid's Knight.
I'll pity vote you.

Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer
09-01-2006, 12:06 AM
Isnīt there a corrupt election or something to decide who becomes a CK? Or you have to wait for a CK to "kick the bucket" to replace him?

Jojee
09-01-2006, 12:07 AM
You can just kill one instead, y'know. I suggest Hsu. ^_^

Shoden
09-01-2006, 12:07 AM
I bet 50$ that this is going in General Archive.I'll take you up on that bet.

Throughout the three and a half years before I was asked to become a Cid's Knight I spammed, I made stupid posts, and I constantly put the staff down. Oh, and I had sex with Loony BoB.

And now let's all play the on topic game. Yes, I'm willing to give this thread a chance. You can all come up with humorous responses to this question and it'll be a gay old time. Or at least until one of the competent CKs comes along and closes it, but you'll all revere and worship me for leaving it open, and I'll be sure to win Best Cid's Knight.

It's obvious you'd win it anyway, but you got competition from Leeza, who knows maybes other famous, ex-spammers like you will join the ranks of the Cid Knights and give you some competition and make it more fun for you and therefore giving you more bragging rights when you win the ciddie!

To be on site staff you got to be smart and know all sorts of nerd-stuff and coding.

crono_logical
09-01-2006, 12:08 AM
I want to be a staff member. Can I please?

Have you done the ten trials of death?
Or found Carmen Sandiego?

Well...No. But I have beaten Final Fantasy X-2:)
The first step was not to post in this thread.I've posted in here :p Oh wait :p

Erdrick Holmes
09-01-2006, 12:08 AM
I'm still putting my money on 'kissing staff's ass.

Moon Rabbits
09-01-2006, 12:08 AM
You can just kill one instead, y'know. I suggest Hsu. ^_^

I'm to afraid of rubah to do that. :(

Jojee
09-01-2006, 12:09 AM
Yeah, I know :( It's just that for some reason the words, Hsu, rubah, and puke came into my head while I was typing that XD

You could always default to Psychotic. I mean, nobody likes <i>him</i> ^.^

Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer
09-01-2006, 12:09 AM
You have to be smart to be an administrator?:eep:

Hambone
09-01-2006, 12:13 AM
The first step is not to make this thread.
exactly.

ChibiAxel
09-01-2006, 12:38 AM
*gasps*HAMBONE!!!...call me now!!!

Psychotic
09-01-2006, 12:41 AM
Yeah, that's the last time I ever give you lot a chance.

Yamaneko
09-01-2006, 02:59 AM
For the right price I'll make anyone a staff member. Well anyone except Raistlin. I still have some dignity left.