NEIGHBOURS

[LUKEJAKE17]

I FRIIIIGIN HATE NEIGHBOURS! (usally) where i live, im surrounded by freaks! theres a really common tramp next door to me who always comes home drunk, with some men who look like stupid strippers, up above me, some stupid woman who HAS SEVERAL ridiculous habits but perhaps the worst being shouting at the top of her voice making stupid noises all night! tell me about your neighbours...are they freaks?

[Hambone]

One has alzheimer's and he checks his mail every 10 minutes even if he's already gotten it.

[Decessus]

I have an annoying neighbor who won't stop saying 'Diddly.'

I hid the body in the ditch.

[Eminem's_No.1_Fan]

nAAAYYYYburs, everybody neeeds good nAAAYYYburs.

damn you Australian soaps, DAMN YOU!!!!!!

[Meat Puppet]

I don't like my neighbours very much. They're not good people. I'm not going to go into any detail. They're just not good people, and I don't like them.

[Araciel]

my only neightbours are two college girls...normally i would love this but one has a live-in boyfriend and they constantly break up and he throws little hissy fits and yells and screams drunk in my hallway, punching walls...i have to go out and threaten to kick the crap out of him on an almost weekly basis

[Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer]

I saw one of my neighbours naked once...she was getting changed near the window and i saw her...but i ain´t no voyeur it was completely random.

[Venom]

I hate my neighbors because they complain about me playing too loud and yet those red neck bastards are cable theives and are twice as loud as me.:(

Damn Rednecks cant live with em and you can sure as hell live without them.

[McLovin']

I once witnessed a couple argue for over 30 minutes. I could see and hear it from my window. You have no idea how entertaining that was too watch.

I even shined lasers into their living room after they stopped fighting. They started fighting about that too. XD. Priceless.

[Eminem's_No.1_Fan]

I once witnessed a couple argue for over 30 minutes. I could see and hear it from my window. You have no idea how entertaining that was too watch.

I even shined lasers into their living room after they stopped fighting. They started fighting about that too. XD. Priceless.


LOL a-hahahahahahahaah!!!

[Ethanol Dreams]

I like my neighbours, got a fireman and a nurse on one side and a builder on the other, so it's kinda handy! :D They're nice people too though.

[Psychotic]

nAAAYYYYburs, everybody neeeds good nAAAYYYburs.

damn you Australian soaps, DAMN YOU!!!!!!Neighbours is crack cocaine in soap form. Someone help me quit.

We don't speak to our neighbours. That's just the way it is.

[LUKEJAKE17]

my only neightbours are two college girls...normally i would love this but one has a live-in boyfriend and they constantly break up and he throws little hissy fits and yells and screams drunk in my hallway, punching walls...i have to go out and threaten to kick the crap out of him on an almost weekly basis
do you really? please answer! oh and i forgot to tell everyone about this freak with a massive head (no he hasnt got a health problem) who screeams and growls and swears and he has no one in the house but himself!? and he throws things!

[Shiny]

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. Won't you be my? Won't you be my neighbor? I like my neighbors. They make food for me. :)

[Decessus]

They make food for me. :)
You haven't noticed the bleach yet?

[I Took the Red Pill]

My neighbor is the cat lady from A Clockwork Orange.

[Shiny]

You haven't noticed the bleach yet?
No, but I have come across some nails. I guess they wanted to surprise me...those tricksters. :greenie:

[Zeldy]

I never really talk to my neighbours. But they are really nice. Theres an old couple on one side who love looking after my Rabbit when we go on Holiday, and they keep all our mail and keep the house safe etc, and we do the same when they go away. :)

On the other side is a younger family, with a chav little boy who, a year ago, threw things at our windows.
I saw into his window once from my garden, and I saw a 50 cent poster. I lost all respect for him.

One morning they played Keane. It was like.. 8am. My room is really close to their conservatory where the music was. Ive never gotten out of bed so quick xD

[Tasura]

One is a spoiled idiot brat who is goign to be in jail as soon as he turns 18, the rest are old people.

[LUKEJAKE17]

IF YOU HATE 50 CENT YOUVE GOT TASTE! AND YOU SHOULD RUNOVER THAT LITTLE CHAV!

[Vikeve]

My street is a freak fest everything form drunken bastards to drug addicts which is funny cuz i live in a safe part of town but my street is crazy sometimes...

I watched thisdrunken fool walk or dance down my street and start yelling at none existent people and treees also my dad... very funny.

i love my neighbors but i hate the children or just one of them i hate hoverers who always want to take my stuff danm that little boy danm him to hell!!!!! everyone else i like a lot of New orleans relatives moved in after the hurrican there all really nice and funny.:)

[Anaisa]

my only neightbours are two college girls...normally i would love this but one has a live-in boyfriend and they constantly break up and he throws little hissy fits and yells and screams drunk in my hallway, punching walls...i have to go out and threaten to kick the crap out of him on an almost weekly basis
do you really? please answer! oh and i forgot to tell everyone about this freak with a massive head (no he hasnt got a health problem) who screeams and growls and swears and he has no one in the house but himself!? and he throws things!There is clearly something living in that large head of his though. I think he's communicating with that. I think the issue is that the reason why his legs are so short, is because his overly large head, due to the beast residing in it, is weighing down the rest of his body, an pushing his legs down into squat position. He's not pleased about this, so when he gets in a rage, he shouts an screams at the demon, an hits his head with objects, in an attempt to hurt it. But this only serves to make his head swell.The demon further provokes him by saying things like: "Your neighbours think you're a freak" "No they don't! they think I'm disabled, THEY PITY ME" "HA HA that's what you think, their telling the people of the internets that you're just a freak, an you're not really disabled". "They only pity themselves for having to live in close proximity to you, they wish you'd turn upon your little legs, an get the hell out of here, nobody likes to see the freak show all year round bub."

damn you Australian soaps, DAMN YOU!!!!!!
Neighbours is crack cocaine in soap form. Someone help me quit.
Me an my brother helped my sister quit, by setting traps for her at the top of the stairs. If she eventually made it downstairs, an put it on, we would throw a quilt over her head, an roll her round in it. It worked a treat!

[Hambone]

I FRIIIIGIN HATE NEIGHBOURS! (usally) where i live, im surrounded by freaks! theres a really common tramp next door to me who always comes home drunk, with some men who look like stupid strippers, up above me, some stupid woman who HAS SEVERAL ridiculous habits but perhaps the worst being shouting at the top of her voice making stupid noises all night! tell me about your neighbours...are they freaks?


Don't hate, appreciate!

[Anaisa]

I FRIIIIGIN HATE NEIGHBOURS! (usally) where i live, im surrounded by freaks! theres a really common tramp next door to me who always comes home drunk, with some men who look like stupid strippers, up above me, some stupid woman who HAS SEVERAL ridiculous habits but perhaps the worst being shouting at the top of her voice making stupid noises all night! tell me about your neighbours...are they freaks?


Don't hate, appreciate!You should say: "Appreciate this" an then stamp on their toes!

[LUKEJAKE17]

YEAH!. any way christmas would agree theres nothing wrong with hating neighbours!

[Hambone]

christmas hates everything.

[LUKEJAKE17]

i like christmas...

[themagicroundabout]

I don't have any neighbours!

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

I'm watching my neighbours right now

[abrojtm]

One group of neighbors all work for Budweiser. The others are equally uninteresting.

[Craig]

One of my sisters lives next door to me, and another one lives a few houses down. I like my neighbours.

[KentaRawr!]

We never talk to our neighbors, but we recently found out that we go on the same bus as them. That's to be expected since we live in the same area.