Simpsons Quotes

[Roto13]

My friends and I can quote The Simpsons back and forth forever. Just for kicks, let's do it here. One of my favourites:

Homer: In a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane!

[Tifa's Real Lover(really]

Bart: eat my shorts

[Breine]

Homer: "SAVE ME JEBUUUUUUS!!!" XD

[Madame Adequate]

Todd Flanders: I'm jealous of girls, because they get to wear dresses.

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

The whole Jerry Rude sequence

Jerry: we're on the air now, skeletor
Ralph: Dying tickles
Fat Tony: I don't get mad I get stabby

[Medi]

Judge Contance Harm: Oh, I can't resist that look. You remind me of me when I was a little boy.

lol! :D

[smittenkitten]

"Me fail English? That's unpossible." Ralph. Awe, don't you just love the Simpsons. :)

[Captain Maxx Power]

Go banana!

[Roto13]

Judge Contance Harm: Oh, I can't resist that look. You remind me of me when I was a little boy.

Snake: Dude! Did she just say she used to be a dude?

[MJN SEIFER]

[QUOTE=smittenkitten;1870345]"Me fail English? That's unpossible." Ralph. QUOTE]

Back in my primary school, we had a psoster of Ralph saying that in English class...:)

[Breine]

Russian prostitute sitting in Moe's bar in the episode where Moe turns his bar into this modern club, with white rabbits hanging from the ceiling and stuff: "'All this yelling is taking away my horny". :cool:

[scrumpleberry]

Let's do it, Homer - let's call room service!

[Roto13]

XD Those models were great!

Model: After Chernobyl, my penis... is falling off.

Moe: And "penis" is Russian for...?

[Odaisé Gaelach]

Lisa: I had a bad dream...

Homer: Aww. Well you just tell me all about it.

Lisa: Well, I know it sounds foolish, but I dreamt the boogie-man was after me an-

Homer: AHH! BOOGIE-MAN! You nail all the doors and windows shut, I'll get the gun!

[Dreddz]

Homer: Someday you'll thank me for this, son.
Bart: Not bloody likely.
Homer: No it's true, You know, when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage.
Bart: Dad, what's the point of this story?
Homer: I like stories :)

[Cz]

There are hundreds of brilliant Simpsons quotes. Homer's responsible for quite a few, but a number of the background characters have great lines too.

A personal favourite of mine would be an exchange between Fat Tony and Johnny Tightlips, being attacked by an unknown assailaint:

Fat Tony: Johnny Tightlips, can you see the shooter?
Johnny: I see a lot of things. :shifty:

:D

[McLovin']

http://www.snpp.com/guides/chalkboard.openings.html

[Griff]

I want a single plum soaked in perfume and served in a man's hat

[Reine]

My sig theme says it all :p

[Topcat]

Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

:D

[Fuego]

Nelson: Hey Bart your epidermis is showing
Bart: it is
Nelson: See your epidermis is your hair so its tech. true.
Bart falls to ground.
Nelson: 1 sec. Ha Ha
Milhouse: Hey Nelson ... i think Barts really hurt.
Nelson: I said HA HA ...

[Psychotic]

"He's history's greatest monster!"

- A random guy talking about Jimmy Carter.

[MJN SEIFER]

There are hundreds of brilliant Simpsons quotes. Homer's responsible for quite a few, but a number of the background characters have great lines too.

A personal favourite of mine would be an exchange between Fat Tony and Johnny Tightlips, being attacked by an unknown assailaint:

Fat Tony: Johnny Tightlips, can you see the shooter?
Johnny: I see a lot of things. :shifty:

:D

Later on in that episode (Or maybe it's a different one... I'm not sure) a gun shot is heard and another gangster finds Johnny bleeding on the floor.

Gangster: What happend?! Did you get shot?!

Johnny: I ain't saying nothin'!!

Gangster: but what will I tell da' docter?

Johnny: Tell 'im suck a lemon!




The best quotes Simpsons have done is Bart's phone calls particually...


Bart: Is there a Mr. Jass there? His frist name's "Hugh"

Moe: Hang on! (Out loud) HUGH JASS!!! Yeah I'm looking for a Hugh Jass!! Someone check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!

Man: I'm Hugh Jass!

Moe: phone.

Hugh: (On phone) Hello this is Hugh Jass.

(Bart's face falls as his joke backfires on him)

[Reine]

Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

:D

I saw that episode the other day xD

[Eiko Guy]

my quote totally PWNS all o yours
"doh"
oh dont hate

[Twisted Tinkerbell]

Homer: Doughnuts, is there anything they can't do?

[Fuego]

Mindy: can't talk eating .


Mindy: Double glaze ... Aaaahhhhhh ....

[YTDN]

Homer: (singing) My baloney has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R, My baloney has a second name, it's H-O-M-E-R.

[your.mind.is.on.the.line]

"Someone broke the toilet!" I dont' really watch Simpsons much.

[Odaisé Gaelach]

Krusty's plane, the "I'm-on-a-Rolla-Gay!" :D

[NINJA_Ryu]

Flanders: Hey, uh homer, it seems your missing a car.

Homer: Hey Flanders! It looks like your missing a wife!

Flanders: O gee, looks like i walked right into that one...

[cheesern]

Homer:*Gurgle gurgle* Hippo

In that episode where he meets his mother for the first time at the end

Homer: but I don't understand what i got from you

Mom goes on buss and knoks her head in the bus and than she cryes out *dho*

Homer: aaaa Thats what i got from you