Nerdiest/ Corniest Pick-Up Lines

[tan]

"Baby, you just Shintenshin No Jutsu'd right into my heart <3"

[Christmas]

Any lines said by LITTLE MANUS :(

[themagicroundabout]

"You must be Jamaican because Jamaican me crazy!"
:cool:

[Flying Mullet]

Me: Do you have any *insert your ethnicity here* in you?
Other person: No
Me: Would you like some?

[Jowy]

<i>Are those moon pants?</i>

What?

<i>Because that ass is out of this world!</i>

And then you'll probably get slapped.

[Flying Mullet]

<i>Are those moon pants?</i>

What?

<i>Because that ass is out of this world!</i>

And then you'll probably get slapped.
Ooooh, I like it. I'll have to try it on my wife this evening. :yellowkin

[blackmage_nuke]

If the keyboard were invented by me then I would be right on top of U

[mooglebunni608]

Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants ^///^
And, of course,
'Did it hurt?" (insert reply of 'what?') 'when you fell from heaven?"

[Rye]

"Hey Baby, I'm like Calculus. I'm so hard that you'll be doing me on your desk all night long. ;D"

[boris no no]

You're hot. Wanna do the dirty in the back of that van?

So yeah, I'm not very good at this game :mad2:

[Captain Maxx Power]

What winks and shags like a Tiger?

*winks*

[bipper]

Christmas is a girl!?!? :rolleyes2

-or-

Hi! I'm a Programmer/BipperGOES!
That gets em everytime.

[Madame Adequate]

"Hey Baby, I'm like Calculus. I'm so hard that you'll be doing me on your desk all night long. ;D"

Damnit, that was mine >=O

"Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"

[DK]

"Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart."

[The Devil Man]

*call a girl over with a finger*

then say-

'I've made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.'

[Hambone]

"Hey, you dropped something...My jaw!"

[Flying Mullet]

"Hey Baby, I'm like Calculus. I'm so hard that you'll be doing me on your desk all night long. ;D"
Math eh?

Hey baby, let's add you to me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and let's multiply. :chef:

[Peter_20]

"Hehehe, I'll be buying lots of flour today, yes indeed; do YOU like flour?"

Totally weird. XD

[Dell]

"Men in Nothing; MIN with RWYA; Ready When You Are"

[Madame Adequate]

Hey baby, let's make like guns and bang.

[bipper]

Let's make like a bipper and GOE?

[Madame Adequate]

I am defeated.

[Breine]

"Heaven must be missing an angel because you're standing right here next to me.."

So corny :eep:

[Twilight Edge]

When playing DotA:What the hell? My name is George W. Boush and I randomed a Tinker(Boush is his name)?

and

Lo' and behold, are those Real?If that's the case then I'm in because I'm worth it!!

[Peegee]

"Hey Baby, I'm like Calculus. I'm so hard that you'll be doing me on your desk all night long. ;D"

LMAO Rye's obsession with all things asian is hilarious.

[Peter_20]

"Hello, hello, would you like to follow me home, and check my Equipment Screen in Final Fantasy 7?
It's HUGE!"

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=pick+up+lines&meta=

[UltimaMasamune]

all hail BM

BM: I was wondering, and this may sound strange but just bear with me, are you from Venus?
WM: Er... no , why?
BM: 'cause, baby, yer ass is outta dis world!


and Delsus from Atelier Iris
"do you have a number or should I just call you mine"

[Odaisé Gaelach]

Scrubs suddenly springs to mind...

Woman: "Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

JD: "It's... umm... I roll of quarters..."

[Quindiana Jones]

Man: Hey let's have sex!
Woman: No.

FIN!

[Dignified Pauper]

You're hot. Wanna do the dirty in the back of that van?

So yeah, I'm not very good at this game :mad2:

i'm in

[Bunny]

Something along the lines of "if i could rearrange the alphabet, I would put u and i together."

And probably my all-time favorite line is.. well, it would be censored here. I'll let you fill in the blank. "Nice shoes, wanna ____?"

I have managed to make up my own pick-up line. I find it insanely humorous but nobody else really does.

"Would you like to ride the A-Train to O-Town?"

Oh yes.

[Shiny]

"I'm like a lightbulb, because you're turning me on."

"Are you tired, because you've been running through my mind all day."

[Topcat]

Some of these are quite rude so if your easilly offended watch out!:D

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, lets talk"

"You know, you're very easy on the eyes...and very hard on my erection."

"There are 206 bones in the human body, want one more?"

"Why don't we go back to my place and do the things I'm going to tell people we did anyway?"

"That dress looks real becoming on you. Of course if I was that dress I'd be coming too."

[RoxasLeonhart]

the weridest thing my mom said to me was last night if i got a dollar foe every second you spend playing videogames i would be rich

[Croyles]

I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"

Excuse me, maam, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?

Cold out isn't it? (staring at breasts)

Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... you shouldn't go home without me!

[fire_of_avalon]

Hey baby... you got any diseases? Want some?

[Rocket Edge]

"Baby did you fart?, cos you blow me away!!"

[PyroManiak]

"Baby did you fart?, cos you blow me away!!"
lmfao rockets is the best one..


"your so sexy you make it feel like corn"

[boys from the dwarf]

Man: Hey let's have sex!
Woman: No.

damn it! i was gonna post that.

some of these are hilariously stupid. some of them are so funny that they might even work (im not testing them though.)

o.k. heres a sucky one that'll confuse the person and give you enough time to run away before she realizes what you mean.

man:wanna know why with us 1+1=3?

woman:...??.what?... oh.

pretty crappy.

[Goldenboko]

"From across the Room I thought your body was punchin, but now I can tell its kickin! :thumb:"

OR (Note for Chocobos only)

"We've got two Chocobos!"
"Let's make a Chocobo baby!"

[Hawkeye]

"Should I follow the road down south?"

[oddler]

the weridest thing my mom said to me was last night if i got a dollar foe every second you spend playing videogames i would be rich

I'm not even going to try because you already won.

Well, maybe...

I'm really sorry I ripped your boyfriend's arms off. Need a hug? :p

[Decessus]

"I got a car."

[salvaje]

Let's see if I can remember a few...

"Is there any room for me in those jeans?"

"Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? No? Well, then, allow me to introduce myself."

"I'm lost - can I come home with you?"

For girls: take your finger, suck on it for a second, then slowly move it down your cleavage line. Once done, say "What say you and me go to my place and get out of these wet clothes?" (It doesn't work so well when a guy says it).

"Baby, somebody better call God, cause he's missing an angel!"

"We ain't nothin' but mammals, sweetheart."

"You doin' anything tonight?" [No] "Would you like to do *me*?"

"Let's pork."

"Let's f**k."

"Make like a banana and split them legs, gurrl!"

"It MUST be jelly, cause jam don't shake like that!"

"I'mma tear that p**** up, gurrrrl."

"If I were a dude, I'd be ALL OVER that."

"I wanna rub cake ALL OVER YOUR BELLY." [What?!] "ALL over your belly, gurrrl."


...That last one was said by a girl, by the way. To me. We're still good friends, though.

[Griff]

"I call it my.....*dramatic pause* Masamune."

"Here's my character sheet, want to find out why my stamina attribute is so high?"

"M'lady, you are fairer than any woman on WoW."

[My name is...something..?]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUh3zIY5JkU

*wins*

[DarkLadyNyara]

"Why don't we go back to my place and do the things I'm going to tell people we did anyway?"
*shakes head*

That dress looks nice on you. But it would look even better on my bedroom floor.

[Dr Unne]

http://www.com-www.com/weirdal/wannaburlovr.html

[Evastio]

I could've sworn this was a revived thread. :confused:

[fantasyjunkie]

Hey Baby, I like that shake! How about some fries?

[Bahamut2000X]

One my friend came up with someday, being the Star Wars geek that he is.

"Hey baby, you want to activate MY lightstaber?"

[Quindiana Jones]

"The word of the day is legs. Let's go home and spread the word."

[tailz]

Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, lets talk"


did you know that vreaking that ice cube will be harder then you think.


damn those things are tough, but i did get rewarded with a kiss for trying :P:D

[bipper]

*random Quagmire quote*

[Araciel]

'oh i love that book'

(when she's clearly not reading a book)

[licence]

"If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head?"

[Fuego]

how about ...

"Pee on me."~ Jerri Blank

"can i get some water ... i'm alittle dry." ~Cotton
"I'm plenty wet." ~ Jerri

[I Took the Red Pill]

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

[Tasura]

"I have a pack of Skitles in my pocket, wanna taste the rainbow? ;)"

[ValkyrieWing]

These are REALLY bad. :I

[nik0tine]

"Hey baby. Can I fly my plane into your twin towers?"

[Kain Strife]

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I could still make your bedrock!"

[BardTard]

Polar bear.
What?
It broke the ice.

[lovehurts]

HAY BABY Im on fire but for you I'll be as cold as ice so that you can warm me up! GRRRRRRRAHAHAH GRRRR RAH!!!! GRRR.....that would be pretty bad.