I need help with...

[Resha]

DECIDING WHAT NORG'S SEXUALITY IS. STRAIGHT OR NOT, FOLKS??


http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b399/themagicroundabout/DANCEDANCEYOUMOTHERsmurfERDANCE.gif

[themagicroundabout]

Hit him with your sword!

[Alive-Cat]

No straight man thrusts his hands like that. :-/

[Resha]

But he is happy and dancing!

[themagicroundabout]

He has a funny shaped face imo

[Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer]

What does Fushururururu mean?

Well he is Master Norg if he was a woman then he would be called Mistress Norg right?

[Resha]

I feel rebellious, so I am going to take Norg to the GAY BAR! :excited:

EDIT: harro jimmy you are cool maybe YOU can be Mistress Norg?

[Alive-Cat]

His face rather resembles a more unsavoury item. That chin...

[Resha]

But he does look rather edible.

[themagicroundabout]

www.dictionary.com

[Christmas]

NORG is LITTLE MANUS.

[Resha]

THEMAGICROUNDABOUT IS LINKING INNOCENT PEOPLE TO PORN!!

[Alive-Cat]

NORG is LITTLE MANUS.

It all makes sense now! :p

[Resha]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a140/poogala/SHODENENENEN.gif

THIS IS THE TRUTH OF NORG ;_______;

[themagicroundabout]

Isn't he such a sweetie pie! :aimkiss:

[Alive-Cat]

I knew it. I just knew it!

[Resha]

Actually, that's rather hot. Great legs, imho.

[Shoden]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a140/poogala/SHODENENENEN.gif

THIS IS THE TRUTH OF NORG ;_______;

So that's where he went. That's the last time I entrust you with my DNA, Resha. =(. NORG is Quina's boyfriend/girlfriend. Remember in Hellsing Integra was a woman but refered to as Sir or Master.

[Resha]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a140/poogala/SHODENENENEN.gif

THIS IS THE TRUTH OF NORG ;_______;

So that's where he went. That's the last time I entrust you with my DNA, Resha. =(. NORG is Quina's boyfriend/girlfriend.

Oh, dear darling Shoden. THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING. :nonono:

[Alive-Cat]

Please explain your sexuality, Shoden/Norg.

[themagicroundabout]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b399/themagicroundabout/village-people.jpg

[Resha]

Jesus Christ magicroundabout that's like spot the NORG :nonono:

[Alive-Cat]

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i277/anotherperson/village-peoplenorg.jpg

[themagicroundabout]

I did the best I could!

http://www.eyesonff.com/members/album/13171/bladen2

Oh you had to get one up on me, didn't you Alive-Mon

[Alive-Cat]

It's greatly appreciated. :)

[Christmas]

It is pretty obvious all of you are wrong cause yours picture isn't dancing like the original one.

[Resha]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a140/poogala/hshshs.gif

SHODEN HAS BEEN REPLA--...wait, what?? Sexy?? Are you calling NORG sexy???? Dude...:roll: Score for Shoden.

[themagicroundabout]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b399/themagicroundabout/SHODENVILLAGE.jpg

[Alive-Cat]

Shoden, I never knew you felt that way. :cool:

[themagicroundabout]

When something's not right
In Final Fantasy eight
Who are you going to call
Yeah
That's right
That
That Future Esthar guy

[Alive-Cat]

Norg obviously has a thing for Cid.
Obviously. :rolleyes2

[Resha]

Alive-Man might have a thing for NORG. Maybe. POSSIBLY. But then, what would Shoden say? :(

[themagicroundabout]

What's with his chin anyway
I mean, really

[Resha]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a140/poogala/100px-NORG.jpgNORGhttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a140/poogala/100px-NORG.jpg

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a140/poogala/100px-NORG.jpgLOVEShttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a140/poogala/100px-NORG.jpg

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a140/poogala/100px-NORG.jpgCID???http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a140/poogala/100px-NORG.jpg

[Alive-Cat]

I mean, they're standing too close. I mean, really. :rolleyes2
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i277/anotherperson/village-peoplelovecidnorg.jpg

[themagicroundabout]

Does anyone else think it is weird how NORG has such a high pitched voice?

[Alive-Cat]

Does anyone else think it is weird how NORG has such a high pitched voice?

Definitely! I mean, with his huge chin, you'd think he had a deep manly voice, but it is just so high.

[Resha]

You heard http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a140/poogala/100px-NORG.jpg sing???? Speak??? When did http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a140/poogala/100px-NORG.jpg ever speak in the game?!?!? >:O I SENSE SOMETHING DEFECTIVE HERE TELL ME ABOUT IT AT ONCE.

[themagicroundabout]

Yes, Alive-Man, just like a little girl

[Alive-Cat]

Like Little Lucy, themagicroundabout.

[themagicroundabout]

It must have been my imagination, Shoden

[Resha]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a140/poogala/100px-NORG.jpg + http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a140/poogala/Oddish.gif = ?!?!?!!?!?!?

EDIT P.S. christmas is a fviii ii iii eye eyeyeye eye eye eye eyeye eye some more eye eye eye expert i think

[themagicroundabout]

What the fuck has that got to do with anything, Resha :mad2:
I mean SERIOUSLY
Get yourself together, man!

[Alive-Cat]

I would have sworn that Norg spoke on the game. :confused:

[Resha]

I think NORG is a hermaphrodite. :(

edit: bugger it, how do you make OOC tags

[themagicroundabout]

He goes on his jollies with his wife

[Alive-Cat]

His wife knows not about his affair with Cid.

[themagicroundabout]

His wife is an ugly cow anyway so she is just happy that she has a husband.

[Alive-Cat]

Yes, his wife is nothing like darling Norg. Great personality, buff etc.

[Resha]

His wife was banned, did you guys know that? But wait. Why are you guys making it sound like you KNOW NORG is a he, and that ITS "wife" is a SHE??? :nonono: DON'T JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS!!!

(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a140/poogala/OWNED.jpg)

[Venom]

Nah NORG's a straight arrow.

[Alive-Cat]

www.norg.justgotowned.com

[themagicroundabout]

Norg's about as straight as a roundabout

[Alive-Cat]

You know who.

[Shoden]

Norg's about as straight as a roundabout

SO s/he's an all rounder now? Well that just about proves my theory right.
NORG is a bisexual. Now proven FACT, another mystery shoved down the drain and solved. Let's rejoice!
I used to like FFVIII the most before I refinished FFVII last year, so I do know bits and bobs about it. I aint no expert but I think it's the most accurate fact you'll get here. =D. I'm bet you people are glad I was here to save you all!

[Resha]

No, this thread isn't about VOLDEMORT, it's about NORG. Maybe NORG has a secret affair with VOLDEMORT?? I know VOLDEMORT was a man, but what became of him after he lost his face and his body et al???

COULD IT BE THAT HE SOUGHT SOLACE IN THE TENDER LARGE FLAPPY ARMS OF ....NORG.

[themagicroundabout]

Don't count your chickens before they've hatched, Shoden.

[Resha]

Next time we will ask the question:

DID NORG LAY ANY EGGS??

[themagicroundabout]

Yes. Seven.

[Resha]

WHY DID NORG CROSS THE ROAD???

[themagicroundabout]

Because he was a chicken!

[Resha]

Hey, you guys wanna RP as NORG and CO??? ^___^

NORG: themaaagicroundabout ^___^
MISSUS NORG: Reeeesha ^_^
CID:
VOLDEMORT:

FILL UP THE SPOTS. Maybe then we can solve this problem.

[themagicroundabout]

dibs on norg

[Resha]

OK I WILL START!!!

"hallo norg will you marry me???" she simpered.

WAIT!!!!! Realisation spanned across Missus NORG's face. "ARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN BECAUSE I AM NOT GAY YOU KNOW OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!?"

[Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer]

I thought i had to reached to the final conclusion...but i guess not.

[themagicroundabout]

"I aM YOur FAther" said Norg, bravely displaying his manhood for all to see.

[Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer]

Shouldn´t you say fushurururururu a lot?

[Resha]

"What is that thing?" asked Missus NORG curiously. Then she remembered and screamed, "NOOOOOOOOOOOO! THE MELTY MAN WILL GET J00!!!!"

Missus NORG is tootali 1337.

[themagicroundabout]

Shouldn´t you say fushurururururu a lot?

I think I know what I'm doing, thankyouverymuch.

[Alive-Cat]

What happens next!? :hyper:

[Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer]

Shouldn´t you say fushurururururu a lot?

I think I know what I'm doing, thankyouverymuch.

You don´t have to be rude mister! *cries in shame*

[themagicroundabout]

"fushurururururu," said Norg in a fit of rage.

[Alive-Cat]

He had a fit? Is he alright?

[themagicroundabout]

No, he's dead.


WHO KILLED NORG?

[Alive-Cat]

What a tragic end.

[ScottNUMBERS]

Can I be NORG fangirl #5? plz plz

[Alive-Cat]

Can I be NORG fangirl #5? plz plz

kk babe

[themagicroundabout]

I think, actually, if I remember correctly the #5 spot is taken, but there is a vacancy at #13, if you want.

[Resha]

"I killed NORG! BWAHAHAHAHAH! :hyper:" sang Missus NORG in glee. She got hitched to ScottNUMBERSANDMORE and ran away to Balamb Garden where she ate Squall for dinner.

NEXT EPISODE: NECROPHILIA -- MISSUS NORG'S DESIRE TO RETURN TO THE DEAD NORG.

[Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer]

Can she eat Rinoa to?Please............................:)

[themagicroundabout]

This is gonna be a goodun! :excited:

[Resha]

She can skewer Rinoa with a pair of chopsticks but geez, you really think that fluffball is edible? :nonono:

[themagicroundabout]

Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer could you please control yourself.

[Resha]

I could muzzle him for you WE'RE GETTING OFF TOPIC OMG IF THE MODS SEE US POST OFF-TOPIC THEY WILL CLOSE THIS THREAD

I am NORG. :)

[themagicroundabout]

I think Norg is a COWARD.

[Alive-Cat]

NORG does not know what's best for him and the kids, is my viewpoint.

[Resha]

Shoden is Norg has deleted all his posts xDDD *giggles madly*

[ScottNUMBERS]

NORG is hot :(

[themagicroundabout]

Norg iz ver sxc imo he is 1 hunkee men :aimkiss:
i agrey wiv u sctotNUMBer

[Resha]

Dear mod who will eventually find this,

Aye, 'twas fun, outwitting thy roving eyes. But now I fear our fun is done. Any punishment doled out for this dreadful beauty of a thread must go to me -- Resha (srsly Jesus Christ =_=) -- and no-one else because tbh I forced them all to post :D Kay?

Thankee -- MISSUS NORG. :heart:

[Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer]

Norg is a furry lovable guy although i don´t understand why is like 8feet tall and the other shumi guys are about 4 feet tall.

[ScottNUMBERS]

Nice known' ya Resha. :(

Edit: Would someone please control Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer, he still has not calmed down.

[Shoden]

He should do what I did and delete your lame posts. Sure the Staff can still see them but it stops the thread getting anymore out of hand.
This is just brutal chaos. =/. If the Ck's find my post deletions suspcious then so be it. I deleted them because they were lame and I didn't think they made any sense here. only 1 or 2 may have been what you could call spam contributions to this thread. Leave Jimmy be, he's having fun. Don't spoil it for him. Where are the staffers anyway? I haven't seen many on today, this thread could of been closed before I solved the mystery. But anyways, at least we know now.=)

[McLovin']

w.....t......f.......?

[ScottNUMBERS]

Shoden is right, this could like spiral too far out of control and upset the balance of time and space. :Oo:

[McLovin']

Boo frickety hoo.

[ScottNUMBERS]

Magus of Zeal can you please stop spamming

[Samuraid]

Spam spam spam spam.

No more threads that get out of hand like this please. Thanks. :)