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UltimaMasamune
09-01-2006, 05:25 PM
I was almost caught once by my 5 year old brother I was on the computer in my room when he suddenly opened the door luckly I was fast enough to pull my hand and close the computer , he didn't suspect a thing of course not that he knows what I was doing

so share your embarrassing srories here

Edit: can a mod fix the title

Huckleberry Quin
09-01-2006, 05:29 PM
That disturbs me to no end.

Levian
09-01-2006, 05:30 PM
Yeah, my brother almost caught me browsing EoFF too. I'd hate it for people to find out my secret fascination that is Final Fantasy.

bipper
09-01-2006, 05:31 PM
My wife caught me on Eoff. :cry:

Flying Mullet
09-01-2006, 05:32 PM
My wife mom caught me on Eoff. :cry:

Huckleberry Quin
09-01-2006, 05:33 PM
Oh yes! Of course! Browsing EoFF!

No. I have a secret underground lair.

bipper
09-01-2006, 05:33 PM
My wife mom caught me on Eoff. :cry:

same thing you bastard. wait :eek:

Rocket Edge
09-01-2006, 05:33 PM
My !! caught me on Eoff. :cry:

LUKEJAKE17
09-01-2006, 05:33 PM
i thought you meant having sex! AAAAAHAHA! i was about to post aswell my opinion and that thats funny blimey you were getting me all confused

Huckleberry Quin
09-01-2006, 05:35 PM
i thought you meant having sex! AAAAAHAHA! i was about to post aswell my opinion and that thats funny blimey you were getting me all confused

Crikey that was blunt! :D

Flying Mullet
09-01-2006, 05:35 PM
i thought you meant having sex! AAAAAHAHA! i was about to post aswell my opinion and that thats funny blimey you were getting me all confused
Good thing you're smarter than that LUKEJAKE. :thumb:

Jojee
09-01-2006, 05:36 PM
Oh, man, embarassing stories XD

Also that guy ^ said blimey. Hehehe Harry Potter.

bipper
09-01-2006, 05:37 PM
i thought you meant having sex! AAAAAHAHA! i was about to post aswell my opinion and that thats funny blimey you were getting me all confused

Crikey that was blunt! :D

No. I think that was typed after a blunt.

Huckleberry Quin
09-01-2006, 05:38 PM
That's quite sad.

I have an embarrassing story that has no relevance to anything: I eat scones....THE WRONG WAY ROUND!

Here is the correct way:
http://www.amberstreetinn.com/images/scones.jpg


And LOLzOrDs bipper. LoLzOrDs.

LUKEJAKE17
09-01-2006, 05:41 PM
i thought you meant having sex! AAAAAHAHA! i was about to post aswell my opinion and that thats funny blimey you were getting me all confused

Crikey that was blunt! :D

No. I think that was typed after a blunt.
whats all this blunt it might sound dumb but i dont know what you mean

Huckleberry Quin
09-01-2006, 05:42 PM
My blunt meant that it wasn't subtly written. You'll find out about the other blunt when you're older. LoLzOrDs.

Madame Adequate
09-01-2006, 05:43 PM
I feel no shame about it. If I am browsing EoFF, and someone comes in... I just leave it right up there. They can deal with it if they have a problem!

Alive-Cat
09-01-2006, 05:44 PM
No. But I have a strange urge to minimize the EoFF window everytime a family member walks into my room. It's not that I'm embarrassed...well, I am, but in a good way! :p

bipper
09-01-2006, 05:45 PM
I feel no shame about it. If I am browsing EoFF, and someone comes in... I just leave it right up there. They can deal with it if they have a problem!

I put gel in my hair and wear blue jeans. I have a college degree, a good job, and go to church on some sundays... I can't let anyone know I come to eoff ! I have so much to lose! :cry:

Christmas
09-01-2006, 05:48 PM
I was caught playing FF X-2. :(

UltimaMasamune
09-01-2006, 05:50 PM
I was caught playing FF X-2. :(

that's even worse then getting gaught "doing it"

bipper
09-01-2006, 05:50 PM
I was caught playing FF X-2. :(

That is not too bad. Unless of course you were looking for advice in the x-2 forum :eek:

mooglebunni608
09-01-2006, 05:52 PM
No. But I have a strange urge to minimize the EoFF window everytime a family member walks into my room. It's not that I'm embarrassed...well, I am, but in a good way! :p
Eheh, me too ^_^

LUKEJAKE17
09-01-2006, 05:54 PM
I was caught playing FF X-2. :(
you must have felt like commiting suicide DONT! i like you christmas...


My blunt meant that it wasn't subtly written. You'll find out about the other blunt when you're older. LoLzOrDs.
thought so! im never subtle!

Do not double post. Use the edit/delete button. ~ Leeza

Huckleberry Quin
09-01-2006, 05:56 PM
Hello! In a completely unmodding and purely friendly advising way: there is an edit/delete button in the bottom right of your posts. You use it to edit/delete your posts rather than double posting :D

Do not be a mod whore. Use the warn button. ~ Leeza

Huckleberry Quin
09-01-2006, 05:59 PM
Haha touche. But I wasn't modding. It was just helpful advice :D. Fine I'll rephrase it...

This post was not necessary. ~ Leeza

Flying Mullet
09-01-2006, 06:05 PM
Haha, Pure Quin14 was caught "doing it". :p

Huckleberry Quin
09-01-2006, 06:07 PM
.....I hate you....

Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer
09-01-2006, 06:08 PM
Have you ever heard of lockes? They can be quite useful in those type of situations mister...and i must say that you are pervert for "wacking the weasel" while watching the kind of rubish porn that exists on the internet!

Anyway i was caught once replying to a thread here when my dad walked in and he said to me...

"Ahhh you were watching porn werenīt you!?You rascal..."

So i told him i was posting in a FF forum and he said...

"I would have prefered that you were in a porn site instead"

:eek: That was a shocker but now i donīt care and leave it open even when someone walks in.

Huckleberry Quin
09-01-2006, 06:10 PM
Your family are very mean to you aren't they?

Your Gran calls you gay and beats you up, and your dad insults your internet-ness.

I think you should download porn just to say "You told me to."

Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer
09-01-2006, 06:12 PM
I donīt dowload porn...although i could hummm...but i still prefer to dowload games instead:)

My father doesnīt like FF thatīs why he said that, he only likes games were Sonic appears.:cry:

Vince Valentine
09-01-2006, 06:34 PM
yea im one of the "popular" kids in school. i got a friend that likes anime and he had a forum called anime-metropoils with a big semi nude anime chick as the header. i dont like anime but to tell you the truth there were maybe 6 posts in the anime section lol. and in school whnever i checked up on it id keep it small and scroll the bar down before it loads lol

Bart's Friend Milhouse
09-01-2006, 06:36 PM
Back in 1996 my dad caught me and my sister playing football with a scrunched piece of paper in our flat, to this day I still find that predicament so funny

Peegee
09-01-2006, 07:41 PM
My mom caught me browsing EoFF once. She yelled at me for about five hours but I told her that I was a grown man and can do whatever I wanted.

We haven't talked since.

Blykus
09-01-2006, 07:44 PM
I have yet to be caught using the internet for my dirty little secret.

LUKEJAKE17
09-01-2006, 07:54 PM
WHATS WRONG WITH YOU USING EYES ON FF!

Blykus
09-01-2006, 08:03 PM
WHATS WRONG WITH YOU USING EYES ON FF!

What isn't wrong with you using it?! :foot:

Marluxiaswife
09-01-2006, 08:05 PM
me and my friend (moonstar) almost got caught when watching
FFVII AC :(

Huckleberry Quin
09-01-2006, 08:08 PM
Personally I think any association with EoFF is disgusting and you should all be ashamed. You people make me sick.

The Blob
09-01-2006, 08:31 PM
I was almost caught once by my 5 year old brother I was on the computer in my room when he suddenly opened the door luckly I was fast enough to pull my hand and close the computer , he didn't suspect a thing of course not that he knows what I was doing

so share your embarrassing srories here

Edit: can a mod fix the titleYou're very strange for feeling the necessity to tell people about how a 5 year old nearly caught you masturbating. I think you may need councilling.

Dignified Pauper
09-01-2006, 09:12 PM
For a long time, I had to keep EoFF a secret. I mean, there were times I simply couldn't control my urges, and I logged on in the middle of the day and make sure to minimize it very often incase someone looked at the computer.

It wasn't until 2 years ago when I was browsing in the middle of the day whilst home alone and all of a sudden, I had to use the restroom, left the screen up, and my grandfather came home. I heard him screaming my name at the top of his lungs and I ran downstairs knowing exactly what was wrong. I tried to explain that I just couldn't help myself, and he said nonsense. He told me that not even grown men look at such things like EoFF, and that i was a heathen and that he could never accept such things in his house. He threatened to take my computer, I threatened to run away, and then finally, I moved to college where it turns out that my peers really understood and didn't judge. And when I came home, I explained that I was a grown boy now and could look at whatever I wanted on the www, however, out of respect, and because i have a laptop, i make sure he's not around.

NorthernChaosGod
09-01-2006, 09:32 PM
Since the name of the thread refers to "doing it" I take that as having sex.

Yes, I have been caught having sex on multiple occasions. Not fun, you don't get to finish. :cry:

Madame Adequate
09-01-2006, 09:38 PM
Since the name of the thread refers to "doing it" I take that as having sex.

Yes, I have been caught having sex on multiple occasions. Not fun, you don't get to finish. :cry:

Unless you can get them to join in.

Huckleberry Quin
09-01-2006, 09:44 PM
Since the name of the thread refers to "doing it" I take that as having sex.

Yes, I have been caught having sex on multiple occasions. Not fun, you don't get to finish. :cry:

Unless you can get them to join in.

I was gonna say that, but the interrupter could be ugly. :D

lovehurts
09-01-2006, 09:44 PM
When a man gets the URGE!!!

WHEN A MAN WANTS IT!!!!

WHEN A MAN LOVES A WALNUT!!!!


He pulls down his pants , gets out the cream and he sits down in the chair turns on the computer and find a picture of love hurts. HOO RAH!!!

GRRR RUFF!!! RUFFFF!!!!!


Then he masages his toes and then he cranks it.

He turns up the music man he cranks the music.

Then he searches EOFF for lovehurts and then he has sexually fantasys about love hurting . Then he hurts himself for loving EOFF. Then the mother walks in and complains about the music being loud and you using EOFF in your underwear.

GEEZE learn propper house rules. You dont run around in your underwear I dont care if EOFF is just a forum where we cant see you put some damn pants on!

Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer
09-01-2006, 09:45 PM
I interrupted someone...and got traumatized about it.

NorthernChaosGod
09-01-2006, 09:51 PM
Since the name of the thread refers to "doing it" I take that as having sex.

Yes, I have been caught having sex on multiple occasions. Not fun, you don't get to finish. :cry:

Unless you can get them to join in.

I was gonna say that, but the interrupter could be ugly. :D

Or family???

lovehurts
09-01-2006, 09:52 PM
FReakin rabbits...

Huckleberry Quin
09-01-2006, 09:53 PM
I'm gonna regret this but Depends how fit your sister is. :sweatdrop

Old Manus
09-01-2006, 10:06 PM
This thread has lost it's funny. Can somebody find it?

I haven't been caught doing it.

Resha
09-01-2006, 10:10 PM
Sometimes people see me on EoFF. I blush and apologise. :(

Meat Puppet
09-01-2006, 10:11 PM
I'm too good at it to get caught.

Craig
09-01-2006, 10:13 PM
My girlfriend's sister walked in on us once. Luckily we were under the covers and my cat like reflexes allowd me to jump off just in time.

bipper
09-01-2006, 10:16 PM
My girlfriend's sister walked in on us once. Luckily we were under the covers and my cat like reflexes allowd me to jump off just in time.

You an your girlfiriend look at EoFF together!? Now that is fucked up! :love:

Craig
09-01-2006, 10:18 PM
My girlfriend's sister walked in on us once. Luckily we were under the covers and my cat like reflexes allowd me to jump off just in time.

You an your girlfiriend look at EoFF together!? Now that is smurfed up! :love:

Oh come on, like you've never tried it.

Blykus
09-01-2006, 10:27 PM
I was just doing it with my cat.

He really likes the designs on the website, or so I inferred from his purring.

NorthernChaosGod
09-01-2006, 10:35 PM
I'm gonna regret this but Depends how fit your sister is. :sweatdrop

Dude, my sister is 4 years old. And that's my sister. UGH.

Psychotic
09-01-2006, 10:46 PM
No, I usually like to keep some hardcore giraffe porn open in another window, and I quickly tab to that if anyone walks in.

Hambone
09-01-2006, 10:53 PM
I got caught sending a private private message.

Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer
09-01-2006, 10:54 PM
My mom found a porno tape in the middle of the other tapes...i videotaped it when i was like 13, but she still doesnīt know if itīs mine or if it belongs to my father.

Croyles
09-02-2006, 12:01 AM
3 of my friends ran in on me and my ex girlfriend and sprayed us with water, then ran out again...
Never been caught with porn though. Id find that more embarassing.

lovehurts
09-02-2006, 12:04 AM
3 of my friends ran in on me and my ex girlfriend and sprayed us with water, then ran out again...
Never been caught with porn though. Id find that more embarassing.

naked....?

Flying Mullet
09-02-2006, 12:10 AM
3 of my friends ran in on me and my ex girlfriend and sprayed us with water, then ran out again...
Never been caught with porn though. Id find that more embarassing.

naked....?
Playing Uno no less...

Croyles
09-02-2006, 12:11 AM
3 of my friends ran in on me and my ex girlfriend and sprayed us with water, then ran out again...
Never been caught with porn though. Id find that more embarassing.

naked....?
Playing Uno no less...

Yes it was a European variation of Uno.

The 'innuendo' EoFF is getting boring now. :p try something else.
In a few of the posts I actually couldnt decipher whether the poster actually UNDERSTOOD the point.

bipper
09-02-2006, 12:21 AM
My girlfriend's sister walked in on us once. Luckily we were under the covers and my cat like reflexes allowd me to jump off just in time.

You an your girlfiriend look at EoFF together!? Now that is smurfed up! :love:

Oh come on, like you've never tried it.

My fear of sub par delivery holds me back:mad:

Dignified Pauper
09-02-2006, 08:02 PM
3 of my friends ran in on me and my ex girlfriend and sprayed us with water, then ran out again...
Never been caught with porn though. Id find that more embarassing.

naked....?

twice naked....?

Rye
09-02-2006, 08:18 PM
Yes. :-[ I was caught with my hands on my...




keyboard. ;__;

Raistlin
09-02-2006, 08:20 PM
Yes. :-[ I was caught with my hands on my...




keyboard. ;__;

While looking at Legos porn.

Sylvie
09-02-2006, 08:56 PM
I got caught one time. I was stroking.


You know, practicing my keystroking.

Laugh at face of Danger
09-02-2006, 09:01 PM
I can't think of anything funny to say, so instead I'll sit still, like a statue

Madonna
09-02-2006, 10:03 PM
I read this thread title, I thought it was about sex and said so aloud. My girlfriend, who looked over my shoulder, candidly said, "Can't be about sex; it's the internet."

I had no good response.

Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
09-02-2006, 10:08 PM
MY GOD this is a sick world we live in today! Where people play uno naked!
I know. I mean who would actually want to play Uno naked?! If anything, it should be Twister. ;)

Jojee
09-02-2006, 10:12 PM
In all seriousness, Twister naked would actually be kinda sexy.... XD

One of my roomies caught my boyfriend and I in an embarassing situation just the other day. xD It was my fault, really. Buuut we all just pretended nothing ever happened and she's probably PTSD right now ^-^ Poor girl.

rubah
09-02-2006, 10:15 PM
Our quad player in band got caught with his girlfriend, so now we dont' have a quad player for two weeks.

Shoeberto
09-02-2006, 10:21 PM
I have a pretty good track record of not getting caught in sexy situations.

Drift
09-03-2006, 12:03 AM
i get caught doing many things.

Croyles
09-03-2006, 01:57 AM
"Can't be about sex; it's the internet."

Surely she sees the irony in that statement?

Strider
09-03-2006, 02:13 AM
I like to double-click my friend's mouse. <_<

You know, I visit this site at her apartment and all. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Huckleberry Quin
09-03-2006, 10:50 AM
In all seriousness, Twister naked would actually be kinda sexy.... XD

Or Strip Twister, where, if you fall over, you have to remove some clothing. Now that'd be spicaaay. *calls girl friends*

tidus_rox
09-03-2006, 07:40 PM
Why are you all embarressed to go ont his site?! Everyone in mi family knows i go on this site but they dont care... then they hand me looypops and we go skipping down the street, as everyone waves and smiles at us, and we lick the candy street and happily smile back. :D:D:D ... Sorry i had to,

Mum
09-05-2006, 03:08 AM
My Dad walked in on me and my boyfriend "doing it" in the kitchen, once. He didn't know (I think) because I had on a very full skirt and was sitting on my boyfriend's lap. We chatted (and I stayed very still) while he made us both a cuppa and left. Phew!

Madame Adequate
09-05-2006, 03:38 AM
I have a pretty good track record of not getting caught in sexy situations.

I have a pretty good track record of not getting into such situations to begin with :(

Reine
09-05-2006, 03:51 AM
My brother often watches me when I go to EoFF, it rather annoying ;_;

What ever happened to posting in privacy?

lmao

fantasyjunkie
09-05-2006, 04:04 AM
About 20 years ago my female roommate walked into my room while the girlfriend and I were doing "it". She was so embarrassed she dumped me :cry:

Owen Macwere
09-05-2006, 07:56 PM
Once dad caught me browsing EOFF, but I didn't care. I don't relly care if people know I like FF.

The Real Dark Messenger
09-05-2006, 10:12 PM
Well, I'm not hiding it - so I've have never been caught in the act, so to speak.

I don't know what's more stupid... that I'm not hiding that I am a FF fan or that I'm not hiding that I am a FF fan :-) He he.

The first one meaning that I am a 21 year old girl that loves FF or number two, that I'm stupid enough not to hide it from others.